"i had got a stomache bug or something. but there's nothing a little duck tape can't fix. so i fuckin swallowed a roll of duck tape and i feel a lot better now."
Bethesda obviously put some zombie children dialogue (must...kill...) in as a resource for modders. They must hate those immortal, annoying clone children as much as I do.
I've been sick the past couple of days. I got a stomach bug or something,but thats nothing a little ductape cant fix. So I swallowed a fucking roll of ductape and I feel a lot better now.
Robbaz- OOOOHHHHH RUN CHILDREN ITS A PEDOPHILE!!!!! Me- on ground laughing my ass off allmost pissing pants... have heart atack, wake up laughing... Black out again... DONT WAKE UP D: thats how im in the heaven off FUNNEH!!!!
an army of children. nice.
NERO55397 9 hours ago
Dude you're insane. I like it.
Vanja4life 9 hours ago
Just found out this mod apparently isn't available to download anywhere D:
GTFOVevo 14 hours ago
"I have some kind of stomach bug. Nothing a little duct tape can't fix!"
GTFOVevo 14 hours ago
Must...kill...
HakubiMonster 15 hours ago
dragon dance at 3:05 repeat
klungkity 17 hours ago
When he says children i keep hearing shitlet
wootaaaaa 20 hours ago
How did you do this? I'm guessing a mod?
DrPancake22 20 hours ago
"Where the fuck are my children? Get the fuck over here." hahha
brian5drake2 21 hours ago
so you can actually do this? this isnt a mod?
iamcooldontyouthink 21 hours ago
"I swallowed a roll of ducktape..." WAIT WHAT.
xwestsdeaznx 22 hours ago
whoa way to try to persuade me, with the techno music.
adamk215 1 day ago
FUS RO DAH!
xXSniperz12Xx 1 day ago
how in the name of nipples did u do this?!?!?!?!
MrBluesatan 1 day ago
LMFAO! Awesome.
horsefiend 1 day ago
Which charater race are you ?
GizmoM9 1 day ago
@GizmoM9 a nord or viking
toxicXmouse 1 day ago
Any body else thinking about Spy Kids when you watch this?!
Izlandboy96 1 day ago
they stabbed the dragon in deh asshole good work children XD hahahaha
likeabossplaya 1 day ago
you need a better recorder:D
jamiea0z9 1 day ago
2:03 "their mother wont be happy about this" LMFAO
KYL3N3SS 1 day ago
An astronaut! I'm so proud...
cyclonus11 1 day ago
I just spit an entire glass of mountain dew on my laptop when he showed the army of shildren
C0mm0d0r35 1 day ago 7
I svallowed a roll of duct tape...
sourchocolatejuice3 1 day ago
good fer ur stomach ur all better....i think thats enough cursin LOL ur halerious!
CharleyLoveCherLloyd 1 day ago
Like Michael Jackson!
ziomel105 1 day ago
sweden style
dorredorre1 1 day ago
WHOA WHOA we have a competition with Dave?!?!?!
XD
RulerofGifts 2 days ago
NorwegianRobbaz
NorwegianRobbaz 2 days ago
that makes me want to get this game on pc
imdoger43 2 days ago
Her mother won't be happy about this
TheGamerforthelife 2 days ago
he is such a bad ass he always goes unarmed
joestar1300 2 days ago
hilarious.
Karmashock 2 days ago
It's Mordekaiser :D
Pen2AndyP 2 days ago
Pipe-pedophile and his army of children
Happybubba11 2 days ago
lol hahahahahaha "eating its sole with their eys. "hahaha.
allex32008 2 days ago
"RUN CHILDREN! IT'S A PEDOPHILE!"
KLBSNSD 2 days ago 2
what the fush iz myh inglis
TheBuddyben 2 days ago
the giant burst's open the child's insides don't do that
TheBuddyben 2 days ago
i want a army of children XD then i wound not have to do anything ever again
war13567 2 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
They are all zombies!
