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  • an just because it's that awesome, one m00:00re time! suit up! <3

  • whaddup !!!!!!! so cool i love barney hes the best

  • Why the f***k does he talk to hisself?

    :DD

  • The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt suit up

  • Barney: God , it is me ,Barney

    God: Wadup

    Barney: I know we don't talk much , but a lot of girls call out your name because of me.

    God: Awesome

  • why is he talking to himself????

  • 26 people don't have friends and spend their time watching videos to mention they don't like them. Please get a life.

  • klassiker!

  • Commme ooon! if you don't laugh it just seems mean!

  • i love that guy :))))

  • hahahahahaha

  • 26 people are sick in the head

  • Penny did the same in TBBT oO.. stealing jokes from HIMYM!

  • @AMRock777 no she said "wazzup"XD

  • Whaddup?

  • any1 else watched the thing on the wall behind him holding a gun?: O

  • Barney Stinson is talking to Neil Patrick Harris awesome!!!

    True Story ;)

  • press 88888888

  • why's he talking to himself?

  • 8 for whaddap!?

  • 8,4,5,7 'Nuff said.

  • 0:04

  • Hey God Freeman, it's me; Barney, from Black Mesa. Whaddap?

  • FAKE !! Barney.. it,s me God is right :D

  • 4, 8 = god... waddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?

  • 4,5,7 = God me Horny!

  • God, it's me, whaddap?

  • @gmk120 I don't know why, ask god....

  • Some people are Christians, some aren't. Get over it.

  • can someone tell these guys to just shut the fuck up and to start believing in the playbook instead of the bible GOD DAMN IT

  • @unclerico1993 I do believe in the playbook. I have a copy of it LOLOL

  • @unclerico1993 Are you crazy ?

  • @Iltis94 shut the fuck up, im not down to here your shitty ass stories about the bible

  • @Iltis94 HEY.........shut up

  • not funny, not funny at all... jesus...

  • hahah press 5 and then 6 one after the other!!!!

  • wenn ihr 3 gedrückt haltet bekommt er ne epeleptische attacke (achtet auf seine augen ) =)

  • press 8, ;D

  • please somebody tell which episode that is !!!

  • 3, 6, 8

  • Press 4 fast and look at his eyes xD

  • Horny God wadup?! XD

  • See? This is proof that god doesn't hate gays.

  • Press 8 FOR WHAT UP SPAM! :D

  • what episode is this from?

  • WUDUUUP 

  • 1 wait a little bit 8,

    God its me, bar? Whaddup?

  • 5,7,8 = Me horny, whaddap?

  • @SmutJunkie he's always horny

  • @SmutJunkie 6, 3, 8 ... Horny god, waddap o.o

  • @SmutJunkie AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA­aa

  • press 4 many times and he looks stoned :D

  • 2=1+1

    1=1-1

  • press 8 for 'what up'

  • I love this part :D

  • Press 5, then press 7 and he says ''Me Horny''

  • press 5 multiple times n see barney fallin asleep

  • what up

  • I love when his phones rings and he says "Hold on a minute, bro!" to god XDD

  • 6 words, 7 seconds enough to make me laugh!

  • muslims are all terrorists. there is no god.

    (i hope noone reacts to this awfully stupid comment, just trolling)

  • @Pravoizavlijesvijeta YOU TROLL, STUPID TROLL ! vidi se da si balkanac. XD

  • @Pravoizavlijesvijeta LOL (im muslim)

  • @Pravoizavlijesvijeta

    This comment is insensitive and extremely rude. While it may seem funny to you to disrespect others religions and support wild misconceptions it is not funny to me. If you want to troll, then please write something that will not make fun of others but yourself. Thank you.

    By the way, you spelled "no one" wrong.

  • @potatoesarehere cant you fuckin read you dumbass? i wrote down explicitly so NO ONE would reply to my comment. goddamn. dont you get the fuckin message. im being sarcastic referring to all those dumb trolls writing about moslems and discussing about the existence of god on this short video of amazingly funny barney stinson.

    and by the way my parents are muslim so that makes me that "yourself" you are talking about. that means i can make fun of myself.

    damn how dumb can people be. shiiit.

  • @potatoesarehere you are not allowed to laugh at barney… you are not awesome.

