FUCKING MONKEYS !!!!

[Bullet1852]

i hate monkey

[CC01founder]

I luv that Asian body

[jasonvoorees]

FUCK U!!

[MrThunderArse]

Almost every vid next to this one is sick animal porn!

[MrThunderArse]

They were born Atheists, they'll die Atheists. There's nothing you can do. They are Atheists because they like sinning. Filthy animals!

[SUMAN3403]

I lyk fucking

[gmail425]

did u know that if u dont beleive in god he ll kill u?

[luke9086]

2:16 hahahah

[luke9086]

0:49 is funnyest part ever

[nunya2213]

OHHH JESUS! I HOPE YOU TWO ARE MARRIED!

[wolfygirl31]

Lolz

[11808Clover]

0:47

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!

[waooga]

JESUS WEPT! THERE'S ONE NOW!!



[SimCity4AndForever]

i do not know how to respond to this video

[elpathner00]

This dude is weird... And funny!

[a55doggy]

I.m 1 of the monkeys and When will I get the money for being in this porn video???

[PuLse285]

2 really shocking statements xD but ofcourse true

Need to start on the younger one's

thanks for taking your vengeance on the african poor starving kids

Fuck off dislike bar quit being so ignorant these things happen

[marlijk2010]

Wtf😳

[bunnyluvr14]

lol

[lolizorz]

"i hope you too are married" loool

[MrPotatoman98]

Try to get out of watching thse videos by th related ones

[dangboof]

lol this is brilliant ! fantastic job. 5 stars for sure. not only a valid message but your humor is impeccable ;D

[MrMorone1]

Hahahha .. the best part 0:47

[KingLOLface1]

i swear that this guy is from Gympie!

[royalsteven]

DO you recognize yourself in this? I sure don't 0____0

[disembowelment100]

From Godsmack to this? The world may never know.

[sweetstuff1112]

Haha

[JRGMallorca]

Fuck, the weird side of youtube again lol --->

[cheyenne5267]

i converted monkeys i converted monkeys aw what a wounderful day and just to top it all off so I decided to prayed to this jessus spider that i found thank you jessus spider for not killing me today and for taking your vengance out on the african kids

[Spider21056]

...So, what's your point with this video, dude?...

[AnnaBRProductions101]

Haha Christians dont say fuck all da time...lolz I'm one... :)

[Snowgoon901]

Thank you jesus spider for not killing me today, and for taking your vengeance out on the African children instead.... lololol

[911purplehippos]

he wasnt tall enough!

[paralogos]

Thank you Jesus spider for not killing me today and for taking your vengeance out on the African children....

[Raman152]

He's obviously TROLLING.

Furthermore, he even says it on his channel; It's comic relief.

[HauntedKitty777]

@Raman152 'obviously trolling'? I thought he was being genuine.

[Raman152]

@HauntedKitty777 Welllll, he's not

[HauntedKitty777]

@Raman152 so Jesus spider hasn't been hearing my prayers?

[ryanwthxx]

Time to do me some converting LOL

[xjacobhoustonx]

hes australian haha OMG the monkeys were hilarious!

[sonicgear777]

Fucking nice synergy throughout the whole video. Your way of cursing is hilarious. However, not so nice to make a mockery out of a religion no matter what.

[emceezvn]

really australian

[werfETTER13]

dont llike your religion comments and the way you speak bout it... such an idiot really dude.

[fjfjfq]

typical british idiot making racist connotations of the world by envy of be a poor islander himself ("convert monkeys" insinuating the history of indigenous people in the past)

[metamaggot]

@fjfjfq not british...australian...

[greendiego777]

thumbs up if puddle of mudd brought you here

[Tatuaish]

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,, TOK OF HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHA

[mrD518]

they are voice clips... so he does not get sued or stuff

[TheOfficiaISkriIlex]

how the fuck did i get here?

[223mofa]

This is so coool

[PangsusTu]

you are  a viktom

[superabdoulworld]

Damn 1 mill views congrats. God knows you deserve it.

[gta4isawesome55]

Your cursing made me laugh.

