2747 Toothpicks In My Beard

[mw3man2233]

imagine sneezing or something on toothpick # 2999

[MyLegend360]

holy sh... cow!

[FreeWebGoods]

Now give someone a biiiiggg hug with that beard. Anyway, this was an awesome idea.

[felixisfunny13]

Ladies and Gentleman I present to the world to witness the first ever human porcupine...Tatata-lil-tatata-­!

[KingofArmageddon20]

amazing what people do for 15 minutes of fame

[kpnc7653]

Cactus man

[sentrygunner]

you could have made it to 3000 if you put them on your stache

[flamesRules]

DOOMSDAY!

[moviecrafter]

SAYAJIN BEARD

[life91lover]

I Counted 2739

[IhateEverything100]

Too bad a 0:30 2 of the toothpicks fell out so it was 2748 toothpick in your beard

[GABRO515]

did you count?

[bstmanversusskeletor]

With a bit of luck her life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just around the corner, men with toothpicks in their beards are getting incredible kicks from things she'll never know.

[SgtPiggie]

Next time do it with cactus spines.

[CarsonsVideos]

Good thing he didn't trip and fall on his beard of toothpicks.

[LevelToTheMAX100]

Pokemon somebody?!

[gridviperwaves]

WOW!

[aspokenpoetsverse]

you better watch out for beavers!

[berkanish]

3 days after he did this thing he found a toothpick in his beard XD

[hunterrat]

faceplant!



[xJMAN07x]

The real Epic Beard Man.

[Guidone1919]

you look like a porcupine

[BuhByeWii]

What if you sneezed.

[Mikeius07]

Oh come on darling! Give a hug to your wife with that fucking beard!

[airemillion90]

I want to see someone do this with their afro

[GrantsPerspective]

careful, you have a porcupine on your face.

[TerriHogan1]

@beardpick lol

I dont bother reading because i came for Cool/interesting/funny/enterta­ining I did not come to read.

[bart220499]

whats going on, HOLY COW !!! ;)

[kiertzan]

They told me i could be anything , so i became a porcupine

[JunkWarrior17]

woulda sucked if he fell

[cookedsupper]

this is the funniest thing ive seen all day...thanks man!!!!

[RolosReviews]

i used to put toothpicks in my beard too, then i took an arrow to the knee

[ChessHottie1]

one fell out

[4evermetalhead]

awesome....

[gotendude]

awesome dude ^.^

[fattony123082]

ZZ top like this !

[isellthedead13]

That looks narly as fuck. Super saiyan beard status.

[yesgeorge333]

HOLY...............COW

[UKMonkey]

i think you should turn up in the office like that

[dharmaseed]

Were you a hedgehog in a previous life?

[Kelspitchenese16]

He did the motorboat.

[j0bzz]

...now headbang.

[T1nefrequency]

I seen one fall out he exaggerates!

[PProudToBeInsane]

LIAR! I counted them, they where just 2, 501 toothpicks. /:

[thisisthedave1]

I want to touch it

[Mel0The0Vin]

Mufasa and his son simba make that look like a days worth of growth

[TheBudFriend]

This man is high as hell.

[TheBudFriend]

This man is high as hell.

[ilufflezpie]

i wonder what would happen if he tripped and fell..

[DaWhiteKidMike]

dude thats like one branch you just wasted.... ugh people these days :P

[koolio1924]

A new superhero has been formed.

[Starbomber74]

What would happen if he sneezed...?

[xXiloveeskittlesXx]

you should whip your beard back and forth. LOL. 

[ApathyNoMoreForUs]

Mommy can you come here for a minute?

Sure honey tell me

Is that man sick?

Who honey ?

Him.He has a hedgehog stuck on his face mommy

Don't be silly honey hedgehogs don't....AAAAAAAAAA!

[AbuBishir]

He should use matches. Then light them and run

[punchamole]

looks like your eating out a porcupine

[Gracchi]

are you at work ?lol

[JackDevvo]

what if you fell over?OoOo

[xXgAvInArNoLdXx]

porcupine man

[DerekBlaskieDrums]

HAHAHAHAHA WATCH CLOSELY AT :29 Right before he is at to say how many are in his beard one falls out :} HAHAHAHAHA

[pokemons20]

Why do I see Zelda,Skyrim,Badger, and Obama in the tags??? Why do I waste my time reading the tags?! XD

[northeastboy1]

The awkward moment when the 2999th toothpick is going in and you sneeze.-_-

[TheHilm]

OMG its a hedgehog!

