interesting how if we make a comment saying windows is not very good and poor quality, the truth hurts windows users so much, that they do not say... well thats not true and here is why...... But instead shout abuse and name call lol - bless em :)
I am laughing at all of you who pay for bullshit data plans that aren't as "unlimited" as you think and buy a new device just because it gets %4 better.
What do we want $500 iPhone that we know is the VERY best in every way or a cheap version that some FAT guy gets outs quickly so he can try an hide the fact he has just copied apples iPhone.
iphone is $500 because it is... WORTH IT with all the support and help we get AFTER the sale and the fact that its easy to use, stylish and fast....
In the UK the iPhone is $800 and We pay it.. because its still worth it.
Apple do not think of the money, they think of the product and make sure it is something we want and that will last, most of there profits go in to coming up with NEW stuff that people WANT.. hell they cud charge $1000 for the phone and we would pay it.
@jaymeeface do you really believe on that? Do you think they want to make the best products for you? So why my iPhone 4S doesn't come with 4G? Why can't i get the same specs of the Galaxy Note, if they want to make me happy? Why my battery sucks? I have two mobile phones: an old Nokia 6630 and an iPhone 4S. The battery on my 6630 lasts 4 days, the iPhone 4S a couple of hours, a day with tricks -.-'
I love Apple too but you guys think Apple is better than Microsoft, but it isn't...
@jaymeeface You are a damn fool. You are a sheep and nothing else, being led around by overpriced gadgets. Pieces of plastic, cheep metal and silicone.
@legitimatemind there products are only over priced to people who are use to buying cheap windows computers that are simply a watered down version of what apple have to offer, better to pay 30-40% more for something thats well built and designed to last that people have taken there time to create so its perfect. Rather than copies of something you wish you had that breaks every 6-12 months that you have to pay £1.50 for tech supports. i use to be on windows an spent 1000s on repairs now, i don't
@legitimatemind basicly id rather be a sheep have something thats decent (with free support and advice anytime i like in ANY store in the world) than have something that looks feels runs like crap and only lasts a year at the most and end up paying more than i would of for an apple computer because of all the repairs it needs, people think apple is over priced, but they forget all the FREE updates and help we get. Apple are elegant and humble, This joker reminds me of a used car sales man
@jaymeeface Elegant? don't make me laugh. It's a fucking brick. Simple little shapes for simple people with simple minds. My "dumb phone" will last four times as long as your stupid icrap. Oh and guess what. When the battery dies? I just buy a new one? when your battery dies? You get a whole new phone, useless. Of course you buy a new one every year so why even bring that up. You also think your "free" updates are such a big deal. Everyone with EVERY phone and computer get those free! Duuuuuuh.
THEFT! Apple fans laughing at theft! That just tops everything. Jobs stole all the ideas he is praised for from either Xerox, Microsoft or Android - Apple fans are the last ones to laugh when it comes to laughing at theft.
I doubt this will change your opinion towards Apple you are clearly very biased but he does make a good point by saying that the iphone is overpriced. And besides at the time all the phones were dumb phones. If anything Microsoft didnt see it coming.
steve jobs was a revolutionary human being in the computer world. apple is successful for a reason. because they made a product that was easier to use and better build quality. im posting this from my iphone!
So Ballmer's value proposition is that his products are cheaper.... I think he is missing the point. MS have accomplished great things in the world of technology and I hope they will continue to do so under the leadership of Steve.
@TOMMY95215 Ballmer is an embarrassment to the world of IT business. His behaviour is shameful and not that of a CEO. He has no interest in quality - only money and business for the company 'He loves'.
So he looks foolish. But what's worse? Having some foolish looking guy like Ballmer? Or being an itard who gets duped on every piece of over priced eye candy that comes out from apple? They have ok phones, but the plans are all over priced. Their macs however have mediocre, slow, outdated hardware. A could get an i7 based pc that could run rings around a $2000 imac, a year before apple had i7. And I only paid $700. Then when they got i7, mine was still a bit faster due to settings.
@kraskata2012 I disagree. Apple products are the best in the industry. You pay a premium price for the value. If it was overpriced, it would have a high price WITHOUT high value.
@ZaydTalks well, value is entirely subjective and intangible so it is hard to say whether their products really have high value or they are just marketing geniuses. I think its the second.
@kraskata2012 How the hell are any of Apple's products overpriced? It's quality. Of corse is a Mac made of aluminum gonna be more expensive than a plastic PC with the same tech specs. Apple is expensive, not overpriced.
@kraskata2012 of corse it's not only the aluminum. It the combination of all the quality materials. Apple builds all of their products of aluminum, stainless steal and glass instead of cheap materials like plastic, that all the other companies does. The only way Apple would be overpriced, was if they made all their hardware out of plastic and rubber, but still charged $1,799.00 for a MacBook Pro.
It makes me laugh that Steve Ballmer laughs at Apple, yet apple are making much better products while Microsoft is going down hill! Windows XP was the last good Windows Product!! Windows 7 is still shit!
