BEER ON THE NEWS! Gnooze Special Report - August 1, 2009

[ClubMistafied]

¥T

[222wildbill]

She's so CUTE!

[tomwoppit]

pacifico....made.in.mazatlan..­.mexican.beer...made.by.the.ge­rmans.really....

but.great.beer...

who.are.you??.gnooze....jaja..­..I.get.it..(sorry.a.little.sl­ow)

you.are.the.best.....I.am.stil­l.lol...

keep.it.up!!

[maximumvalues]

Marta,, how come yer MIA ... what up?

[SGDeGalvez]

marta, would ya go out for a few drinks with me??

[MrTokusatsuFan]

Marta Costello, I hope you're doing alright from this last video to your current hiatus. I really love your funny & wacky news and I know all of your fans and I miss you very much. We're wishing you and your gnooze staff the best.....

[lioshenka]

I prefer the Pisswasser beer from the fictional world of GTA!

[Vercingetorix1313]

YOUR GODANMEDRIGHT! THERE SHOULD BE CITRIS WITH THAT!

[DJM0ZZY]

budwiser is Germen, and its originally called (Budweis) americans steal everything even bear companies.

[disappearences]

He grow up

[lmcdowall]

Pacifico sucks, Bud sucks, The skinny dip is a good beer, Becks is good beer, red stripe is meh not good not bad.

[datzfast]

are you dead?

[stargirlsusan]

I miss ur show ;(

Hope ur doing fine;)

[Tressco]

Could need some gnooze...

[manahan27]

Marta come back!!! Not even farewell.. I mean if that was part of the joke getting drunk for your last episode... It's not very funny!!! Do a come back special old school style. Like a reunion type show with you and all your personalities from the past, that would be hilarious... Please do a remember when show then come back full time!!! You are great, and we need our gnooze!!!

[KISSArmyMax522]

you sound like Zooey Deschannel

[Cliffbrock]

I miss you show. You are awesome ! --:)Rod

[mdrick1]

I miss you Marta.

Please come back.

Lunch is not the same anymore......

[Nichen]

Damn it Marta COME BACK!!!!

[claytonvon]

this was the last one???

[opieprzona]

So R.I.P...

hang it...

[jsdecena]

You are missed! I need my gnooze...looks like I'm out of the loop since last August. You need to come back!

[REWHBLCAIN]

Obama must had one of his socialist commie pinko silly boys take her out.

[falconwings1982]

Miss your show. Hope all is going well :-)

[profesas]

Marta, where did you go?

[SGDeGalvez]

marta=lady GAGA???

[TheHounddog2020]

Hey Marta,

I was hoping to see you back doing the Gnooze in 2010. Guess that must be a good day job you got. Good luck in the New Year.

[opieprzona]

What's going on actually?? Why there wasn't any of Gnooze production for so long? I miss.

[wilsonpwt]

You are missed, Marta.

[mrtrivates]

Wow your voice is very versatile. I really enjoy your shows. Do more.

[SGDeGalvez]

who wants to party with marta >8-]

[btigtime2]

Are you dead? Where are you.

[olecodjur]

Marta... we miss you... where did you go????

[davids11131113]

DAMN 3 sips of beer and hammered! The ultimate date.

[paralleldivergence]

Hi! Wherever the heck you are... **thank you** so much for all you've done. You're unique and fun... and lightened my days - with NEWS for god's sake!!!!

Anyway. Thanks. I hope you're well.

[disappearences]

Maaartaaa!

Come back!

We believe you all.

[hounddog21]

Have we seen the last of Marta and Gnooze? Day job just taking up too much time?  What can we do to help get you back on?

[audadvnc]

Marta and Gnooze FTW! Yay - love how you get squiddley all within one post!

Hurry back - we do miss you.

[mittius8]

We all miss you........

[stealthgerm]

i miss you too

[justaoldslave]

Hello Marta, Your a little hottie. What a pretty little smile.

[jx14aby]

Marta,

Too much shit is happening that you're not talking about. Do it in tee shirts and kitchen lights. I don't care.

[chena3]

funnie girl

come home

[airborne373]

I'd like to drink a beer with Marta.

[jx14aby]

Now there's an idea.

[SGDeGalvez]

who wnats to get marta drunk??? >8-]

[jx14aby]

Me too.