[AjTrans89]

funny video do more like this :) awsum shit

[laredonina]

lol fithey fucking animals

[nododon]

Fuck you faggot asshole. If you don't like Christianity then fine. But to mock God is a terrible way to make your point. Stupid video and you are an ugly fuck on top of it. Eat shit and die mother fucker.

[cynderella1990]

@nododon he didn't make fun of god, he made fun of the people who try to impose their beliefs on others.

how about you? you chose to watch a video named "fucking monkeys", then you hurled a bunch of swear words at the maker, judged him by his appearance and finally you've wished him dead. what a fine christian you are...

[JerseyKac92]

@nododon This goes to show how true Christians are suppose to behave guys!

[Nurullah1200]

LOL @ "fuckin sinners" XD

[TheWalkingApparition]

Ahahahahahahahaa, I converted monkeys I converted monkeys!!!

[eichra30]

blasphemy

[MegaGodshit]

fuck god, or lord, whatever the fuck it is.

[mohisbee]

@MegaGodshit U r fuckin dumb do u knw u r sayin son of bitch u wil burn in hell 4 using dt word on ur creator may he hv mercy on u. idiot

[deanblackwood03]

There are some real Fuckheads in this world. i think this dude leads the pack. how can u be using the lord's name in that manner?.

[PeadophileBeard]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaha­hhahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahh­ahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahha­hahhahahhahahahhaha - i love being aussie, everything is a joke xD

[TheOBIKIKO]

damn nature you scare me!

[Shigg1es]

Lol, I don't believe in god... and I'm not dead >.>

[CHILLYAQ]

You curse too much...! Be a good Christ, live in peace.

[gyikarc22]

0:50 WTF???????????????????????????­?? :D

[wdawg100]

plz look at my new website with a nfsw section thetoiletgames.webs.com

[TheRey220]

I'm not religious , but this is hilarious . For those who were searching for porn , why are they on youtube ?

[TrAnCeLoVeR83]

This is hilarious and it seems some people don't understand this is comedy...

[MrSchwanzgott]

fuck off -.- i go watch pronos

[MrBiwinner]

is this a parody of how European missionaries aggressively converted natives across the world?

[OtakuWulf]

@MrBiwinner Okay.

[TheSamsLake]

dude... Fuck your camera, Fuck you, and FUCK GOD!...

[adq123196]

@TheSamsLake But don't fuck jesus. He's cool

[TheSamsLake]

@adq123196 jesus was hippie, that explain the long hair... or he was just broke...

doesn't matter. jesus is cool...

[KneeCapHill]

jesus spider ahah

[meowtrox]

FACK YOU!

[rkriitr]

yeah you are right your "fucking jesus christ", retard and he is long dead anyway.

[crazy124444]

what kind of caltholic swears and does this

[MrNikolaid]

@crazy124444

a non catcholic :p

[DamagedF0X]

Ahahah!! Not funny... You make it sound like atheists are some kind cult that go out of their way to make the religious miserable, but here you are FACKIN' with both the religious and non-religious parties.

You make religion just as annoying as the the religious themselves.

[Jinxnolan]

What an idiot.



[allyamaral]

FACK.

[samuelqpolet]

Dont worry about bad comments, we know who the ppl are.

[ThunderBowAndArrow]

LOLa mass crisining

[ThunderBowAndArrow]

well fuck off then you fuckin rude bitch ''Whats He doing'' hes going to sniff someones bum ''Thats a apiest for ya'' OH! hes fuckin sticking his finger in there ''OH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!'' Oh Jesus! I Hope You Two Are Married!

[ThunderBowAndArrow]

Filthy fuckin animals havent you read the 10 commandments

[Hairbanger24]

I dont know what is the most dummist, the commentors or the video.I cant make up my mind if I like it or not. In one word 'amusing'.

[MrThegymnasiet]

Couldn't hate you more faggot

[madalynbd]

you fucking serious, why you fucking yelling at monkeys??

[ajvisual]

It's cool that you don't believe in God but don't be a hater because some people do. People believing in God keeps the murder rate down.

