Your First Kiss

[Raxatlix]

his mum is hot !!

[TheBriansDenn]

My first kiss was like "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"...she never called me after that :(

[phats1231]

hon.....the head of your penis is peeking out of your belts :D priceless!!!

[vakashi93]

aha so this is what it will be like

[renegadesoldier18]

Oh God that was a nickel! Best line :)

[EliLeet]

Psst... There are condoms under the brownies...

[IndustrialMilitia]

His Mom is fucking hot!

[sahemcry]

legendary



[juliolilman]

Something like that

[juliolilman]

Woww "son the head of your penis is above peaking out of your pants

[mnbgt101]

Penetration is overrated

[OneMove33]

My first kiss was awful it reminded me of the film 'the fly' felt like i was being invaded by a life sucking alien...

[Archi878]

mom is A4SOME1111

[ImWithStupid115]

Boom shackalacka! Lmfao

[impactpaintball333]

so fck them haha

[ArnuxsGaming]

Lmao that mom :D

[Timberwolf7585]

The 'HUH' sound at the end was perfect frikkin timing

[Pascalletje001]

So she was talking all the time and he was ingnoring all that and she was fine with it? logic ftw

[oGgamerz]

My first kiss was when I was 10 which was like last year

[1992tokiohotel]

haha the mom xD

"there are condoms under the brownie's"

aahhh good time ;D

[funerme]

we like colone

[kc260]

Yes ladies it's true We men DO Hide our erections in the belt area of pants... you now know where to look

[gimme20dolla]

@kc260 you have given our secret to all of women kind. you must die!!!!

[bayouboy745]

@kc260 YOUR BREAKING THE CODE!!!

[pheeson]

he's kinda old for a first kiss!

[jackytheman58]

I'm 14 and I haven't had my first kiss

[merJewel]

@jackytheman58 i wonder why.. JKJK you'll get it soon :)

[KennYA51]

@jackytheman58 I was 17 don't worry about it

[sandercohen1]

Haha, I remember overanalyzing my first kiss...shit's bananas.

[4GamesEternal]

I wish I could zoom my vision like that XD

[leontan92]

thumbs up if you still can heat the fuck despite the bleep at 0:22

[Branmanxxx]

@stiskavac hold on, it seems Sargent Sarcasm is moving to intercept

[hifeyracer]

hahahahahahaha this is exactly what ran through my mind and what i did first time round. BTW THAT MOVE IS CALLED THE TUCK! pattent pending

[Dragonkrux]

1:18 STAR WARS REFERENCE!!!

[shadowsstrategy]

@Dragonkrux no shit captain oblivious

[BattlefieldFTW1000]

@shadowsstrategy No offense but you spelt obvious wrong.....

[crimsonlead1]

@BattlefieldFTW1000 No offense but obvious and oblivious are two different words.....

[BattlefieldFTW1000]

@crimsonlead1 I know that, but Dragonkrux was being obvious, not oblivious.

[shadowsstrategy]

@BattlefieldFTW1000 No offense but obvious and oblivious are obviously to different words captain oblivious

[BattlefieldFTW1000]

@shadowsstrategy Yeah, but Dragonkrux was being obvious, not oblivious....

[shadowsstrategy]

@BattlefieldFTW1000 He´s so oblivious that he acts like its the first time someone makes a starwars reference

[stiskavac]

@Dragonkrux Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!!

[0207rayray]

Mine nothing like this

[reedheadable]

AHHHH...... OHHHH.......SHIT AND NOW I'M DUMPED

[Snake0595]

Best mom ever

[PooFartSandwich]

why the fuck is your first kiss at 18

[theBankshooter]

I hate when moms are always screwing the best moments of your life!!! :(

[TheShadowbadboy]

oh god that was a nickle

[GABDILIVE]

HAHAHAHA Boom chakalaka!

[ridebmxkingwood]

honey, the head of your penis is sticking out.

[mikelikescookies]

BROWNIES

[quiksilver0000]

Mothers always ROCK!!

[Pilok9000]

"there are condoms under the brownies" xD

Thank you captain obvious

[lostpuppet417]

i wish that was my mom!!!!!

[blazinchaos1991]

Thx mom for ruining my life, now why don't you go back inside the house and bring a gun under those brownies this time. FML

[Alenthas]

sticking penis in the belt area of pants. priceless

[ryan0666]

@Alenthas i do this move all the times lol 

[pattyhillo]

@Alenthas we have been doing it for years, now they know right?

