Geordie Star Wars (Part 1/7)

[etonroad]

/watch?v=btUz-bHHVyI

[fergyc]

Han shot first

[comegetasample]

eyyyyyyy poncing of somewhere solo!!!.........nevermind about the money its the penguins hes after, the ones youve got hidden in your wookie, now where is it?

[comegetasample]

ooooooooo fookin pasecs eh........oooooo hes on about corellions now.........MINT!

[EnnisUltra]

EY?!!! This cunt called me Mick jagger!!!!

[liampw20]

this is crap

[bigfellamind]

Absolute sh*te

[bigfellamind]

Absolute sh*te...

[LightningShadowX]

2:56 'Who the fuckin' hell are YOU!?'

[rawmo]

Digital Wind AARGH!!!

[jakemuch]

Isn't parsec a unit of measurement not time?

[st1cklebr1ck]

@jakemuch Time can be measured and you can use a stopwatch to measure it there for you make a measurement. The parsec is a unit of distance along with the mile, kilometre and light year.

[jakemuch]

@st1cklebr1ck ...it's a family guy quote, stephen hawking.

[gravygwundud]

CRAP!

[TimmahUK]

Is this even fucking lit? Lol.

[gaynessfatjo]

ten thousand regal king size

okay 2,000 and 15 when we get there classic

[albertpesker]

my dead body. right then! boooooooom! wa! mental

[eleveninches]

I LOL'D

[mrfreeguard]

no where near as good as taffwars

[inbreadman08]

japseye knight hahahah

[GeordieTerrier]

SCUMBERLAND! HAHAHHA

[skunkhead2006]

2.05 the aliens sniffing coke!!!

[ArmandKarlsen]

Eyy, shit's kickin' off, lads!

[ArmandKarlsen]

It's a dandy wee Fiat ye got there, mate. It's got--it's got nae fuckin wheels!

[supertowel08]

never mind about the money its the penguins his after the ones you got hidden in your wookie now where is it?

[tuned2008]

your just lucky i found u before that fett lunatic, he wants ya dipped in illumiun

[tuned2008]

hey! poncin off sumwhere solo?

[AngelArtists]

What a load of crap that was!

[dirtylivin07]

SUNDERLAND!!! *You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy* lol

[mcchrisy]

totally shite man propa crap

[darrcase83]

this is absolute bullshit

[toonmag50]

lads this vid was almost amusing-but then its just a variation of drawing cocks in a school library enclyclopdia

[FUSTOM1]

are you fuking kidding small love this is da legandery star wars

[hadoshrooms]

AMAZING totally aint seen this in years

made in toon makes you feel proud of yah city

[smalllove1]

What's the name of this film?

[tuned2008]

its obvioulsy lord of the rings

[supertowel08]

oooo fucking parsecs lmao

[tuned2008]

ooo hes on about the correlian ships now

[supertowel08]

Regal kinsize 10,000 all in advance

[tuned2008]

yeah but whos gunna smoke em kid?

[supertowel08]

sarge sarge your walking away sarge oh for fuck sake

[tuned2008]

blonde bloke, pointy hat

[supertowel08]

good job i found you before that fett bloke he wants you dipped in aluminium

[brooklynlulu]

LOL, this is hysterical!! I got Geordie family, sending this link to my cuz in Newcastle lmao. Makes me miss good ole UK.

[xIMunchyIx]

ROFL I LOVE THIS!

[joejordan034]

"white helmet, big gun, now turn out your f*ckin pockets" genius

[jedinine]

its got no fucking wheels hahahahahahah

[theyoungstar]

hahaha "Sunderland!!!" classic

[thejonesboymb]

who's gonna smoke 'em kid....you?

[CarpCatcher8]

LMAO

[mcjep]

this is soo funny love it

[callumc93]

did i hear japs eye knight or did i imagine it lol

[heyeverybodyshappy]

SUNDRLAND; you will never find a more retched hive of scum an villany. I miss Newcastle SO much.

[Digitalbrits]

FUCK YOU DIRT DIPSHIT

[science454]

Could've done without the farting, but otherwise entertaining.

[jamieleng]

Made the Kessel run in 12 parsnips, why aye man!

[ZeroOneCentaurion]

I wonder how many people noticed that a parsec is a unit of distance, not time?

[ArmandKarlsen]

One discussion suggested the statement is still valid if Han was talking about the efficiency of the course his nav computer could plot, rather than how fast the ship could travel.

[ZeroOneCentaurion]

Ehehehe! That will really annoy my dad when I tell him xD. What if it was 12 parsecs end to end?