[MrIllmatic011]

ur fucking dick head making fun of religon and talking shit bout ppls nationalitys grow up u dick head -_-

[TrAnCeLoVeR83]

@MrIllmatic011 Oh yeah, because religious people definitely don't do that. >.>

[blibittyblahbloo]

lol and getting a job so you can give the church money.......good job mister narrator......you jsut made yourself sound like a gold loving jew.....go run a bank good sir and get fucked in the ass by a killer whale.

[Valamarius]

WELL FUCK OFF THEN FUCKING RUDE BITCH

[coolcatthequeen]

Actually Jesus doesnt exists --'

[jacobbis4lovers]

@coolcatthequeen the guy in the video is an atheist, that's what makes it funny.

[fsincision]

lol ur so gay lol hahah

[metta116]

lol

[moreno522]

Do not mock Jesus and not God!

[Echo980]

this made me atheist

[PeriodismoGonzo]

About  video narration - that's why I hate northamericans

[aligindahous3]

you dumb fuck Jesus is just a prophet not god he was sent for the dumb fuck jews and jews rejected him and he is not going to save your gay ass your going to burn for eternity all Stupid Ass Christians will burn in hell

[slitheryjuggler94]

@aligindahous3 actually christians will go to heaven, and retarded ass atheists dont understand because your too friggin stupid.

[marytony00]

LOL

[chris34834]

this is funny

[IJustTouchedMyself]

god is dead.

[sasukex125]

i viopeezh taviata yo anie beota cheniouch amaouta taviich Geezus chtaura'! ita ich air' mauir' chviita!

[ABRITISHPERSON]

The title is misleading...

[loveforashley7]

This video never gets old to watch!

[2004Acemangt]

this video is fucking LAME AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!

[kooldeep7]

He fuckin stiking his finger in there

LMFAO

[MrFeartheboy]

your voice is anoing

[NapoMMC]

OMFGAFMHMOFJCH ! sex sells .. good job dude ... you should use this tactic to get a shameless number of views ...

[NapoMMC]

... more often ..

[HybridD91]

"and for taking your vengeance out on the African children" LMAO

[ThePadma1234]

Fuckin monkeys stakin his finger in the girls thing.

[allisonandbailee]

fuck off then fucking rude bitch lol <3

[thecowpooes]

0:38 is the most disgusting part(:

[vladlena77]

OMFG......LOL THAT MONKEY IS DUMB!!

[2eelShmeal]

Only you man... only you.... I'm fucking bleeding my guts up laughing at you and your fucking

JEEBUS SPIDER..... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG So fucking funny... "thank you for not killing me today Jesus spider"....HAHAHA....WTF You're a psycho man..... keep it up...We love it.

[GeneticGhost]

Why is everyone so disrespectful about Christianity? Do you all tease each others race? Do you all judge people that do different than you? If so than you people are the misguided ones. Believing in a god does no harm to me, so why to you? And i don't speak for those preachers that go around telling people they are going to hell.

Why would god create you to hate you.

[ChinnuWoW]

@GeneticGhost we atheists make fun of christianity because the bible is absurd and makes humans look bad

[GeneticGhost]

@ChinnuWoW Please, if you're going to make such a statement, at least explain why you think Christianity is so absurd. What in blazing earth is so bad about believing in somebody who gave their life for us? Be honest, religion effects you in no way, but you're one of those people that just have to belong to something. so you join the stupid haters. Everything came from something, you came from something, animals, the planets did too, why not the universe and beyond? Don't be so narrow minded.

[ChinnuWoW]

@GeneticGhost the bible is absurd because, incase you haven't noticed, it supports slavery and sexism. women are blamed for the fall of man so they have less rights. hell is also absurd because if u dont believe in god that doesnt mean you deserve to burn in hell forever. that is very absurd. i can name u so many more but i think u can find some yourself. also if god exists then what created god? he cant "always have been there" if thats possible then there would be an infinite amount of gods

[X3LESTERX3]

@GeneticGhost christianity is the most conditdictory relgion there is, it was made fro bits of pieces of the pegun relgion and then throws it to the kurb, they say killing is bad and god wouldnt ask any one to kill, exept what did they say when there was the holy crusades? god said to kill every one who dosnt belive? hmmm what sounds more realastic the world only being here for 6000 years and god creating adam and eve to populate earth and then say inseast is bad eather way u look at it inseast!

