Best SCENE from Cobra!

[Triangulove]

I love how mexicans are always these skinny, stereotypical slick haired, extreme accent types in 80s films. It's, weird.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

@BlackDynamiteNYC uh, NO. He was let go because with the ideas he later used for Cobra was too much over budget for the producers of Beverly Hills Cop at the time. Suprisingly, Eddie Murphy tried out for the role and impressed everyone. The rest is history.

[MrGraciejj]

This is one of the greatest scenes in movie history!

[guapoalto049]

next time I hit someone else's car I'll mash his cig into his face and rip his shirt off

[guapoalto049]

next time a mexican messes with me, I'm going to mash his cig into his face and rip his shirt off....bitch

[squall600]

@guapoalto049 lol yea, try doing that in real life dude.

[tristan2011ify]

Sylvester Stallone is my hero

[billplatinum6]

The best !!!!!!!

[troglodyto]

@controversyking you sound like you are really prejudiced lol

[E139486]

And then he got jumped.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Stallone turned down Beverly Hills Cop to make this movie

[VR6xPOWER]

Hhaha you should have added what happened after this, everytime he parked here those guys greeted him with respect cuz they were scared.

[kaos3124]

Harry Callahan would eat cobra's lunch any day of the week.

[Teezatos]

Chinga Too Madre, Pinchy Hoe Toe

[MegaHegira]

pinche joto ahhah wtf

[MrHades8999]

6 people need to clean up their act.

[ClassicTVful]

Looking at these comments truly makes me realize how screwed up people are these days.

[YummyBaer]

Fake latinos...looks like they went to acting school up in Pacoima.

[papalolita]

0:43 Latino punk grabbing his crotch.

[bikestunters98]

what is the name of this song

[supermario2084]

@bikestunters98 Suave by Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine

[beeepizzle]

¡PINCHE!

[visualkei72]

hahaha, i love this scene mostly for the part where in reality, he gets stabbed to death by the cholo XD

[packofhounds]

@visualkei72 They covered that option @ 0:33 when dude looks down and notices the pearl gripped .45 tucked in Cobretti's belt. There was to be no stabbing, just shirt tearing in this situation.

[visualkei72]

@packofhounds oh wow i didnt even see the .45 in his belt! haha, now i look at this scene completely different! damn!

[jaimeg123prmt]

If they are going to start remaking movies, why not remake these classics:? Tango and cash and cobra

[arkeraymor]

such a humiliation hahahahah

[RetroLaydeh42]

Omigosh, I love when he slaps the newspaper on his leg(eeeii!).

[RetroLaydeh42]

I love it!! so hilarious!

[d3vils4t4n]

cobra is the duke nukem of 80's

[jamesellis33]

@memtroita9139 yeah f-me. I'm just saying its not cool to make fun of any race even if your using it to defend yourself.

[BalzacOfTheTubes]

It's hilarious and terrible. And just look at all the rage unleashed in the comments by this awful scene. Stallone does that to everybody. Check out Tango and Cash.

[Clarensee]

Wow, looking at all these comments, youtube (or world itself, really?) is a sick place. Definitely the best scene though. I keep coming back to this video.

[justinvpro]

Geez, look at all these hateful comments! "You know what the trouble with you is? You're too VIOLENT...all that sugar you're eating..."

[jamesellis33]

@justinvpro Well, I do eat protein bars. ;)

[BILLYPAPPAS18]

WTF>>> HONKKKKKKKKY.GET OVER IT BROTHER

[MegaSpliffster2]

Stallone is king

[AZCats4life]

Get him Mando , Orale!

[HairBandDan]

This is so hardcore !!!!!

[mduering81]

What's really funny is when he pulls up again later in the movie and the guy moves out of his way!!!

[obed1g1]

"Big Woop, you wana fight about it?"

[feoyjodido]

#

Jjajajajaja Chinga tu madre pinche joto!! se la rayó al Stallone

[redrum420yeaman]

@memtroita9139 Yes, America is founded on slavery, genocide, theft, and rape, as are most other civilizations.

You going to keep crying about it?

[redrum420yeaman]

@memtroita9139 You're a dumbass, if you look through history you'll find that every single one of those races you are supposedly descended from have done just as much shit as white people, if not more.

Get an education, please stop being an ignorant fuck. Also by saying white man is the devil, you are being racist yourself, way to be a hypocrite.

[Xmike84]

goddamn man ! you cut the best momnet from this scene !

[haywood16]

@memtroita9139 You're a spicko mutt!

[haywood16]

@memtroita9139 I pay for your welfare...be nice spicko!

[EweTubee]

lmfao i love how he rips teh singlet, hahaha

[devilxhlywood]

what s your problemasssss eseeeeeeee lol

[afrosheen4040]

WICKEST BLOODCLATH SCENE

[5aintLink]

I did something like this to a friend once, I ripped his shirt from the back, lolz. I still laugh when I remember it.