[ArmandKarlsen]

ZeroOneCentaurion: I don't know, but I always try to remember that Star Wars is first and foremost "space opera", not harder sci-fi like Babylon 5, etc. Especially when it's Geordie Star Wars :D

"Regal King-size; 10,000; all in advance." :P

[ZeroOneCentaurion]

Babylon 5 is epic. Crack-pipe anyone?

[kickassfrog92]

what if it was just a straight line

[RicoRichmond]

Me.

[chrispyfur]

At light speed I wonder if you've noticed the mix up....

[GrahamAlmighty]

got any R.E.M mate????

[paulovtown]

"its gonna cost ya, regal king size, 10,000 of em" class

[OIIIlllIIIO]

-"GO ON SID! BAR 'IM!"

-"I'm not barrin' nee fuckin' Jeddie"

-"Is this fucker even lit?"

-"No!"

-"Look Here! White helmet, big gun - you turn yer pockets out!"

-"You're in deep trouble, you are ya pink bastard. You're just lucky I found yer before that Fett lunatic! He wants yer dipped in aluminium!"

Greedo's bit about the penguins is brilliant too.

[sioc88]

lol jidis

[buckleheid]

sounds fookin canny like !

love it........

[raidz06]

ooooooooh fuckin parsecs!!!

[MESMERA220]

If you like this you should check out Jimbaloony's selection of Star Wars spoofs called 'Taff Wars' available on Youtube

[IsoMorphix]

He doesnt like you. - He called you a cunt!

I don't like you either. - He called ME a cunt!

Fucking hilarious. But being an American, there were bits I just couldn't decipher.

[Berrald]

it's gat nay fuckin wheels... lol

[Phleanix]

SUNDERLAND!!!!!!

You'll never find more rechid hive of scum and villainy.... we must be cautious.

haha, Brill :P

[jimilock]

shite

[elliotthutchins]

Absolutely fookin amazin! Seriously one of the funniest things av ever seen!

"Ayyyyy, poncin off somewhere solo? haha!!"

[SpentIt]

Heh, I have the original on VCD and converted to DVD :)

[rentafist]

this is fucking cool

[josephkrolikowski]

Great stuff!

[agentdreyer]

Go on Des! Bar 'em!

[32ndPanzerDiv]

pure and simple LOL

[NufcToonski]

SUNDERLAND!!!!!!!

[geordietart]

this is mint like and its funny as fuck lol

[adamlewis100]

"It's got no fucking wheels!"

[Chesterpk]

'Its the penguins ya got hidden in ya wookie!1 haha legend mate (Y)

[richberts]

mint:)

[Jameso248]

ha ha

SUNDERLAND

youll never find a pace with more scum and villany ha ha mint

[kennaadam]

stfu ftm

[Young1978]

Check out Geordie Garfield. Quality not as good, but it's Oz. I got it via blutooth. Excellent!

[doom989]

Haha! awsome, one of you sounds just like Oz sometimes. Fukin calss mates.

[JohnotheWolfBoy]

Look mate, White Helmet, Big Gun. Now turn your Pockets out!

Got any REM, mate?

[kelywelly]

"Ponsin off somewhere solo?!"

"Listen Here ya Pink Bastad"

Quality

[BlazingIceCubes]

japs eye knights...

[durhamblue]

"Got any REM mate" - pure class. Been ages since I saw this, brings back memories haha

[BlazingIceCubes]

aye same ere

[wolsinghambloke]

aye,canny,canny.

[StanTheStoic]

fockin brill that.

thanks for sharing.

[shortfilmbigshot]

The "fiery bonnet" strikes again...bless you, angels of the north.

[colomboscigar]

wicked! been wanting to see this again for ages.

saw this at uni in nottingham about 1996...lived with a geordie who brought it down from the toon. cheers for the post . made mt day

[ohdeasu]

thats fuckin mint. SUNDERLAND! id love to see a yank get totally lost watching this.

[ChopSockeyJockey]

Here Sid. This arsehole just called us Mick fucking Jagger!.

Piss meself everytime. Quality.

[deckspinner]

Sunderland!!

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum & villany!!"

Love it.

[viperlacrimae]

Nice to see it's been "remastered" too

[dixie60]

thesunderland one was good

[Toasty667]

For cryin out loud mon! Excellent. :P

[weresaz]

wooooooooo fucking falcon watch out my fucking fiesta does twice as fast u fucking twit  youtube ban this commnet lol

[toonlass1]

big up the geordies

[Billaargh]

Hallelujah! :D

[abigfathen]

Top Quality! First seen this at college, thought it was lost forever! Sit back, relax and enjoy!

[buckety82]

hahaha! Poncin' off somewhere, Solo?

Class :D

[Chewbaxter]

:D I like the 'Regal King Size' comment!

I never knowed that Lukk smerked tabs yer gnaw!

:D

N.

[tuneseeker]

purely belta