[X3LESTERX3]

@GeneticGhost also when the bible tells you jesus is coming back at the 2ndcoming to save ur cool but when some one claims to be jesue u throw him in the loony bin? when noah says god told him to build an ark u praiz him but if some one says god tlkd to them when they where praying there crazy? oh yea say ppl r bad for turning away from ur religon and demonize them but make a bunch of kids who cant think for them selfs belive in a god who will never answer there "prayers" and call us fucked up..

[MegaImacoolkid]

@ChinnuWoW it's got a capital 'b'. Bible.

[ChinnuWoW]

@MegaImacoolkid OMG is god going to punish me for not using a capitol for his bullshit book full of contradictions? oops i didnt use a capitol for "god" either now i'm prolly going to hell :)

[MegaImacoolkid]

@ChinnuWoW obviously, unless you become a true Christian, you are going to burn eternally in hell. congratulations, you are one of many millions that aren't saved.

[ChinnuWoW]

@MegaImacoolkid so if i'm going to hell then god isn't a loving god?

[ME6661]

if this guy had a show i would watch it

[Superfr3aky]

ur on drugs

[11100wildcats]

The guy in this video is a fucking dumbass he needs to grow the fuck up and stop trying to talk to fucking monkeys!!

[thepryest]

If your reading this, its because you wanted to see 2 fucking monkeys! you pervert!

[gunner373]

I think the guy who makes these videos has a serious mental problem.

[breyanabear]

Jesus spider walks on water!! D:<

[ermonski]

"I've had it with these motherfucking monkeys on this motherfucking jungle!"

- Samuel L Jackson as a hunter

[rico305305]

hahaha fuck jesus anyways! i love this video! fuckin jesus suck a big fat black cock you fckn homo bitch!!!

[ajoj0909]

i like the girl @ 2:16 shes pretty hot

[xxleannebabyxx]

wow your voice is anoying i had to turn it off hahahaha xx

[RebekahPx]

You're fucking hilarious, I pissed my pants.

[iMrRagerz]

You're not funny at all...

Fuck you

[theawesomejesy]

Hey man stop joking about god... everyone knows animals don't got savety but us humans do... u can't make a monkey belive in god... your the one thats goin to hell not the monkeys retard.

[Liberal93eye]

OMG WHA THE FUCK????????

XDDDDDDD

[satanicinternational]

Ahhhhh Haaaa! You funny " Cunt"

[TrppyTV]

@satanicinternational satan funny u sent dis fukur...i saw dis shit be4...funny as fuk man.......DA MONKEYZ RULEE.FUK

[xn6]

LOLOLOL

[rampage134]

Sounds like Mormons here in Utah.

[LatasChampion]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA

[FruityTootie1011]

Fack You! Filthy Fackin Animal!

[jhivar77]

where was the cum

[ily14322]

Dude, your not even funny. That's pretty FACKIN gay.....

[lifetangle1]

k your funny but you sound fag and you look like either heh

and i think after you make that converting the monkeys...you fuck their Mom! HAHLOL!

fucking Loser don't ever get a life keep your self you asshole,cunt, suck your shits in a straw fagfucking fatboy!

[fun101ist]

fuck this is funny 

[edvinasjarmala]

3:05 monkey sex!! XD

[foxfoobar]

Ok Kids, close your eyes and everyone else stop wanking!

[StitchedMusik]

Lol AS SOON AS YOU TOUCH IT YOUR CHRISTIAN!! yayy!

[wweVIKINGSFAN]

Filthy fucking animals! Haven't you read the ten commandments?!?!

[laxer488]

@wweVIKINGSFAN you know ur a red neck when.... your name is wwevikingsfan ya faggot

[Dragons14king]

"true" Christians*cough*fags*cough*, do not swear or yell to convert living beeings, so this must be as fake as this guy:)