Drunken zomgits caught on camera

[MumblingMickey]

isn't it really lucky someone was in the control room looking at that.... if controller had turned his head, reached over to get something or been distracted by someone else then that lady would be sushi!

[zippythewildone]

is that lady okay?

[TIPinkUnicorn]

Hope she's alright. I can't even count the number of times this has happened to me. I don't even have the excuse of being drunk.

[nash984954]

OMG that looked painful. I hope she is okay.

[roidroid]

omnomnom

[LynxChan]

??? What's up with the ratings on this video? People can't take a joke? O_o

[thebrassdubliner]

Why all the thumbs down? Can people really not take a joke? Criss clearly can and the real woman wasn't badly hurt so the whole bad taste thing doesn't really apply. Cheer up people!

[Domzdream]

karina! See? (finger wag).

Too much lemonade.

[Gryffster]

Don't worry, she survived.

[SeerSucker1981]

thats not zomgitscriss...her legs arent behind her head.

[Morkindie]

HOLY SHIT! That looks dangerous.

[mihaimoldo]

Lies and slander! She doesn't wear a light-colored cap when she's drunk.

[psycho3968]

hello i am the woman in the video and jesus didnt even bother to save me, another drunk did!! yipppeeee!

[Rockurpants1]

Oh no an invisible arrow have hit her knee

[1baldchimp]

Sorry, sorry. Should have looked into it first. It's Callends festival, so I've had a few.

[1baldchimp]

I'm actually really worried about this person... Is this real? Please someone tell me it's not.

[lordflanderwell]

@1baldchimp oh yes..its real,it happened in Barnsley,in the UK.two or three weeks back!

[1BustedMyth]

She's not drunk, she's just checking the oil on the (electric) Train.......

[TheDano1947]

And I'm supposed to believe that, that's Chris Rad. Really could be anybody with blond hair.

[AMilitantAgnostic]

Okay what that was, was an Atheist conversion. The women is obviously drunk, falls and finds herself wedged between a wall and train wheels that are about to start moving... Honestly, if she got out alive (I hope she did) then she better be converted to something.

[Bornofbadger]

@AMilitantAgnostic She got out alive. Sad so many people can't take a joke. yours of course is hilarious......Ha ha ha :-) you da (whats ya gender... agnostic to it).. Thing.

[jazzx251]

@AMilitantAgnostic

She'd do well to convert all right - turn all that wine into water!

[dobsonthe3rd]

I'm amazed how much controversy is sparked by a 24 second joke on Youtube. I'm pretty sure we can just enjoy the joke, and then find better things to do than argue about whether or not its funny for pages. wtf is wrong with people...

[BrianJ1962]

lol

[RavenBlaze]

booooo

[Primalxbeast]

@synsei1

WTH? Where did you get the idea that I'm a theist? A quick glance at my channel would make it clear that I'm an atheist.

I said, Logic Fail, at the guy asking why atheists hate God because it's a bit hard to hate somebody that doesn't exist.

[verodefacto]

LOL!!!

[dalejr88]

Oh Noes !

[synsei1]

Did she died ?

Oh I know it's silly, but relax, it's christmas!

[Morahg]

I found this disturbing.

[tidydannyboy]

Was funny when I saw it on the news and still funny now.

[Trinitics]

LoooL

Nice one hehehe



[ReasonIsNifty]

ow

[madboyka]

What's a "zomgits"?

[SolomonKull]

@madboyka

ZOMGitsCriss

[ecvanbrussel]

I do not understand the point of this video. :-s

[Frandysworld]

MIND THE GAP !!!!

[Primalxbeast]

@thedayitriedtodie

"why do you atheists hate God??

Logic Fail

[synsei1]

@Primalxbeast The answer is "why do you theists hate Dark Vador?"

[BeginWithDoubt]

I didn't know they had the Northern rail line in Romania.

[TurkeyProphet]

@BeginWithDoubt It's the only way to get to Manchester.

[TheCurmudgen]

No no...she's not drunk, she's on drugs! lol And some of these commenters need to chill out.

[JustaShavedApe]

meh.

[TheGlutesOfWrath]

LMAO

[Embrigh]

You know, what if dprjones made this as a social experiment to see how people reacted?

The First set would be people who usually agree with him and like this video.

