Re: Crossmack n it (Question for Christians and Atheists)

[TyWalkerMusic]

haha

[TheGroundstander]

the toilet tissue companies have spread this lie that you cannot control a sneeze....it is a conspiracy to sell more tissues! so next time you have to sneeze just say ...no way man im not buying it!

[JeansTake]

LMAO

[Treehousesucks]

You're funny!!! Thanx for making me laugh.Oh yeah,and great reinactments.Hilarious.

[Yokeup]

You're talented big guy....twisted, but talented... Once you see the truth and surrender to Jesus Christ... you'll be a powerful weapon..

check out our video, "get serious", we're having some fun with our football guys...

bless you....opps.... smmmmmmmmack! see ya.

[Rawk4Life]

By the way, what the heck does this have anything to do with Christianity or Atheism? A non-Christian can say "bless you" to someone who sneezed and not necessarily be religious.

[Rawk4Life]

Great southern hospitality.  Instead of replying with a simple "geusandecht"(sp?) you'd rather insult a guy who has no control over an instantaneous sneeze, even if he uses a tissue to sneeze into? That makes it so much better, if you're a jerk.

[runteddy]

OMG, this is the funniest!

[eire138]

gotta say, I loved the damn thing, the rant at the end really cracked me up...good show man, good show..

[cal31BRIAN23]

GOOD ACTING

[kraisins]

You are so fun! I love you!!

[howtofoldsoup]

Looking at your page, you must be that pervert who offered Krasin's $500 bucks to make a sneezing video. That is one FUCKED UP Kink, baby. Quit favoriting the kids' videos, Mike. It's just sick. If you don't believe me, ask your minister. Get some help.

[podorator]

HTFS... yes it was amusing.. reasonably so... quite mirthfilled as a matter of fact, verging on hilarious.. sidespliitly funny if you want to know the truth, but... here's the test...can you give us another how to meets fold soup skit? we want more! we know it's in you and t's gotta come out!!! so ... give brother, cummon!!

[howtofoldsoup]

I had an cyst once that was mirthfilled. I had to lance it with despair before it went away.

Thanks for the kind words, but at the moment I'm nosing my way through grindstones. I'll be coming up for air sometime mid-april, look for something around then.

[lennalf]

This was absolutely hilarious! I think I ruptured my gut.

[pmarie2003]

Why stop at sneezing? What about BLOWING ONE'S NOSE IN PUBLIC--esp. at a RESTAURANT?! Coughing ANYWHERE in my universe?! All I can do is send death stares since I'm not a big, burly guy like Howtofoldsoup. If I were, I'd probably be in prison.

[nicanicamad]

I had a boyfiend (he's dead)(and will remain so), who said Bazoomba! when anyone sneezed. He was kind enough, though to reply Fuck you! when to my routine.

[dilmo22]

you have a lot to say don't you? lol :)

[nicanicamad]

oops --sorry--not about everything--promise ;-)

[howtofoldsoup]

I have no idea how to respond to this, except to say the following: Since you have repeatedly used the phrase, you now OWN it. I expect to see it in an upcoming video from you, quite soon.

[nicanicamad]

Oh and response-wise, I try to involve anyone I can in my own routine. They sneeze, I say (nastily), 'Shut up!' and they respond 'Fuck you!' -Particularly funny in public. I live in Danmark now--no one says anything here to a sneeze so I'm shit out of luck.

[nicanicamad]

You simply RULE the world!!! My husband does the out of nowhere 120 dB vocal sneeze--makes me insane. I loose years of life each time and I CANNOT convince him(doctor!) that a sneeze does NOT necessarily involve vocal chords. Then again, we don't agree on anything, anytime, ever. I also hate when people toothbrushing-spit using vocal chords--oh, he does that too.

[kalin666]

Something about jump cuts and seething hatred that rings my funny bone.

[jufulu]

I don't know, #1 could be messy if you time it wrong. Just saying.

[howtofoldsoup]

#1 often involves another person's blood. If don't recommend it if snot gives you the creeps.

[NegativePlethora]

LOL that was hilarious.

[jacksimpson]

I could see a situation based comedy show coming out of this here YouTube atheist community. An "Odd Couple" kind of thing with 'Soup and 'Snarf as the leads.

Which one of you is the great cook? 'Cause I could just kill for a really good Club sandwich right now.

[howtofoldsoup]

I have a feeling that me and Snarf are more similar than different. I do, however, smoke cigars on occasion.

[jacksimpson]

So maybe we crank it up a little and introduce Zack as the cream in an "Odd Cream Filled Cookie" of wackiness? I know I'm reaching but, honestly, have you watched TV lately.

[howtofoldsoup]

There is definetly a creepiness to this line of thought that I can't quite put my finger on.

[jacksimpson]

Welcome to my world.

Out.

[leporidus]

And thus "Gesundheit" is morphing to a gory "Blitzkrieg/Weltschmerz". I also like Jillette's "That's funny", got to give it a try in German.

Someone in Hollywood should utilize your dialogue writing, 'soup!

[Prepoceros]

I like technique #1. Much more efficient.

[howtofoldsoup]

Yes, violence is faster, but fear...fear tastes so much sweeter.

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahahha!!!!

[Billy7766]

LOL, great vid

(ps you might want to work on those anger managment issues...notice how I say that with serveral thousand miles of clear blue water between us)

[howtofoldsoup]

Point 1: The Atlantic is about as clear Multi-Variable Calculus.

Point 2: They aren't 'issues' if I don't leave any witnesses alive. Without anyone to judge, we're all better off.

[eyemsoemo]

penn jillette says you should just say "that's funny."

[ashboxtoo]

Where you always this funny, or did you take lessons?

another 5/5'r mate.

Cheers

[howtofoldsoup]

Thanks.

[anangel13]

Just like I nominated: Sexiest humor on YT. LMAO

Angel XIII

[moorerandi]

truly one of the few who actually makes me laugh out loud (or at least sneezily snort out loud)!

[freetaught]

WOW Soup,that was freakin awesome!I was literally cracking up!To be honest you didn't help me one damn bit,but you sure did brighten my day!Peace!

[howtofoldsoup]

Didn't help you? Come on! How could that not be helpful? Well, ok. I can see how it might not be too helpful. In reality, I say "Bless you" for the first two sneezes, and then, if they sneeze a third time, "Charity's up, jackhole. Sneeze again and I'll find out who you're third grade teacher was and maim them."

[phaexus]

Awesome! 5/5

[joekarim87]

Wow, you have a great sense of humour. I think I'll try the latter. Though the former would be fun if I knew the sneezer couldn't do anything.

[howtofoldsoup]

Thanks. It is fun. TOO much fun.