@WilliamVandervleut, what you should laugh at is your self. Apple should stick to phones, because their macs are over rated and not so great. If MS is going down hill it's due to uninformed itards being brainwashed by steve job's deceptive speeches. He's a marketing expert and uses hypnosis to get people all emotional with his speeches. He then gets people to link those emotions to apple. Soon after that, he empties their wallets. He's admitted to using NIke's sales tactics as well.
Apple is doing much better than Microsoft, I use to be a Windows user but now I have used a Apple computer I will never go back to that shit! MAC FTW!!! :D
LOL he had no idea... He has no vision.... he's stuck to the past (keyboard - seriously?) btw your dislikes are toward Ballmer, not your video TSMELives, so don't worry :D
Balmer career death watch! WHEN (not if) will he be fired? I say by the first quarter, 2012, after a disastrous xmas season. If Windows 8 tanks, it will be even worse.
Can't blame the guy for not being able to predict the future. Apple and Microsoft are not mutually exclusive, but dependent on each other. Jobs said it himself, CONSUMERS and ENTERPRISE are two different things, Apple = Consumer, Microsoft = Enterprise. Balmer even said in this interview, a business person can't do their emails on the iPhone, in other words, he doesn't give a crap about iPhone, he cares about his Enterprise customers.
@inventormaker Apple had a mouse before Microsoft. And your point is? Small man syndrome, go buy motorola so you can stop making comments on this page.
@inventormaker of course they did, and what did you see the most out there for smartphones? RIM devices, Windows Phone was a joke back then, and i don't think your saying iPhone actually copied the windows phone, cause that will be just silly
@TheJaceMaster Looks like the one who made this comment is a Steve Ballmer fanboy, Plus I think he knows very well that even Microsoft fanboys are laughing at him.
all you proved with this video is that you with lick the shit off apples ass nothing more when it come down to it microsoft are just better thiefs then apple. apple are slightly biger jews then microsoft too. Dont get me wrong microsoft will burn a hole in your wallet but apple will make you go bank rupt if you just want to right an app for the iphone you have to do it on a mac or its not legal JEW BASTARDS
@Mohagrus How eloquent. A Nazi turd like you has no compunction about inserting JEW BASTARDS into any conversation no matter how infinitely unrelated the subject matter is. What brings your sick, demented psyche to You Tube??
@topsalespro - I'd hate to live in @Mohagrus's world... its gotta be hard being a delusional skinhead.... imagine being a racist who see's what he hates around every corner, under every bed and on every website he visits.
Someone needs to take away his computer and lock him in a padded room.
@frosty1433 Apple's financial capitalization is worth more than both Google and Microsoft combined!
Last quarter iPhone, alone rang up sales of more than $24 billion. More than all of Microsoft's businesses -- Windows, Office, Xbox, enterprise, consumers, the whole shebang.
Well. I still believe that the iPhone is shit. Would never buy one. I haven't met any iPhone owner who hasn't experienced a crash that lasted a whole day or longer within 2 years of usage.
Sadly Windows 7 Phone is also shit. I really love Symbian and I am very disappointed that Nokia has sold its soul to Microsoft and will be using W.
But that's something that would eventually happen anyway. Now they even bought Skype. I'll always be an open source fan. I'll live to see a Linux phone.
See he may act like a fucking idiot but do you really think he gives a shit being the fact that he is CEO of the worlds largest computer software company. This guy makes more money in a day than we all can make in a month. I would act fucking stupid too if I made that much.
@Fade2green514 yeah, i mean. why not. everyone can copy. in every industry. ms, android and all other....followers. The leader is somewhere else. But yeah. What shall I say. This is ridicolous.
i agree steve ballmer is a nutjob...but personally i wouldnt buy either apple nor windows phones(the windows phone because i hate the os, the iphone for the god damned price, particularly compared to the same specs of an android)i wont make fun of you for owning either, but i personally prefer android for the os(which i dont mind the ios either and for the fact the pricing makes sense. but ive gotta say....pc all the way (if for nothing else the price of the power)like mac os? l2build hackintosh
Windows Movie Maker I tried, can any one tell me (Ballmer ?) why when I want to add some text, a new screen appears (overlaying the one with the clips), where I am given up to 20 slots to add text ? WMM is by far the most horrid piece of software ever written. Obviously M$ wanted to torment its hapless drones (customers) to the nth degree. But if they buy M$ shit, then I guess they deserve no better.
Steve Ballmer is a good business man but not a good techie like Bill Gates
and actually I trust Steve Ballmer over Steve Jobs still, why? He is keeping Windows a business/gaming oriented OS which in those two platforms runs better than Macintosh OS, so the Cell Phones, the Windows one is better for work, Apple one is better for retarded monkeys to combine a PSP and a Phone
I have a quetion for you all, freaks! DOES ANYONE OF YOU WORK FOR APPLE?? I guess YOU DON'T!! You're just stupid geeks who waste your freakie time jerking off or sucking cocks...OMG GET A LIFE, LOOSERS!!!
the people in these comments and in this video insulting Balmer's leadership of microsoft know nothing about economics or his history at the company. Since Balmer took complete control from Bill in 2008, the market price has increased 100%. He has kept MSFT competitive for the last 10 years and continues to do so.
just because the iphone is a success doesn't mean his laughter was stupid. hes laughing because the price of the iphone was way to extensive back then. 500$.... for a cellphone. let me say that agian...500$.... for a "cellphone". back then it was a crazy idea. Obviously the iphone is much more than just a cellphone. but at that price it was ridiculous.
