Misheard Dissidia Quotes 2: The Sequel

[trickso]

Garland will never get that EX core...

[HayatoNFM]

Gabranth orders you to buy his sword. Or his paint. Or both.

[carlcloverfan]

my version of apocalypse

There is no butter on Michelle. Remaing it

[hugothenerd]

Get de fruit juice XD

[mastertobisrevenge]

Hey dont be haten exdeath.

[ace6432]

Feel it in my BUTT !

[Knevix711]

wow, everyone h8s Exdeath. he even went emo and started harming himself.

[Ventus98]

1:49 "I feel it in my butt!" XD

[ArtsyZolaida]

I'LL FLUSH YOU!

Oh man XD

[JayBarrington]

Garland: Can u Stand Ed??

Edward Elric: Yes why?

Garland: U look like ur slouching. r u tht short?

Edward Elric: WHo you calling short like a baby yak?!?!

Alphonse Elric: That's not wat he said, Brother

srry but I had to say tht cuz Garland's VA (Chris Sabat) dubbed Alex Louis Armstrong

[GryffenPuff]

ENOUGH COAL!!

[Bryanthefox117]

All this time, Ex-death was saying "Death approaches"...The whole time I thought he was saying "GET THE FRUIT!!!"

[Knevix711]

@Bryanthefox117 oh, I always wondered what he was actually saying.

[chukkyjr]

*strikes an extremely cool pose*

BUY MY SWORD!!

[mysteriousf0000]

The Hell!? " Break my balls?" XD

[SirApathetic]

My favorite is "Dorks, unite!"

[fart123ify]

you will be just, a preview

[SpyGuysX]

Mrs. TIT

[SSGogito]

"THE, TEA!" was like the only line I misheard XD

[Potahkte]

Waahahaha.. DORKS UNITE!!!!!

[jayjaycorleone]

but the one that really made me fall off my chair is " that's iraq " that was too much i couldn't handle it ! i started to laugh hard

[jayjaycorleone]

and the emperor's quotes always work too . and are one of the funniest !!!! example in the beginning !!! " home , home , home ... "

[jayjaycorleone]

the ones that always work are kuja's quotes !!!

[SuperCarl9999]

LOL 2:17!

[kingyleon]

I always used to think of buy my sword when i used his ex burst, it made me laugh to think about it

[OkamiismyGOD100]

before when me and my bro watched this, we couldnt get past the "FEEL IT IN MY BUTT!" part. we were laughing so hard we fell off the bench. i hit my head on the table and my bro just plainly fell off. and now... I STILL FALL!! D:

[Leon8937]

@OkamiismyGOD100 I can't stop laughing of this too xD.

[OkamiismyGOD100]

@Leon8937 I KNOW RIGHT?!?! When i need a good laugh at a game I always come to this cuz how F*CKING AWESOME IT IS XD!!

[3cheesed]

A lot of them are obvious and forced, but some of them are hilarious like Kefka's THE... TEA! and There is no butter on this plane. A lot of Exdeath's quotes work as well (wrists of tie, etc).

Also, the "breaking my balls with this sword"... That's not exactly what he says?

[metalsnake27]

Why is EXDeath so amazing

[IvyJin1]

2:28

take your last brush. XDDD

[jjcpfrewin2]

Firion: "Feel it in my butt!" haha

[MJTRadio]

THE KING FROM CDI ZELDA VS EMPORER MATEUS!

DINNER VS SUPPER!

WHO WILL WIN?!

[PuppetSasori1]

I thought i was going to pee myself when Firion said "I can feel it in my butt!"

[sefirosufan09]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[PlayRough089]

"There is no butter on this plane" XD

[100espada]

0:30 Did he say I have on reason for poo?

0_o

[FoxCuriousity]

Sorry, I meant 0:00

[FoxCuriousity]

0:02 & 0:20 Exdeath is such a camera hog....

[WeLiveToComment]

LMAO WoL!!!!

"BREAKING MY BALLS, WITH THIS SWOOORD!!!!"

[eng074]

"Let me see your supper!!"

"Supper.."

[TJhoseph504]

Get the fruit juice LMAO

[chuchute]

Did I just heard ExDeath calling "Celine Dion" at 2:01? lol

This is so amusing, thank you.

[JayBarrington]

@chuchute ExDeath loves Celine Dion

[Succaxe]

Know your sword!

[Dorgengoa2080]

this is soo fucking awesome dude,thank you xD

[rileymac923]

0:50 makes sense because Tidus wants Jecht to see him own Exdeath with a ball.

[FilterExel]

LAMP! SPLASH! SHATNER! BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!