The Second set would be people who usually agree with him but don't like this video.

The Third set would be people who usually disagree with him but like this video.

The Fourth set would be people who usually disagree with him and don't think this is funny.

Then he will release another video explaining what happened...

/conspiracy

[quickjoesmith]

@beneathabridge Reading comprehension is clearly not among your extremely limited skillset.

[8DX]

I didn't know she rolled left. Socialist!

[sukablianah2]

@8DX great comment!

[thedayitriedtodie]

why do you atheists hate god??

[Sarahon06]

@thedayitriedtodie

Because he has a barbed wire tattoo and lights his farts. 

[DrowningArt94]

looks a little bit like that cunt. but it's not her

[chadd990]

@quickjoesmith

24 seconds is 24 seconds. I didn't sub to dpr jones for this type of video. I'm not complaining that he posted it, I just clicked the dislike button, easy peasy. I'm actually complaining about you dipshits who are complaining about people who don't like it. Someone doesn't like the same thing as you do, u mad bro?

[quickjoesmith]

@chadd990 You've already wasted many times more whinging about it in the comments section like the little bitch that you are. So, nice consistency there,

[chadd990]

@quickjoesmith

Is that really what your response is? Actually, I only said that it was a waste of time to watch this video, I never said that it was a waste of time to argue with morons like you. Those are two completely different things.

[quickjoesmith]

@chadd990 I would posit that your entire existence is a waste of time.

[chadd990]

@quickjoesmith

get a fucking life. this conversation died a long time ago.

[quickjoesmith]

@chadd990 And yet here you are. Still whining like a little bitch.

[logicaust]

0:13 "Dey see meh shufflin' shufflin'"

[EarlRegent]

Hahahahahaha! I am sure zomgitschris loved this video :)

[Shangori]

Well, i do hope it is an inside joke then. Going by her comments she doesnt seem upset about it. But still.. To me it seems like a low thing to post. Oh well..

[GBXS]

@Shangori Because you know her right? Stop white knighting, it is nothing to be upset about.

[Shangori]

@GBXS I'm sorry for having different morals :-P I just can't see the funny part in this.

[Shangori]

Low... Very low.. Something i didnt expect from dprjones.

[Firithfenion]

@Shangori I agree. I don't consider such things as funny. It scares me. I am glad to read from the above comment that the woman in the video survived.

[ZOMGitsCriss]

All lies. That's dpr with a wig and a dress getting back from a swingers party.

[PJsCreed]

@ZOMGitsCriss I thought that bra looked familiar.  ;-)

[Davin404]

@ZOMGitsCriss The legs are a dead give away. Only DPR could pull it off.

[Azmarith]

@ZOMGitsCriss I went to that party and didn't see DPR there. Though I did get off with this really cute blond... wait...

[NKA23]

HAH, I knew it!

[MisterDataJack]

@ZOMGitsCriss I don't know, Criss. I am pretty sure I've seen you in those shoes before. I think it's you.

[dattebenforcer]

this is stupid

[atthetopofmyvoice]

Not again! Every year the same thing. The woman can't hold her liquor, if Kahlua even qualifies as alcohol.

[bigboy45454545]

Inside joke, I'll bet she laughed her ass off.

[edwdixon5]

@bigboy45454545 If you saw her summer dress video you'd know that would be a true tragedy.

[MatchCard]

Sad attempt to get attention from zomgits. Why did I subscribe in the first place?

[NotForHire42]

@MatchCard Fuck off then. Unsubscribe. Bye now.. buh bye.

[io2bonk2]

@MatchCard

"Sad attempt to get attention from zomgits."

Well, the attempt succeeded and she has responded in like vein. Not surprising really - they are friends and this is an ongoing string of good humoured banter between them.

LIGHTEN UP.+

[Ersa1a]

Wow, don't anybody ever try to be funny ever again. Let's all contemplate seriously the state of feline AIDS in Namibia and have a good cry. Waaa Waaa Waaa......

[garyoster]

Reminds me of when I was a kid and would pull the ponytails of girls I liked so they'd pay me some attention.

[mcgaugh57]

did she died ?

[Moh5Itachi1]

@mcgaugh57 No she was fine. I doubt DPR would upload the equivalent of a snuff film.

[kilroy1964]

@beneathabridge I'm tired of people leaving comments, complaining when a video doesn't line up with their perception of what a vloger should vlog about.

