Black Jesus Answers YOUR Stupid Ass, Vol. 1

[mbproject21]

LOL joker!!

[PremeDeville]

well let me get my blessing in black Jesus

[AirSandFire]

Dem nostrils.

[232Sama]

Yo Bla¢k Jesus Funny azz hell

lol he ¢hilled wit the hood and the good fire lol Keep it up bra and ¢heck out my videos tell me what jesus think ya digg

[LiamBenIsrael]

Jesus is Black According to the Bible. He had the hair of wool and skin of polished brass. Read Revelation Chapter 1 verse 14-15Brass is brown. According to the Bible Blacks , Hispanics, Native American Indians are the Israelites or Jews according to the bible. But this man who is playing the White Jesus is a dumb simple Negroe who needs to repent

[mariussteaua88]

:))



[rhymesgalore81]

LOOKS LIKE SEAN P!

[Burnellification]

Although this shit is so hilarious its honest, this is real shit jesus be talking about.

[bigK2345]

You know, Jesus really is black.

[GXLFcomics]

dude are you high?

[sosickwiddit]

-why do fat girls smell like doritos? can you answer me this question black jesus?

[muhammadisasissy]

Studies of the modern Negroe. Chapter 4: Due to an error in design, your basic nigga was equipted with a mouth & vocal chords. His most often used phrases seem to be "Muh Dick" ,"whers ma money hoe", "dat ain my kid bitch" & "is yoo my Daddy". Peace out muh Nigga brothers. P.S. dont forget to drink more cough syrup. You will surely go further in life. Praise Jebus

[robertillotelevision]

THIS NIGGA IS HILLARIOUS TO ME!

[NiceAndSmooth247]

"Most black muthafuckas got nigga in them and they kno it. I dont giv a fuck what they tell u". Haha so truee!!!

[NiNE0NESiXMAMi]

lmao, i fuxx wit black jesus! he da truth.

[Qwest2008]

How can I present you some ideas? Please email me back

[fraudster111]

umm imma go fuck with black jesus so that i can get a new whip.

[TINAGUTTAH]

jesus did chill with sinners.

[TAX357]

Im Over there were they smokin good @ Fuck w/ me One Time lol

[onedeep4lyfe]

already my nigga u on some real as shit thats whats good

[sirshagswell]

shut up tom

[UndeadOutbreak]

my nigga keeping it real

[blindant]

this guy is just a pussy - he copied reverend x... youtube reverend x the real black jesus

[nicholasgeranios]

ya made me laugh but....your fkin crazy

[skyblue45678]

i see you one eye'd jimmy keep on fck'n w/me.. i'll give you dat other eye muthafucka. <lmao.

kill me.

this nigga is funny.

&YES! you should change yo name to nigga jesus! clearly you ain't black!! YOUSE a NIGGA! lmao.

[augustin09]

Black Jesus is right about being in the hood LOL!

[elvis316]

i didnt even need to finish this video to favorite. epic!

rock on black jesus!

[imaStonesGirl]

Thanks for the share lol!!!

[Wilmrbadguy]

Damn that was funny as hell

[AdrianBaxter]

"I See you oneEyeJimmy. Keep f&%#in' wit me, believe and have faith, and I'll give that other eye Muthaf&%#a..." LOL

[theNikeFace]

i love that part.

[goodbye130]

haha you need to make a show this shit kills me black jesus is the shit

[mrcjdamac]

dat nigga iz stupid oh god nigga u izz funny as helllllllllll

[DallAzTxStatZ]

rahami5 ......Nigga Howw Daa Fuxx U Buy CraCk An Ya Stupihd Ass Bought cut uhp peanuts ahah U Knoww u a bad Drug deallAa tAlKN BOu 44 caliber NNiggA U aintt Gon Do SHyddd

[suppergnarfursure]

Gotta tell you, I didnt believe in jesus or god untill i discovered your videos. Then I puffed on a fat blunt and put it all in perspective. And i have one thing to say. Black Jesus Stomps On All You Bitch Niggas.

