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  • We should give the Senator credit for trunk space because I know almost no one who could pull that much out of their ass.

  • Help tip over and capsize Guam (for fun) by visiting capsize(.)myminicity(.)com to increase the population of Capsize city.

  • Typical Democrat

  • Holy crap are you kidding me? Did this guy get passed the 1st grade without cheating? Really stupid. Sorry there is no other way to say it.

  • that's it, i've heard it all.

  • i think it's and April fools joke! he's definitely not high!

  • A new standard for Democrats.

  • @buybeach: They'll never top this. This guy is as smart as they can get. For example, doesn't the president think the US has 52 states?

  • @WOLF333999

    no it's 57

  • Oh my goodness I am here on Guam and it is not 7 miles on the least wide and 12 miles on the most wide area. I highly doubt that it's also 24 miles long. It will not capsize what ever happens cause it's connected to the ocean floor. My professor in biology who's from Georgia flipped out of her wheel chair when she heard this .. I think this man forgot to take his daily dose of Amphetamine before facing the congress. LOL !!!

  • Another Jack-Ass radical socialist in congress under the influence of the Obama Opium!

    I'm sure that this socialist doesn't even know how to write his name!

  • @IwantaJob1 Hey dipshit, don't just call random people socialist when you don't know the definition of the fucking word. You're just some ass hole who has no clue how the executive office is run and you choose to blame all of the problems with america on a single person who has less than no power. Quit being fed your political opinion by the likes of fox news, CNN, Msnbc, ABC or any other biased piece of shit you declare as factual. I can only hope you will take this message to heart, you retard

  • This stupid congressman needs to be drug tested along with his welfare munching district who voted for him...

  • When Guam capsizes everybody better get on their damn knees. Until then this man should shoot himself in the face.

  • This never gets old, nor does it ever fail to cheer me up on a bad day.

  • 4 people voted for this guy

  • O GOD OUR PLANET HAS ^ BILLION PEOPLE u think that the planet gettin to heavy and fall from space???

  • There should be a medal of honor for Composure Amidst Extreme Stupidity.

  • Why is everyones comments so racist? His obviously low IQ has nothing to do with him being black!

  • @galcoolgal and IQ has very little to do with intelligence

  • @galcoolgal yes it does

  • @galcoolgal, you are right that his low IQ has nothing to do with him being black. However, it has everything to do with his being a Democrat.

  • @ncdave4life uhm, i made that comment over a year ago,..

  • This is another fine example of the high IQ of the negroes' brain. unbelievable! and these half apes are lawmakers! Give credit for the admiral and the other whites for not laughing. I remember years ago conyers mentioned sharks still swim the slave routes looking for drowned nigs that were thrown overboard. He was preaching this as fact! Hail the negro brain and its thinking ability!

  • Here's a lesson to us Americans... Don't vote for a black person ever again... Look at Obama... Look at Charlie Rangel... Look at Maxine Waters... And especially look at this turd stain bozo... See the pattern???! I'm not saying white people are perfect but it seems that a LOT of black people just don't know how to behave in "politics"... Don't get me wrong... White people can be bad too... Look at Harry Reid and Nanci Pelosi...

  • ...not to mention Alan Keyes and Thomas Sowell...

  • WTF? stupid nigga LMAO!

  • And here's another super dumbass... wow! and he's black, too. I wonder? Naw, surely that's not relevant.

  • The only thing harder than trying to understand the point that Johnson is trying to make is trying to keep a straight face after the "tipping over" comment. 

  • scary! i cant believe the commander held his shit together and didnt bust out laughing

  • THIS GUY VOTED FOR OBAMA CARE....WE ARE IN TROUBLE FOLKS.

  • surely this is fake, no?

  • @lindflake no man, it is real.

  • This is an example of our leadership? We are in trouble!

  • And it's people like this that support Obama-care. Thanks for showing the world the true stupidity of most Obama supporters.

