Uncensored Scene From Fight Club A MUST WATCH

[izsmrpickle]

No this is definitely not funny. This is what happens when you give a mic to a 12yr old from the next generation that doesn't know what comedy is because he has been bombarded with Lil Wayne and Reality TV for the majority of his life. This kid attempted to ruin an all time classic but thankfully failed.

[wmparse1]

not sure is this funny?

[dickens216]

this is garbage.

[Nerolus]

SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP

[unrealharry]

americans aren't funny

[IchWillDie]

Fuck you!

Ruined a very good scene.

- btw anyone who know the song at the end may please PM me :)

[o0TaylorHeath0o]

@IchWillDie

The song is "Abort Mission" and was specially created for the film by the Dust Brothers. It's on the special edition soundtrack, which you can download pretty much anywhere if you look for it :)

[BarbaraPolonaTV]

I loved this scene :D

[vile20xx]

wow this is fucking terrible. go rape yourselves please.

[Futurespacemango]

wow it took me a long ass time to find this scene, cuz i needed word for word what those police men said... thanks alot dickweed.

[alexthegrait]

You guys do realize that the person who made this made it just to piss everyone off and probaly has the time of his/her life reading all you guys's hate comments.

[merezstarz]

I don't even get how this is meant to be funny though I fully understand how its fucking shit.

[chiu13152]

wow this fucking blows,id rather watch barney

[maketheworldfree]

u fkin dik

[RobtheBig]

i thought it was funny

[mrrobotrain]

The guy who made this is Jack's wasted life.

lol and Jill's nipples.

[kjp3793]

...dont do stand up

[MacedonianFelon]

whoever is talking is an idiot, just wanted to let u know

[david33743374]

hmm not funny

[TyDaChemist]

i agree

[raddude94]

hey everybody calm the fuck down. i love this movie, and i always have, but that doesnt mean that this is stupid. it was really funny! he did a great job at it, and i laughed my ass off. its not a serious mockery of fight club, its just having some fun.

[HellooooTom]

No, this is really really stupid. This was not a good job. This was not creative or worth my time to watch.

[raddude94]

....i sorry, am i supposed to care? i didnt make this fucking video, so fuck off u asswipe. i thought it was funny, now fuck off u cunt

[chailizard]

You're not funny.

[Macaroni590]

LOL OMG WHAT A LOW TECH NUB

[sexybackSAFC]

Why ruin a perfectly good movie?! You've just completely killed it. Good job. =/

[lucidiquedreams]

i thought this was totally funny.

"okay crazy"

[AintNoDevil]

Lol, Lead salade...always makes me laugh

[alecme]

not remotly funny

[pratikh]

Whoever made this video is a retard.

[idodaindow5t68]

dumb cunt

[leanonme1]

fag who made this

[rtfloor]

your gay

[AZoje]

not funny

[Revrin743]

aw dude.. i hate to jump on the bandwagon but that was stupid..and YOURE stupid.talking trash on the internet is retarded but you seriously deserve it..fucken idiot

[NightmareXxX019]

You fucked up one of the greatest movies in history you Fucking Homo!!!!!!!

[diegolmedo]

yeah the most stupid cunt ever

[ktjam30]

this video is a horrible piece of shit

[vdwakke]

This sucks!

[BlackStalion116]

I only wasted 30 seconds of mu life on this worthless crap.

Hey at least you tried, Tyler would be proud of your efforts

[roxlax95]

you shouldnt a voiced this over you fag. and nitro glycerine is an explosive not nailpolish crap

[daretodefine]

go hit puberty! this is crap

[ge6me]

lol anyone who makes fun of this movie is a total fag and looser

[derekhugh]

he's a lieutenant, must be fag yea .

[JTBD45]

how the hell do you call this crap funny?

IT ISN'T!!!

[garkah]

ABSOLUTE SHIIITE!! Unfunny, crap ,dubbing of a good film......don't give up your daytime job luv!

[uitparola]

you are a great funny person. I love your work.

Let's have babies, yes ?

[LieutenantSparkles]

lol, really? That's a first. Sure, why not.

[paintballplus20]

i hope you know he is being sarcastic, you're a fag

[NiceFail]

I only hope that people like him aren´t allowed to reproduce

[paintballplus20]

one can only wish...

