Solution to the Global Food Crisis - Let them eat TURD BURGERS!?

[iseefurtherthanyou]

it's real guys!!! i saw it on a video

[TheDianaJC]

1:34 Shit Burger

[Lacrimance]

Hmm which shall i eat? The turd burger or a real burger that costs about the same price?

[mardar18]

BUT WHY

[MsNeoDraven]

Booty juice burgers, mmmmmmmn.

[YaelY7]

I think a better way of feeding people is by equally distributing the food insread of giving it all to 10 countries and allowing them to over consume and waste it.

[desertgreenery]

1:34 hit pause. I loled like never before.

[ealdie24]

soylent brown is what people ate!!

[freeshyne1234]

That guys breath must be ....

[pman123]

"They told me to eat shit as a kid. So I invented edible shit"

-Professor Akita: 2011

[DeeaJack]

omg what the heck is that lady pointer? Lady chinese teaser ?

[NamisNinja]

it says SHIT BURGER on the bag LOL

[GUNSjk]

Still better then McDonald's food.

[hahahaloveful]

Extracting the protein out of shit so we don't poison ourselves?! Genius.

[matt92hun]

Guess it's like McDonald's food, but with less fat.

[RexBliz]

lmao people saying its a hoax must eat Mcdonalds regularly

There is another documentary where a guy takes a $1 double cheese burger puts it in his pocket and forgets about it for about 2 years... no mold or foul odor the burger actually looked like you could pop it back into the microwave and eat it

[RexBliz]

@RexBliz lol and even if it isnt poop the food doesnt decompose thats why people get obese from it...

[RexBliz]

@RexBliz Check it out here: watch?v=4IGtDPG4UfI

[DavidRck]

In the beginning dubstep is trying to interrupt the video

[YelloWLemonLord]

Dying from hunger or eating shit burger ? Absolutely i prefer dying ...

[liamlunasee]

Oh come on, are you serious this is obviously a hoax, if it was being developed in Japan, beef would not be their first choice for a taste, second you can't analyse anything that thick under a microscope it would be a incredibly thin slice.

Also if this was a real they wouldn't have the product under an english name, if they did they wouldn't call it shit burger and the Japanese writing is wrong, that just means poop burger, not shit burger

[nancyangelovemo]

WHAT THE FUCK! THAT IS FUCKING NASTY.PEOPLE WHO EAT MEAT ARE FUCKING MURDERS.

[matt92hun]

@nancyangelovemo Actually cows eat grass, so in a way they are made of vegetables, so vegegtarians can eat them too.

[1Allkinds]

Sikseler yemem beyinlerine soktuklarımın ıyy.

[TheBiavideos]

yam yam :P

[joanncookseybono]

Maybe this is the solution to the Poo truck dilemma in Dubai...let them eat "cake."

[TheFrigginAwesome]

i know this isnt legitimate because who would label something "shit burger" i mean really

[tedmaulz]

mcdonalds did this years ago.

[444desertrose]

LOL. Except there is no shortage of food on the planet, just screwed up politics.

[Morenob]

So, anyone wanna eat a shitburger?

[elihuffman1229]

Your vid is a favorite on India

[TheSkyhazFallen]

Translator please, otherwise this guy could be talking about cloning captain Kirk.

[AnDrEa391000]

WTF? well I hope cows never go extinct lol.. otherwise ill only eat vegetables. This is incredibly disgusting n disturbing

[LotusReach]

Alas it is not fake. That is the tragedy.

[88gibsonsg]

So instead of Soylent Green they can call it Soiled Brown?

[Dant3x1986]

eat shit!!

[myusernameiscooldude]

The fridge is labeled "Shit Burger"

[Sablicious]

It's one thing the Japos rubbing the stuff all over their doe-eyed school girl lolies' faces... but this is beyond the pale -_-

[EatDeeznuts1]

its fake.

[QuBo2o11]

I'm sooo hungry

[TehWhiteTiger]

Eat da poo poo!

[bokensdorf]

Do not be fooled! This is not a true story. The last scene shows this is shot in China and Professor Mitsuyuki Ikeda with this face does not exist in any Japanese academic association and this guy is not speaking in Japanese at all. This is a hoax. You idiot.