First off i hate both companies and use nothing from either of them.
Saying Microsoft steal stuff is totally stupid coming from an Apple user. Very little of the software on an Apple Mac wasn't stolen by Apple, BSD, KHTML/WebKit iTunes, Xcode just to name a few. Microsoft have stolen their fair share of things atmittedly but theyv generally not been so bad about it, more their anti competitive practices. Both companies lie like hell. Overall the iPhone is better but Apple are just as evil as M$
@Poneivanfa I don't know if there is a mac version out. U can check this at the apple site. However, there is a tool in Mac OSX called bootcamp. It creates a second partition. And u can still install windows on it. Windows drivers for bootcamp are on the Mac install cd. So basically yes. U can run MW2 in a mac. If the specs of the mac meet the requirements of the game.
i laugh at whoever takes offense by the two idiot companies apple and microsoft representatives dissing each other's crap. oh, and i do mean CRAP. I LAUGH AT YOU, TSMELIVES, FOR YOU ARE THE ONLY IDIOT, HERE.
That would be Microsoft...always worrying about money. The interesting thing is...if you tried to sell a Windows Mobile phone for 500 bucks, you'd get twice the laughter.
Three years later, the iPhone has more market share than Windows Mobile. So who's laughing now? Haha
I also love how he says "It doesn't appeal to business customers because it doesn't have a keyboard" And their new Windows 7 Phone series doesn't have a keyboard, it's all touchscreen like the iPhone.
as much as i disagree with what ballmer was saying, the theft comment more likely applies to Apple products (high prices, they dont allow native access to file systems, etc)
you put a picture of the worlds ugliest windows device and a pic of the iphone, atleast put up a picture of a windows phone that was made the same year as the iphone. i love apple, i love microsoft. so im not a little fanboy bitch.
This is a horrible video and not because I like MS, in fact I don't really care who is the best or the biggest of MS or Apple - I just know that MS made alot of the software for Apples first computer, Apple I, and that MS continued to be the biggest developer of software used by Apple beside from Apple itself.
This is just stupid, stupid propaganda - and for what?!
@MeckelBot steve jobs is not art and innovation. There are many products out there that are cheaper and work just as well if not better than apple products. Steve Jobs makes things look "pretty" and "cool" and slaps on high prices.
@TheBebop1 I have a Zune HD which would cost approximately about $10-$30 less than the Ipod Touch, lol, and compared to my friends' Ipods, it runs better. Sure they have games, but I have an OLED screen. Something no Apple product has yet
@sizedoctor making things looks pretty might be art but it is nowhere close to innovation. innovation is taking a product and making it faster and capable of more than any other product even if it just lasts for a few months. apple doesnt do this they continually steal apps and ideas from people that jailbreak their iphones and ipods.
I don't use windows nor do i use mac os x... steve ballmer is a complete moron
emewify 1 week ago
interesting how if we make a comment saying windows is not very good and poor quality, the truth hurts windows users so much, that they do not say... well thats not true and here is why...... But instead shout abuse and name call lol - bless em :)
jaymeeface 1 week ago
Spoken like a used car salesman
jaymeeface 1 week ago
I am laughing at all of you who pay for bullshit data plans that aren't as "unlimited" as you think and buy a new device just because it gets %4 better.
legitimatemind 1 week ago
Google ftw
elbombardi 2 weeks ago
What do we want $500 iPhone that we know is the VERY best in every way or a cheap version that some FAT guy gets outs quickly so he can try an hide the fact he has just copied apples iPhone.
jaymeeface 3 weeks ago
iphone is $500 because it is... WORTH IT with all the support and help we get AFTER the sale and the fact that its easy to use, stylish and fast....
In the UK the iPhone is $800 and We pay it.. because its still worth it.
Apple do not think of the money, they think of the product and make sure it is something we want and that will last, most of there profits go in to coming up with NEW stuff that people WANT.. hell they cud charge $1000 for the phone and we would pay it.
jaymeeface 3 weeks ago
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@jaymeeface do you really believe on that? Do you think they want to make the best products for you? So why my iPhone 4S doesn't come with 4G? Why can't i get the same specs of the Galaxy Note, if they want to make me happy? Why my battery sucks? I have two mobile phones: an old Nokia 6630 and an iPhone 4S. The battery on my 6630 lasts 4 days, the iPhone 4S a couple of hours, a day with tricks -.-'
I love Apple too but you guys think Apple is better than Microsoft, but it isn't...