[NightmareXxX019]

Why ruin a damn awesome movie with poor ass voiceovers and stupid shit

[rekabdarb]

you know... this is actually pretty funny, despite it totally making fun of the movie, and i loved that movie

[rekabdarb]

his balls

[whatsontv1234]

Tyler would say "I dont give a fuck"... So I dont.

You just made twats out of yourselves. You sound like you got your testicles removed anyway! HAHA! Thats why you ripped this film! YOU HAVE NO BALLS!

[samiasa2000]

looser

[cujo916]

iv commented on this before and i agree with mrfreckels187, we are all Fight Club fans so DON'T FUCK WITH US!!!!

[weklund2]

wat a fag don't ever have voiceovers

[SquirllyRath]

Hahah I love Fight Club but that was totally hilarious. I don't understand why people are getting all butt hurt about this.

Stupid people bitching about this just shut up and get over it.

[greeksoccafreak7]

How dare you even begin to insult this movie? Are you out of your mind? Fuck you. Go die in a fire. This movie is fucking incredible.

[farthaha123]

it sucks that when it first came out everyone was like it suckd but now its the shit....in a good way

[Delicatoboll]

Sounds like a fat American.. wait lets just say American. Cause they ARE ALL FAT! FATTY

[mrfreckels187]

im not going to lie to you, that was funny, on the flipside let these comments be a lesson... Do Not Fuck With US. besides i think you can get fucked legaly without permission.

[kaushikghosh2006]

Asshole dont mess with this movie!

[devilsown18]

they werent gonna rape imm they gonna cut his balls off

[weyss]

you stupid fuck! dont mess with my favourite Movie!! you go n watch Shrek !!

[StonerKid655321]

Fight club is a shit film. I said it.....

[4q57y]

Good Job. You just destroyed maybe thee best film ever. FAGGOT!!

[SpenBenLen]

You fag.

^^Self-Explanitory

[Venom1225]

you fucktard,you punkass little bitch you better never show your dumbass face in antwerp or you'll find out what fightclub is about

[kuklok1989]

fuck you kid for killing this move you a fuckerthat need to die

[enmity666]

"Nitro-glycerin...what is that nail polish remover?"

What a homo

[enmity666]

Man...this kid is such a fucking faggot

[gabe7765]

Don't rag too hard on the guy for doing this....he's just a kid with a very lame sense of humor

[fatgogi]

this isnt funny you prick

delete this asshole

[flavouredblack]

i didnt watch it all. i didnt enjoy what i did watch.

[Elwoood13]

He should Leeroy Jeenkins when he gets backed into the corner.

[xxmarka]

hahaha I love how norton delivers the lead salad line

[333mitch333]

worst three minutes of my life .

[jezus92191]

yeh people who waste their time making this crap need to grow up a little bit more before they should be allowed on the internet

[panzerfaust375]

who ever did the over dub voices sux!!

i hate u.

[codenamepsychedelic]

hahahahaha

[GunslingerRoland19]

I must say that this video is absolutely horrible. I, however, am not going to call you a bunch of names and curse at you. I do, however, think this was a pathetic attempt by a loser who gets beat up a lot in highschool to make fun of an awesome movie he/she? didn't understand. You're obviously a virgin judging by the poor humor and amount of time you have on your hands. If I were you, I'd retire from making videos. The quality was awful and you're voice-overs were terrible and just not funny.

[nico1468]

1) wtf is this?

2) you sound like a twat

3) fuck off

[adarone]

Man you suck at this...you just suck man the degree of which you suck is incomprehensible

[LeoAdd0]

Yes, totally agree. This achieved maximum suckage. Most appropriate line of this video: "Yeah, I don't know if I quite get this."

[DeftPunk0]

*Spits At Face*

[EEEman35]

whoever made this is one of the biggest pieces of shit ever to come across the internet. i hope you get hit by a mac-10 or a mack truck

[rozza001]

HAHAHAHAHahahhah whoever made this video is a complete fuck up in life. easily the worst sense of humour i've come across in my lifetime. You must die! slowly and painfully too.

[ProfessorMonkeyFonix]

abort babies. lol. poster- you are worthless.

[cujo916]

no efence but that was a pointless waste of my time and you totally ruined an amazing movie and clearly you are to immature to apritiat a good movie.

[explodation]

this is quite stupid. it kinda mocks fight club. why change a winning formula?

[brajkraft]

you sound like a 7 year old girl

[erikeccles]

This makes me want to abort babies.

Don't ever reproduce.