[AtlysII]

@bokensdorf what language is he speaking?

[lovepassion050]

@AtlysII He is speaking Japanese. Don't listen to that moron.

[bokensdorf]

@lovepassion050 No he is not.

[bokensdorf]

@AtlysII Watch the video. This guy is not speaking all the time. Only voice over is Japanese.

[iToasterman]

Western food made in china. Like chinese food made in the wast ;)

[AwesomeHaramis]

Who would have thought that my shit would become so famous! I'm very proud of my shit

[Nightfucinghawlk6969]

stfu



[catzblu999]

Quarter-Couric w/ Cheese

[catzblu999]

Triple-Couric w/ Cheese

[rangga101]

Shit Burger!!

[5n0wb41l]

How I love science. It's all human psychology. But did we know that farmers today uses fertilizers that made from human feces to feed their crops, To fertilize their lands. The process are pretty much the same depending how we observe it. Crops eat shits, we eat crops. Like I said, it's all human psychology. How we think it's nasty therefore we will not eat it. Am I brave enough to eat turd burger? NO.

Yes, there are people that eat dogs, lizards, insects etc. if its an animal why not? Certai

[forgottenmaz]

 cherry poop, diet poop, and classic poop

Really though, 100 years from now, it's probably going to be a common food.

I won't be eating it though

[featherwinglove]

From reading The China Study (T. Colin Campbell, BenBella 2006), and a few people who eat wild animals, and my own inferences about BSE (i.e. mad cow disease), it would seem that the further a food is from the sun (in terms of metabolic steps), the less healthy it is: vegan > vegetarian > wild meat > domestic meat, and the turd burger (coming from "where the sun don't shine") would be the least healthful of all, lol.

[Gratefulnueron]

well...they already eat dog...

[Felsicido]

Welcome to Poop Burger, home of the Poop Burger. Can I take your order?

[totenflos]

well, last time canibalism seen was in north america of the 18th century...it will maybe come back in fashion..who knows...

[eileenBrain]

lol poop burger! who would eat this crap?! the answer is... lower class!!

[ThingThingOwner]

*Japanese Talking* KRRZSZZZZZZ *More Japanese Talking* KRZXZZZXX

[ZeroHelios46]

If this is true, many animals will be saved. If it isn't...well, it was a good laugh. ;D

[wrnl]

Meat made from mud? Why not just eat vegetables instead.

[featherwinglove]

@wrnl LOL... That would eliminate the concept that it is from where the sun don't shine ;)

[reekodo]

Realistically, it's not much worse than fast food as it currently is.

[grailmaiden]

as soon as I saw that pointer with the plastic hand on it, i knew this was a joke - hoax.

[ill318]

@grailmaiden its not a hoax - read below video

[ironiskaivar]

@ill318 you kidding me haha idiot, so many things wrong with this

[garyhu728]

1:33 Shit Burger ROFL!!!

[CchadPpherd]

same market price as regular meat? yeah good luck with consumers buying that. i would have to be paid a whole lot to eat a shit burger.

[ParkourKRice28]

holy shit !

[starfish258852]

@JibbleJabbleGuy hahaha

[NavyGod777]

1:10 Nail Polish on the pointer.

[uberl33tguy]

Once again, WTF Japan? :O

[ebeledi]

i wonder where they get the "shit" from 

[nicyeah]

I'll stick with steak.

[JEIWILBER]

Yeah people good lunch !

[DaisyMcfries]

sure it's green and all but I wonder if a vegan or vegetarian would eat it, knowing that the person that made the shit probably ate a steak or some meat based product and then shitted it out...

And it then becomes a cycle of people eating shit and then pooping and having their shit eaten by someone else... whoa I'm a bit lost X-x

[Jessicanana89]

I think I'd rather have some vegetable. >_<

[K00kamonga]

Let him and the 1% of super uber riches face this "solution", the other 99% have had enough shit to swallow...

[Cablasian86]

I like the painted fingernail pointer lol. Is there a huge shortage of other sources of meat or something? This is just inhumane and incredibly ridiculous!