  • which episode is this?

  • How much i love Barney stinson in this movie...nairahub.com

  • Oh, for goodness sake - ONE mention of the word God and you all fly off the handle. Grow up and let it go.

  • ^^

  • EPIC!

  • hahahah, WHAT UP :'D

  • Soo CUTE *-* He's AWESOME in his SUIT!! xD

  • This is actually how I pray sometimes. And that was before I started watching this.

  • To the guys bitching below: God simply doesnt exist. Wadup

  • lol at the religious debates in this video's comments

    One thing's for sure:

    This guy can't be Catholic. He just can't...

  • Lmaoo

  • Only on the interent would a clip of How I met your mother result in a debate over the existence of God....

  • @WonderWoman114 There is nothing to debate over,lol.There is NO god :)

  • @SwarM713 gods exists in faith

  • @ocallaghan1916 God exists only in your mind,that's pretty much called science fiction :D

  • @SwarM713 no, he exists in faith, look 'faith' in wiki if you dont know

  • @ocallaghan1916 Yeh,that's the same shit like Harry Potter ,he only exists in the books/movies,same goes with "God" ,if people actually think that there's someone up in the skys,they're obviously mentally ill :)

  • @SwarM713 no they have faith in their beliefes, people like you are mentally ill trying to tell us whos wrong.

  • @SwarM713 Just because you haven't seen something doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

  • @JLKnight77 So you say that there IS some big guy in the skys,but he's invisible ? and he just avoids airplanes and shit when they come near him ? rofl...read the bible and you'll see how redicolous it is

  • @SwarM713 Hmmm it seems like you are the one needing to read the bible and TRY to understand. He is not in the sky my friend lol. It's true that the bible has its ridiculous parts but it is just as ridiculous to say that the world/the universe appears from nothing.

  • @JLKnight77 So instead of appearing from nothing there's this big dude,that creates it for 6 days,that's allmighty and shit,and that he watches over you every second,of every minute,of every hour,of every day ,of every week and so on,and that this big fellow has a list of 10 rules,and if you don't follow those rules you're gonna burn in agony for the whole eternity in hell,and in the same time he loves you,if that was true why are there wars,why is there femine and crime ? ask yourself ...

  • @SwarM713 Well that is the abilities that comes with the name "God". Now about hell, it is not that you don't listen to God that makes you go to hell, it is not wanting to be forgiven by God. And as a result you can't be with God in heaven cause you have to be sinless in his eyes to be with him. So all he does is place you into a room call hell. And the only pain you have there is the pain of not feeling the love and presence of God. Fire is just a term to represent that pain, not actual fire.

  • @SwarM713 Well that fire part is what some ppl(those that studies the bible) and I believe to be true. I mean you can't take everything in the bible literally. Like in the bible saying in his second coming, Jesus will be flames. Well to say that Jesus being on fire is kinda ridiculous. It might have meant that Jesus come with a bright light like fire. Now about crime, well, crime are done by men. It is their will and God simply won't interfere with it. That is called free will.

  • @SwarM713 And famine, well imagine living in a world where we are given everything. You know what happens? We take things for granted. And most importantly, when everything is given to us, we will forget who God is. Anyways, here's something for you to think about: We exist(unless you can prove otherwise). And if there must be something to cause us to exist like a spark that causes an explosion, what causes us to exist? Nothingness?

  • @JLKnight77 Evolution mate,we evolved from single cell organisms and so on,and what about the wars ? the guy created us and after that he left us on us own ? getting killed by animals,diseases,nature catastrophies and killing each other in his name ? So he likes his creations killing themselfs in his name ? (Jihad,the Crusades,the Spanish Inquisition and many more examples) The truth is that religion was made up by the wise people in the medievil times,so they can control the stupid peasents..

  • @SwarM713 Even evolution(if it is true) has a starting point. Death is a natural part of life. It's either you die by this or that. And war in the name of Him was done by men who think that they are doing the right thing, which is wrong. It is us humans who commit murder and start wars, not God. And true, religion CAN control people but that is also humans' doing. The dynamite was created for mining. But it didn't stop people from misusing it.