M0rthyM0rdoR 2 weeks ago
@jaymeeface You are a damn fool. You are a sheep and nothing else, being led around by overpriced gadgets. Pieces of plastic, cheep metal and silicone.
legitimatemind 1 week ago
@legitimatemind there products are only over priced to people who are use to buying cheap windows computers that are simply a watered down version of what apple have to offer, better to pay 30-40% more for something thats well built and designed to last that people have taken there time to create so its perfect. Rather than copies of something you wish you had that breaks every 6-12 months that you have to pay £1.50 for tech supports. i use to be on windows an spent 1000s on repairs now, i don't
jaymeeface 1 week ago
@legitimatemind basicly id rather be a sheep have something thats decent (with free support and advice anytime i like in ANY store in the world) than have something that looks feels runs like crap and only lasts a year at the most and end up paying more than i would of for an apple computer because of all the repairs it needs, people think apple is over priced, but they forget all the FREE updates and help we get. Apple are elegant and humble, This joker reminds me of a used car sales man
jaymeeface 1 week ago
@jaymeeface Elegant? don't make me laugh. It's a fucking brick. Simple little shapes for simple people with simple minds. My "dumb phone" will last four times as long as your stupid icrap. Oh and guess what. When the battery dies? I just buy a new one? when your battery dies? You get a whole new phone, useless. Of course you buy a new one every year so why even bring that up. You also think your "free" updates are such a big deal. Everyone with EVERY phone and computer get those free! Duuuuuuh.
legitimatemind 1 week ago
A great post by elvandy so right what you say .
kev12364 4 weeks ago
What kind of potato did you use to film this?
pogochese 1 month ago
Here's my message to all you nerds defining themselves through moblile phones:
The iPhone is as much a useless piece of overpriced shit as any windows mobile phone.
If the choice of mobile phones is the philosophy of your lives you should re-consider the real values in your sad lives...
elvandy 1 month ago 2
fscking fanboys
overclucker 1 month ago
I like how OP cuts out the part where he explains that it is reasonable competition and doesn't mock the product.
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THEFT! Apple fans laughing at theft! That just tops everything. Jobs stole all the ideas he is praised for from either Xerox, Microsoft or Android - Apple fans are the last ones to laugh when it comes to laughing at theft.
dostha 1 month ago
He must have smoked some crack before he came on that stage!
pattyestrada6 1 month ago
different it would be if bill gates as ceo of microsoft
billgatesxD 1 month ago
I doubt this will change your opinion towards Apple you are clearly very biased but he does make a good point by saying that the iphone is overpriced. And besides at the time all the phones were dumb phones. If anything Microsoft didnt see it coming.
4R8YnTH3CH33F 1 month ago
it'll do email, it'll do internet.....that really sums it up doesn't, they made and said...it'll do...not what greatness is made of really
LordTeaOfBiscuits 1 month ago
fucking retard ballmer, Bill should fired that idiot before he left microsoft
Gouki6669 1 month ago
He looks like a shark
Yuck
CMSSI 1 month ago
Microsoft now is around 2% of the mobile market.
4izm0v 1 month ago
steve jobs was a revolutionary human being in the computer world. apple is successful for a reason. because they made a product that was easier to use and better build quality. im posting this from my iphone!
guitarzan814 2 months ago
So Ballmer's value proposition is that his products are cheaper.... I think he is missing the point. MS have accomplished great things in the world of technology and I hope they will continue to do so under the leadership of Steve.
pafalzon 2 months ago
recorded with iMac
DanioOoX 4 months ago
Ope, forgot Microsoft does business, not quality.
Reeal15 4 months ago
These clips are not fake!!!!! Not photoshopped!!!! Any monkey could compile the clips. So Steve ballmer is still an idiot no matter what!!
5botball 4 months ago
The video maker clearly is a fanboy. No one but Apple fanboys are laughing. BALLMER IS EPIC
TOMMY95215 4 months ago
@TOMMY95215 Ballmer is an embarrassment to the world of IT business. His behaviour is shameful and not that of a CEO. He has no interest in quality - only money and business for the company 'He loves'.
BarryDong 4 months ago
@BarryDong You are wrong.
TheAndreArtus 1 month ago
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Ballmer is the best propagandist of Apple...yeah!
clodomiromarcos 4 months ago
So he looks foolish. But what's worse? Having some foolish looking guy like Ballmer? Or being an itard who gets duped on every piece of over priced eye candy that comes out from apple? They have ok phones, but the plans are all over priced. Their macs however have mediocre, slow, outdated hardware. A could get an i7 based pc that could run rings around a $2000 imac, a year before apple had i7. And I only paid $700. Then when they got i7, mine was still a bit faster due to settings.
radiowave7 4 months ago
even if you love apple, you cannot deny that their products are overpriced.
kraskata2012 4 months ago 44
@kraskata2012 I disagree. Apple products are the best in the industry. You pay a premium price for the value. If it was overpriced, it would have a high price WITHOUT high value.