[BristolSpotterHD]

quote from crocodile dundee:

you can live on it but it tastes like shit !

[elflord12345]

This was found to be a hoax.

[ill318]

@elflord12345 no kid people tried to say its a hoax but read all the stuff below the vid, it would seem to be very real!

[Crohbar]

@ill318 Absolutely nothing in any of those links suggests that this is real. They're all just articles reporting on this same video (an "incestuous cycle" as I think Gimmeaflakeman referred to it). There's no independant verification at all. And half of them are broken links, presumably from the sites realising the whole thing was fake and removing the articles. I'd like to know how you came to the conclusion that any of them support this being truth.

[sunnysnsd9]

ewwwwww they eat shit!!

[Spankyliz]

did this mad genius get his ideas from watching 2 girls 1 cup, bravo' but i'll pass

[mitchsf777]

LOL at the label on the fridge at 1:33. "Shit Burger"

[shugochara78]

which dumbass actually thought that bacteria and parasite eggs would be a good solution to a crisis?

[raptor123187]

I would rather starve.

[SmkSimonC]

>.>.........

[bmhyakiri]

1:46 "SHIT BURGER"

[0prahTV]

God, what a load of BS. Poop is 75% water, 9% cellulose and fibre, 9% dead organic matter, 5% fats and salts and less than 2% live bacteria.

If there actually existed a method for making edible protein from live bacteria (and there isn't), we'd be growing bacteria in a Petri dish and making burgers out of them, instead of painstakingly extracting them from shit at 2% efficiency.

[MiHiVidz]

Scientists hate Humanity. They always tells us that anything delicious and yummy will give you cancer, and now they're trying to make us to eat our own shit.

[TheCassyJenelle]

Japan has done it again... XD

[TheBrokenVampire2]

I was watching this video thinking how glad I am that I'm a vegetarian, than I nearly choked on my banana at the end.

[ICHIGOZYODAIME]

wth! u should research a tablet tat will make us full, or research on GUNDAM.. but shit loaf is just too much!

[UkuLeLeHeros]

He evens substitue his hand with the fake hand, not only BEEF :D

[momojoo1]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........­......so stupid...

[mia234567]

Hoax Alert , BTW ...

[mia234567]

Holy Shit !

[veganbo]

so they are making this for us because there are too many people and they are making too much shit and nobody is making money of off it?it would be much easier to fuckin invest in hemp and beans and grains rather than fuckin shit fuckin meat eaters dairy suckin beasts taking babies from their mothers so you could drink infested milk ...the present is still sickening but this shit is crazier to a whole different level

WE NEED A CONSTANT REVOLUTION THAT WILL GET RID OF THESE BASTARDS

[LaughterLeah]

Time to switch to kfc....C:

[Trooper45a]

Those people are expecting us to pay for "those" things?!?!

[ijustwannabeyourdog]

that little hand pointer freaked me out more than the turd burger.

[Susie369]

1:34 Shit burger lol!

[Sloppyjoemess]

Painted nails?

Hmm...

[hiyodo]

LOL ON THE FRIDGE I SAYS SHIT BURGER

[theartofnotbeingseen]

1:22 i've heard of full circle, but not this literally before.

[artintrex]

One day we will have to eat this meat, it will be the only meat left...

[tithund]

@artintrex

As long as there's "we", there's always meat left.

[AkemWarHead]

@artintrex i rather become cannibal!!!!!

[WNxAtlas]

No need for this as soon as arificialy-made but still very real beefs can be made.

[coolboy34]

Who gets excited to do the initial tests!?

[jabronie1000]

Um...1:34 "Shit Burger" Nice.

[Visionhide]

I am sooo glad that i cook my own food, grow my own fruit and veg, slaughter and gutt my own (farm) animals and I am really fucking glad that i do not buy pre-packaged foods from supermarkets. I got fed up of being a test dummy many years ago.

[22Nimily]

Hoax.

[Shmeepazoid]

umm yeah...... I'd rather stick to cows.

[ill318]

----

Soylent green is insects...then people?

/watch?v=mesXepAAmnk

[SNUFFLESxXx]

am i the only one wondering whos crap they use?