[StrAwBeRryButteRcuP]

I wanna spit on your face and throw lye on you

[weisse007]

only thing that is gay here is your voice, get a chemical burn in the rain like mate gallmeyercaboose said=)

[greensmith130]

i hate you

for now

for ever

go back to your yiff you person of a lessened intellect

[gallmeyercaboose]

u deserve a chemical burn in the rain for making this gay shit

[SkateOrDie141]

thanks for ruining my day. dont destroy things that are great

[srhlovato79]

this is so retarded!

[6045310708]

everyones saying the voiceover is a guy. i seriously thought it was a girl lol

[GunslingerRoland19]

It is a girl... And a hot one at that. But her crimes for mocking this movie will not go unnoticed. Unless she did a movie of her tits... than I'd probably forgive her. But not before!

[TheUnspeakableTruth]

Wow you seriously fucked up this scene, it was more funnier without the gay voice-over

[Tusek420]

yea lol

[PunksInVegas]

God this is seriously pathetic

[traningday]

fucking piece of shit video this shit suppose to be funny pull your fucking dick out of your ass fucking fag.

[TtylerDurden]

Fight club = Alcoholics Anonomous = Wednesday Night Bible Study. Wake Up People Awake Awaken Awakenment! Sqorpio1980 Aaron Waddington Sirius AMen Aaron' Men Sheep Sheeple undying services etched in time

[LadyHellFyre]

You were beat up as a child, weren't you? Perhaps you were inappropriately touched by your dad or stepdad, so the idea of utilizing success and admiration as components of self-obsessed homosexuality-turned-humor are your only source of self satisfaction, quieting your mind of the inevitable: You are a useless, undesired, unwanted, piece of shit, and no one will ever miss you when you die.

Do you enjoy getting popularity for being a total jackass?

[ssDaNss]

Just because you haven't hit puberty and your a fat poor nerd with no friends, doesn't mean you have to make fun of one of the most successful and badass and meaningful movies of all time.

[happyhappy85]

wow this isnt funny.

[nuttingu]

LOL! guys, this is HILARIOUS i donno what ur talking about

[snatcherofpeachs]

FAIL

[stripes12345678910]

The dude make fun of this movie. Is A real JACKASS this movie awesome and nobody has the right to make fun of it.

[LenR6]

god you lowlife peace of shit kid. Ignorant soab

[madddog35]

wow. youtube has definitely gone downhill.

[kornkid121285]

Dude you are seriously retarded. You think you're funny but when was the last time you had a girlfriend or any friends at that. You need to get some so then you will have something better to do with your time. Do you like having people after you?

[patriota54]

dude..you re a imbecile.. to make crapy shit stuff like that on a so good movie like this one.. you didn t understant a SINGLE message from this movie i think that for you age it s better to watch carton....

[sandman2064]

Yeah, you just like shit all over this scene. Funny.

[countess85]

i fucking LOVE YOU!!! XD fucken FAG!!! i've watched that scene over and over, and you pretty well narrated exactly what i was thinking every time. ed norton, victim with a gun. *dies of an orgasm*

[gazzle15]

wat a fag you destroyed this movie thanx fucktard

[danalan666]

35 thousand people sat through this; that's a sad commentary on us.

[LieutenantSparkles]

It truly is.

[shoeboxed360]

another 1000 since then...

[texasB666]

you see THIS and are thinkin of porn ?? what's wrong with you ? stop the masturbating,quit your job ,start a fight ,prove you're alive ,if you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic ,you've been warned ......Tyler

[texasB666]

let's see if i say this right:i am a big man yes i am ,and i have a big gun ,got me a big old dick and i like to have fun...i want her seduction of naked ways,i hate you fake ,love ,lust the game ,your mistake ,don't think ,don't blink ,lose your head to solve the link NOW down on your knees you sluts ,prepare for the most tender fuck ,i'll make you lust for cunts ,i wanna take your ass for making that vid to a place that has no name,i wanna tape your mouth so i can't hear your gibberish FUCK U!

[colossus5000]

who ever made this video is a huge faggot.

[wtroh]

HAHAHA how old are u 4 years it sure as hell sound like it stupid

[hekdatek]

what a dumb bitch that made this video not funny at all..

[FordGTFourT]

well jackson is a hard act to follow but what the hell, THIS VIDEO SUCKS MY PENISBERRIES.