[rahimi5]

Black Jesus,

I bought some crack off a nigger I didn't know. It turned out to be a fucking cut up peanut! I'm going to cap that motherfucker for that shit. What do you think I should do? Do you think I should teach that coal black motherfucker a 44 caliber lesson?

[edpballa]

Big ups to black jesus.

My nigga go hard...shout out moses

[marvistamariner]

I'm sure if jesus was here today he'd be sayin' the same shit black jesus is sayin'

1. Stop bein' bitch niggas

2. Don't be hatin' on niggas cause they gettin' their shit together

3. Break bread and be happy

I've been fuckin' with Jesus for 12 years and ever since I've been feelin' holy spirit ever since. Not because that nigga give me shit but because I feel like I know somebody who would put it all on the line for a nigga, you feel me?

[mojimbox]

I wanna share a Blunt wit' my Lord and Savior, Black Jesus. Keepin' it real, for real.

[escapethisall]

honestly jesus being a thug from compton makes everything going on in the world so clear. epicurus once asked why god would create suffering purposely, and claimed if he willingly created it that he is in fact malevolent.

in fact, suffering is a result of neglect- black jesus, just like everyone- has other shit to do. the holocaust- a nigga couldnt drink out of a decent water fountain, so he was like shit where were you jew niggas when i was doin time on the cross?

[dzynone]

Genius.

[gianofer]

"Real niggas do real things!"

Where are the t-shirts?!

I'm rolling with Black Jesus!

[BlindsideUnion]

black jesus gave me hoes

[holla06]

he gave stupid niggas and hoes lol.

[R4WK]

I love black jesus, and you know what?

I believe.

Let's kick it sometime and break bread. <3

[kayelakay]

i fucking love ur videos i wanna meet u

ur awesome

[evesdrop8]

I love black Jesus!!!

[lacjr01]

Word to Black Jesus.. Cali niggas love you!!!

bless your boy one time..

[xjuxtapozx]

thanks black jesus for teaching me how to dance

[bymistakeofgod]

yo black jesus, what kind of weed do you smoke?

[tylerdurden187]

"I give ya that other eye." I'm gonna die laughing at this shit. Ha.

[BooteyMasta]

Look! The picture on the wall behind him is crying tears of blood! He must be Jesus!!! LOL!

[darriusbrown1987]

Black JESUS IS MY NIGGA. FUCK WIT YA BOY

[dropscience]

i fucks with black jesus. he turned my cell phone back on!

[killerkevin1456]

black jesus is amazing.. big nose big lips..big heart

[stewpeezy72]

well you cod damn right i do muthafucka

[lilmizze5]

My Nigga Black Jesus

[501andStreetz]

"just for that, you got a brand new whip comin' your way"

LOL

[robynsegg]

You hit the nail on the head Black Jesus! 2000 years ago when a pompous religious leader asked Him, "Why do you eat, drink, & socialize w/ prostitutes, tax collectors, thieves, & whores? He responded: "I did not come into the world to call and heal the righteous but the sinners. Those who aren't sick don't need a doctor." Amen to that Black Jesus! Keep on keepin' on, 4 real! {{{{^_^}}}}

[NiinaSymone]

"I'll give you that other eye" LoL!!

[psychodeathmonkey]

Black Jesus is the man.

[Ragonz1Killzit]

yea um jesus i need a lambo! lemme know whats up... Amen lol

[cadeboi]

smoke sumthin bitch!

[MikeandToneRP]

Very Funny VideoGo to my channel for funny videos too!

watch?v=9h3cx9w-N94

[justinftm]

Black Jesus chills in Houston.

[cadeboi]

word? sounds like he's from houston.

[toorude369]

naw, from what streets he was saying, hes from LA

[Azzhole81]

There's only one Jesus what he did nobody could go through that so keep playing around and see what happens.

[mrdeejay]

wtf. you're a crazy person.

[toorude369]

oooh, whats gonna happen? what the hell are you talking about. self righteous fool. go watch joni lamb

[toorude369]

azzhole81 needs to chill and stop watching things that upset his soul

[xSk3MEx]

Black Jesus, whats the deal? I need some nice ass YEANS.

