Odd... not only did he not ask Kramer what he wanted in the calzones, but he happened to have the exact number of them that Kramer wanted already prepared and ready for the oven! Gotta love t.v. (Yes, I know I think too much.)
you know as a guy myself i once tried this with a pair of blue jeans and all i can say is im never doin that again the zipper and button was piping hot and yea
Anyone know the episode where Kramer tells Jerry an idea and Jerry say's it's not a bad idea?..It's similar to one of these ones..except right after Jerry tells Kramer to get out..lol
kramers tank
Jagwa3 1 month ago
Hearing Todd Gack's name ALWAYS cracks me up
chickenonanapkin 1 month ago
ohhh mmmama!....fkn kramer....lol
dragonslayerED30 2 months ago
swear to god if pizza place do that do me i would fuck up the hole resturang smash it to peaces swear !
OUWATZAHLE08 3 months ago
I love how Kramer kicks the table at the end. LOL
TroutButter 3 months ago
what the hell do i know about cooking a shirt?
PLeasureJet 4 months ago
lol.
theratfarmer 5 months ago
3:46 that made me literally lol! hahah!
GoodGamesInHD 6 months ago
Odd... not only did he not ask Kramer what he wanted in the calzones, but he happened to have the exact number of them that Kramer wanted already prepared and ready for the oven! Gotta love t.v. (Yes, I know I think too much.)
ninjayang 7 months ago 2
@ninjayang u are strange:|:))
blackdemon1805 4 months ago
@blackdemon1805 Well thank you, but I don't know why. I was just thinking logically.
ninjayang 4 months ago
Boo! I want more inventions!
whatdupdoh 8 months ago
How do you make this list and not include the oil tanker bladder system? Kramerica industries.
maimhard 9 months ago 2
Elaine! You gotta feel my pants.
MrBuch169169 9 months ago
this was the calzone
iambrettiam2 9 months ago
What about the "bladder system" for oil tankers?
gbinct 9 months ago
I love it when he asks Kramer what kind of pie it is.
"huckleberry!"
sirberegond9 11 months ago
kramers cookin up some corduroy hahahaha
BigBluntBeater 11 months ago
kramer jerk
longtimehauler 11 months ago
you know as a guy myself i once tried this with a pair of blue jeans and all i can say is im never doin that again the zipper and button was piping hot and yea
subsaibot4512 11 months ago
1:08 is one of the funniest TV moments i've ever seen. I literally rofled.
J: What's wrong with YOUR oven?
K: I'm baking a pie!
admmak 1 year ago 2
"He fires people like it's a bodily function!" - that's why I love Seinfeld :)
vbwx 1 year ago
ooohhh mama!
MrEvan123456789 1 year ago
I love hen he puts his foot on the counter.
falcoperegrinus82 1 year ago
The end is just perfect -- the calzone guy starts yelling in Italian and Kramer just starts screaming gibberish
SlipkPie 1 year ago 5
If this counts as an invention then the butter for shaving/tanning should be one too...
DcEatsItsYoung 1 year ago
"HEY, GEORGE!! HEY!"
gyromancy2 1 year ago
My name's Todd Gack
0ejmusik0 1 year ago
@0ejmusik0 Is it Dutch?
PokerJoker811 1 year ago
@PokerJoker811 No, it's from Peru
0ejmusik0 1 year ago
@0ejmusik0 Is your last name Dutch? Mine is Todd Stephan
{German woot woot!} nice to meet another Todd..
RFKFANTS67 1 year ago
"What the hell do know about cookin' a shirt!?"
RareNoiseUploads 1 year ago
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noogai0312 1 year ago
kramer is the best character ever
randomguyh8y 1 year ago
I love the explosion at the end! =D
IdioticTendencies 1 year ago
what about the reverse peep hole or buttering your face before you shave inventions?
yonkersson 1 year ago
kramer's cooking up some corduroy
thedrunkenclam55 1 year ago
"Elaine! You gotta feel my pants!"
"I'll see ya later..." LOL
Greendayfreak7 1 year ago 3
"But thats all iv got!"
austix1997 1 year ago
Anyone know the episode where Kramer tells Jerry an idea and Jerry say's it's not a bad idea?..It's similar to one of these ones..except right after Jerry tells Kramer to get out..lol
FYTYTY 1 year ago
@FYTYTY
The rubber bladder for ships, so if it crashes the oil doesn't spill out.
KiloByte69 1 year ago
im sure kramer speaks fluent italian
DJConceptFuNK 1 year ago
Seinfeld has made me cry laughing many times, Kramer is the best.
MrNotbadyou 2 years ago 8
lol at him kickin the counter top at the very end
spyr0o510 2 years ago 7
@spyr0o510 YEP THATS THE BEST PART. LOVE IT. Lol... you know... it had me cracking up. That's real comedy!
Sviolinist 2 years ago
i know a girl who puts who underwear in the microwave
sunlover518 2 years ago
Is she sexy at all? :)
klwewf 2 years ago 2
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Kramer: "And it's more convenient"
Jerry: "Oh for both of us"!
hahahahahaha
andrijja92 2 years ago 2
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andrijja92 2 years ago
I gotta try that sometime. I think I'll heat up a shirt in the morning.
seinfan9 2 years ago 4
Where's the oil rubber ball?
elgransick 2 years ago 2
I'm baking a pie!
XD
Gotta love Kramer.
joeperryhotashell 2 years ago 42
i lawled at that bit!
parchiethegreat 2 years ago
@joeperryhotashell i laughed hard at that line
supimAndriy 1 year ago
@joeperryhotashell ooohhhhh mama! :)
stupidpeopleboss 1 month ago
What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?
danmoore5000 2 years ago 8
"What's wrong with your oven?"
"I'm baking a pie"
haha
thatboyhov 2 years ago 8
kramer has been on strike since 1985 and gets paid by the union!
antiiraqwar 2 years ago 44
Oh yes, now i remember. Do you know what episode he goes back to work?
Kille24sthlm 2 years ago
That's the great mystery. It's just great to have never really known.
Alwaystuned 2 years ago 5
????????
Lopezlover72 2 years ago
Bets, side-jobs, and luck. lol.
Nalrunus 2 years ago 9
LOL, Kramers sound at 1:26 is just so random "ching" or something.
So Great!
cnatte89 2 years ago 2
lmao @ 3:10 kramer looks like a crack head..
whe he says thats a big oven..then he pays with pennys lmao
Landshark32 3 years ago 2
Lol Kramer is the best!
NineOneSix 3 years ago
The best one.
SBaird1120 3 years ago
baaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
marshallmathers2835 3 years ago
so great!
clipshows 3 years ago
awesome collection
boofieman 3 years ago