  • @JLKnight77 It is us humans indeed,but if he's so almighty why doesn't he stop all this crap once and for all? He likes watching people getting murdered,raped and stuff like that ?And if God created us,who created him ? did he appear from the nothing?

  • @SwarM713 Well if he can stop all of us from doing something, then what is the point of free will. We might aswell be robots. You see, God is not created, he has no beginning but he is necessary for our existance.

  • @SwarM713 Another thing, I agree that some religion are created to control a group of people. But that is what makes Christianity a bit different. That all you really have to do is believe and not so much of doing something or a task to be saved. “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. “ -John 3:16 Therefore, people can't really tell you what to do other than to believe.

  • @JLKnight77 And what happens if you don't believe in him ,or if you believe in some other God ? - You'll burn in hell for the rest of the eternity.. And you didn't answer my question ;)

  • @SwarM713 Did you read my other comments(I posted 3 comments yesterday) about what some believe hell really is?

  • @JLKnight77 He's not created ,he is just there? you can say the same thing about the evolution theory,tho there is actual proof of it,where there isn't any about the existence of "God" ,there's only this book,the bible,and if every person with half a brain reads it ,will see the complete crap they are trying to sell in it..

  • @SwarM713 Actually there is no proof to evolution. In fact, for now, it is impossible to prove. Why? Because evolution is to prove that 1 animal evolve to another. Like a reptile to a bird. So as "proof" scientist used a fossil they found where the fossil has characteristics of reptiles and birds. Problem is, is it really evolution or another animal all together? You see, to prove evolution you actually need to have records of one animal TURNING into another, which we don't have.

  • @SwarM713 And yes, He is just there because God is the exception to the rule. Because we need an exception to the rule for us to be created. The universe can't be like God which has no beginning because it would mean that we have an infinite past. That is impossible for our finite universe because it is like filling up a bottomless pit. Because the concept of infinity can only exist in the realm as unthinkable as God.

  • @JLKnight77 animals can't just turn into other species over night,there's a thing called Natural Selection,survival of the fittest,and you are wrong about having no proof of evolution,check this out and you'll see what i mean,it might not be certain ,but it's far more promising than having no proof at all,and just relying on faith in something that you have never seen/felt/heard/smelled or whatever,something that you have only read about in some book,that has unknown origins and uknown author

  • @SwarM713 And where did you get this Natural Selection thing? It is just a hypothesis created by Charles Darwin. The fact that you believe something written in a book(Darwin wrote about his hypothesis in a book too) by one man is just as absurd as believing in the Bible. And if you do your homework, you would know that the Bible is a reliable source to many historians. Heck, many historic places in the Bible was discovered after the Bible was published.

  • @JLKnight77 Hypothesis or not,it makes alot more sense to me that some animal species adapt to a certain habitat by changing themselfs over generations,and sometimes the original species is totally different than the one that it has become,and if you think about it you'll see that it actually makes sence,where the bible on the other hand has many versions on the same story and too many contradictions to be taken seriously...

  • @SwarM713 In this world, the truth is not always pretty and doesn't always make sense. The truth is the truth, regardless of how sensible it is. Heck, lies need to be as logical as possible to be believable. If you have that concept in your mind, wouldn't it mean that as long as lies are logical, you'll believe it.

  • @JLKnight77 Just think about it,when it comes to religion it's all about control and money,they don't pay taxes,make bilions dollars of money every year and they always need just a little bit more,in the ancient times the Pope was the suprime ruler of the Vatican and the church,many people followed him blindly in the name of god. The good thing about being atheist is that we never burned people alive for not believing in the same shit as us,we never killed people just they have diferent believe

  • @SwarM713 Here's another truth, people don't care about the truth. All they want is to live a life not burdened by the responsibilities and the consequences that comes with the truth. In this case, morals that comes with religion. Ask yourself: do you want to know the truth, regardless of how ugly or burdensome it may be? Me? Yes, if it does come a day when it is proven that God is not real, then I won't believe in Him. So far, that day hasn't come yet :)

  • @JLKnight77 Not everything that makes sence is true,there are things that you gotta figure out on your own and you are saying that as long as there is no proof of something that it doesn't exist it means it does exist ? I can actually make up my own religion having this in mind. I don't really get it,you seem an intelligent person and still you are buying all that propaganda sold from the church,that our uneducated ancestors used to believe in..