[kingbtone200777]

Whats Up Black Jesus You the truth my nigga. Keep yo head up and dont let none of them hater ass punk bitches fuck with you. P.S. What your opinion on that pussy ass nigga satan and yo pops. Why dont yall just lightning the fuck out that nigga ?

[LegacyDolla]

I watched most all of these. And in everyone the nigga really got a message. and the nigga spitting some real shyt. cuz jesus went to church, but he lived in the hoods and slums

[rdc1622]

God bless you, Black Jesus. You are one funny ass nigger!

[b17ek]

COCK DAMN RIGHT! black jesus is the man! i prayed that the other dude got that eye

[aztecoutback]

Nigga!

I am the mexican Jesus!!!!

or am i dude named Jesus from Mexico?

Black jesus is hell of funny!

[bwsclothing]

haha thats west really my nigga...

fuck these goofy niggaz tryin to speak up on yo hustle...

they still watchin

[LiveitO8]

oops i meant aaron Mc-Crude-r

[Mcelroy]

What up my nigga Jesus, he speaking the truth

[NoviPrep89]

Hilarious Black Jesus...Holla at a nigga. 1

[LiveitO8]

homie there has to be another paying gig you can get......i mean do you really like having white folks laughing at you not with you. One thing if you getting paid for it or it is your original material that you can parlay into a sucessful career.......but dont look like it.

[cocoabononohead]

What are you talkin' about? This guy has had at least 2-3 successful syndicated series with "The Boondocks" on Cartoon Network, plus an original comic and graphic novels of the same series.

Sounds like success to me.

[LiveitO8]

Who said I was talking about that aaron mcgrudr?

[cocoabononohead]

Aaron Mcgruder and Black Jesus aren't the same people, Mcgruder is the producer of these character segments. I find them hilarious, but to each their own.

Cheers...........

[LiveitO8]

you don't say....aaron mc-crude-r and black jesus are not the same! who woulda thunk it! and you would think this is funny.......and me thinks you should read before u respond...starting at the original comment

[5ive30]

i partially understand what your saying - but at the same time we cant always use white people's response to our humor as a barometer for whats acceptable. worrying about how white people will respond shouldnt be your main concern (and its a bit uncle tom-ish). This material is meant to be taken as a joke - a social commentary... there is a message behind it. Anyone who is familiar with Aaron Mcgruders work should know this. The problem is there are alot of ignorant ppl who take this literally.

[LiveitO8]

sooooo whack!

[BRAZEN08]

"Blackness" comes from melanin, it is natural.

[durang77]

too funny!

[aztecoutback]

I have a question BLACK JESUS, since you stay in CPT, Do you ever run into MEXICAN JESUS?

[thecapone45]

lol, mexican jesus,

[cokeandbuns]

jesus doooooing blogs!!!!!!!!!

im gna go to hell for LMAO

[l0nniejac0]

Lmao Nigga Jesus ....that's some funny shit

[FR33STYL3MiNDZ]

Black Jesus Dawg You Da Shit

[Modacolorist]

I am gonna give you that other eye. lol hahhahaahah

[kingBigL3]

LMAO... Where did Jesus hang out at? too fuckin funny...

[mcsCUBAd]

Can I call you slick back for short?

Noo its like a tribe called quest, you say the whole thang

Its A Pimp Named Slick Back

it aint N**** Jesus, Its Black Jesus

Jesus was black, Ronald Regan is the devil and the government is lyin bout 9-11

The revolution rocks on

Stay black, Black Jesus

SUPPORT THE TROOPS N****!!!

(PS I edited this shit cause Im a white N**** and i dont wanna piss no N****s off)

wait??? Black Jesus help me i think i pissed some N****s off. save me Black Jesus

[mesme236]

hi black jesus. im a big fan of yours....NOT! fuckin faggot im gonna hunt you down call me judas , black judas NIGGUAH!!!!! IM UR PRIVATE UNCLE RUCKUS , IM GONNA RAPE YOU

[rockdiga]

I kinda understand what the fuck you sayin but.........FUGGGGGG DAT. lol hahahaahah

[WurDaKashAt]

dis nigga tru

[mind1987]

OK this white dude said something funny and once again gay lol and FYI im not black

[2inchtube]

I'm a white guy so i know i ain't worth shit of coarse. Doesn't that bug your concious a little?

