David Letterman's top 10 questions you would ask John McCain

[CountryHouseGent]

Uhmm. American humour, it's a skill.

[earthpro9]

Yea, and look how much his campaigning and going on Jay Leno did him. You can't expect someone nominating a fascist as his running mate and get elected, even being a republican !...

[drgnarm]

Who WOULDN'T choose campaigning over being on Letterman? <_<

[Alex618mir]

Palin love moose nuggets and beaver jerky

[mroneoftheguys]

Poor Dave...he was so hurt that old man John didn't come to his show...poor left wing nut old man....that is the reason for this weak list that is and wasn't the least bit funny..............

[earthpro9]

I'm not a democrat or republican, I'm an American, but come on, if you're a republican you have to have a good since of humor, after all you did vote for George W. and you listion to the funniest man on radio Rush Hudson Limbaugh III. I always wonder if the first two were as stupid as the third?...

[hockey3761]

we need more people like you. I am always in doubt with people sometimes but thank you!!i dont get how people listen to Rush and take him seriously

[santanaramostarango]

I'll always laugh at this stuff! democrat or republican!

[wittyvegan]

Number one question should have been:

Sarah Palin? Are you fucking kidding me?

[arod325]

oh please, the old man would have died before his inauguration.

[santanaramostarango]

LOL! But I'm not talking about that! I mean that Mccain would've had better policies!

lmao died before...

[RobynLAshton]

what with fuckin sarah palin as vice.

[Prka01]

Look, I don't want to get into a Mcain vs Obama debate, the election is over. But I have to point out one thing to you, and if you have any common sense you will agree with me. One thing that Mcain could have done, it was a possibility, was: die soon after the election. And I don't think the world is ready for another trigger happy nutcase with an IQ of a jellyfish with his/her finget on that red button.

[Prka01]

I can see it unfolding as I type this... "Uuuu, shiny." "Sarah no!" and those would be some of the last words ever uttered on our planet for a long long time.

[olstar18]

And what about the possibility of her censoring books. She already fired a librarian for refusing to censor books whats to say she wouldn't do something like that if she became president. I really hope we get a serious woman candidate soon and not another hitlary or palin.

[Pythomyst]

LMAO

[tbone597]

tough crowd..........

[losing2]

Letterman is not as funny when hes mad

[chaitnath]

...got to love Letterman...lol!

[eewarze]

whats the name of the song they played at the end?

[megaramusic]

lol

[adamsonxxfifteen]

Hilarious :)

[bulgarianmimi]

LOVE!!!

[dahak8875]

Oh shit this was too funny!

[pingpongking]

Boston Tea Party all the way!! Charles Jay for Prez '08!! (he's only on the ballot in a couple states lol)

[deldelgary]

McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his "spiritual guide," Rod Parsley, believes America's founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a "false religion." McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God's punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church "the Antichrist" and a "false cult."

[deldelgary]

McCain's one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes! Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a "second job" and skip their vacations.

[deldelgary]

John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has "evolved," yet he's continued to oppose key civil rights laws.

[spm228]

" this is president bush...whats all this trouble with the economy?" the dumb ass would say somethings like that!!! lol

[tschnibb]

When did he ever say something like that?

[midnightbomber1965]

i hear letterman has written a new book. top 10 things osama bin obama yelled out while pumping my can. a love list. lol i dont even watch the commie prick anymore.

[lillyahoo]

Hmm, if you don't watch him anymore, how are you here leaving ignorant comments?

[malxmusician212]

RACIST LOSER!!!!!

[tooberwoober]

Racist? What is racist about this. Look up the word racist.

Idiot.

[malxmusician212]

dude, osama bin obama? seriously, that's comparing him to terrorist that's racist cause he's taking advantage of his name

[obeone21]

buddy are you still mad about 9/11....fuck you, america deserves 100 9/11's bitch, fuck you and your government bitch, how you wanna start a war with islam when you cant handel afghanistan and one man!

[jaymont1984]

you're a jackass obeone

[ihateuutube]

shouldn't it be "obama bin laden"? or are you too stupid to even figure that one out?

[Salladsdressing]

Are you fucking kidding me?

So just because his name sounds different he can be connected to a terrorist?

You are an IDIOT!

[ihateuutube]

well, i was replying to the guy who wrote "osama bin obama", which is just retarded.

[Salladsdressing]

ahh! didn't see that! In that case, HE is an idiot! =)

Greetings from Sweden!

[xzfunnyjokeszx]

ihateuutube, your one ignorant racist son of a bitch .

[Paulwhoisvegan]

@Salladsdressing Now what do you have to say?

[psycadelicpscreamer]

They arent the entire thing is hilarious

[riklrik]

why is it that the bottom half of the top ten list is usually funnier than the top half?

[NashTheBlade]

Hi this is Sarah Paldin, does this mean I'm parsident?

LAWL

[ciaoamica]

AWESOME!!! I'm not watching Jay Leno anymore! OMG Letterman is a riot!

[RockBebe18]

OMG!!! i love this video ... the sad part is that no. 1 is sooo true!!!  lol

[alextomich]

I like david's top 10 videos

[Slashedvelvet87]

lol number 5

[sebastianudovids]

increible calidad gracias x subirlo

saludos

[thebigD177]

that has very very very funny

[RatRaceAce]

The way it looks is, Obama would like to bring tax benefits to 95% of Americans, while McCain would like to use public funds to provide more benefits to corporate fatcats who would then create a financial meltdown through greedy and irresponsible behaviour and then expect to be bailed out with even more handouts and bonuses.

[Crushed26]

LOL!!!!