[ARIEFFT]

Brownies!! *Son there are condoms under the brownies.* there was like 15 condoms there wtf?

[CanadaRed68]

Hahaha the mom

[DoctorJester24]

haha u think to much, just for it

[nickw0990]

lol

[iamthewalrus374]

"Open your eyes. Are hers open? No close em"

I do that all the time!

[ConwHMB]

that girl was kinda ugly

[Mcon004]

eww ur first kiss at like 16

[NotProGaming]

PENATRATION IS OVER RATED

[mcbobery1234]

beautiful!!!! hahaha so true. :)

[DGregster]

Totally my mom.

[OnFireAlive]

i actually wasnt that nervous on my first kiss

[J4MBR00K5]

@CorruptCurry ... go on mw3 ;)

[PuReBeAst0]

Opp that was a nickel lol

[r0b3rt330]

rofl antonio banderas brand cologne!

[RoosterReelCinema]

so this guy is clearly more excited about getting a kiss than this actual girl since he's IGNORING THE FUCK OUT OF HER- yet people wonder why relationships don't work out??

[BurntRussianHD]

@RoosterReelCinema it's his FIRST kiss... Give him a break. Plus, it's a comedy for a reason, it wouldn't be funny if he paid attention and didn't think it through...

[Xdeser1]

@RoosterReelCinema no shit, nobody pays attention these days haha

[tiemyhands18]

@RoosterReelCinema uhh its a comedy video?

[TripleMDBxTV]

@RoosterReelCinema get a sense of humor.

[CreamSodaNinja]

Awww, so precious.

[ninjamonkeyman24]

I WANT A MOM LIKE THAT

[Xanadug]

I rofled xD

[d34d23]

a gray t-shirt is the "coolest" shirt he owns?

[musicnotes1123]

Hun... Your d*ck is showing

[MRFUBBIE]

Making star-wars references about his back sweat is why he's not having his first kill until he's like 20

[MrAUZZIEPRIDE]

@MRFUBBIE kill? lol

[MrAUZZIEPRIDE]

@MRFUBBIE kill? lol



[BSierra69]

I haven't had my first, I just don't want to get a hard on but it know that's impossible

[tossCrAzY]

Sounds like a normal date for meeeee

[stiskavac]

Antonio Banderas FTW! ♥

[TheDeviantKnight]

Cons under brownies or brownies on top of cons? That is the question.

[ChocolateAsian9000]

that girl's fine like red-headed wine

[117nathanmyers]

how many condoms does one guy need in one night?

[lu1scantu]

@117nathanmyers how many brownies does it take to hide a plate of condoms? not enough

[siduckey]

i thought the condoms would've been hidden discreetly but they are so obvious on the plate lol multicolored wrappers and all lol

[NyxZodiac]

HAHA!!lol!! brownies!!! (there are condoms under the brownies...)

[CheesyCheeser18]

I'd love her as my mum

[Kyon165d]

Omg... This guys mom is EXACTLY like mine...

[TheBalletLover14]

I think this is adorable :)

[DashOfRainbow]

LMAO.

[zlorecile]

... I thought that was my mom

[moschx3]

epic mom XDDD

[mattlikesgraciebarra]

it got really windy right after they kissed

[chaseyoung1800]

why did we go from him trying to have sex to his first kiss? :O

[xXLunaRavenclawXx]

@1234567898765432hi Except this time

[NightGrim23]

Haha. Condoms under brownies.......classic. 

XD

[WatchMeSpore]

@NightGrim23 I love how the condoms are like, spilling over the plate, when she tried to hide them. That was classic Mom logic.

[MyNameIzScruffy]

His mom is like mine! dosent know when to stop...

[PrankerDemon]

Guys that think about Luke Skywalker and have girlfriends

=

A tragedy for the whole human race.

[ItsEmilyJ]

BROWNIES!! HAHA I DIED! XD

[TheTurbinator]

When do we get the behind the scenes threesome footage?

[howtoby27]

This is exactly what happens to me. 100% accurate.

[SculptedThoughts]

I had my first kiss after sex.

[mrboredom020]

Birth control cupcakes and flavored condoms

[MoviesFromG]

Shit I would've taken the brownies and the condoms and had wild sex while stuffing my face with sweets all night long.

[pancakeslover6]

lmfao so true

[jonnie8547]

I would love her to be my mom xD

[LolifiedByMe]

What's next, tampons under cupcakes?