[fishrcoolturtles2]

you look like half a super saiyan its over 9000.!!!!

[MrDkik]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[flanksteak2]

Don't piss him off! He's got quills!

[ferrari1301]

haha three fell

[TheGamersforgamers]

whoa man y did u let that porcupine on ur beard XD

[BlackMagiK887]

try getting eaten out by this guy!

[applejacks101890]

IF HE MOVE'S HE DIES...

[milojinable]

Ke$ha-I like your beard :)

[GreenBoyDope]

porcupine

[michael1234252]

did you make the world record

[lordem4]

this is so stupid

[metalhead5816]

Haha Awesome video dude, looks pretty cool really with all the toothpicks in haha xD you're more of a normal guy than i've seen in the other videos i've been watching ^^, nice family :) and congrats for beating the record :)

[LookitsLolWizard]

Imagine falling over

[betterdrugsthanyours]

What a waste of toothpicks

[beardpick]

@betterdrugsthanyours Don't worry, after I re-boxed them, Wal-Mart let me return them...

[DustyGreenLink]

@beardpick What! They really did!? thats awsome haha

[TheGamersforgamers]

@beardpick thats awesome lol

[Dqueen09]

@beardpick eeeewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wonder why it was a hair in my box!!!

[arcadia4819]

@beardpick .....CLASSIC....

[abareemo82]

@beardpick LOL

[AquaticNERD777]

@beardpick lol

[TheKk3112]

Ouch!

[ilikedick17]

That beard is too bad ass.

[gokatsgo12]

I SAW ONE DROP, 2746 haha

[PlasticVeggies]

0:30 1 Fell off

[beardpick]

@PlasticVeggies The video description wants to make out with you...

[TheNoisePolluter]

Hey Porcupine!

[therwbrman]

00:31 check your count :P

[rocco7050]

Girls that complain about unshaven beard poking them, haven't seen this video, yyyyyyyet!!

[coolmamaluigi2]

whats going on? HOLY COW xD lol she made me lol so hard i had to go to the toilet xP

[palmenable]

it's only 2746 since one is on his shirt!

[greatking1997]

looked like u stuffed a huge bunch of fries in ur beard. Fast food.

[SuperPenetration]

FAKE! I counted 2745

[happymushroom100]

this is decently related to "Happy Birthday" these videos are gateways to the weird part of youtube

[TheDevineBeing]

@happymushroom100 The weird part of youtube is the best part :). If you know where too look you can find some great vids (for instance i've found some great gay foot fetish channels, where i can stimulate/indulge my foot fetish). Thats why i love the wierd part of Youtube, because it caters to those of us who find normality boring, unexciting and unstimulating etc. The wierd part of Youtube offers an escape (and much more ;) ) from that hell know as "Normal/Normality".

[hellpopulationyou]

now roar and make this related video worth clicking

[dominic0147]

0:29

2749 lol

[lovinyouu20]

I wonder what would happen if he fell......

trlolololo

[hpwolf123]

I'm in the beard part of YouTube again.

[Crazyalpacka]

BEARD HI FIV.......oh wait...

[Aspinel100]

your face now looks like a hedgehog :)

[Chuckie2k7]

if you shook them off of you in slow motion. the beauty is unimaginable.

[MrGladToHelp]

imagine he fell

[NedrevikOWNS]

looks like a porcupine

[hasan1429]

no life?

[Phoebala99]

check the tags...wtf?

