Crush my Battle Opponents Balls - Dethklok *MP3 DOWNLOAD*

[Squiremjr]

This never gets old.

[Ninjasaresuperior]

>Note: Skwisgaar Skwigelf is a fictional character.

YOU LIE!!!!

[cuplaxi]

44 people had their balls crushed, before being thumbs downed by HalfBearPig.

[knight4618]

If only I could get this song.... D:

[knight4618]

@knight4618

Oh look in the describtion... nvm :P

[SpadeThief]

0:00 Free replay button.

Your welcome.

[Aussie0912]

@SpadeThief It was free before, and a lot more conveniant.

[Nikosman096]

LOl this is my ALARM TUNE SO EVERY DAY TO WAKE WITH A HEADBANG XD

[SixFootTallMidget]

44 peoples has stupid fingers...

[nukeshroom116]

44 pepole got raped by a guiatar

[stickninja77]

Thumbs if you fapped with your penis like a guitar.

[ProjectGibix]

Trophy unlocked:

Balls Crushed!

[neodrome700]

yeah perfect for my ringtone

[HalfBearPig]

Everyone who says "44 people had their balls crushed" or something similar to that gets an automatic thumbs down from me. I wish everyone else would do it. Come up with something more original, those comments are fucking stupid.

[roses0r0not0blue]

@HalfBearPig Thank you... Every time i see that I kick a baby out of a window..... Every time i see a like... Multiply the amount of baby's by 100 and the amount of story's by 50....

[Lankydan321]

@HalfBearPig This.

[Lilaaron0099]

@Lankydan321 Is.

[Magnificence7]

@HalfBearPig 44 people got mad just like you.

[snowstef69]

@HalfBearPig 44 people can suck my cock

[Rocketpojet]

44 people got eaten by wolves.

[togo2yt]

hes gos likes a god

[liggit101]

44 ppl had their balls crushed

[mnokeymans44]

uhhh this thing skuish mai balls i thinks i might pukes

[terdindabowl]

swisgar hell yeah



[iaresheepy]

@terdindabowl You spelled it wrong. And you spelled your playlist wrong.

[keltoid777]

if dethklok finds out about the mp3 download, you are going to be kept in a room with loud music playing

[rave0wns]

@keltoid777 then im gunna start giving away dethklok mp3's lol unless its loud justin bieber :s

[Jtyild16]

My balls have been epically crushed. o.O

[irakuizaku]

level up

[dabadguy4273]

are you telling me that you are out of dragons?

[Haldinyar]

GET ME REAL DRAGONS!

[beaverranchboy]

get this guy out of here! find me a dragon!

[mcFreaki]

43 people are jealous that they can't play like Skwisgar, or even Toki.

[iaresheepy]

@mcFreaki HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU TRIED TO GET THUMBS UP BUT FAILED!!!!

NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA REALIZE YOU FAILED AND REPLY WITH "THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING FOR STUPID" TO TRY AND COVER THE FACT YOU FAILED XD FAILURE!!

[mcFreaki]

@iaresheepy it's unfortunate that I didn't get thumbs up for that, but I really don't care- youtube is not the most important thing in the world.

[ZasterDisatster]

i find this very easy to Masturbate to.

[dungeono]

@ZasterDisatster prolly cuz of those fast movements

[1reddy1]

@ZasterDisatster that makes 5 of us

[Tehgunknight]

Swiggsgaar flicks the middle finger at the picture O3O

[fatkiller1000]

you know what? fuck the world im gonna master guitar and then come back here and teach you this song

[panterask8r14]

@fatkiller1000 Do itttt.(:

[fatkiller1000]

@panterask8r14 i shall

[panterask8r14]

@fatkiller1000 I actually make a similar "commitment" myself to Duncan Hills Coffee solo. Half a year later & I got it about half up to speed. Idk if you seen it but Dethklok musicians has a video up telling how they make all their solos & riffs with all kinds of harmonies and minors and all that. Really in depth, way to complicated for me

[fatkiller1000]

@panterask8r14 well i take guitar lessons so the vid is really easy for me to understand but still cant do it anyway im going to become a better guitarist to learn these solo

[SuperDeaky]

I will learn, someday! Maybe...

[Damonjager09]

42 people got their balls crushed by their battle opponent.

[Beazt77]

@Damonjager09 thats 84 crushed balls

[XXXERXXES]

@Beazt77 I will admit, your sack jack was funnier than mine, and days earlier. I was so high when I made that comment. Any different than today's? no....

[CaitSith13371337]

i was just convicted of rape, the victim? the replay button

[legendsveil]

Put Some Sweeps Brendon !!!!!!!! xD :D

[poizenn1]

@Swordfreak911 they better would

[darsen24]

THIS NEEDS TO BE LONGER!!!!

[AlexanderRavelo]

im the 3,100th crushed ball

[slayermanbob]

I found a guitar tab for this that was marked as "novice." It clearly is only meant for advanced fast hand finger wizard master class

[bloodhazard67]

724,931 views, and only 42 trolls so far. That's impressive.