[MoogleAmanda]

Kefka squeling "THE, TEA" made coke pour out of my nose. It was worth it.

[Fruit4Sale]

@MoogleAmanda Were you drinking coke at the time, or does your nose produce coke on its own? The latter would be awesome, but you may have a hard time getting people to drink it

[100espada]

@MoogleAmanda Knowing Kefka, that acually might be what he said.

[MrMeddyman]

@MoogleAmanda Cocaine isn't good for you

[kwdreamrend]

LOL!!! Firion: "Feel it in my butt!"

[TheSlimeHunter]

sometimes i think Firion says "you puked into my blood"

[rayster02]

FOREST UNITE!

BURN IT UP!! (WTF!?)

[YuriRPG]

Why do I hear "Feel" instead of "Peel" ? XD " Feel the boy! " OMG!! XD

[NinoAngelo94]

cloud of darkness struggling for salt

[JeisonKen]

I'LL FLUSH YOU

[1FFForever1]

Buy my sword!Breaking my balls with this sword!Feel it in my butt! LOLxDxDxD

[mangaminxfan]

YOU ARE FLOWERLESS! even funnier when you know what that means in my class XD

[UltimeciaKnight]

Get the fruit juice i could actually hear xD Mrs. Tit made me lol but when i listen to him it doesn't sound alike at all =p "The vest / west? is yet to dumb" is interesting =p BUY MY SWORD! Oh and thanks for the kind words from the sponsor =P

[WeLiveToComment]

MRS. TIT!

[JerNorth]

7 people bought his sword

[JayBarrington]

For me Ultimecia said: There is no bunny from this plane, the jet awakes

[Ultradragon16]

Lol Ultimecia:There is no butter on this plane... degenerate

[Ultradragon16]

Also for a duodecim

Tifa:*Using rolling blaze* Go poo

[RoddickFarrence589]

here i cum

[CloudDecim]

Sephiroth: *EX MODE* I'll bring you this pear.. *LIMIT BREAK* Ruination to all Exdeath: *EX MODE* The free power!

Bartz: *EX MODE FINISHING SLASH* For a signal whore!

[JayBarrington]

Shantotto: I'm given to this Troy (EX Finish)

Emperor: Today(dreary Cell)

Gilgamesh: Gilgamesh Morphine Time (Entering EX)

Lightning: Enjoy the bruise (Thunderfall)

Laguna: Mom's Away (Satellite Laser)

Jecht: You like some eggs to go with that (Assist)

CoD:Yukon(Assist)

Ultimecia: Eat Turtle Soup (EX attack)

Golbez: How Graceful (Cosmic Ray)

Kain: Plants from the Kopelman(Gungir) if u have any suggestion please reply

[RoddickFarrence589]

@JayBarrington Kain : PANTS OF THE GOVERNMENT!

[Ultradragon16]

@JayBarrington I think we should try to make our own misheard 012 quotes!

[JayBarrington]

heres some quotes for duodecim

Ultimecia: Absolutly Fine End your existence(Hells Judgement), All those needs, The structure(Knights Lance)

CoD: Sir edward, repaint,(Tentcle of Scorn) pleasing the cans(Long Range), hong kong(Anti-Air)

Terra: With this flower, baby this(meltdown)

Golbez: Just Activate Shatner(Sector Ray)

Prishe: Grant us the life of Zidane(Banishga)

[GigaBahamut]

If you make a Dissidia Duodecim video, you should call it: Misheard Dissidia 012 Quotes: The Prequel because the game takes place before the 13th cycle XD

[KillerJ3000]

Breaking my balls with this sword XD

[Remnainsofbattle]

Onion Knight:LEMON FURY!

[Jakkdude]

Wheres TURTLE!!!!

[MeingroessterFan]

@Jakkdude TURTLE!!! isn't misheard, it's real ;)

[Jakkdude]

@MeingroessterFan :O really? why does he say turtle anyways??

[MeingroessterFan]

@Jakkdude It's a secret line you may unlock in the PP-catalog once Exdeath reached lvl 100. Then he randomly yells "TURTLE!!!" instead of "To the silent beyond!!!" when entering Exburst. It's an allusion to his battle with the sage Ghido in FF5, where he also yelled "Turtle!!!". It kinda makes sense, since Ghido is, in fact, a turtle.

[SammEater]

@MeingroessterFan

Turtle its real? How? :P

[MeingroessterFan]

@SammEater It is real. He really says TURTLE! It's a reference to sage Ghido, who is a turtle. When Exdeath fought him, he also screamed TURTLE!