ZaydTalks 2 months ago
@ZaydTalks well, value is entirely subjective and intangible so it is hard to say whether their products really have high value or they are just marketing geniuses. I think its the second.
kraskata2012 2 months ago
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@kraskata2012 <<<<<<Here’s to the simple, yet undeniable TRUTH:
As SJ said "simplicity is the ULTIMATE sophistication":
APPLE'S INSANELY GREAT QUALITY TRUMPS PC/ANDROID MEDIOCRITY!
SJ4EV3R 1 month ago
@kraskata2012 How the hell are any of Apple's products overpriced? It's quality. Of corse is a Mac made of aluminum gonna be more expensive than a plastic PC with the same tech specs. Apple is expensive, not overpriced.
danielholgaard 1 month ago
@danielholgaard yeah, right, it's the aluminium. are you joking ?
kraskata2012 1 month ago
@kraskata2012 of corse it's not only the aluminum. It the combination of all the quality materials. Apple builds all of their products of aluminum, stainless steal and glass instead of cheap materials like plastic, that all the other companies does. The only way Apple would be overpriced, was if they made all their hardware out of plastic and rubber, but still charged $1,799.00 for a MacBook Pro.
danielholgaard 1 month ago
@kraskata2012 There macs are overpriced, but the iPads and iPhones have extremely competitive pricing.
tennispro3782 3 days ago
It makes me laugh that Steve Ballmer laughs at Apple, yet apple are making much better products while Microsoft is going down hill! Windows XP was the last good Windows Product!! Windows 7 is still shit!
WilliamVandervleut 4 months ago
@WilliamVandervleut, what you should laugh at is your self. Apple should stick to phones, because their macs are over rated and not so great. If MS is going down hill it's due to uninformed itards being brainwashed by steve job's deceptive speeches. He's a marketing expert and uses hypnosis to get people all emotional with his speeches. He then gets people to link those emotions to apple. Soon after that, he empties their wallets. He's admitted to using NIke's sales tactics as well.
radiowave7 4 months ago
@WilliamVandervleut Oh so what you did instead is buy a overpriced piece of white metal with a apple sign on it?
MLGHaloKid 4 months ago
Apple is doing much better than Microsoft, I use to be a Windows user but now I have used a Apple computer I will never go back to that shit! MAC FTW!!! :D
WilliamVandervleut 4 months ago
Baldmer is far more entertaining.
macrofilesmovies 4 months ago
isn't he a CEO?! i almost thought i was watching a clown perform.
0506xoxo 4 months ago
LOL he had no idea... He has no vision.... he's stuck to the past (keyboard - seriously?) btw your dislikes are toward Ballmer, not your video TSMELives, so don't worry :D
appleguy1804 4 months ago
Balmer career death watch! WHEN (not if) will he be fired? I say by the first quarter, 2012, after a disastrous xmas season. If Windows 8 tanks, it will be even worse.
adamslacks 4 months ago
Made on windows movie maker
inkSome 5 months ago
Can't blame the guy for not being able to predict the future. Apple and Microsoft are not mutually exclusive, but dependent on each other. Jobs said it himself, CONSUMERS and ENTERPRISE are two different things, Apple = Consumer, Microsoft = Enterprise. Balmer even said in this interview, a business person can't do their emails on the iPhone, in other words, he doesn't give a crap about iPhone, he cares about his Enterprise customers.
steelmesh 5 months ago
motorola q what ?
raileanulucian 5 months ago
Balmer communicates so well to nerds!
Jobs communicates so well to creative people!
leandrodafontoura 6 months ago
@inventormaker Apple had a mouse before Microsoft. And your point is? Small man syndrome, go buy motorola so you can stop making comments on this page.
euchanels 6 months ago
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
rickcain2320 6 months ago
the title of the vid is awesome :D
SimontheP 6 months ago
What's the song in the begining?!!
lolidontneedyourape 7 months ago
@lolidontneedyourape Light My Fire - The Doors
LxVa 7 months ago
@LxVa Thank you!
lolidontneedyourape 7 months ago
@inventormaker of course they did, and what did you see the most out there for smartphones? RIM devices, Windows Phone was a joke back then, and i don't think your saying iPhone actually copied the windows phone, cause that will be just silly
kevino025 7 months ago
Looks like the one who made this video is an apple fanboy. Plus I think he knows very well that you are laughing at him
TheJaceMaster 7 months ago
@TheJaceMaster it doesnt take an apple fanboy to see that Ballmer is a complete joke and past his due date.
formattester6 7 months ago
@TheJaceMaster Looks like the one who made this comment is a Steve Ballmer fanboy, Plus I think he knows very well that even Microsoft fanboys are laughing at him.
euchanels 6 months ago
Steve Ballmer is laughing at all of you because he probably earns 5x what you make.
uberwagn 7 months ago
This is one piece of a stupid hater video...