  • @SwarM713 You see, there's no absolute truth. One has to weigh the facts. But I'll say 2 things: 1. There are a number of facts that points toward creationism. 2. You can't prove 100% that God exist. That's why we have faith. You believing in evolution itself is faith. And if you do try to search for proofs that point towards creationism, you'll be surprised. Don't just listen to what others say(including me) Go and do some research and you'll see what I mean.

  • @JLKnight77 And also - yes,i did some research on my own,creatonists say that there are 2 different views of the same event - evolution and creation by god,and that the proof of the creation lies within the covers of the bible,which is "the word of God" ,as they call it.If it's the word of God I ask,why are there 2 different stories of the same event ? 1. which god created heaven,hell ,Adam and Eve and the 2nd one,where he made heaven,hell and Adam,but Adam got bored and asked God for a mate?

  • @SwarM713 Hmm. This is the first I've heard about this. I think it is the difference in interpretation. Not to mention some may have sprouted from Jewish traditions(the adam and eve part) And there are some Christians who tries to incorporate evolution into the Bible with the mentality that even if the Bible didn't say so doesn't mean it didn't exist(especially since evolution was very popular in the beginning of the 21st century and when there are more radical Christians)

  • @JLKnight77 There are two parts in the Genesis chapter , the 2 different stories,and as far as the ethics thingy you were saying - my parents taught me ethics and to be tolerant,not religion,and even if religion helped that with some people i don't think it makes up for the bad things it did. :)

  • @SwarM713 Hmm. I've read Genesis a few times. As I recall he never asked for a companion. God just gave him one. And don't compare today with the past. Today we are more civilized. And this civilization of ours is based on the foundation of the older civilization that required ethics to sustain itself. And again, I'll just remind you that it is US humans that do evil things, not religion.

  • @JLKnight77 Us humans,that do it in the name of a religion (or God himself).If there were no religions the world would be alot better and safer place,just think about it :)

  • @JLKnight77 And yes,everyone can believe in everything they want,but all the religions so far has caused no good,but only pain and suffering all over the world..

  • @JLKnight77 And it's only the crucifixes and slaughters in the medievil times,if you look at the statistics you'll see that the countries with the most crime in them are the ones that are the most religious (1st place was Iran ,if i'm not mistaken,where their religion speaks of Jihad - the holy war),the second place take the latino countries ,like Mexico,where they have radical christians...

  • @SwarM713 Yes, I do agree that religion is a dangerous tool. It has caused many despair and deaths. But so has fire. Fire has killed and burned people ever since the beginning of it. And yet, fire has kept us warm and cooked our food. Just because it CAN be destructive doesn't mean that it is evil, it just mean that it is misused. Anyways, I'll keep it short today. I'm in a hurry and I can't reply you until Monday(?) So be patient ya.

  • @JLKnight77 Fire has helped the civilisation alot since it was discovered,where religion has caused nothing good and nothing to help us evolve into more smarter beings,in fact in the past the church has slowed the development of humanity in centuries,if there was no religion we might've cured cancer or some other life-changing discovery by now.

  • @SwarM713 Not true, ethics is a requirement for civilizations. This is pointed out by a number of historians. Without ethics people will do all kinds of stuffs. And ethics are usually from religion. In fact, religion is what causes us to do what we are doing now, sharing our opinion and knowledge on what we think is the truth. Who knows, we may both walk away from this with the desire to know more and we might discover something new.

  • @JLKnight77 And about the universe,many scientists can tell you that it all started with the Big Band (noone knows what it has been before,we can only guess),and right after the Big Band the universe started shrinking (many people think that there is a giant black hole in the center of the universe sucking everything in it),and it still is shrinking,every day,every night,and when it reaches a certain point when everything is consumed,it most probably will cause a second Big Bang,and so on..

  • @SwarM713 No, it's called the Big Bang. As the name implies, it is a huge explosion that started the Universe. And it is not shrinking the Universe. In fact, it expands the Universe. I did some studies on this too. And yes, in a way I do believe in the Big Bang. Now a question for you. Imagine if you see an explosion, wouldn't you want to know what causes it? Now, there's an explosion that started a Universe. Wouldn't you want to know what causes that explosion?