[Troqdawg]

This and I'ms a God would create the ultimate SKYRIM. BATTLE. MEDLEY. EVER.

[JeremyOrOmega]

I would NOT like to be Skwisgaar's battle opponent!

D:

[roses0r0not0blue]

If the replay button was a child, I would be a priest.

[AaronPr19]

@roses0r0not0blue and make love to it?

[ForgetIt172]

I DO COCAINE !!!!!

[StateBMartin]

This sounds very similar to Vultures by Arch Enemy

[Spifflock]

And this is my SwissArmyGtar, good for camping trips.

[D1mmuBurger]

@Spifflock its got a toothpick...

[DrgnLord92]

The Excaliburatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[DIRTYGHETTOKIDS345]

i cant play guitar anymore.....

[TheAlecsander56]

@Bonestonecrusher Learn to spell banjo before you play it.

[oblivionfreaksssssad]

@TheAlecsander56 he means not banjo, he mean bango. u don´t know bango ??

it´s a super secret instrument with 17 strings, two drums, 5 keyboardkeys, and a micro.

and you must play with one hand. on your back. blind.

[Anderson0457]

@oblivionfreaksssssad with a stick.

[oblivionfreaksssssad]

@Anderson0457 :D a giant 50kg stick...

[disturbedbass49]

@oblivionfreaksssssad don't forget that you have to be naked, freezing, and that you have to be upside down

[fears1ayer]

hey what happend to yor balls?

[lonelydark1]

@fears1ayer they got crushed by Skwissgar but it was totally fucking worth it

[SasquatchLegend]

@TheSollecks lol

[jonnykleiny]

dude next door asked me to turn the music down... he said i was rattling his walls and he's trying to study hahaha.

[Gibix]

Ding!

Trophy Unlocked: Balls Crushed!

[SpongyPantsEditer]

The repeat button hates me

[irelyndsmomma]

40 people got their balls crushed

[EuryBartleby]

Most epic solo of all time...or most epic solo of all time? A question so hard to answer that we will have to pass it on to our children, folks.

[RenjiAbariZK13]

As performed by Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard Master Class, Skwisgard Swigelf

[jzigoris]

@TheHelltalon Cool, but I highly doubt you can stand on it...

[poizenn1]

maximum -filled like bar, we meet again!

[Swordfreak911]

@poizenn1 And that annoying red smudge next to it. Will Youtube fix that already?

[firelord699]

@poizenn1 No matter how many times it's liked, it will never be 100%.

[4lifecycling]

@poizenn1 +1

[gladface1]

i have this as my ringtone for calls and text :D

[apaulogetic]

39 people were battle opponents who had their balls crushed

[HitlerNOTlol]

@apaulogetic 40



[apaulogetic]

@HitlerNOTlol

I can dos dis on a Grandpa's guitar.

[PagrZero]

I'm pissed that this wasn't on the album.

[Vigalante18]

Damn, I should make this my ringtone! One step closer to getting a Dethphone!

[zestymexican]

I should have taken the master class.

[DrCreeperPhD]

Anyone else notice that the 360p video is higher quality than the mp3?

[downslayer]

@DrCreeperPhD Lossy to lossy transcodes ftl, you do not ever want to convert a lossy codec such as mp3 or whatever lossy audio is in this video to another lossy format, it's like copying a copy. You lose a lot of quality by compressing something that was already compressed lossily.

[TrappedunderIcE7]

the length of this song is dildos

[HeeroYuiaFTW]

is it wrong to get a boner from this?

[dirty7black7boy7]

@HeeroYuiaFTW only if you don't appease the gods and play it like a guitar

[HeeroYuiaFTW]

@dirty7black7boy7 then good, the gods, my self and you are all on the dame page for this (no homo)

[Nigtmaredemon]

@HeeroYuiaFTW it'd be worng if you didn't!

[HeeroYuiaFTW]

@Nigtmaredemon good, because its still there. this shit is better then viagra!

[Nigtmaredemon]

@HeeroYuiaFTW true!

[DunDunDunDun809]

@HeeroYuiaFTW no it perfectly natural

[locallistener]

@HeeroYuiaFTW No. In fact it is encouraged.

[mooninites3]

38 people is dildos.

[gorox89]

This was the first song that came to mind after that Michigan game tonight.

GO BLUE!!!

[swallowmyeggnog]

it honestly sounded really fucking good

i wish they didnt cut songs short just for the sake of the cartoon

[LTP1997]

Oh and by the way, im sure that if somebody somewhen kills a real dragon, the dragon will definetely drop some dethklok music sheet paper.

[Rekatrednu15]

0:00 one more time

[DeadlyGrim]

Are you telling me they are out of dragons?

[LEMONS4R3PRETTYGOOD]

@DeadlyGrim they never had any dragon

[wyngz258]

@LEMONS4R3PRETTYGOOD True story.

[LTP1997]

Hahaha. This song DOES crush my opponents balls. Seriously, the opposing basketball team is in hospital

[SmokescreenAbyss]

@LTP1997 LOL!!!

[brutalbloody]

My new cellphone's ring.

[MrAndroiden]

Awesome!!