UserHuge 7 months ago
The Iphone it's ok,but it's expensive to . And why does the world need so many apps for a phone ? Its a phone you use it to make a call .
darkmy3 7 months ago
@darkmy3 yeah thats why MS did the same thing w/ Windows Phone 7, expect o yeah they fail
kevino025 7 months ago
Funny. Iphone? ya right i trust Android on a HTC evo 4g or the Thunderbolt, both which out-spec the Icrap.
Stickmanjoe123 7 months ago
@Stickmanjoe123 Specs are nothing when you have shit software and a shitty app store to go on top.
discountbacon 7 months ago
u little mac fanboy u
Frapsake 8 months ago
ballmer laughs at iphone
iphone users laugh at ballmer
jobs laughs at iphone users... "Five hundred dollars? try $779"
android users laugh at everyone, not cause they're any better, it's just fun to laugh
and our children will laugh at us for thinking it's cool to have a clunky old phone that only does 3g
MrTim3048 8 months ago
WINDOWS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cameronwhiteside 8 months ago
I trust my android!
weisseadler 8 months ago
fucken apple fucks can suck my nut yoooooo
TheTrakestar 9 months ago
And now guess who's laughing at you...
MANGO!
jessiethe3rd 9 months ago
all you proved with this video is that you with lick the shit off apples ass nothing more when it come down to it microsoft are just better thiefs then apple. apple are slightly biger jews then microsoft too. Dont get me wrong microsoft will burn a hole in your wallet but apple will make you go bank rupt if you just want to right an app for the iphone you have to do it on a mac or its not legal JEW BASTARDS
Mohagrus 9 months ago
@Mohagrus How eloquent. A Nazi turd like you has no compunction about inserting JEW BASTARDS into any conversation no matter how infinitely unrelated the subject matter is. What brings your sick, demented psyche to You Tube??
Got banned from your gay Nazi dating site?
topsalespro 9 months ago
@topsalespro - I'd hate to live in @Mohagrus's world... its gotta be hard being a delusional skinhead.... imagine being a racist who see's what he hates around every corner, under every bed and on every website he visits.
Someone needs to take away his computer and lock him in a padded room.
uh8myzen 5 months ago
now let's all laugh at the quality of this video
frosty1433 9 months ago 86
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@frosty1433 Apple's financial capitalization is worth more than both Google and Microsoft combined!
Last quarter iPhone, alone rang up sales of more than $24 billion. More than all of Microsoft's businesses -- Windows, Office, Xbox, enterprise, consumers, the whole shebang.
thepix01 2 weeks ago
that vid still cracks me up after so many years lol
lopatamd 9 months ago
Well. I still believe that the iPhone is shit. Would never buy one. I haven't met any iPhone owner who hasn't experienced a crash that lasted a whole day or longer within 2 years of usage.
Sadly Windows 7 Phone is also shit. I really love Symbian and I am very disappointed that Nokia has sold its soul to Microsoft and will be using W.
But that's something that would eventually happen anyway. Now they even bought Skype. I'll always be an open source fan. I'll live to see a Linux phone.
vitormangraviti 9 months ago
See he may act like a fucking idiot but do you really think he gives a shit being the fact that he is CEO of the worlds largest computer software company. This guy makes more money in a day than we all can make in a month. I would act fucking stupid too if I made that much.
ThePatriotsfan01 9 months ago
android > all else
Fade2green514 9 months ago 2
@Fade2green514
Then you wake up and the iphone is butt fucking your plastic POS with a kids OS that blows iphone balls!
evesplittheatom 8 months ago
@Fade2green514 yeah, i mean. why not. everyone can copy. in every industry. ms, android and all other....followers. The leader is somewhere else. But yeah. What shall I say. This is ridicolous.
15922 8 months ago
Balmer is the most FUNNIER CEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinfas 9 months ago
If I ever run a company i will be like this guy
SuperMrBentley 10 months ago 2
@SuperMrBentley me too lol
R32Viper 10 months ago
i agree steve ballmer is a nutjob...but personally i wouldnt buy either apple nor windows phones(the windows phone because i hate the os, the iphone for the god damned price, particularly compared to the same specs of an android)i wont make fun of you for owning either, but i personally prefer android for the os(which i dont mind the ios either and for the fact the pricing makes sense. but ive gotta say....pc all the way (if for nothing else the price of the power)like mac os? l2build hackintosh
ArcaneOath 10 months ago
130 people are hipsters
Onsube 10 months ago
who THE FUCK voted this video down? fuckin' idiots... get ready for future.
LightWaveez 10 months ago
God this guy is a freaking idiot, who the hell hired him?
edwardmoffet 11 months ago
He's super idiot indeed.
almegalli2 11 months ago
yeah idiots make billions everyday.....oh wait no macs are just shit
chorleyboy92 1 year ago
He's a rich joke.
astrak1001 1 year ago
Doesn't he know that it is the carriers that make the phones subsidized at $200 and under?
hunkashoo 1 year ago
the executive board made Steve Ballmer the CEO of Microsoft because somebody lost a bet.