  • 1:22 is the best part LOL

  • Actually its 30 miles long and 4 mi-to12 miles wide. Source: wikipedia

  • How dumb is this guy?

  • Had to see this for myself. I didn't believe it.

  • the admiral is in the military...he's used to keeping a straight face.

  • lol i love this guy!!! im going to elect him president!

  • Subsequently, Rep Johnson submitted a bill for Guam to receive stimulus money to provide all Guam's residents with life jackets for a worse case scenario of island tipping.

  • Isn't diversity GREAT!!!

  • "and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it will capsize and tip ova"

  • wow i knew America was run by idiots but christ!

  • what a flipping IDIOT!

  • Fake montage.

    It has to be.

  • "Uh, um ,dah, eh,.... I'm a G'Damn Idiot!!!!" Apparently, this person never studied geography or any other earth science. My 4 year old understands islands don't flip over and capsize, because it's a land mass! I'd love to hear someone explain the mechanics involved on how an aircraft carrier does not capsize to this idiot.

  • And to think the media crucified a republican Vice President for misspelling a vegetable. The problem might be the politicians but the reason we have problem politicians is because of the corruption in the media. Any media worthy of the name would be reporting these people to the citizens. Ours is not (except for the New American Magazine)

  • I cannot see how people like this even got a chance to run ANYTHING in this country... We need to kick out all the idiots and replace them with people that actually went to school...

  • Because the people that voted him into his position are just as ignorant as him.

  • @jasmine547 Very true! It's amazing that ignorant people even have the right to vote!

  • jesus christ for a second I thought this was the onion.

  • The question is ... what did you guys smoke? He obviously made a joke with the admiral, using a metaphor. Boats can tip over and capsize - obvious reference to the admirals knowledge about over-doing it.

    Still funny, the joke's on you :D how stupid can you be to take that literally ?

  • wow!!!! these are the idiots that are running this country and why are country is in shambles!!!!

  • what a CLUELESS IDIOT ....and to those who voted him in....

    HERES YOUR SIGN......

  • Idiot. XD

  • fucking retard

    abolish congress

  • This guy really is TOO STUPID to make fun of... It's scary to think that there were probably tens of thousands of people who voted for him... Even scarier... the guy who lost!!!!!

  • This kids is what will happen to you if you do drugs and not pay attention in school.....................you might end up being a democrat congress one day and make a complete fool of yourself!

  • Silly Democrat, facts are for kids!

  • @wonkothesane1986 Not all Dems are stupid, man. :) This is why I refrain from politics in general. -_-

  • @HarvestMoonWish I know :) But I did appreciate the irony of a Dem saying the kind of thing Repubs are always accused of saying--i.e., something way-out-there. Granted, since a Dem said it, it hasn't exactly been replayed over and over on CNN or MSNBC.

  • i think hes high

  • wow, beam me up Scotty!!!

  • "......we don't anticipate that."

    I lol'd

  • I wonder what he was toking or drinking before he said this. I wonder how the Commander was able to keep a straight face after he said it.

  • Who elect folks like this??? Come onnnn........ Some one needs to check back on the medications taken before this session.... Goodnesss! Please get serious with who we chose to vote at election.. its about the Nation beyond anything... Please!!!!!

    There are real People available, well eligible for this Job...!

  • You have to give the admiral GREAT CREDIT for keeping a straight face and high tolerance for sheer stupidity!!! :/

  • @G4ME5PY yes I agree. my first reaction would have been sarcasm.

  • @G4ME5PY He looked like he wanted to laugh thou didn't he. hahaha

  • Its this tolerance for stupidity and not the pursuit of excellence that is turning our country into a third world shithole.

  • @jasmine547 Agreed COMPLETELY!!!

  • If this was an SNL skit; I would be laughing my ass off. But its not. How can this guy be in Congress? Let alone a member of one of the most important committees? I wonder if his appointment to the committee has anything to do with the fact that he is a liberal, black, democrat.