[elfslay]

It had a small chance of being funny, but you lost me when you spoke in that annoying fucked up high voice.

[jacksondonahue]

I hope your parents are both drowned in tubs of aging steaming bat semen as you watch while your penis is cut off with a water pressure gun. fuck you and your shitty ass misplaced creativity and terrible voice over. stick your dick in a soda can you piece of shit. your are a waste of mass on this earth, i'd rather swim in the blood of babies then watch this video again.

[insomniastic]

HAHAHA, omg im gonna hafta use that one sometime

[samantonio]

Fun :D

[IPunchaUInTheFace]

Girls made this, silly. :3

[HumanCruton]

A lead salad.

[BornAgainAgnostic]

I want to stab the poster of this video and urinate in the wounds.

[davemustaine89]

Lieutenant how stupid could you possibly be..?

Get a life or go kill yourself

[jason7imittos]

poso MALAKAS eisai???

[Keevtara]

I'm sorry, but this is utter shit.

[danicxz]

omfg

that was pathetic

[rjmyy]

losers do exist

[23rdSoul]

You should be arrested for making this. You defaced a perfectly good movie.

[jeramieleonard]

okay I'm gay and even I want to punch you for making this.

[samhuinn1991]

I wish Tyler Durden would see this, look u up and beat the living shit outta you!

[SoulSeeker20]

this was the gayest piece of shit i ever seen....i say someone hack this faggot

[XxXDanteaXxX]

you stupid cunt, you just messed up an excelent scene , fucking douche bag

[Freddie3113]

Wtf is this shit!

[anonlovesxenu]

For something to be a parody it has to be funny, and you took what fight club was and just degraded it.

Congratulations, you have no creativity, i hear family guy is hiring.

[dickmorrison]

who ever posted this is a idiot

[guitarb0y223]

dude whoever that voice is he is a faggot who should get his eye balls ripped out and then get raped from his eye sockets

[joannesongbird]

It really is so easy to make me laugh, but this made me want to find you and hit you so hard with a blunt object. You do not degrade Fight Club with your horrible works of 'art' or a way to be 'original'. You failed epically. Peace.

[ownz275]

Gay voice

[420IrishRasta420]

flag this vid as spam everyone!!!!!!!!

[420IrishRasta420]

fuck you and your mother you pathetic cum gussling faggot for tampering with perfection.

eat shit

[evaldas85]

Its not funny, what is the point of that?

[Nigolian]

this video is a damn disgrace way to totally mess up a great and classic movie douche bag

[hyperpmp]

lameeeeeeeeeeee

[moniker127]

This kid is an idiot.

[AdamLazzaraYum]

What a dick, why ruin a good movie.

Glad i read the commnets first.

[lolzinOo]

SHIT.

[xzillo40]

really disrespectful, but funny.

[Himself6196]

Faggot.

[ladiesman4835]

that was funny

[xxxwattsxxx]

oh you're so fucking hilarois idiot

[xgetawayxcar09]

you fucked up this so bad, it makes me want to take a knife and stab it in my ears so i never have to hear anything you just said.

you're fucking pathetic.

[NAT3YG]

first of all it was never even censored and second of all ur fucking fag voiceovers ruined a great movie u fcking faggot

[haillexi]

Whew, good think I read the comments before watching- I hate when people do this kinda shit.

[boomachine1]

totally fucked up the video

[dask8erboi]

wow. I feel empty inside

[l2ezado]

great job you really did your best to fuck up one of my favorite films. check out American Film institute Top 10 films. youll find plenty more to ruin.

and btw, if I meet you someday, I'll stick that microphone of yours up your ....

[UltraViolencex]

That was awful. This movie was amazing and you ruin it with crappy dubs like this. This is so stupid.

[XoPhilXo]

This was ridiculously bad, This is why good movies and microphones shouldn't be made available to fat 12 year old boys. Way to ruin a scene with your pre-school humor, this isn't funny in any respect.

[Eliott1L2T]

this hurts my brain, i dont like it

[MrCharles411]

See your rating?

Don't poke fun at good films. Just makes you look like an asshole.

[horsey05]

Wow, lame. How does this movie bring out so many weirdos? I love this movie, but some people take it all wrong.

[Samaelparkour]

oh my god please die of ball cancer, if stupidity hurt you would be in agony and that is what i wish of you

P.S: LICK MY ASSHOLE!!!

[puchuman]

what the fffffffff