Self-defense against a Knife

[zittagott]

I guess Joker disliked this fourteen times.

[BlackBelt3rdDegree]

just grab the son of a bitch by the wrist that's attached to the hand they're holding the knife with use your other hand to take the knife and just stab that asshole...

[iltonfaria]

did she make you a sandwich with that knife after the video was over?

[TreyDobe]

I just say pull a gun out and blast that nigga, best self defense for anything imo

[isdsamurai]

that was nice,effective for the grand masters on youtube that teach incorrect knife defences :)

[PaulThePuppetier]

I bet Josie was trying real hard not to laugh xD

[Neardrage]

0:50 - 0:56 That made my day happy.

[ST4YD33P]

0:05 Her smile made me lose my chubby.

[raduandreyi]

teeth made of stone:))))))))))))))

[MrBallskicker]

@Qekk0n ur not funny specially when u said niggers

[HotTea332]

0:02 lol

[freeman759477]

i closed my eyes when he took the knife between teeth..

[cratos43]

hahahhahahaha man u r the best

[BrokenXskeemX]

What if they had the sharp side facing you instead of away? Couldn't they just yank it and slice your cheeks?

[MetallicaLoverr13]

@BrokenXskeemX That's the point lol, it's a joke. He's purposefully telling you the wrong way to use these weapons.

[Nansari246]

If i follow this i will end up like the Joker.

[TheGrenfar]

Don't you get it? The woman has a knife because she thinks she's in the kitchen, and you're a loaf of bread.

[DaBrute]

12 people tried this. now they smile from ear to ear....

[galeitiaa]

cuz they made of stone

ROFLCCOPTER

[jamiegee123]

12 people died as a result of this video .

[collins27023]

did anyone see her evil smile at 0:04??

[XxBLANK360xX]

@nixnpx Obviously

[HoukouAoi123]

is that a bread knife? o_0

[noventar]

This technique SAVED MY LIFE when I was attacked by a knife today, Thanks Furious!

[epic004]

lol teeth are made of stone =)))

[Ezeuhare]

THEY ARE MADE OF STONE HAHAHAHHAH most hilarious line ever

[TheCatcherOfDeath]

lol Josephine (twinklybird) look kinda cute with at knife

[dpowell991]

Haha this must be how the joker defended himself in a knife fight

[TENGOVIC]

LMAO haha

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[officialDJFABS]

U would have been killed if I had that knife. Do u think u can do this in a fight????

[Moose1223]

@officialDJFABS it's comedy????

[CcanCcaglar]

look at 0:35, now imagine her pulling the knife back. lol did you get a weird feeling?

no? just me?

[99joshistheman99]

wtf thats fuked up

[punishshot]

0:04 someone likes their job way too much O_o

[bobduvar]

OMG !!! he makes me laugh so much hahahahahahahaha. Gangsta

[300tunes]

What if it slices your gums, Tongue and the sides of your mouth you know the really fin part. xD

[JahiriAtto]

who's the girl?

[Awesomerko]

@JahiriAtto His sister

[jorditje]

What if your opponent uses his dick instead? then u need to put that in your mouth and then the knife ill cut you.

Nah but GJ making videos, i totaly support you man!

[masterwazaboo123]

Now i know to put poison on the knife.

[1adelaideshuffler]

thats not a knife.... /pulls out bigger knife this is a knife stabs you

[aikidy]

His sis is Hotter than his GF, agree ?

[JSLSampaio]

so... you can't block a knife, because you'll get cut, but you should put your shoulders, arm or chest in the way of speeding bullets. Yeah, that makes sense

[nirvanaNL1990]

is that athene next to him after a day of mincraft ?

[woodyboy909]

is dat yo new gurl?

[arkagui]

pause @ 0:14 lol

[pantelin2]

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[xxcoolrick92xx]

Or you can just shoot someone who has a knufe.

[BilltvshowNick]

*Please do an analysis of Katy Perry- firework music video*

[survivethis101]

bitting the blade he kinda looks like jack sparrow

[battleseal2142]

Furious hook me up with dat honnie

[purplebui]

@dantesdoom thats his sister

[Dantesdoom]

1.) Is the chick lost, i don't see a kitchen?

