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  • I'm cracking up over here at work lol

  • 0:59 looks like King Kong is gettin some shopping done

  • @acrovader

    Shut the fuck up. You go through your meaningless life hating on videos. Grow up Cunt

  • thumbs up if you think jack looks like chris jericho :D

  • Isn't the lady at 0:59 the same one who threatened to sue him for "farting all over her"?

  • @vemon95 na man i think the lady you're talking about was a bit shorter and a little more grey hair

  • Isn't that the lady @ 0:56 the one that tried to sue him?

  • @branDRUM1 haha that's what I just commented too, I realized that..

  • @branDRUM1 that's no 'lady' lol more like a tank maybe

  • that black lady has been in numerous ones...

  • Tooooooo short

  • 0:58 is the same black lady from paranoid 12

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!

  • Act like a secret agent while doing that and say stuff like "Target confirmed"!

  • Beautiful women 1:06 !!

  • why are these so damn short! WTF!

  • The fact that he has to answer the phone adds a huge paranoia factor lol.

  • 0:59 is that the same black lady from 12 too?

  • the lady @ 0:56 was on paranoid 12

  • Its funny

  • i bet u those 2 chicks were scared that somebody might come to get em

  • LMFAOO!!!

  • Hahahahaha so funny!! thanks!!!

  • Just came to see if it was the same lady on paranoid 12 at 1:00

  • you can see how much longer jacks hair is at the end of the video

  • the bitch a :57 is the same bitch on paranoid 12 at 1:00

  • @Lamp1n Same day, same store I guess?

  • @YermawsTeaParty Haha finally someone figured it out. Apparently no one else noticed that they're also wearing the same clothes.

  • lol the sound effects are hilarious and well timed :)

  • Oh my god! Is the lady at :57 the same chick in your Paranoid 12 video!?!? She's probably so freaked out! Hahahahaha

  • 1:04 DAT ASS

    your welcome

  • @KISSM3H2K8 and @wiffasniffa Nah guys, He shot paranoid 11 and 12 the same day. You can tell because Jack and the black lady are wearing the exact same clothes in both episodes.

  • its quit funny how the black lady with the pink cardigan is also in paranoid 12

    LOOK FOR YOURSELF ... 1:00 ...SOME OF IT MUST BE FAKE ...

  • @KISSM3H2K8 Or he just goes to the same store.

  • I love Jack Vale Films, Just gotta be longer please!

  • I have an idea! You know those people who take the orders in the fast food drive-through? You should ask a wendy's or something really nicely if you could prank people like that, like have reeaallyy long and awkward conversations with the people who want to order food. The pooter would come in handy also, hehe:)it would be hilarious:)

  • lol

  • 0:25 fuck this is cereal

  • hahah love these do more of these kind of videos

  • Phone ringing makes it better! Good thinking. This video was to short you tease....

  • :40 she doesn't NEED anymore marshmallows

  • yea these vids won't get old.. make them longer like 10 minutes minimum:) do it..

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • i wanna fuck the first girl in the grey dress.

  • @dcuniverse1234567 I would too. And perhaps the one at the end.

  • OK, very funny! Then Jack, you kill us with the quick ending to this video. You're making me PARANOID

  • Too short

  • Longer please.....

  • By far my favorite Jack Vale pranks

  • do the phone ringing one again!

  • MiLF @ 1:05

  • love these! more pleaseeee!

  • girl at 0:54 looks like raven symone

  • wow the dark skin girl is smokin!

  • nah more pooter videos

  • LOL

  • At :59, its the "You Farted on Me!" Lady....LOL!!!

  • we need MORE paranoid videos and less pooter videos

  • MORE AWKWARD MAN !!! PLZ !!! LMAO

  • These ones?

  • Wear a suit and sunglasses and use an earpiece instead of a cell phone.

  • please make more!! these are my favorite!!!

  • Pleaspleasepleas more of these!!!

  • IT'S iNDECISIVE NOT UNDECISIVE. LIKE SO JACKVALE KNOWS! YOU GUYS ARE VERY WELCOME.

  • short -.- 

  • be more descrete and wear a suit with sunglasses, that'd be awesome

  • The sounds fit perfectly :)

  • Hes part of the CIA

  •  why so short

  • Wow this video was pointless and ended way to quickly

  • I used to not be paranoid... then I took an arrow to the knee

  • glasses girl is hot

  • Wtf i thought my internet got disconnected ... You just barely started... Was this the trailer or something?

  • This would be extremely epic if someone had just stolen something right before jack did this to them

  • LOL...short AF though..

    I REALLY want to see another Nonsense video.. those ones are ridiculously funny.. and it gives me more nonsense to say to people haha

  • oh the things i would do to jack without parental supervision ;)

  • INDECISIVE

  • Pooter has run its course IMO... this right here is amazing

  • Physic paranoid:

    "He just looked at me, paranoidally"

  • @MrAlekz "Physic"? Don't you mean, "psychic"?

  • Jack so funny!!!

  • flag that guy down there! how can this be fake anyway?

  • You should include in your phone call "Yeah go ahead and get the police here" that will really freak them out.

  • @blacksoul100ify i hope you're joking.

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  • i want to see jack get in another fight with someone

  • hahaha yeah i agree with powerthroughmusic , and the whole letting it ring first is awsome , youre halarious.