[Cliffbrock]

Super-------Where are you---no videos ? 5 stars --:)Rod

[dsmoya31410]

Marta, we miss you.

[MANABUR]

bee from japan is very good although !!

[GuyFawkes2008]

is marta pregnant?

[gbclr]

if marta had her own show on comedy central she could give steven colbert a run for the money.

[2004JETTA]

it has been too long Marta come back!!

[mostradicalmanever]

gnooze, don't leave!

Come back Marta!

[johnsmdm]

gnoooze keep your nose out of jews business maam got it hunh!

[dustywood]

I love the Michelle comment.

And the safe beer bud was a great guess.

[ChowPanToon]

Smart and funny. Need more like you.

Oh and give me a big hello :)

[joeseth05]

Ladies and gents, this is why politics is supposed to be men's business - women just can't bear alcohol

JK :D

[drywall15]

where is my gnooze?... I'm missing my gnooze... all my favorite channels are going away T_T... come back... I love your show

[jx14aby]

Marta, I can't live without you. Please come back. All is forgiven.

[origana3]

Marta forgive me abandoned alone forsaken.

[Tressco]

Are you alright...?

[motorolarules]

you funny

[lolsavage]

ur the best funny lol

[scottmhoward]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaarta. Where are you? I miss your gnooze. =(

[jx14aby]

I miss you marta.

[chena3]

where is

the funnie girl.....

[wlmtopsportsman]

Classic, just classic!!! LOL

[USAallDAY911]

LOL funny shit! I like Becks out of those 4. Love your channal. BYE

[greenwoodtea]

You are so sexy when you are drunk!! hahaha

[ashkan16]

hahahahaaaaa

[redbrest]

Your Even pretty as a drunk. Good Job Marta, Go eat some TUNA wer killing em like rats

[quovardiss]

He He, so silly Marta.

[Squarerig]

Telling it like it is!

[x19o]

lush.

[DookofHDP]

I love Red Stripe!!!! And recommend trying Becks Dark, which is amazingly drinkable (not thick and overly filling) for a dark beer.

Your hair looks awesome! Though the bangs were cute, I think the current do is sexier. Just sayin'. :)

[Moviebro]

Youtube has gone down hill big time and Gnooze keeps me coming back. You made my day Marta, you always do.

I want to get drunk with you Marta. lol

[BilliLovesMargot]

hilarious!

[roccman2003]

bravo!!!

[zqueenbean]

Cheers!

[Gamefr3Q]

LOL i noticed you changed around some of the wayits done! what happened to the rambling at the end and the AND THATS TOdAYS NEWS thats like my favorit part

[mike8494]

Love it Marta I have had all that beer before :-) Mike....

[gunzorro]

Nice One-Take on the beer drinking segment!!! :)

[djbuck1]

Marta! No clean glass for each drink? Let go of undergrad Marta. Let gooooo . . .

[anmoose]

LMAO!! Now that's a beer summit done the RIGHT way.

You didn't miss it at all, Marta. But I guess maybe you forgot about that amazing dance routine you did on the VIP table?.....

[Billy982810]

Thanks for that. Made my day. cheers

[chena3]

beer wench...

[Cubicleboy04]

Bwahahaha! Hilarious! :D

[BretterThanRealLife]

Five stars for excellent journalism.

The beer summit is possibly one of my favourite things that's happened in ages.

[Thedutchrules]

Gnooze!!

[SonomaDave1]

I needed a good laugh tonight Marta and you delivered! Thanks!

[brian423]

For a drunk, you do a good Obama impression.

[rabblt]

Loved this one. Next time grab a bigger glass :D

[MrBeJeCa95]

Lol, i hope this video doesnt effect your future of being a television news ancor

[caverly]

you are awesome fun , Marta .

you're invited to our home for our next beer-news fest.

loving y-o-u ......

[RobMon2012]

You should have tried the Swedish beer "Pripps Piss"! It contains 1 part stale urine, 1 part child saliva and 1 part stomach acid from the swedish actor Peter Stormare.

[FrogKillr]

No more booze 4 U!!!

[cosmicjackpot]

cute

[patricegfr]

oh no, I am sick with laught! Bravo

[geekyvince]

think you had too much fun with this one lol.

[wntoply6]

lucy revisited in 2009!

[kong19hong]

how many takes did they take?? :)

[moneyman21219]

One of your more amusing videos.  Good job!