[Misterunnamed]

I lol'd

[TheWingnuterer]

gee I thought that was DPR

[betacorpse]

Taking my downgrading of this video seriously is taking IT way too seriously.

[genobahamut1337]

Wow... So many people down voting the video and not understanding that it's just a humorous jab video. Not every video needs to provide worthwhile content, people. Just chuckle along and get over it.

[PJsCreed]

For the people in the back rows...

THE WOMAN LIVED! Google "woman falls under train video" and then please STFU you crybabies! You know, had I put this on my channel I would have been lucky to get 100 views and no one would have complained. Popularity is a double edged sword, I guess.

[ForYeensSake]

@PJsCreed He should have added it in the description imho. When you've got this many subs you know you're going to get a response like this.

[prodigyat9]

@PJsCreed

Search engines? How do THOSE work?  I guess one can't expect better from the "do it for me, mommy" population. Between the inability of people to find this info on their own and their frightening inability to construct a short sentence with correct grammar I am amazed many of them can go to the bathroom without assistance.

[synsei1]

@prodigyat9 Haha! I'll steal these lines and serve them to some creationists troll who keep asking me "how do you explain this or that, why is the Earth at the right distance from the Sun, why do we die, how do you explain there are two sexes ?"

[kirke420]

@prodigyat9 I disagree.. and I as soon as I get my mom to help, I'll respond! :P

[m00ph00]

DID SHE DIED

[thumbsdownman]

@m00ph00 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Desertphile]

I hope she lived.

[ModerateMartian]

@Desertphile "The woman miraculously escaped after fellow passengers alerted the guard who prevented the train leaving the station."

[KytanoSkorpius]

@chadd990 Good thing your time is worth less than the dirt that's accumulated at the bottom of my shoe, then.

[chadd990]

@KytanoSkorpius

you so funny.

[Desertphile]

ZOMG is out of control; she needs an intervention. And.... vigorous chest massage....

[kirke420]

@Desertphile Best comment yet. :)

[Atheistcat2004]

I take it the majority of people commenting on this video doesn't understand the concept of dark humor...

[mrog70]

Disappointing that you would show a potential tragedy as humorous.

[uknowispeaksense]

@mrog70 anyone almost qualifying for a darwin award is humorous.

[dstachon2002]

meh.

[captaindisguise]

All joking aside, what happened to that woman?

[zacthebold]

This would be funny if it was real, but no. Why are you turning out so many shit videos dpr?

[AirBahg]

@chadd990 wow 24 seconds of your time. get a sense of humor you boring cunt

[chadd990]

@AirBahg

having a sense of humor doesn't mean that you need to laugh at everything you see. A healthy sense of humor means that you know when to laugh and when not to laugh.

[nicky120791]

People who disliked need to get a fucking sense of humour, seriously...

[JaredTHunt]

Come on DPR you can do better than that. Not funny.

[Johansen1000]

wart?

[pkemrin]

Huh?Who's Zomgits?

[CMO999]

@pkemrin zomgitscriss, a youtube user

[ranth44]

@chadd990 no one made you watch it... and doing ANYTHING on the internet is a waste of time so fuck off

[chadd990]

@ranth44

kthxbai

[grits011]

Wow, these comments are hilarious.

[OneClownShoe]

Gake and fay! At least if the chick in the video died, she didn't feel a thing.

[MrRtd45]

lol i thought the title said drunk zombies caught on camera

[roflpl0xnubsauce]

not cool

[adobePC]

What is the point of this video? 

[VvDOPAMEANvV]

Same tards that can't laugh at this are the same tards that can't handle Tf00t's vids.

Can it be that fans of skeptics and fans of creationist converge on OMG-hurt-feelings card?

[Specizzle]

@VvDOPAMEANvV These are the same people that don't really belong in the "atheist" community. Bunch of kids pussyfootin' around the word Atheist thumbs up-ing her videos and suddenly becoming fanboys.

[MoMember88]

Wow how many times do we have tell her to give up the bottle cant take her any where

[AraoftheFunk]

Does he have a feud with Zomgits? I don't get it...

[Ultra4]

@AraoftheFunk it's called a crush

[GoblinXXX]

Pretty good. She even looks a little bit like ZOMGits from a distance. (The actual woman is OK, by the way.)