[YukiIsoya08]

If McCain wins, I'll have no hope left for America.

[crazypianist1234]

If Obama wins, I'll have no hope left for taxed enough already New Jersey.

[niemanickurwa]

You earn more than $250,000? What do you do for a living?

[crazypianist1234]

Oh please. The healthcare cost will raise taxes more than I can stand. New Jersey has one of the highest tax rates out of any state. My parents are currently paying $10,000 a year on just property tax. That doesn't even count hugely overgrown income tax, or the 7% sales tax that we have. We cannot stand anymore tax hikes. Government needs to be consolidated not inflated.

[niemanickurwa]

So you don't earn more than $250,000 then?

Cos that's where the tax hike is going to be.

"Government needs to be consolidated not inflated."

lol Have you been paying attention the last week?

[pmacgilli]

The difference is people benefit from healthcare. Anyway, I would like to hear how taxes are going to be raised to pay for healthcare. You have insurance right? Oh and btw, the Iraq war has already cost much more than universal healthcare would have.

[ThomasStillbranch]

yeahhhh true, but universal healthcare is soooo shitty

[wimscheers]

No, it's not.

[ThomasStillbranch]

well tell cuba and china that

[wimscheers]

You must be kidding. Let's ask Sweden or Canada. Or any other country without some corrupt dictatorial regime running it, but where the government has seen the cost/profit ratio on healthcare and F*ed outdated principles for a far more efficient and democratic system.

[ThomasStillbranch]

income taxes would increase and private insurance companies may be put out of the health care administrative business

[wimscheers]

income taxes would increase Universal healthcare is far more cost efficient. The total cost for this system it way lower than the average insurance that tries weasel out of any payment for the sake of profit once trouble comes around. private insurance companies may be put out F* em. Either they incorporate in the more government controlled system OR they keep their quality high enough to appease the rich.

[ThomasStillbranch]

damn, your right

O_o

[wimscheers]

My God, I won the internetz. In the USA people have a really weird idea of universal healthcare, socialism and other 'leftist' ideas. The 'we're the greatest in the world' and 'we hate the commies' mentality keeps people from looking at the idea in the first place. Take a look at Michael Moore's 'Sicko' if you have the chance, great attack on private health care insurance companies.

[ThomasStillbranch]

thanks il check it out :)

[nabecaydim]

you deserve everything you get in america. people dying and health companies going rocket high.

[apollodionysus7]

Checkout their positions; Obama will reduce taxes for almost all of those who earn less than 250,000 a year. McCain's cuts are for large corporations and also mainly for those earning more.

So you'd probably pay less, not more, with Obama.

[andrewazarias]

Letterman was seriously pissed.

Note to McCain campaign: try to refrain from pissing off a talk show host who gets millions of viewers every night and who has the capacity to bash you for an hour and possibly endorse another candidate.

[aweha]

Love dave, he's the best.

[bulgarianmimi]

DELICIOUS.

[esoterica77]

Do we reeeeeallly want another president who lies soooo easily? And so stupidly?? I mean, c'mon!! Is he so unfamiliar with modern technology (computers, ok/e-mail, ok) but TV too(?) that he didn't know the nation could simply flip the channel and discover him getting made up for a live "soft" interview w/Couric? Where's his character? courage? trustworthiness?..... Not to mention, intelligence?

[harvardrussell]

Okay... cute, but really? Would Dave had attacked John if he had made the show? No he would not have. So John cancels (stupid move) but, Dave comes off like a whiner...just like he did with OPRAH. Remember her... he was ruthless as hell until she came on. Sorry, but Dave cries a little.

[niemanickurwa]

I think you're missing the point.

"Would Dave had attacked John if he had made the show? No he would not have."

No, but then if someone keeps their obligations then why would he?

You don't think McCain looks like just a little bit of an asshole for canceling this interview, saying it was so he could rush to Washington for the financial crisis, but going to another interview and not actually going to Washington until the next day?

You really don't see anything wrong with that?

[petarro]

America is falling, Yet, you vote for McCrap?

[thugix]

McLame/Failin 08!!!!

[wemikelori]

Who are these 40% that still think grandpa is the best choice? Are you KIDDING me?

[Unkn0wnGuy]

Probably the same people who voted for bush... twice.

[tommyd110]

the elderly a.a.r.p. they don`t care about our future.

[oblivenous]

McCain FAILED before he picked that TROPHY PICK of a liar idiot. how'd the little weeklong boost for adding this "younger female plan" work out for ya? "what's that? 'FAAIIL'; you say?" LMAO!

what a great Top Ten, Dave; haven't been too into the whole "Late Night Shows" thing in quite awhile (recently got back into "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" for some real news 'cause local sucks. lol), but you still have it; my friend.

quick request though: LESS Paris Hilton types! lol

[naztynash]

A good x-mas gift for mccain should be that gadget back in the early 90's where it's purpose was to sound off "i'm falling and i can't get up".

[HearingDeaf]

McCain just jumped the shark!!

[constitutiongirl]

Way to go Dave!! Everyone make a contribution to Planned Parenthood in Palin's honor!!

[anonywho]

LOL...and I thought I couldn't let things go.

[Whitelock84]

McCain's campaign is falling down,

falling down,

falling down,

McCain's campaign is falling down,

Do not piss off Dave!!

[45564766]

McCain and Palin: FAIL.

"Thanks, wrinkly old white-haired dude!"

[blubrd951]

This is funny! hahahaha!! AND SOOOO TRUE!!

[TyredUvBS]

letterman sucks, watch leno instead

[granhelen]

totally making this go viral ;-)

[nativeHotgirl]

this is so kool!