  • @JLKnight77 Yes,my bad,was thinking about the solar system while writing that down,and to be honest if we knew what started the Big Bang that would be near finding the answer about meaning of life,and still we don't have the knowledge required to find out that question yet.

  • @SwarM713 well it is documented that Jesus of Nazareth WAS real and he was resurrected from the dead. . .but you can have your opinion i idc

  • @heyoitsrico100 "a document proving that he was resurrected from the dead" you mean like a documentary evidence signed by god??

  • @nikam7 lol..no...

    i said its documented not its a document...but whatevs

  • Keep pressing six and it sound like "horny"

  • he is my idol XD

  • No, Chandler and Barney in one show.

    That would be legen.... wait for it... dary

  • WHADDUP?

  • Why can there never be a video or discussion of how awesome Barney is where someone doesn't feel the need to say NPH is gay?

  • Barney Stinson and Charlie Haper in one show .

    This would be legen wait for it.... dary !!!

  • Which song is it, at the end of this episode? Barney sings

  • @DarkJade666 Cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin

  • Indescribable; Best TV show actor ever =O

  • @XXThePlatinumXX so what are you a homophobe now?? just because he's gay you're going to hate a really talented actor? okay, that makes perfect sense

  • @MrSwagCheck The Lord demands it be so.

  • łodap :D hahaah

  • I love the head move that goes along with "What up" :D

  • What uuup:D

  • hahahahahahaha

  • press 7 many times and he says "Horney"

  • 0Mg youtube paused my video right after "It's me barney" Kinda ruined it :-/

  • haha! barney is indeed awesome!

  • i like ketchup

  • What Up?!

  • Whadup. That's just legen- wait for it, and yeah I'm gonna do the joke even though another thousand people already did it-dary!

  • WWNPHD?

  • Neil Patrick Harris rocks

  • watup

  • They could not have chosen a better person to play Barney than Neil Patrick Harris.

  • WHADD UPP!

  • This guy is a legend, no matter what sexuality he is.

  • what does this have to do with obama?

  • Hey God Its Me Barney , Whaddup !! :D

  • Wadduup.... himym is LEGEN... wait for it....

  • @Abbie997 ....DARY!!

  • the episode is "Not father's day"

  • yeah i do 'helpeachother'... season 4 epsiode7 not a fathers day

  • @LordAkira actually this guy awsome no matter what, NPH RULESS!!!!!! BARNEY RULES!!!!!!

  • @LordAkira That's totally out of line...

  • @hipertrofia I'm afraid its true... If only he weren't gay then the Lord would be pleased.

  • @Beanioski Oh please. Him being gay doesn't make him less an actor or less awesome.

    By the way, if God made everything and everyone, he made gay people too. Haha you 'religious people' claim that God's everyone's maker but as soon as something's not to your liking you go 'Wooo God doesn't approve of that!' Geez. Just accept people for who they are. Just accept that Neil Patrick Harris is legendary no matter what his sexual preference is.

  • @14Lynn14 God didn't make gay people: They chose to be gay. God make Neil Patrick Harris but he chose his sinful sexual preference. This doesn't affect his ability as an actor but does seal his fate when the time comes.

  • @Beanioski You just proved my point: religious people think God rules the world, but if so, he means for everything to happen.

    You're wrong about whether gay people choose to be gay. They don't and it would be stupid if they did. Not that I have anything against them, but if it's as simple as you say it is and people can just choose, why would they if there are so many intolerant people, like yourself, in the world? Religion is just a form of escapism and you're trying to escape reality.

  • @14Lynn14 Although God rules the world he allows us to make choices. Ever since the first fall of man we have been mislead into sin. God has in turn sent his son to die for us and yet we still turn against him. Through everyday choices like Neil's we are slipping further away from Christ our saviour and into the grasp of Satan.

  • @Beanioski Translation: 'you actually have a good point with the choice-thing but I can't admit that so I'm just going to jabber on about something I read in a book.'

  • @14Lynn14 Thank you for agreeing with me =D. May the Lord be with you, always.

  • @Beanioski I didn't agree with you, I was being sarcastic about your comment, hence the word 'translation'. And thanks but I don't need the Lord with me, I do fine on my own.