[RYKYSY]

hahaahah awsome! In polish translation from mid 90s it was like that: Stallone after ripped his shirt "You could wash yourself from time to time"

[MrAdammassacre]

hahaha i always loved this scene

[haywood16]

clean up your act spic

[josebin1988]

The ripping of the shirt = priceless

[hljeb99]

best scene ever haha

[martinwilliamrandall]

Even though I like most Stallone films. And this is okay. Why does he dress like a fag, walk like a fag, eat like fag, drink like a fag, chew matches like a fag. Harry Callaghan always walked, talked, dressed & acted like a mans man. And the ultimate cop. Cobra is just a poor imataion. Harry didnt need an arsenal of guns our explosive to take down & take out the trash. He needed one thing the 48 magnum.

[lethalkingpin]

@martinwilliamrandall dude it was an army of serial killers its a bit diffrent

[martinwilliamrandall]

@lethalkingpin I dont mean to rubbish the film really I dont. Cos I like most of Stallones movies. But Harry Callaghan would of dealt with this army of serial killers in the first 10 miniutes before going into the real plot.

[lethalkingpin]

@martinwilliamrandall fuck you how about that cobra could kill an army of callaghans

[martinwilliamrandall]

@lethalkingpin Its a movie dude

[lethalkingpin]

@martinwilliamrandall your a movie dude

[martinwilliamrandall]

@lethalkingpin I am, your right like.

[lethalkingpin]

@martinwilliamrandall I am Cobrettie

[martinwilliamrandall]

@lethalkingpin I am Marrianne

[martinwilliamrandall]

@brian15243 The book its taken from is a true strory. But this film dilutes the story of Fair Game into pure fiction, so it isnt a true story.

[brian15243]

@martinwilliamrandall Obviously this is not a true story. I was joking. 

[martinwilliamrandall]

@brian15243 Ah you got me! LOL

[brian15243]

@martinwilliamrandall If anyone tries telling you this is a true story, just laugh in their face. It's good 80s trash though.

[martinwilliamrandall]

@brian15243 It was also made in the early 90s in a terrible movie starring Cindy Crawford & William Baldwin called Fair Game & the book is called Fair Game there both pretty bad.

[brian15243]

@martinwilliamrandall Yeah, I've heard of it. It probably sucks. At least Cobra makes me laugh, because it's so ridiculous.

[mike3sixty]

LOL !! I figured this clip would be on Youtube. I love it.

[louielexus]

Seriously, why don't all the people arguing here go to some hatred blog or something??? This is about a great Stallone movie! Everyone who is participating on racist comments needs to get a life and an education.

[Dirtyharry44]

@louielexus by far, this is the greatest stallone scene.

[loganachilles1982]

Yea !!!! Teach that illegal beaner some fucking manners, make'em feel the steel and give em the hard goodbye. You come to our country you better have some act right or else.

[SkootersRcool]

Clean up your act....Haha!! Gotta be in my top five favorite clips of all time!

[SkootersRcool]

This is a Sylvester Stallone movie (Star of Demolition Man, Judge Dredd, and many other cutting edge accurate depictions of American views and values)...if you believe this somehow translates into a representation of the U.S. and our views you are great american and...wait I can't continue with the bullshit anymore. Are you fucking retarded man? Seriously, were you dropped on your head as a child or did you just eat a lot of paint chips. Fuck! Do us all a favor and just unplug your computer

[TwoStep1122]

@SkootersRcool haha :D

[79cheapshot]

ya get um mando lmao

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

@memtroita9139 I don't give a fuck you bitch. I'm thankful for America making me wealthy. The AMEX, the DJIA, our Amazing American Depository Receipt investments and the Mercantile exchange. What do you have? a FUCKING SAVINGS ACCOUNT!!! Fuck that. Leave America because you're a fucking fool to think you could survive here. Go home barefoot ya faggot!!!

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

@memtroita9139 Wow how about I cut you a million ways and send your faggot ass back to all of those dirty ass countries you bitch. I don't give a fuck if I give Americans a bad name. Fuck those Muslims who want to build a mosque close to ground zero and fuck you. America is awesome. Stallone is just telling that beaner to go back to Mexico.

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

@memtroita9139 I'm a black person. I think you Mexicans are the lowest of the low. I'm glad Mayweather whooped Marquez's Mexican ass. Fuck you Wetback.

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

Fuckin' beaners.

[haywood16]

@memtroita9139 America was founded by whites, is run by whites...its a white country.....otherwise it would be a third world cespool like EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY with a hispanic or black population. It's in your genes..low iq = failure thats why all you illegals come here to collect welfare cheese!

[haywood16]

@memtroita9139 I made $150,000 last year...half of it went to pay for welfare, criminal justice fees, free education and free medical care for you savage, mutt, illegals.