[SuperDeaky]

What if your battle opponent is a woman?

Although, you could probably crush a lady's non-existent balls with that.

[ssjdustin]

@SuperDeaky youd crush the woman-balls. more commonly referred to as the ovaries.

[foreverdead554]

dams metals

[JohnsonStPetersonson]

すおい　squisgar　すおい　です　か。　ぼく　あそびたい　this

[DawnStrikerZero]

Liquid tension experement much? sounds exactly the same go see Universal mind, and listen to 6:48 to 7:28

[thelessweforget]

@mallowhead13 ginger have no souls .. just like sand people... BEEF CAKE~!!

[MajesticMist]

Baddest shit i ever heard.

[mistformsquirrel]

Ignoring how awesome the song is (and it is awesome, this is certain) - "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls" may be the greatest song title in the history of titles for musical... anything. Ever.

A title like this encapsulates the truth of everyday life. It also includes ball crushing, which is always good for a laugh. (Or a wince, depending.)

[SuperDeaky]

@mistformsquirrel

Nice analysis of the song title there my fiend. You have really enlightened this newbie Dethklok fan.

[ChildhoodAbuse]

@SuperDeaky Now I gotta go find the original comment XD

[ChiskoJuanisimo]

Motherfu#@ing Awesome solo

[tamabear03]

EPIC LIKE FUUHHH SONG! <3

[TeamXial]

2849 people crushed their battle opponents balls.

[Brownies3411]

i put this as my phone. i don't think it was a great idea because now i never want to answer when someone calls me

[Wolfyxxx91]

@RenagadeOfNazareth haha, nice one

[ChrononAnima]

The song is only a 1:15 long...because any longer and our heads would explode from the awesome.

[Doomgath]

@ChrononAnima Brutal.

[Swordfreak911]

@ChrononAnima Which "head" are you referring to? XD

[Axelvam]

All Hail Skwisgaar Skwigelf!

[Metalscavenger]

Skwisgaar doesn't play guitar, he plays guitawesome!

[TheHelltalon]

@saintangerinc i said it first and you repeats it afters me!STOPS COPIES ME!

[DoubleFeo]

brandon small and hammil are monsters......(luke sky walker cause his voice is ill)

[soldiergigas14]

37 people had their balls crushed

[summitgoalie09]

weak quality. but love this song, definetly going to use it at LU's football games

[NotSoMuchPROs]

who else can hear the metrinome oh well i love this song

[Sleyt707]

@NotSoMuchPROs that is metronome well it aint a snare

[TheHelltalon]

@saintangerinc stops copies me

[saintangerinc]

@TheHelltalon no you stops copyins meesss

[kory1256]

37 people need their balls crushed

[TheHelltalon]

i can do's this on a grandpa's guitar's

[saintangerinc]

@TheHelltalon no look the grandpass gutiarsss aress smashesddd

[666Leichenfresser]

@TheHelltalon I can do this with my penis.

[crapparc]

@666Leichenfresser

But not with your balls, since I crushed them.

[666Leichenfresser]

@crapparc impossibru!!!

[maveriksword]

@TheHelltalon .....I requirez a'z videoz for the profez!!!

[yogurt1337]

@TheHelltalon they're for pussies, and grandpas

[Dapee09]

@TheHelltalon

you,sir,must have the most kickass grandpa of all time.

[android17mate]

@TheHelltalon Grandpas guitars is for pussys and grandpas...I think you knows it.

[Bonestonecrusher]

@TheHelltalon damn really... fuck that, son I can do this on a bango

[allison12348]

(i am timmy ) this is my ringtone lol

[6Atrum6Muerte6]

The fuck is wrong with you people makin comments about growing testicles and jizzing and shit... fucking faggots

[evolooshion]

@6Atrum6Muerte6 Hey there sexy

[MrDragonsfury2]

at 0:14 total ejaculation. lol

[RavexBunny]

@Llortsaccount

Not Satanic....they are agnostic dumb fuck



[DarthKeyrus]

@RavexBunny No, they are nothing. In the episode "Religionklok", Murderface wanted to beacome religious, and they tried every one in the world and decided that they all sucked. That includes agnosticism.

[alexburm]

@DarthKeyrus agnosticism just means you don't give a shit. best thing in the world.

[zookeas]

@alexburm its called snare,,

[xMania626x]

I think i grew a third testicle

[Sleyt707]

hey does anyone know the song from Dethrecord ep. where skwissgaard was parachuting to stop the buzzing noise

[oly355]

g-u-i... g-u-i.... g-u-i-d-r-u-m-m.. CRAAP!

[Skababam]

@killerzebra75 watch?v=3bHKoYw6JeI&feature=re­lated

[TheDrumbtr]

This song plays when I hit my stride.

[TheDonwea1]

37 People don't have balls right now.

[Lithemasterofmetal]

@TheDonwea1 ya lolz dey ams dildos XD

[dafoof]

i think 2765 people need to crush 37 sets of balls!

[slipknotsblade]

cant believe deahklock has the balls not to make this into a 4 minute song !!!!!!!! might haave to crush em now