[SammEater]

@MeingroessterFan

LOL, talk about a funny easter egg. :P

I didn't finished Final Fantasy V so I didn't knew about that. :P

[mangaminxfan]

@SammEater I think you can buy it at the shop for... I don't remember how much PP

[pizza2639]

more *kitty eyes* pwese

[JadeTheCakes]

XD lol "breaking my balls, with this sword!!!" @ 2:14

[ForsakenMathias]

@JadeTheCakes Hahaha!..... oww...... that would hurt D: . this person needs to upload more, Duodecim edition please? Pwetty pwease? *puppy eyes*

[LionLostInTime]

you should seriously make a duodecim version

[Rampardos1337]

Imagine a Duodecim version. Kain's Gungnir kinda sounds like "Blast from the Commoners!" to me... >_>;

[effigyoflight]

There is no butter on this pancake ; ;

[BinaryDood]

gotta cum

[PikaaMKW]

The one that worked best for me was "dorks, unite!" i also think EXdeath is saying "Debts approved" or something lol.

[sonicno1fan2]

@PikaaMKW how can he get his debts approved? he can't resist writing the word VOID on his checks. XD

[PikaaMKW]

@sonicno1fan2 Hahaha! Made me laugh so hard.

[Xanxus998]

Exdeath : Get the prune juice !

[Anguished2]

Mental note: Kefka wants his tea.

[SuperByron64]

aww gabranth couldn't get the EX core in time

[Haruko171]

Feel it in my butt? XD

[JayBarrington]

when Ultimecia uses her Apocalypse too me she either said "There is no bunny from this plane, ur mom awakes" or "There is noone from this day u got away" hahaha also really wat does firion feel in his butt? creepy much and CoD saying Fetish suprisingly catchy cuz of her voice hahaha

[Calvinooi]

My favorite:

You will be just, a PREVIEW!

[IHasACarrot]

FEEL IT IN MY BUTT.

[pokeplay7]

"Buy my sword! No this paint!"

Make up your mind! Pleasantries or Weapon Shop?!

[YuriRPG]

You forgot Shanttoto's : " Oh, be quiet, whore! " XD

[DEXultima]

GET THE FRUIT JUICEl!!!!!

[Kyroki77]

Feel it in my butt o.o

[jacobykid]

"BUY MY SWORD!" "NO, THIS PAINT!!" Sounds like he said, "Take your last bread.." afterwards, lol.

[RoddickFarrence589]

@jacobykid Gabranth's telling his enemy to eat his last bread before getting himself to Oblivion. What a nice guy =)

[BlackWinchester]

BUY MY SWORD.....NO,THIS PAINT!!!!

[crystalchan94]

LAMP! SPLASH! SHATNER! SHOOP! SORE! my fav <3

[frogmaster200]

EXdeath is seriouly the most funny character!!!

[HayatoNFM]

@frogmaster200

TASTY ARROW.

Your claim is proven. You win. Good day, sir!

[TheKerel123]

gabranth how much for that sword? ahaha

[BahamutZEROteraFlare]

THE.....TEA!!!!!!!!!!

[YonKitoTaoshibe]

LMAO at your sponsor's word at the end.

[Raebo911]

CAN YOU STAND, ED?!?

[LeriaCossato]

firion's killed me.

[asskickerz100]

What's this "Ungaahh" business?

[FuckingPerfectx]

@asskickerz100 Tidus to Emperor "What's this Ungaaaaahh Business" but 4 Rinoa to Lightning if Rinoa ever "appears is Thundagaaaah business"

[yoailover99]

DORKD UNITE

FEEL IT IN MY BUT

GET A LOAD OF FISH AND AN OTTER

LAMP/SPLASH/SHATNER/SHOOP/SORE

BREAKING MY BALLS WITH THIS SWORD

FOR A SHINY SQUIRL

BUY MY SWORD

NO THIS PAINT

i lol'd at all of those quotes

[yoailover99]

@yoailover99 sorry I mean DORKS UNITE not DORKD UNITE

[asskickerz100]

LOL. I feel it in my butt,,,LOL AGAIN!!

[BeastoFrancisco]

"That's Iraq!"

Oh god I fucking lol'd.

[GodfatherSmurf]

me and my friends think it's

Tidus: get a load of this...IN THE NUTTER!!

[DJProfessorSteve]

Buy my sword!

No, this paint!