  • I guess he thinks that Gaum is Noah's Ark in disguise ?

  • I feel bad for that poor brain-damaged guy, and for his constituents. How did he even get to run for office? Did he ever get any education anywhere?

  • Wow this dude doesn't need to be running a 7-11, let alone making decisions for our country.

  • I'm sorry, but when I listen to this, it sounds to me like he made a deadpan joke. Just because someone is from the South, and hems and haws a bit while getting his question out doesn't make him dumb

  • We actually elected people like this to run the country? I wonder what we were thinking....? Nice knowing you all.

  • I fear for America's future. And your right, these are the decision makers we have today.

  • I want to know why someone didn't come out and tell this dude "look, thats not how an island works, buddy. Islands don't just float on top of the water." To think, our government is full of guys just like him that would probably believe that bull if he told it to them. We are screwed if we let these people stay in office!

  • Yes, Marines are absolutely terrible for the coral reef. XD rofl

  • Hank's the smartest they got in GA. That's how dumb those people are. God help us.

  • how do stupid people get so high in politics

  • HOLY SHIT

  • SA-WEET JESUS! These are the goons running and making decisions for the USA! There's no way this can be an April Fools, LOOK AT THE DATE. Wow, I knew politicians were dumb but this sure takes the cake.

    I like how he's talking like the military guy is retarded. I love how he is almost laughing at the comment after he says it.

    I'm 17 and I've never been more scared of how my generation's future is going to look like as I have once the Dems took office.

  • I'm equally concerned that the man's answer was Guam's population. He should have told the idiot what an island actually is.

  • @chernmax: Why would you need to resign your commission? You only answer to the president, not his party, nor the congress.

  • (bangs head on table over and over)

  • Best April fools joke evah.

  • While the 'Guamanian' people (who are AMERICAN citizens too) love the military, they don't appreciate the inconsideration that decision making officials have shown for the people of Guam. The military already owns 1/3 of the island. It has not cleaned up many of the toxic messes left behind after WWII. This buildup plan is so bad that the EPA gave it the WORST grade possible. The buildup threatens our water supply, our way of life, our sustainability, and that's just the start.

  • Anyone who doesn't understand he was speaking metaphorically has an iq the sane as Forrest gump, I'm a republican and even I know he was expressing his concerns about the economy and infrastructure not being able to cope with the influx of marines.

  • @GlobalFilmmaker YOU MUST BE IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS THIS FOOL. THERE WAS NO METAPHOR BEING USED IN HIS CONVERSATION. LISTEN TO THE COMPLETE VIDEO AND YOU WILL REALIZE HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS.

  • He must be smokin,sniffin, or injectin himself somethin serious 4 him 2 say some type of sh!t

  • ...In other news locals in a Georgia town report that they are missing their village idiot.

  • @scrapbabee LMFAO!!!

  • Live from new york, it's Saturday Night!!!!!! The cast of SNL could not even come up with off the wall shit like this!! How the people in this room did not grab this piece of un-educated shit and throw him out into on-coming traffic is beyond me. This is scary!

  • Keep voting in these dems you morons! First Biden tells a man in a wheelchair to stand up...now you have a democratic senator thinking an island is a boat and might capsize??!!! Holy Hell???!!! Can we spell R-E-C-A-L-L. I can't believe that commander was able to even answer that question seriously without falling out of his chair!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?????!!!!!!!!

  • This has to be a Saturday Night Live skit...? yes I hope? OMG ..

  • NO WAY!  This has to be a joke. This is real??????

  • just to let you know, all of yall who voted for obama, u pretty much voted for this guy....

    damn niggers

  • @bloocarter

    go and fuck off.

  • @Im1stBase im just tellin it how it is

  • Pray for this man, he obviously is having some form of mental dementia. The fact he is still in a of leadership in Congress says more about us. Lord help us, save us from our political class,as P J O'Rourke stated, "a parliment of whores"...