  • man does 2 first girls reaaly did get scared lol

  • I freakin love Marshmallow Mateys

  • make them longer!

  • Sometimes when im home alone i cover my naked body with vaseline and crowl around pretending im a slug.

  • @stexy07 lol

  • follow me on twitter @ItsSimplyLa_ #teamfollowback ..

  • follow me on twitter @ItsSimplyLa_

  • Everyone stop telling Jack what to do damn

  • @7145551234 Nigga please!

  • @emello4you aaaahhhhhh bitch fuck you and your mom fuckin wangsta whitty wanna be black nd shit Fuck you

  • you should make the phone ring every time.

  • You're the man

  • Lol. The whites don't get as scared. They're like, "You can't hurt me. I live in the suburbs!!"

  • Jackvale has a samsung...or is that a standard android ringtone? I r stalking.

  • This is only constructive critisism here Jack, not having an attitude coz you're great, but think of it this way, this is your living, your job, so don't work about twice a week for all in all about 4 minutes of prankness! Make it at least 10 like you used to!! :D

  • @andyynwa94 I could have sworn Jack had another job!

  • @VolcomBoy921 Nope. :) Full time prankster, as it says on his channel!

  • wear a suit ;)

  • @millenardo That'd be to obvious.

  • Toooo short!

  • best reactions yets lol

  • lol,,how about a paranoid /and fart video in one...

  • check out "stevenjotv"...mad shit on there...this is good too..:)

  • no more farting videos, there are way too many already, make more of these and make them longer

  • @buckeyefan9325 your stupid

  • @buckeyefan9325 No more fart videos? Are you on crack?

  • @dodmoful they become not funny after the 50th time

  • He's making us want more with the short video's so we will want more of it.

  • He uploaded a video on Youtube.....his video has 1,038 likes and 61 dislikes.....and it has 29,649 views. So I'm telling you, you need to get down here!

  • funny stuff

  • i luv it all, thx

  • Wtf 1 min?

  • 3 minutes should be the minimum for these things. Come on dude, 1 minute is like a damn free sample of the whole dinner. Not enough to satisfy the appetite. Don't make it this short again, please

  • I like paranoid. It's way better than farting. 

  • Paranoid are not everyones favorite,

  • Dude that's funny stuff, make it longer

  • One minute and fourteen seconds? Come on man, make more videos and make them longer!!

  • Great.......but just too short again.

  • Ha Ha LOL

  • Do more paranoid videos, they are hilarious!

  • the first two girls were terrified

  • Longerrrrr pls

  • To add what @PowerThroughMusic said, you should say something like "Make sure everyone's in place, and there are two of them, so get a second K9 unit out there."

    Then quickly walk away.

  • lol

  • I Was 1000th Like (: FTB

  • @brookasaurus1282 lol that's so funny 

  • I think every video should have sound effects :D

  • Come on a minute long video??

  • PARRAAANNOOIDDD

  • Come on Jack, ads on Youtube are longer than this video.

    Paranoid are our favorite ONES! We Want them Longer please :)!

  • @gadsawi4ever dude I'm blocked from edbassmaster and uncle john for saying stuff like that.

  • You and Jack Vale are 2 best things that happened to youtube!

  • @DamianDeEu that is jackvale lol did you mean edbassmaster or something?

  • @brookasaurus1282 HAHA yeah... I was bit stoned that day ;)

  • You have to show there reactions when you show them the camera! They are always so funny!!

  • jack vale why are you a nigger

  • haaaaaa very good reaction from the first 2 women....

  • Good but too short! 2 minutes at least please!

  • it would be soooo much more funny if you were in a suit and sunglasses

  • "Undecisive"?

  • I think you should do the paranoid thing, but before you walk away say "Is everyone in place?"

  • omg! you gotta be shitting me! jack you need more and more time bud!

  • Yeah.. Oh yeah he's... Uh taking a poop right now.. Yeah right now.. Yup android phone & pooping " oh now he's laughing " yeah.. Yup he likes it!

  • My favorite prank....more!!!

  • Jack, the phone ringing and answering it for this prank sells it....should do that more for the 'effect' of it :-)

  • Best Paranoid video that I've seen in a long time. The phone ring was a good touch. These videos work best when you're making people think that you're some govt/public official that's spying on them, as opposed to just walking by them and broadcasting all their actions. On a couple of other occasions, you pretended that the person you were talking to on the phone was coming after you, and you gave them the description of the person standing nearby. That was also funny

  • Cool but short :)

  • Much better when the phone rings first just wish video was a bit longer

  • Too short! I love it, but this needs to be longer!

  • haha, that was good! I like it much better when "someone calls"

  • whatsup uncle jack, this reminds me of the time we all shat ourselves! haha good times

  • LOLOLOL

  • it's over...?

  • TOO SHORT DO THEM ATLEAST 3 MINUTESSS

  • the first lady tripped the fuck out 

  • Too short! :p

  • One of my favorite paranoid vids :D But.. It's way too short :(

  • MOREEEEE PARANOID 

  • -__- that was mad short..

  • HOOOOOOOOO GODDDDDDDDDDDD SAVE USSSSS!!!!!

  • lmao