Funny beard tooth pick inspirational awesome humor cool bacon beer pokemon kittens funny magic world record pikachu hedgehog porcupine echidna insanity lion savage badger zelda fail skyrim degate arrow knee wolf ron paul obama romney perry election final fantasy lotr dwarf bilbo baggins frodo hobbit buffaolo gingrich dragonball Super Saiyan chuck norris macho man randy daniel tosh dane cook

[beardpick]

@Phoebala99 Basically...if someone mentioned that they were watching a video about "X" and ended up here...I added it as a tag :-)

[babyorphankicker]

@beardpick lmfao

[bazz3244]

u need a girlfriend dude

[flyingpig74]

@bazz3244 pay attention to whos filming

[ZenSeizure]

@bazz3244 He does that bitch got 945 toothpicks in her pubes

[metalhead5816]

@bazz3244 the lovely wife in the video aint enough or something? idiot -.- the guy looks pretty cool imo

[beardpick]

@metalhead5816 Lulz...the "lovely wife" turned out to be an adulterous skank...I have upgraded to "hot girlfriend" now ;-)

[rlllam]

actually its 2744 cuz at 0:30 3 fell off lol

[Mcknight1788]

@rlllam read the description

[jj987987987]

what happen if you fall with those toothpicks? AH~

[plieslover305]

why do people do such weird things ????

[chafeboy]

that actually looks really fkn cool, i'd go out like that

[AddictivelyOne]

Thats.. actually kinda nasty..

[nOObdetector1]

hes robotnik

[pockthehairy]

looks like a hedgehog

[CJisTheGreatest]

I love this planet.

[sebasxt]

You look like a lion. LOL

[guyhenson15]

Idk why, but i started laughing soo hard at :27

[WhyItsMaly]

"OH MY GOD! It's like a human porcupine!" LOL

[IngeniousFirefly]

It would suck if you tripped.

[nicedickbrum]

lol awesome!

[Grannypoo234]

so..... how did u get those out?

[rozzalenda123]

lmao holy cow...

[Franco13SC]

LMAO you look like those dogs with lot of hair and the blue thing in the mouth

[lppkable]

Thanks for the likes :)

[chojthoj08]

I hope they don't reuse this!!! Lol

[YukoCute]

LMAO sonic

[MrKyvegas00]

"what are you doing????" oh you know just putting toothpicks in my beard

[DestroyerSword]

0:58 COMMENCE THE SHAKING

[Evo1235]

how did i get from honey badger to this??

[AngelCraftNetwork]

Just dont fall

[BiloGamez]

Im on the weird part of youtube again...

[1800tellmama]

my kid said mom is he a procupine

[RamadaArtist]

Sir? I extend to you, victory. It's people like you that keep the wold sane.

[KnorpelDelux]

This might save earth one day, keep it up xD

[GMBStillFree]

How did i get here and why am i sooo entertained lol.

[SuperCrazyIdiot]

um you could have easily put more on the bottom side?

[ABipolarLlama]

why... just. why.

[efirefighter12]

you got a porcupine on your face :)...that must hurt!

[MilesEditingCompany]

Hey dude can I borrow a toothpick?

[LieutenantIrsric]

You trip your fucked.

[SuperWaterfowler10]

now set it on fire...that would be a good video!

[aliensupremacy2]

this guy looks like he has a giant hedgehog on his face

[aliensupremacy2]

i would laugh if someone pushed them off his fac he would be so pissed

[devilmanII]

even if its the last thing i do on earth, im gonna beat that record!

[Mannykidd34]

*Theme Music*

Who's that Pokemon?

[ximechavez]

you look like a porcupine ha

[MrZwaaWob]

I would love to have slapped him just before he put the last one in his beard. HAHA

[Zorn27]

NOW LIGHT THEM ON FIRE :D

[midn135]

new superhero

[boxfreak007]

Whatever you do, do not move!

[ikeepitprivate]

Must avoid looking at the suggested videos...

[eesbry]

da faq

[Chadv0]

If I only had a brain....

[charlesgramm]

Imagine if you just tripped with those in your beard haha

[ryhan615]

did any stab you when you shook them off

[jago347]

29:00 one droped off

[TallieAteYoux3]

the tags..

[PerseusisRad]

Wait... How did I get here. :0

[JadieBeanZ]

LOL to the tooth pick that falls out on 00:30 xD

[SpunkySkunk347]

human porcupine

[AphoxCV]

How is this related to Pokemon?

[beardpick]

@AphoxCV My beard is the living embodiment of Pikachu!

[cbooiii]

why?

[catawba909]

Would have been funny if one landed in the little girls eye.

[KayinMoon]

HIS BEARD IS SUPER SAIYAN!!!

[MegaNitrokid]

i some what see sonic...

[CaomhnoirAingeal]

i shall do this when my beard is longer, wont even try to beat you though