RainbowManification 1 year ago
You Missed The Developers Developers Developers Where Hes MAD Sweaty!
xXZachintoshXx 1 year ago
ballmer has a brain ??
flappospammo 1 year ago
@flappospammo Isn't that the title of a song from 'The Wizard of Oz'? (looks it up on wiki) oops, my mistake..
the song from 'The Wizard of Oz' is 'If I Only Had A Brain'.
Oh, hey wait..(adopts a pose of intense concentration) that works too!
korgri 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
>bill gates is a genius
wtf i'm reading?!
anmiasm 1 year ago
omg... this guy need a lobotomization....
SrNutritivo 1 year ago
@SrNutritivo
There's fuck all to lobotomise.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
balmer is awesome
HongKongKanto 1 year ago
who do i trust.. uhh, neither?
mrpeeman 1 year ago
your gay
palebluesatire 1 year ago
Fucking joke :/
chocobiscuit5y468275 1 year ago
Windows Movie Maker I tried, can any one tell me (Ballmer ?) why when I want to add some text, a new screen appears (overlaying the one with the clips), where I am given up to 20 slots to add text ? WMM is by far the most horrid piece of software ever written. Obviously M$ wanted to torment its hapless drones (customers) to the nth degree. But if they buy M$ shit, then I guess they deserve no better.
59whiterabbit 1 year ago
steve ballmeer has awesome pwnage dance moves, and his yelling... "aaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaah a phone!!"
TheLolzKing 1 year ago
Ballmer will do nothing for Microsoft.....6 months after the IPAD he admits ' we need to create a tablet'.........DUH...
nafter9 1 year ago
The personal computer industry was INVENTED by APPLE, and MICROSOFT INVENTED the SOFTWARE INDUSTRY.
In history were only two big visionaries: Steve Jobs and Bill Gates that seized the opportunity and were able to foresee the future of the technology.
Steve Ballmer is just a shadow of that era, a fat unoriginal businessman who was lucky to meet Bill Gates in Harvard.
quelorepario 1 year ago
Apple fanboys... Blind although they have eyes...
axa993 1 year ago
@TSMELives
Get a hackint0sh. there are some tuts =)
And no, i don't have a hackintosh, i have a macbook. And it is great.
DerAst1 1 year ago
Steve Ballmer is a good business man but not a good techie like Bill Gates
and actually I trust Steve Ballmer over Steve Jobs still, why? He is keeping Windows a business/gaming oriented OS which in those two platforms runs better than Macintosh OS, so the Cell Phones, the Windows one is better for work, Apple one is better for retarded monkeys to combine a PSP and a Phone
rusher38 1 year ago
Look at all of you, "representin" companies like fucking basketball teams. Stop allowing yourselves to be brainwashed into consumerist drones.
macarion 1 year ago
And Iphone sucks. One of the worst products I have bought.
lordkhan 1 year ago
Ballmer is fucking awesome.
lordkhan 1 year ago
What an ass, hat
OneHitKill91 1 year ago 2
balmer is a ****ing idiot
grarrs 1 year ago 36
the poster of this video obviously likes wasting money
TwistedComplex 1 year ago
I have a quetion for you all, freaks! DOES ANYONE OF YOU WORK FOR APPLE?? I guess YOU DON'T!! You're just stupid geeks who waste your freakie time jerking off or sucking cocks...OMG GET A LIFE, LOOSERS!!!
maverick84able 1 year ago
I trust neither. I use the iPhone, but trust neither
thedanster64 1 year ago
the people in these comments and in this video insulting Balmer's leadership of microsoft know nothing about economics or his history at the company. Since Balmer took complete control from Bill in 2008, the market price has increased 100%. He has kept MSFT competitive for the last 10 years and continues to do so.
CaptainCool08 1 year ago
Love The Doors!
Hate that fat, baldy bastard!
poolehart 1 year ago
just because the iphone is a success doesn't mean his laughter was stupid. hes laughing because the price of the iphone was way to extensive back then. 500$.... for a cellphone. let me say that agian...500$.... for a "cellphone". back then it was a crazy idea. Obviously the iphone is much more than just a cellphone. but at that price it was ridiculous.
turgo82 1 year ago
dude o pwned your slef by making this vid 'cause your obiously against Microsoft but u use WMM fail!
NarutoXras3ngan 1 year ago
First off i hate both companies and use nothing from either of them.
Saying Microsoft steal stuff is totally stupid coming from an Apple user. Very little of the software on an Apple Mac wasn't stolen by Apple, BSD, KHTML/WebKit iTunes, Xcode just to name a few. Microsoft have stolen their fair share of things atmittedly but theyv generally not been so bad about it, more their anti competitive practices. Both companies lie like hell. Overall the iPhone is better but Apple are just as evil as M$
IksfNordrassil 1 year ago 2
the luckiest dick head of the planet : lol
kash2be 1 year ago
funny it turned out to be the best selling phone ever!! Microsoft sucks apple 4 life!
zozlimits 1 year ago
Ballmers rock. He's making millions. FU, poor Microsoft using bastards.
santosbl01 1 year ago
... can i run COD4 MW2 on a mac?