[LilyDannielle1604]

@LolifiedByMe Don't You Mean Birth Control Under Cupcakes? ;D

[TheAlterSphere]

I like the first person dude they should make more of these

[HaloKittycat3]

so im not the only one with that kind of mom?

[MrJackira]

guy: *cough* that was a nickel!

me: you idiot lmao!

[JaCiLyN13]

OMG That was a nickel.

[tubetella123]

hhahaahahaha



[Relyk2]

I legit want to punch his mom in the face XD

[ThebombsquadDoc]

8 condoms under three brownies, that mom is badass!

[jasonvoorheesfan606]

if my mom did this id say k take the condom then tell her to gtfo

[TheDerpyDuck]

If my mom did this... id be GTFO MOM

[rokisj9]

side walk shuffle!!!!!!!!!!

[ThomasTheBanana]

Excuse me, but I think you got some brownie on your condoms.

[Killaaz3]

FAILED censored!

[SCREECHGFX]

I geuss the mom doesn't trust that condoms don't break

[icomur825]

i know this is meant to be humorous, but so much of it is seriously dead on, its scary, to all girls who think that probably isnt all the things that go through our heads, believe me, it is verbatim

[narwhal17]

@icomur825 Thanks for the tip... lol, guess it's the lesbian bar for me then... jk.

[StruckDownByThunder]

Boner*

[StruckDownByThunder]

Ware boxer briefs. Comfort of boxers, the snugness of briefs. No bikers getting through that.

[MargoLuvsMusic]

@StruckDownByThunder hahaha well i hope bikers wouldn't want to get thru it... :P

[JohnNiner8]

that was a lot of condoms lol

[TravisLRichards]

The semi-chub line kills me every time.

[1234567898765432hi]

the under the belt penis tuck...works almost every time :P

[xZYTECx]

@1234567898765432hi myfacewhen your comment is actually true.

[MrShotTV]

@1234567898765432hi i tried... she knew.....

[callumAS]

Why don't the make colleghumors like this any more?

[Pascalletje001]

cool mother, my mom would fucking slap me

[BattlefieldFTW1000]

@Pascalletje001 Is she normally high on crack and drunk?

[esfrenzy]

Tats why i hate every moms

[brentzittel]

this wasn't funny at all



[thevoid2009]

boomm shacalaca



[Sleep23drip]

762 ppl are gay

[lawlietfan119]

I wish that was my milf i mean mom..

[TheBrownemb]

Thats what she said.

[walomes]

I have Antonio Banderas on my first date with my gfriend... it works!

[N30NGamingVideos]

She's ugly.

[Brawler656]

"forever alone"

[rocketpod1]

And that's my mom

[BoyWhoLikesTV]

OOOOOHHH! Barracuda.

[Avelidiota]

Me except no mom xD

[mesuhlikemusic]

.....Just fuck her already.

[Secretagent105]

00:21 the beep censor doesnt even cover up the fact he says fuck

[mangoeshome]

reminds me of my first proper kiss XD

[crohamlett]

i would like that kinde of mom... ahahahah xD

[TheAtheistAussie]

Bullshit guys over analyse so many chicks I’ve hooked up call me for the next week as if we are fucking going out or something.

[skisbej]

how do u stand kissing a camera for like 30 minutes

[yoyoyoshiification]

What's wrong with this guy's mom?

[Humennz]

"Oh God im rockin a semi-chub!!"

[DOMADLMUA]

He doesn't wear socks :D

[dowis7]

You rock!

[PointlessComedy]

762 people never had a first kiss

[dhaliwal0062]

@PointlessComedy must be indians

[PointlessComedy]

@dhaliwal0062  :p)

[Bishikipu]

NBA JAM FUCK YEA.

[toocoolrulz2000]

2:25 no shit!

[KevinWardenier]

"Honey, the head of your penis is peeking out of your belt" >.< - Emberrasing

[coenas1234]

so if i tell what im thinking whn i try to kiss a girl, the ill get a 4500000 viewers?

awesome =D

[xUSER2014x]

there is a bead of sweat racing down my back toward my ass crack like luke skywalker approaching the deathstar trench. HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!

[ALLAMERICANGAMER9707]

Lol awsome hahaz

[Oatmelia]

It's their first kiss together, not in their lives.

[blueberry708]

those two look alittle old to be having their first kiss . . . .

[Madels5]

@blueberry708 So? I had my first kiss when I was 17 lol. Not many people get around to it at first, I guess.

@Madels5 i am 17 still nothing bro