[BardWithoutATune]

W-W-Wheresh da G-G-G-Guinesh?!

[Tressco]

Cheers!

[profesas]

Awesome journalism

[ydyammo]

Everyone knows American beer is like making love in a canoe. ;)

[dud808]

True, They're both f*cking close to water!

[ydyammo]

;)) Long live Monty Python

[w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9]

i heard that he told Californians that they were stupid for pushing to legalize pot?! does that mean we can look forward to a "Bong" summit??

[Diasfu]

You should make your own tv news channel!

[sliverhi]

Nice!

[philblunt420]

they should have done keg stands

[WileyCoyote69]

Hahahahahahaha.

{Burp...}

Hahahahahahaha.

I deshided to join you {Burp} in drinking, Martha. Er. Marta.

[RoyalDemonforChrist]

why do you make me fall in love with you marta?

[ZachsMind]

Where I come from, we don't drink beer out of shot glasses. It's wholly impossible to suitably get tanked drinking beer by the shot. Shots are strictly for hard liquor, and even then you need several dozen of them lined up down the bar. The only proper way to get drunk with beer is by the keg.

[skwiggs]

lmao

[lisasimpson]

haha I know, right?

Awesome journalism! Award-winning!!

[ujdo]

Kegger News - The next generation of news for this administration. I bet they wouldn't have to bail this one out.

Do you realize with Biden and Obama there and the party turned deadly, Pelosi would be running the country! Now I need a drink!

[darvin1023]

best news video ive ever seen. 5 stars

[captainspaulding17]

I think in the "E True Hollywood Story" on Marta Costello, this video will mark the turning point in your life where you began openly drinking in all your videos. soon your videos will just be 3 minutes of you sleeping next to dumptsers. and then Marta's "Gnooze from rehab" series lol

[datzfast]

fuck Obama, 2 more drinks and i think Marta might have taken her top off.

[P00P0STER0US]

I think the beer idea was pretty clever. Absurdly symbolic but whatever, it's politics through and through.

[sg15z]

Yay beer! lol

[BeyondWrittenWords]

Bud is literally watered down copy of the original European Budweiser, it also tastes and looks like a horses urine before and after drinking it. It's Americans fav beer, then again Bush was their favourite pres too. What comes to Obama, he's too European (intelligent) to get a 2nd term.

[JimmerSD]

(sigh) Marta and Beer! What could be better!

[MillionthUsername]

In Afghanistan, they do their summits with heroin.

[BigAndTall666]

Ceske Budvar should kick budweissers ASS!

[peterscottfrost]

That's just great journalism! I want your job.

[AgentGhost]

This is your best video yet.

[darien217]

Let's go drinking!!!!

[DavosLogos]

Ow yea BELGIAN beer, best there is.

[jx14aby]

Marta, brilliant!

[freekeyet]

HI Marta, another great episode!

[Squirelbutt]

I was waitin for the punchline if she would fall backwards or puke off camera. :D

[citizenkong]

Beersssss!

[strav12]

ROFL - and SOOOO elitist!

[scottmhoward]

lol @ "marta costella" when you're off the screen.

Funniest gnooze ever! =D

[AfricanMadman]

Costello, you...are...the....greatest!

This is just gold! Pure GOLD! I'm Fav'ing this and I'll join you in this "beer referencing".....

Better get some pork rinds as well...

[Twostones69]

That Belgium beer from Fort Collins colorado makes a great soak for bratwurst. Speaking of soaking, what is more fun a drunk professor, drunk cop, or a drunk journalist? I like the intro and i'm sober. This was fun to watch and i bet fun to make too.

[jettbugg]

....just love you and your broadcast!  I think the beer or you is getting to me!

[ndvuncle]

Damn. I thought you were going to get all "girls gone wild".

[CousinoMacul]

You gave that 'IMPORTANT' news topic the classy coverage it deserved. :-P

[midgetman433]

lol... did she get drunk halfway?

[fghnpoma]

LMAO!!!

That was great gal!!

[Loreki]

You should do drunk more often. Its surprisingly amusing.

[StarrJaded]

You crack me up girl! :)

[redtorino]

If I remember correctly, "Bud" is now foreign-owned.

[StarrJaded]

I do know they sold out right before the economic 'crash'.

[CousinoMacul]

Yes, the multi-national corporations are taking over.

[redtorino]

Cute intro.....