2.) Is she available?

[iJOKEx]

OMG. of course they are going to pull back and cut your mouth.

why dont you just karate chop their arm so they drop the knife???

[SuperKenedee]

@iJOKEx i got a chopper in my car

[crywolf30]

brilliant

[Szabysvk]

really u could do something realistic....if u catch knife in your mouth...he can pull it and cut your mouth...

[crywolf30]

@Szabysvk he's a comedian

[Szabysvk]

@crywolf30 im not retarded....that was just a suggestion ....

[crywolf30]

@Szabysvk Yeah, but he's a comedian. This was supposed to be funny BECAUSE, EXACTLY, you could just cut his mouth if he grabs it with his mouth like that. :)

[punishshot]

0:03 i though killer smile :P

[MrNebelful]

Ihhh diihhh triedhh thahh " .. cahhhhnt speeeahhh properleeeh evehhhr sinhhce



[ModeMan90]

when someone pulls knife i ask them who the fuck brings knife to a gunfight....

[ZOMGitsDouchebag]

She looks serious.

[slicshuter]

What if the guy merely moves the knife slightly, then you ain't got no lips or gums, and tongue.

[Gimbo1337]

I really hope someone doesn't listen to this for some reason LOL>

[SheddHeadz]

your sister looks sexy holding that knife, just saying

[The12CJ]

@SheddHeadz Not sure that's his sister.

[AbrudanDorin]

@SheddHeadz kitchen-specific enviorment

[tsirahxuan]

What if the knife is a +1 Dexterity Dagger?

[tsirahxuan]

What if the knife is a +1 Dexterity Dagger?

[milenkostekovic]

That knife is curved! :D

[Baseldave1]

WTF

[tompenno]

ok thanks for the advice, i feel safer now.

[MrQuako1]

I wonder if anyone tried these..

[DarkprinceCs]

Between you and me furious.

I would fuck the attacker, She hot blad.

[RYAN007x]

And then when he pulls the knife back youll look like the joker...

[rexasarus]

Is this real cuz I don't want my face sliced open...

[MrLyxek]

Beautiful lady.

[hat1324]

@wowunsocial You really ARE unsocial if you didnt realize this is a joke

[FredzBlobz]

stopped listening after steak... mmmm....steak....

[TheEathos]

realistic... yeah x)

[kibateo]

why don't you break the dude's hand like it was a bat

[wordreet]

@kibateo Because this is the knife video, not the bat video. Even I can answer that, and I'm not a marital arse expert.

[kibateo]

@wordreet so if the enemy attacks you with a knife you aren't allow to break his arm?

[wordreet]

@kibateo Only if he's a bat man.

[kibateo]

@wordreet in the bat video you break the bat not the arm right?

[wordreet]

@kibateo It's the breaking that's important. Bat, arm, I don't mind.

[kibateo]

@wordreet in the bat video you break the bat not the arm right?

[wowunsocial]

i know some people dont want to hear this but...... thats fucking retarded

[clearspira]

@wowunsocial You just don't have the teeth for it pussy.

I tried it against the local youths an hour ago... Except they were wielding Katana's because I'm just that badass.

[RockstarHQ1]

or you can just tell the attacker that you know OGFurious

[hermanmunster2002]

Casual knife stance...

[dafreestone]

Teeth are made of stone, sounds about right.

[robertextremu]

pause 0:05 for hot evil look.

[5hadowflam3]

The Joker tried this.

[slipknnnot]

I can see someone trying this and end up bleeding to death from their mouth.

[DillonYap]

this shit works im telling you

[ChillingWithGod]

Yo furious, stop disturbing her and let her make the damn sandwich already

[nixnpx]

If a chick comes at you, with knife, you just say your order and let her trough to the kitchen. don't block her way.. She's apparently lost.

[wow9510]

@nixnpx just as fun as furious replies :D <3

[BigRedChester]

@nixnpx best comment on any of his vids

[devilzown11]

@nixnpx I'd give 5 thumbs up if i could :D

[Fatalerror300]

lol this is gold

[bored725]

Best. Tips. Evar.