  • we caused this americans are dumb feks for putting him in office

  • He's a public school  graduate.

  • HAHAHA. This is unbelievable! Is this guy for real?

  • As a *retired* Naval Officer you would have walked over there and "smacked" this fool before resigning.

    Yeah, right. You talk big now. You damn well know how the military works Boot lickers. The Iraq War was botched by militray men not speaking up to the civilian FOOLS. But I know they were white Republicans that talked like macho assholes.

    Donald Rumsfield should be horsewhiped.

  • Racial Differences in IQ Genes Found

    The Wall Street Journal

    By ANTONIA REGALADO

    Bruce Lahn professor of Human Genetics at the Unv. Chicago stood before a packed laecture hall and reported the results of new DNA analysis he had found signs of evolution in the brains of some people but not others

    He flashed maps showig changes (in brain size/IQ) had taken hold in Europe but were not common in Black/Brown populations

  • @Ooloosoon Old news bro. Difference is in America we strive to judge people based on their accomplishments, not their intelligence.

    The supreme court has ruled that it is illegal to use intelligence testing to discriminate between applicants for a job... for this very reason.

    Of course if you're a liberal you judge people based on their gender and the color of their skin... and then turn around and call everyone else racist.

  • Uhhh yea right Give me a break dude NOTHING..in this nation is based on "Accomplishments"

    From the BANKSTER CEOs who destroyed their Banks then got their Friends Bush/Obama to invent "To big to fail" and hand over BILLIONS in US Tax payer money..and KEEP THEIR JOBS (and get BILLIONS in "bonus") to the Black Senator who doesnt understand Grade school Physics this nation has been Destroyed by A. Action

    And you wonder why this Nation is in DECLINE? We no longer allow our BEST to LEAD

  • haha fuckign dems

  • You have to be very careful of whatever you say here in youtube about Obama's boys and girls in congress. Obama may sign an executive order to remove and sensor your comments like China did to Google.

  • You could say this is proof that representative democracy is a bad idea...until you realize the other option is giving absolute power to morons like this, which is where we're currently heading.

  • {" Nobel Prize winner Dr Watson "Blacks are less intelligent than Whites"

    The founding father of Genetics Dr Watson related to the Sunday Times that the future of Africa is "Dark" because "Blacks do not have the same intelligence as Whites". The Nobel Prize winner told the times that the world "Pretends Blacks have the same mental ability as whites but the reality is that all the scientific research says thats not true"}

  • this guy is freaking hilarious, worry about flooding instead of capsizing because of overpopulation

  • Oh Lawdy Jesus! Can we spell R E C A L L???? And then the Democratic "camp" says that he was using this as a "metaphor" Can we spell C R A Z Y???? The man is dead serious. And these are the people making decisions for US???? God have mercy!!!!

  • @mygodisfaithful LOL  Our hard-earned tax dollars at work!!!

  • It's this kind of moron in government that will now be running our health care.

  • what an illiterate and uneducated liberal

  • My civics teacher showed us this during class... it was pretty funny... but also scary. lol

  • This guy is a complete moron...I mean, dear GOD, he's a member of congress talking about the fear of an island tipping over. Medical condition??? Yes, it's called "lack of intelligence or even common sense". And yet he keeps getting reelected...

  • This congressman is obviously on dope of some kind. Pelosi should be butt-spanked for allowing him to talk in public.

  • I don't care what kind of medical problem this guy has, if he is incompetent he should be OUT OF OFFICE immediately! Why are we putting up with shit like this?? He is putting this Naval officer through a rediculous exercise when he could be doing something more worthwhile like protecting our country and troops. He is wasting everyone's time with his crazy babbling! Makes us look like joke to our enemies, they are laughing in our faces.

  • @dancesilly2

    Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dancesilly2

    The dems have removed this video about 10 times in the past two days!!! And someone keeps reposting it. You need to download it "just in case" They will take it off again. They don't want this shining example of intelligence to be the vanguard for their party!!!