Poneivanfa 1 year ago
@Poneivanfa I don't know if there is a mac version out. U can check this at the apple site. However, there is a tool in Mac OSX called bootcamp. It creates a second partition. And u can still install windows on it. Windows drivers for bootcamp are on the Mac install cd. So basically yes. U can run MW2 in a mac. If the specs of the mac meet the requirements of the game.
SilverTissues 1 year ago
i laugh at whoever takes offense by the two idiot companies apple and microsoft representatives dissing each other's crap. oh, and i do mean CRAP. I LAUGH AT YOU, TSMELIVES, FOR YOU ARE THE ONLY IDIOT, HERE.
dsalimander 1 year ago
That would be Microsoft...always worrying about money. The interesting thing is...if you tried to sell a Windows Mobile phone for 500 bucks, you'd get twice the laughter.
tehmattbookpro 1 year ago
Ok im a joke? Well i know your mom can buy you a new mac shit or what ever. But you are the joke!
jaguarnumber9 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Three years later, the iPhone has more market share than Windows Mobile. So who's laughing now? Haha
I also love how he says "It doesn't appeal to business customers because it doesn't have a keyboard" And their new Windows 7 Phone series doesn't have a keyboard, it's all touchscreen like the iPhone.
ReneAlanisJr 1 year ago
this guy is a joke....
Williamcouper 1 year ago
douche
Bloedijzer 1 year ago
fuck you all he is richer than most!
jaguarnumber9 1 year ago
@jaguarnumber9 Money isn't a measurement of wealth and certianley not a measurement of how much of a joke your are.
Whopzer 1 year ago
Fuck you Steve Ballmer.
tutorialconr 1 year ago 2
as much as i disagree with what ballmer was saying, the theft comment more likely applies to Apple products (high prices, they dont allow native access to file systems, etc)
mackman6151 1 year ago
lolololol
link182ava44 1 year ago
He is like taken from a 80s comedy series
pioneerz450 1 year ago
you put a picture of the worlds ugliest windows device and a pic of the iphone, atleast put up a picture of a windows phone that was made the same year as the iphone. i love apple, i love microsoft. so im not a little fanboy bitch.
MrKevin001111 1 year ago 2
This is a horrible video and not because I like MS, in fact I don't really care who is the best or the biggest of MS or Apple - I just know that MS made alot of the software for Apples first computer, Apple I, and that MS continued to be the biggest developer of software used by Apple beside from Apple itself.
This is just stupid, stupid propaganda - and for what?!
ReitersOfTheStorm 1 year ago
stupid video!
Raizdecimal 1 year ago 2
ballmer = total asshole
flappospammo 1 year ago
He is ill.
tomatotechnology 1 year ago
bill gates is a genius. steve jobs is art and innovation in person. steve ballmer is nothing of those
MeckelBot 1 year ago 101
@MeckelBot Steve Ballmer is a marketing genious. Tell him to sell freezer, and hi will manage to sell it even to the eskimoes..
hrisebro 1 year ago 2
@MeckelBot thats sums it up rather well.
turgo82 1 year ago
@MeckelBot Absolutely!
RyGuy5320 1 year ago
@MeckelBot steve jobs is not art and innovation. There are many products out there that are cheaper and work just as well if not better than apple products. Steve Jobs makes things look "pretty" and "cool" and slaps on high prices.
TheBebop1 1 year ago
@TheBebop1 I have a Zune HD which would cost approximately about $10-$30 less than the Ipod Touch, lol, and compared to my friends' Ipods, it runs better. Sure they have games, but I have an OLED screen. Something no Apple product has yet
rusher38 1 year ago
@rusher38 I say just: Retina Display.
And the display of Apple products are very good.
DerAst1 1 year ago
@TheBebop1 making things look pretty and cool is an art and innovation.
sizedoctor 1 year ago
@sizedoctor making things looks pretty might be art but it is nowhere close to innovation. innovation is taking a product and making it faster and capable of more than any other product even if it just lasts for a few months. apple doesnt do this they continually steal apps and ideas from people that jailbreak their iphones and ipods.
TheBebop1 1 year ago
@MeckelBot This may be the smartest comment ever on youtube... love it
jonrulesheppner 1 year ago
@jonrulesheppner exaggerated, but still thanked :D
MeckelBot 1 year ago
@MeckelBot because steve ballmer is a raving lunatic all he does is run around screaming like a nutcase
LordAzanko 1 year ago
@MeckelBot well said. Ballmer is just an idiot with ADHD
ziaolol 1 year ago
I think I'll trust the phone with a built in keypad that doesn't have the power to remotely delete your apps.
andrewyaoauatauabaea 1 year ago
@MeckelBot True
mariachi82 1 year ago
@MeckelBot
Totally agree! ;)
CyphenPhsyX 10 months ago
I don't trust any of you assholes.
jas16899 1 year ago
Please tell me the name of the song at the very start of the video, it has been bugging me for ages what it is called!
user12119 1 year ago