[ggyaridsucksfatcock]

@haywood16 Wow your CPA sucks. Why don't you learn to get on a 1099 you dumbass. 

[haywood16]

@ggyaridsucksfatcock collect yor welfare!

[jamesellis33]

@haywood16 Whats really a shame is my money helped ppl like you even live your the mold that we can't seem to eliminate. And that person your arguing with I think its senseless for them to talk about race. Decent people like me always get caught in the feud between you two scum.

[haywood16]

@jamesellis33 Are you speaking English you dumb fucker?

[jamesellis33]

@haywood16 We'll educated english, you know university.

[haywood16]

@jamesellis33 Take a grammar class Jose.

[tylerdurden3891]

What is so funny about that shirt rip is that, in order to pull that off (no pun intended), the guy wearing the shirt would have to be holding the sides of the shirt down with his arms with the same amount of force that Sly is using to rip it, maybe more. Brilliant.

[haywood16]

@memtroita9139 mutt/savage

[haywood16]

@memtroita9139 Go to your La Raza rally racist!

[haywood16]

@memtroita9139 No but you're all welfare rats

[nissansentraglx]

@memtroita9139 see first reply, adios

[viksonZ]

It's ripped... he kicked the car at the and of this and it's so funny :)

[nissansentraglx]

how dare an illegal immigrant treat a u.s. citizen like that in the u.s.. stallone showed him!

[NiceGuyJosse]

This is a fucking great movie! YEAH!

STALLONE IS MY HERO OF ALL THE TIMES!

"Donde termina la ley, empiezo yo"

[806ABN]

hustlin all day tryin to make a livin!! sly grabs his wholeface just to take the joint outta his mouth...clean up ur act!!!!

[GamingShadow01]

one of my all time favorite movies

[WINNELSON]

pinche thats the best line



[LCJoyride247]

Is it me or is that guy wearing a hairnet? I would find it very hard to be bad ass while wearing one of those.

[NiNJax636]

aahahahah fucks sub-americans

[locupletar]

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[locupletar]

In Brazil this scene was said that way:

COBRA - Marijuana is bad, you know?

THE LATIN - So, you're a cop?

COBRA - I am!

...

COBRA ( When he rips the shirt ) -Take that! That's horrible!

[jfeltes]

In real life that guy would have gotten like twelve of his cousins to kick his ass.

[uberkewl19]

@jfeltes hahahaha true but it would be unfair

[scoobleboo]

um am I the only one that noticed sly left his car behind......

[qttroassi]

YOU'RE A GOOD CITIZEN ...

[independiente54]

ESTA ES LA MANERA UN INDIO SALVAJE AZTECA CONFRONTA UNA SITUACION CRUCIAL QUE PENA!!!!!

[rinamaldini]

hehe funny ....when that mexican wanna be bcs he doest even know how to speak spanish ...well he says chiga tu madre pinche joto every body goes like YEAAAH!! ahaha i mean yeah what??XD

[Lados79]

clean up your ass

[tigerdon007]

dumb ass typical Mexican

[bengativo6]

chinga tu maadre pinche joto

[alexivf6]

stallone its great

[erick200007]

komon you stuped peolple is just a movie.. jajajjja is just a movie ....whites are just a garbage

[shallah777]

man i love that part

[quest8899]

He just rips his shirt off lol

[phelpstherapper]

This movie felt like somebody poured gasoline all over 'machismo' and lit a match

[phelpstherapper]

I love how a white man walked up to 3 latin thugs ram their car, literally take a cigarette out of one of their mouths, and rips the thugs wife beater... and yet they did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in retaliation LMAO

[devilxhlywood]

@phelpstherapper look around :36-:37, the gangbanger notices he has a gun and gets scared.

[ilikebeertoo]

0:39 the best, lol

[meszugat]

hehe ...Orion from Behemoth has this link on his talk-communicator.

[feoyjodido]

jajaaj "Chingas a tu madre pinche joto" jajaja

Traduction: Fuck you gay

Pinche : its, low quality person

[smrio]

@ampaccessories

why are you calling me a mid-term paper for holmes.

[Ampaccessories]

whats your problemo ese!

[skoal22005]

"Clean up your act."

[Italia827]

get em mando, Orale!! hahahah lol "Thats bad for your health." "what is pinche?" "me.."

[thrasher123]

man those Mexican accents sound so fake! this is so hilarious. "What is PINCHE!" hahahahaha. is that even correct spanish????

[Italia827]

@thrasher123 haha no.. u dont use pinche by itself lol.. i like saying "What is Fuking!" if this scene was translated to english. LOL

[bengativo6]

@thrasher123 pinche means fucking

[kuhndog52]

@bengativo6 no actually pinche means stupid or dumbass. i looked it up. "lmfao"

[bengativo6]

@kuhndog52 what ever it means its a strong expression i lived 26 years down in mexico ,i know pinche is the same thing as pinchi which is you fucking or fucking

[kuhndog52]

@bengativo6 yeah i cant beat that.