[lilnicky47]

I would like 1 turd burger please with extra diarrhea

[thabg007]

@lilnicky47 Would u like a cup of piss lemonade to go wit that turd burger and diarrhea shit shake?

[Seraphim712]

Shit'n me....

[AaronWright3]

Dad: how about we make a giant ball of food and have everyone bite off just what they need.

[RecipeForDeath]

Why does the fridge say shit burger at 1:34?

[calvinblinkee]

I'm pretty sure people in CHina wouldn't mind

[calvinblinkee]

Noise at 0:10 wtf

[Draezik]

Why would they doo this... : (

[quietman1k]

I could honestly picture Andrew Zimmern eating this on his television program.

[secretkeyactivator]

Illuminati scientists lol.

[carl0sma]

he's eating it...

[submergedindirt]

LOL!!! The door on the scientist refrigerator literally says "SHIT BURGER" on it!!!

[lookitsmish]

1:34 shit burger haha

[gosutohanta]

go veg!!!

[nyadpics]

I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

[ConvenientlyDamaged]

Ewwwwwww!

[krackers87]

Guess what Taco Bell and McDonalds will be using a few years from now. No.. seriously.

It's a good time to quit your fast food habit if you have one now.

[ill318]

@krackers87 Seriously good point Especially after you see PHARMABURGER /watch?v=qxiPvWYSe_g

so they want us to eat turdburgers with lots of Big Pharma in it!!!

[HaNsEL091]

fuck that

[MrDanielj123]

@TheSpiceRoad ... and at the same time look for a method to cut global hunger

[MOTACJ]

OkAY. OKAY. "Shit -- this, Shit -- that." We get it; its very clever. Why doesn't someone just say what everyone is thinking?

"Mmm. Looks delicious!"

[Rar501]

Awesome

[chenxiaozhu123456789]

lol shit burger 1:34

[ilovepoopooalot]

i want a poop burger

[butterpoop]

lol I remember my pops and I visited Tijuana back in 1993 and the Mexicans were selling cigarettes called "Bull Shit," and their marketing strategy was that it doesn't cause cancer and tastes like real tobacco. I asked if I could get a pack as a souvenirand my pops just shook his head and said "come on stop being a moron!"

[AznBoi0wnz]

He Must have a Shitty Job

[eltdnam]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU CAN SEE THAT IT SAYS "SHIT BURGER" AT 1:33

[TheRyukenhadoken]

taking the term "eat shit" to a whole new level

[Silpherdipherous]

Oh gross... I bet coprophiles will get a kick out of this, and maybe place a few orders.

[pcxxy]

jokes and silly comments aside,

but how do you stop infectious prion proteins, the heat resistant protein that gives you mad cow disease? they'll only get recycled in the food chain and eventually get passed on to all consumers of these stuff.

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

"Not a Hoax or parody as research thus far has determined."

Well I'm convinced!

[sipofgin]

Oh, hell nah!!!!!!! Are you serious !??!

[kardklubkid]

Anyone else see shit burger sign on the fridge door?

[CharleeeeLove]

im going to puke.

[phil8888]

ok so he think it has "practical value" because people will eat it if the price is the SAME as regular meat?? "hmm, should I get the steak or human excrement? well, they're the same price, so why not some poop!" you gotta be kidding!

[furzknoten1000]

japanese

[XIXDeadGirlXIX666]

No one is going to eat this.

[Jiaxis]

Only from the Japanese.

[Asuntovelka]

I'd eat it.

[MrBigBossMan24]

You are what you eat. LOL

[Yamikaiba123]

HOAX.

[wowfood]

So in the future before we go to soilent greens we'll have soilent reds.

SOILENT REDS ARE PEOPLE (faeces) PEOPLE (faeces)

[TheCarmillaShow]

this is why I don't eat beef looking products from fast food places. It could literally be shit....

[shah225]

1:32 SHIT BURGER

[noobcake19]

Maccy D's is way ahead of ya..

[AWOLMusicOfficial]

I wonder if "Shit Burger" at 1:33 is the scientific name for this awesome innovation

[Gregoryayo]

Thats how McDonald's make their Burgers