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Well any how, the Jesus in the Bible showed me he knows our wicked hearts, and so he walked in an Arabic brown skin.

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Did so for us all so we won't miss salvation. gregn

[echidna1987]

This dude is mad funny 5 stars.

[dajoker1122]

My nigga! black jesus iz dat nigga...fuk wat they heard he da word!! lol

[nockie85]

Black Jesus... You Dat Nigga.... Hands Down.. Anyone NOT Fucking with you iz a STRAIGHT BITCH and if they dont like it FUCK EM Right in the ear wit a sick dick... Shit! I Fucks wit cha.........

[SelisBlackTube]

BllllAAACCCKKK JEESSSUUSS!!!! I'm wit you.. We gotta shake these haters on '09 my nig...

p.s. can you put a rush on my tax return this year? right on!!! i mean Amen..

[JazzSoFlyy]

why muthafuckas taken dis shit to da heart? it's COMEDY, bitches!!! laugh some muthafuckin time cause i am LMAO Black Jesus!

L.A.(323, 310 etc.) what's jerkin???

[carbs101]

I don't know why people are leaving negative feedback on this channel. It's comedy. Your suppose to laugh. This guys video should be on the front page. Secondly, I have a problem with some people. If you read the bible, and if you look at the facts, there is a good chance that Jesus was never white. In fact, he was a Jew but not a WHITE Jew like Jon Stewart or Jerry Seinfeld. Also, the reason why his videos are so good is that he does bring the right message but just in a comical way.

[ultimateuchiha1]

shyt lol....

[Dragonmyth69]

Much love, Black Jesus. I know my inner-niggah.

[TislamTheGreat]

Peace,

DOPE! This has to be the best channle I have found yet.

PEACE

[p33rpr3ssur3]

ahhhh shit...nigga you is so stupid for this...hahahahah...soo mufuckin stupid...LMFAO!!!!

[dertyjerzian]

best videos ever. it feels almost icky since its sacralig-y to 2Pac :x Everybody remembers 2pac, right? These videos are awesome man.

[Demoncleanerrr]

a product of your environment??? could you sound anymore pathetic...???? what a piss poor excuse for being a loser.

[agapereign]

People like this is why I changed my race to "other".

[harddivej]

omfg romffl

[domehole]

you sir are a fucking moron it's a joke and really oh you're so cool because you changed you're race on myspace

[AdamAllred]

I'm all about putting some stupid shit on the internet... but this is fucking beyond stupid. Somebody should take away his camera... on second thought, his internet will probably cut off soon due to the lack of bills he pays.

[filhodovento20]

Of course its stupid, thats why it's funny, the people making these vids purposely make it stupid...

[supercoolDeeJay]

your a dick head you lil dick ass white boy..my president is black... and yours too and he dont pay no bills in the white house. so you hold that matha fucker...... whats good black jesus i got your back nigga halla at me..

[AdamAllred]

Yeah... and I voted for that President. See, people like you take everything the wrong way. I don't hate black people... and I never said I hated black people. I just hate this hypothetical version of a black person, that gives the whole race a bad name. I date an African American lady. But she doesn't "front" like she's from the ghetto and speak unhuman slang. It's all about education. And judging from your typing and grammar skills, you are in NEED of it. Obama will hopefully help you!

[wickedvahndyl]

I hear what you're saying. The prob is that some people take it seriously and some people take it as a joke. We should all just laugh at it and enjoy it for what it is.

[cable501]

And next on the tour is a shining example of how to prove you are a moron on the internet.

[ThatGuy1116]

i didnt understand a single thing u said..sry? but in all honesty i think the white people who truly run the country allowed him in. they realize the nations going to shit so they let barrack in and figure, americans are dumb enough to wear if something happens they wont vote for another black man as president. so theyre kinda killing 2 birds with one stone. i mean if he does good then goodshit but if not then they win.

[bunktown]

he looks like Andre 3000's dad....