[Dlayer7]

Yeah! Next time Paint does shit to me Im gonna throw a dark beam at it

[Justforvisit]

It really makes me wonder why Fruit4Sale didn't do this:

Gabranth at the end: "Take your last bread" would have SUCH an option xD

[Justforvisit]

@Justforvisit *have been

Dammit, YouTube you seriously finally need an edit button -_-

[RDNintendo]

@Justforvisit haha, saw someone posted this on the D012 FB Page

[Justforvisit]

@RDNintendo MIGHT have been me :P

[sword1996]

"Finally a raise!" -Golbez, on Cosmic Ray

[monsterhunter110]

lol onion knight is the president of the dorks unite club

[DarkMind95]

Where is TURTLE??? T_T

[Justforvisit]

@DarkMind95 Turtle is NOT a misheard quote, ExDeath indeed REALLY SAYS Turtle ^^

[gigush]

Break my balls with this word is priceless..

[RockyLara1996]

*leaves to bathroom*.... "I'LL FLUSH YOU!!!" *leaves bathroom* MOM- WHO WAS IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOU!!!

[DartUchiha]

"Feel it in my butt!" I literally fell out of my chair laughing. I scared my dog with my laughter!.

[TheCyprusX]

SHATNER

[ZeplinProject]

I lold through this whole video

[OMGWTFBBQ10]

GET THE MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT JUICE

[Allen913369]

i heard WoL is the guy doing the pain olmpics XD

[mangaminxfan]

breaking my balls with this sword,and I feel it in my butt seriously made my day.

[jayjaycorleone]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool i laughed so hard when i saw " dorks unit " ot really sounds like he's saying that

[richardconter]

Mrs. Tit LOL

[VinnyBlowsStuffUp]

why is everyone picking on ExDeath?

[MechaKaiser]

@VinnyBlowsStuffUp because he's wearing a toilet (or is it a trash can?) on his head.

[HayatoNFM]

@MechaKaiser

"because he's wearing a toilet"

Garland: I'LL FLUSH YOU!

[MegaMario9001]

Jecht: *assist summoned* "You want the AIDS to release?"

[goldenphoenixnaruto]

-snort- "Here I come, here I come, here I come, here I come..." EX Core: DDDD:

[Roleplayacid]

LAMP SPLASH SHATNER SHOOP SORE!!!

[KagamixDiamante]

I died laughing.

[VolfieldPTRS]

Dorks. Unite!

[HarikenKaze]

Anyone else love how the video ends JUST before Garland gets the EX Core?

[ryoske07]

Garland: HERE I CUM! HERE I CUM! HERE I CUM! HERE I CUM!

[soulmasterx7]

MRS. TIT

[AliasXBeoulve]

ExDeath: Feel the boy!

Firion: Feel it in my BUTT!

[IheartGardevoir]

I could have sworn I hear CoD say "Stand in Paris!"

[FuckingPerfectx]

@IheartGardevoir me 2 and I thiught sshe said something in French like "Stans et Paris"

[Morrnsta]

I can hear the quotes fine, you probably need new headphones.

[DFFfanalltheway]

@Morrnsta so can I

[Dinomight125]

Ive noticed that no one likes Exdeath... seeing how their all beating on him.

[MegaMario9001]

Please make a Duodecim version!

Jecht: *assist summoned* "You want the eggs for a week?"

Yuna: *uses Meteor Strike* "Ifrit! This is a pedophile!"

Kain : *uses Gungnir* "Pants of the government!"

Vaan: *uses Crossbow* "B****!"

Garland: *uses Flare* "Unleash the curry!"

Yuna: *uses Megaflare* "Burn everything in tights!"

Golbez: *uses Sector Ray* "MUST. ACTIVATE. SHATNER."

Yuna again: *uses Thor's Hammer* "Here's your father's... ENGINE!"

And so, so many more.

[RoddickFarrence589]

@MegaMario9001

Vaan : *uses Axe and Shield : "Ball!" *uses Spear : "Keep a triangle!"

WoL : *Uses Ultimate Shield : "Really!"

Garland : *uses Flare : "Burn into Purii!"

Yuna : *uses Impluse : "Bahamut! Cats caning strength!"

..And so many more.

[DuhhMuffin]

@MegaMario9001 Lightning (i forget which attack it is though -_-) "Your toes!"

[Randomizer903]

@MegaMario9001 for the first one, i hear "you want the April release?"

[RoddickFarrence589]

@MegaMario9001 could i use those quotes to make mine?

[MegaMario9001]

@RoddickFarrence589

Go right ahead. Just make sure you message me when it's done.

[MegaMario9001]

@RoddickFarrence589

Might want to check the other comments here for some more quotes.

[DualRoxas677]

@MegaMario9001 LOOOOOL

[Ultradragon16]

@MegaMario9001 If you do make a Duodecim version

Tidus:*assist summoned* Aww Hell

[JayBarrington]

@Ultradragon16 thts also Prishe's Loss Quote