[MrSamuelSpade]

She does this every year. When will she learn????

[cugamer]

Wow, the trolls are out and especially dickish tonight.

FFS people, the video was 24 seconds out of your lives and you probably would have wasted that anyway.. If you don't like it just click dislike and move on with your lives.

[biscoito1r]

This is a joke people, take a pill and chill.

[mzyzer19]

did zomgits try to steal your man?

[Zentz29]

I don't see any uptight comments & don't feel like sifting through them. I only see that some people are saying people are being uptight.

Seriously, FUCK YOU if you are offended by this. So fucking what? He posted a video of some stupid drunk bitch who fell under a train. Is she alive? dead? I don't know, but it was funny to watch either way.I'd rather not know.

If something like that happens to me & someone can make a silly joke of it...PLEASE do it! Fuck you, d-bags...

[CMO999]

@Zentz29 You mad bro?

[Zentz29]

@CMO999 I used to be and idiot, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[CMO999]

@Zentz29 I don't get it.

[Zentz29]

@CMO999 Of course you don't. Do you want me to explain?

[shaedies]

Pedobear Dpr is back?

[bassmanco]

Whats with the dislikes? zomgits... a bloody mess. is that a double-entendre? I should google a definition and get back to you, but you have to earn my time...

you selfish...

...fictitious...

...im gonna go watch house.

[MrMymanalishi]

Zomgitz is SEXY !

[quaxk]

this is such trash, pathetic, you know when you're at the point you can't remember why you subscribed to someone? yeah, time to click that unsubscribe button

[KytanoSkorpius]

@quaxk I'm sure you won't be missed.

[happyhappy85]

You kids take the world far too seriously.

[saxmanchiro]

Oh she will be pissed at you. Look out for the returning salvo.

[G0lfYankee]

The message here is simple: zomgits drunk christmas party merry dont over do it. Are you guys stupid, or what?

[belfastfreethinker]

WTF???

[BeBoBli]

what

[Dasmaster1]

Wow that was weird...

[Primalxbeast]

Wow, what an uptight bunch of subscribers this channel has.

[Primalxbeast]

People are overreacting to this video. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have posted it if she had been seriously injured. It would have been good for him to put a note in the video discription about what happened after she fell, but if you don't like the video, get over it. Maybe ppl should drink so much if they don't want to get hurt.

[Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1]

lol, I love to see all the ragers.

[Drachnon]

Retitle to: Drunken DPRjones uploads a video

[Holammer]

Lets see how DPR explains this one on the next magic sandwich.

[TeaDbluJay]

DPR, I'm afraid you just ruptured the envelope.

[TheTachy0n]

LOL

[Subrick]

The next video will be a scientific analysis of how the woman fell under the train, using many graphs and diagrams, and possibly some interviews with leading physics experts.

[dayati]

Dear based god, what did I just watch?

[dominictemple]

That's kinda fucked up dude, she fell under the train. That's incredibly dangerous, if she had fallen on the floor, then it wouldn't be so tasteless.

[robbegx]

If I didn't respect you so much I would unsub instantly. This is tasteless. Hope there's an explantion for this bullshit upload.

[MetroidStar890]

I do not... I am confused.

[kmaglion]

Ooh... That's... not funny.

[werewolf873]

i...dont get it.

[loz1023]

It is as if dprjones has just taken a huge, wet shit on the dining room table whilst everyone was eating.

[ViralMessiah]

did she died?



[breakdanceexpress]

After party under the train! Wooohoooo!

[MrBizak]

This video is here ... because there are not enough drama-lamas on the youtubes!

[edwdixon5]

Zomgits's ass would have saved her.

[loz1023]

EAT DA POO POO, drpjones, EAT DA POO POO LIKE ICECREAM.

[edwdixon5]

This was my sister. It happened three years ago and she lost both her legs. We laugh about it now.

[chadd990]

@edwdixon5

Stop trolling. I actually know people who had their limbs cut off from a train.

[edwdixon5]

@chadd990 Me too. My sister.

[edwdixon5]

@chadd990 Me too. My sister.

[loz1023]

@chadd990 How dare you! my late 2nd cousin twice removed was almost hit by a train in a dream last tuesday. how dare you belittle his trauma with jokes!