[pokermon87]

I appreciate you BLACK JESUS!

[Poetryisalive]

You're cool and er'thang but you should wear a Nappy Afro. Fuck that straight hair shit. Word!

[LadyDay89]

This is the shit my baby lol. Lovin it!

[evilyn81]

who is the actor playing blk jesus...anybody know?

[dmaster2]

Ain't no acting.

[mobillionaire64]

lol black jesus be that shit

[JesusFuckedYourMom]

word niga? fo' reezy inda jeezy poppin' an lockin the hope fo' change mah nigguh? niggity wiggity nigga?

[DoktorSick]

word is born son.

Black Jesus is on point.

you smoke good with black jesus!

[Mobroz]

Asian jesus could beat up black jesus.

[xklaudx]

lol "well ur cock dam right"

[TheReluctantGeisha]

cot.  not cock.

cot.

[skettcharmstrong]

"Im over where they smoking good at. Come find me!"-Now thats the Jesus that I know! You can bet Ill be praying for that next blunt.

[b17ek]

lol so "jesus is my homeboi" lol

[skettcharmstrong]

Black Jesus is my "nigga".

[AVOLITE]

Black Jesus ....

That would be an awesome band name.

[Omni999]

Black Jesus... this dude here is too funny!

[cashawnt125]

I love you, Black Jesus.

[SeptemberGroup]

Water 2 YAK...priceless!!!! Comedy Central wishes they could air this shyt, big as Chappelle...Adult Swim be runnin' "Son of GOD" promos, put it right b'tween Family Guy and American Dad

[VBSK8TV]

hah hah black jesus be chillin' on them blunts. then he turn the water into wine. og baller

[KawaiiDemons]

Everytime I watch any of these I die laughing! Yo, happy belated bday Black Jesus!

[rockdiga]

OMG..IT'S COMEDY!!!!...lighten up, please!!

PEOPLE PLEASE!!!.....it seems ANYONE who carries a Bible wants to be Billy Grahm!!! DAMN!!!

<<Correct sir

[centurion73]

My Nigga Black Jesus, Happy Birfday Black Jesus

thank you spreading the real word to all.

[honeybeezybaby]

nigga need some chapstick badly...

[baddestgirleva08]

hahahahaha...lol dat was funny

[ournewthing]

Not true! Watch the video and see for yourself that Jesus is black and real.

HEATHEN!

[robinlue2008]

what video? "HEATHEN"

[whyglide]

dyin' laughing...thanks my man for posting some funny stuff i've ever seen...prostitutes, winos, and crackheads...lmao

[blsed1]

Im over there where they smokin good at....lol!

[nicksorr]

OMG!!! Ppl. IT'S COMEDY...lighten up!!!

Anyone and EVERYONE who carries a Bible wants to be the authority on Christian Theology...!!! DAMN!!

[nicksorr]

OMG>> Ppl. PLEASE!!! IT'S COMEDY...lighten up!!!

A parody on urban culture and "Black" Americn Christianity..an interpretation of religious Dogma, coupled with attitudes, held by radical Afrocentric views held by some ppl. during the 1960's and 70's...Hence, the nostalgic "black exploitative" 70's them music during the opening intro of this clip...

[anarchious88]

I KNO

[nicksorr]

OMG..IT'S COMEDY!!!!...lighten up, please!!

This clip is just someone's interpretation of contemporary black culture, reflecting the attitudes and beliefs certain individuals have on Black Christianity and urban culture: an interpretation on religious Dogma, coupled with cultural stereotypes, attitudes, and misinterpretations, stemming from radical pro-black, Afrocentric views of the 1960's and 70's...

PEOPLE PLEASE!!!.....it seems ANYONE who carries a Bible wants to be Billy Grahm!!! DAMN!!!

[jmydn]

this gotta be some of the funniest shit i ever seen.... this shit classic

[azeime]

WELL U COCKDAM RIGHT I DO

[OneEyeJimmyBivins]

Good look wit the shout out my nigga i still fucks wit u

[DanOblacksmith]

Racist crap.

[bens2777]

how much wood could a work chuck chuck if a work chuck could chuck norris?