[feoyjodido]

Pinche in english is: low quality person

Joto in english is: fag, gay, homosexual, etc.

insults are common in México

[p1nkAcid]

5 seconds later they torch his car

[ryanmul1]

ah ha ha ledgend wtf the t shirt ripping all about

[kmp3000]

All that sugar your eating. Gotta love Marion.

[lucozader]

just like reallife

[BudGraziano]

lol these spics never learn it :D

[ooOmegaSupremeoo]

You never learn anything, period, because you're a dumbass racist.

[yanakiss]

xddd !! Cobra totally ripped this guy's mouth like he's nothing!! fuckin hilarious

[MischiefMeerkat]

fuuuuuuuuuck that he woulda got blasted XD

best scene was "how could you have hit me? have you been drinking? yeeeeeesssssss" XD

[RebelThoughts]

LMAO! Classic! I love that background music too!

[devilxhlywood]

lol classic. who says "pinche" by itself? is it really that hard to get some real mexicans in the movie? there's probably a few sweeping around the set who could have done a better job.

[RobertGoodFella]

Dumbass beaners

[ooOmegaSupremeoo]

Racist idiot.

[ch53tm]

LOL what a jerk.

[burtonrules123]

man what balls to throw the guys cigarette on the ground and then rip his ginny tee. BADASS!

[PlayF00tball]

this is the kind of propaganda which kept contributed to american's greatness (as perception is everything). it even helped collapse the ussr. look at cobra, he and the fake latinos live right on the beach! even with their salary, & they both drive a classic car, live a joyful life with flashdance, selina, or whatever playing in the background.

the truth is even if it was an illusion the free world was like this at least in glimpses, but the 80s optimism is gone, and what replaced it,internet?

[Saurik2]

Come off it, the USSR collapsed by itself. Jesus christ, go read some history.

[PlayF00tball]

nice way to completely miss the point. you should practice what you preach, go reach some books as you're saying very stupid things, governments dont collapse for no reason. by the way i lived this reality, life in the ussr was more stable at the collapse than the us or uk are right now (which makes your statement seem even more ridiculous)

[Saurik2]

What the hell kind of shit are you talking about? The USSR collapsed due to internal tensions due to perestroika opening up the long supressed nationalism there and the economic stagnation, it was a mess. It wasn't due to Reagan or the fucking United States or fucking Cobra.

[PlayF00tball]

Don't doubt the power of Cobra, I don't mean the GI Joe cobra I mean Silvester Stallone and his many ultra realistic hollywood films. The nationalism you talk of might of played a role in the likes of Latvia, but I'm talking about Russia & Ukraine, the heart of the USSR, where there was no thought or desire of independence. As the curtain was taken down the influx of western illusions contributed profoundly to the disillusion with "soviet" ideology... and lifestyle.

[PlayF00tball]

disenchant* works too, if i used the wrong word

[mcfunthomas]

this scene is second to none. :)))

[darkmummy86]

This movie never gets old.

[bcoy1para]

stallones quotes are pure classic , my fave is in rocky 5, u kncok him down now you try knock me down lol

[Buratinon]

chinga tu madre pinche joto! lol, classic

[GodMacabre]

Are you joking? This is some of the worst and most incorrect Spanish I've ever heard. It's shameful and I'm not even a native Spanish speaker.

[Felipegunner82]

Because, it's not actual spanish, it's the mexican dialect

[bimbointellect]

I've never heard Mexican dialect like that. You have no idea what you are talking about. When has "pinche" even been a noun? NEVER. This is NOT Mexican dialect. This is simply INCORRECT Spanish. A real Mexican would hear this and be appalled.

[codename4777]

You're right his spanish is appaling, but cobra ripped his undershirt in front of his friends, so that evens it out. Title of this vid is true.

[hunhun23]

yeah because it CHINGA TU MADRE PINCHE JOTO means "FUCK YOUR MAMA YOU FUCKING FAG!" I took spanish for 4 years in high school and even though swear words were never learned in class I lived in Phoenix for 20 years and believe me, you learn them on the street.

[lambofsquirrel]

@bimbointellect thats why he says "clean up your act" hahahahha

[spiritronin]

Clean up your act *rrippp*.

So simple yet soooo funny :D

[ILOVEMDMA]

name of the song please!!!

[schuriken]

Cobra is Michael Jackson

[xmannymanolo]

EPIC!! I like the fact that COBRA never carries handcuffs !! lmao

straight executioner lol

[rstafl2003]

I love how he grabs the cigarette out of the dude's mouth. lol

[haywood16]

Stupid illegal aliens