  • @dancesilly2

    The dems have removed this video about 10 times in the past two days!!! And someone keeps reposting it. You need to download it "just in case" They will take it off again. They don't want this shining example of intelligence to be the vanguard for their party!!!

  • LOL I am sorry for Americans. For having this liberetard as a representative

  • I heard this guy has pretty serious medical issues, which accounts for his behavior. If that's true, this really isn't funny.

    But I'm constantly amazed at how stuff like this helps people in elections. People will feel sorry for this guy and vote for him, not realizing that well... his ability to act effectively is severely diminished.

  • @gregvs3

    Yes...he does have medical issues. His condition is called democraretardedsupidity. And we wonder why are nation is going to hell in a handbasket? DUH!!! Over 50% of the legislators who "signed off" on the health care bill have admitted they either didn't read it or didn't understand what they were signing. I'd say it's time to change our form of government. But Obama is taking care of that FOR US!!!!

  • This sounds like something Jeremiah Wright or Louis Farrakhan would say. Total nutter.

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  • As a retired Naval Officer I would have walked over a smacked this fool before resigning my commission knowing he makes decisions that could put lives in Harms Way!!!

  • @chernmax: yes, I agree. He is a total idiot. He replace another winner, Cynthia McKinney. She is the one that made outlandish statements every week, and thought she didn't have to wear an identification badge through security as everyone else did. They are jokes from the south side of Atlanta.

  • @chernmax I AGREE WITH YOU. THIS GUY WAS SERIOUS AND IS SERIOUS. THIS MAN IS ONE OF THE SMARTER DEMOCRATS IN CONTROL IN WASHINGTON. I AM SERIOUS! THIS MAN IS IN THE SAME VEIN AS OBAMA, PELOSI AND REID ( MOST OF OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE THIS INEPT).

    EDUCATED DOLTS = HAVE THE DEGREES WITHOUT LEARNING THE SUBJECT MATTER. IT IS SO SAD WE HAVE THESE RETARDS IN POWERFUL OFFICE WHOM MAKE DECISIONS FOR OUR NATION.  I THINK I WILL GO TO A TEA PARTY.

  • This guy is a total idiot. Your typical Obama Democrat!!

  • @TheJimmyPopcorn And you wouldn't have made it within 20 feet of him before the security beat the living crap out of you and I would have loved to see that on Youtube. This was obviously a joke.

  • @Rayvyn007: you are another ignorant Obama supporter. If you only cared to read and comprehend, I wasn't the one who made the comment about him. I agree he is another total idiot, just like Cynthia McKinney. You are also the same type of uneducated idiot, who would vote for him. Got get an education and come back.

  • @Rayvyn007: and another thing, you chimpanzee, this was obviously NOT a joke. First his office said it was his medication making him act this way...then when that got laughed at, they changed the story to the "fact" he was speaking in methaphors....LOL.....nice try.....he's just another idiot, who shouldn't be in Congress.

  • @Rayvyn007 It's funny your so blinded by ObamaLove that you can't see when a liberal is a complete idiot. Just go back to MSNBC and jerk off to the pictures of Obama, Ok?

  • Environmental concerns might be a valid concern. Tipping the island over is not a valid concern.

  • Environmental concerns might be a valid concern. Tipping the island over is not a valid concern.

  • Environmental concerns might be a valid concern. Tipping the island over is not a valid concern.

  • FUH KING AMAZING LMAO !

  • What? Is this guy retarded? Is this a joke? He thinks that putting things and people can tip the island over??? Is this for real?

  • @pognyc no hes black!

  • @pognyc no hes black!

  • What? Is this guy retarded? Is this a joke? He thinks that putting things and people can tip the island over??? Is this for real?

  • I like how he says "least widest" instead of least wide at 00:50. What a dumbass.

  • What?.. Seriously? ... What a fucking idiot!!!!

  • what a moron i feel sorry for the people he is to represent

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