[wilgarcia1]

thumbs up for bad ass @Twinklybird =P

[bradbesoballa]

I tried this today when my insane stepdad triend to cut off my red hair, and it actually worked, now, not only do i not have a stepdad, i can keep my red hair:3

[momentaila]

Furious, at 0.04 she smiled. She aint showin you no respect.

[erthaa]

i've never laughed so much in my whole life, i love this guy

[MrElemmakil]

LMAO

[UnoixTV]

You wanna know how I got those scars?

[KazumakunA]

I basically spent the whole time checking out the girl with the knife.

[romulorocckkk]

holy shit our theeth are made of stone

[SoBlackImWhite569]

Who the fucks reaction was "cute" ..?

Cmon now xD wtf...

[hawkeyefan181825]

What about a two sided blade?

[imbillyslater]

You cant block a knife with your armbecause it will cut you, but go ahead and block 12 shots from a gun with your arm

[firehidrent56]

this just saved my life!

[PwntsRocksU]

I dont trust a chick with a knife unless shes using it for my food in the kitchen.

[MrGreenblatt]

yo Furios she sho be cuttin veggies fo yo suppa wit dat knife

[aocvvcephei]

Teeth made of stone hahahhaha

[EspeciallyWoW]

Any1 else just stare at the chick at the back?

[traaphael]

dude somebody might take this serious....not that i don't ^^

[123Royalpaladin]

that girl is fucking pretty

[JahiriAtto]

cute

[Burn4eternity]

best knife defense I've ever seen

[QcMori7]

+1 comment

[ThePhazonMonkey]

trolololololololol XD

[nancyboy07]

Yo do some fruit because monty python didn't fully teach me 

[Enski94]

Your a fucking genious Furious!

[mhhauser321]

teeth of stone lol

[3ForPs]

yep i tried that once , it works

[mo389]

I watched the knife one again cos it was too damn funny. The girls face was just perfect at 0:04. when she raised the knife XD.

[twinklybird]

@mo389 Haha, I should not be trusted with knives...

[KASTOREL]

loled at evil smile @ 0:05

[mo389]

@KASTOREL

HAHAHA, I know right!

[purplekid777]

she's making sex eyes at me :O

[CarlAxelBo]

That's fucking smart.

[DxtroyerxXx]

Furious is a wise man



[MrDpsc]

HOT HOT HOT

[Niklastard]

MY TEETH ARE MADE OF STONE?! Awesome fact, funny, usually this guy dean leysen always gives me facts i didnt know before, i guess OGFurious>Dean Leysen

[jah16191]

my mum told me not to eat of my kinfe

[Breadstick88]

excellent advice

[tjkiad2k10]

thanks for the tip furious im going looting tonight

[nemrod2x]

you forgot about your sister's main attacking technique - tickling! *next vid idea*

[qu7aker]

I just showed this to my martial arts teacher and he said youd die the second you stepped out your door XXXXXXD OG<333

[vkohmoviemaker]

Yo' teeth made o' stone. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Jabikz]

@vkohmoviemaker LOLOLOLOLLOLfghsfgh

[malporveresto]

am put that ma'afacka im the groumd

[h0munculu5]

and when they viciously jerk back the knife??

[brentenec]

now we know where The Joker started

[n0r3st]

i see the knife, but where is the rest of the kitchen

[metalgrunt400]

I tried it, it works, and i got a knife

[LuxuriousLuxembourg]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllll

[NickjeG]

after that defence... everyone will tell you: why so serious XD?

[SikkoSoul]

this is freaking true...

[Yiega]

yo furious, that girl has the crazies!

[draakjepet]

i bet furious could take down chuck norris

[Tautudels]

Damn Furious what would I have done without your help, Mystical advices.

[funnyav]

cuz dey made o' stone!

[427557]

say bye to ur lips!

[angelo14leo]

I tried it! I have no jaw now...:(

[RaskVousSalue]

Cause they are made of stone !

[Flexosaurus]

A knife... mhh, looks like her kitchen is starting to shape up!

[kashpc]

Thanks for letting me know my teeth are made of stone. I always wanted to know that :P

[IndayLancer]

"Your life is at steak."