You...must...die
Limedable 2 days ago
I LOVE YOU, PLEASE BEAR MY SHILDREN
kanako15 2 days ago
Rape, Comment, Subscribe xD
Slowtobias 2 days ago
I like the part where he said shit.
zeoevil 2 days ago
three words: OH MY GOD!
pojechanyPL 2 days ago
keep up this up i have watched this like 12 times
patrickcleere1 2 days ago
thumbs up if you are even a little norwiegan! you are still a viking! :D
MrGemod 2 days ago
" I decided to start a new game all together." (Wears orcish armor) LIKE A BOSS
Gamevideosism 2 days ago
This is probably the best commentary on anything of all time
MasteroChieftan 2 days ago 3
look at that skankyness
thisgirlamberluvsyou 2 days ago
LOL
jod125 3 days ago
LMAO
"They stabbed the dragon in the asshole"
XD
MrLolatyou1000 3 days ago
Badass's Agni
IrbisVaron9001 3 days ago
So, Robbaz, if a movie is ever made about my life, I want YOU to narrate. I just sub'd.
IrbisVaron9001 3 days ago
"They stabbed the dragon in the asshole.... Smart move.. children"
squarepumplenumber2 3 days ago
ARSETRONAUT
Smallenface 3 days ago
'HOLY SHIT, I'm an astronaut. I'm so proud.' omg :')
chibilenah 3 days ago
Haha, creepy as fuck.
Bobster930 3 days ago
rofling so hard xD thats AWESOME!!! I WANT THIS!!!
kalogias 3 days ago
I laughed until I cried and peed blood omfg
abeshark 3 days ago
This reminds me of a particular movie... oh yeah. The Reaping.
Ranbouki 3 days ago
The Reaping...
Ranbouki 3 days ago
"Everyone can't become vikings I guess"
Vollyv 3 days ago
i think those gigants where homosexual
c4rl1t0x1 3 days ago
Reminds me of Athene from World of Warcraft haha.
KingDennisJensen 3 days ago
2:02 lmao did you just go "oh, tit"?
larkey99 3 days ago
"Well everyone can't become vikings I guess."
RiesCaroMusic 3 days ago 27
How to feed a dragon, Summon an army of children
TaiyouRyu 3 days ago
This made my day.
justzeroesandones 3 days ago
Thumbs up if Tumblr brought you here!
traffordfan 3 days ago 90
@traffordfan fuck tumblr.
xXGrangierXx 1 day ago
@traffordfan Robbaz brought me here...
ilusao1111 1 day ago
An astronaut, I'm so proud.
AMVoverlord 3 days ago 4
LOOK AT ALL THE BABIES!
MySkyColoredUmbrella 3 days ago
Shildren attack that piece of shit!
chockinbawlin 3 days ago
Oh god, tears of joy.
PeytonChan 3 days ago
Probably the most brilliant video on YouTube
MissWeasley14101 3 days ago
Reminds me of Pikmin.
videolizzard99 3 days ago 4
run child! its a pedofile! xD
infiniteTime45 4 days ago 6
Robbaz makes some of the funnies videos on youtube. Thumbs up if you agree!
sammyduderocks 4 days ago
Oh the humanity.
jonasallesson 4 days ago
oh god i love this xD
alliebug42 4 days ago
wow, how do you do that?
bluemoon891 4 days ago
lol i love your videos, you should kill everything with your demon children
warjunkds 4 days ago
Why does everyone get Viking wrong?
AbelSaint 4 days ago
im just going to say that im going to make my kid enroll in viking elementary and have him as the teacher
theflyingseabass 4 days ago
I cant stop laughing thats all. I just cant stop laughing.
sammyduderocks 4 days ago
children dominate dragons
vandanluc1 4 days ago
This is so freaking hilarious! Oh my god Robbaz You are amazing!!!
samduderocks 4 days ago
Lol, I love this video!!! :D
MaxDroidcrusher 4 days ago
I thought he said rape, comment and subscribe. lolwat.
Cookieshitface 4 days ago
hahhaa al that children huhuhuhuhuhuhu
KeesBagger 5 days ago
lol run children its a pedofile!!
TVQpang 5 days ago
We need a shirt that says "MY ARMY OF SHILDREN!!!"
Archfiend32 5 days ago 4
its viking elementary
theflyingseabass 5 days ago
ARMY OF SHILDREN
enormousmaggot 5 days ago 234
How?
FrancePotatoesGuy 6 days ago
@FrancePotatoesGuy its a mod
beastbucs 5 days ago
Must.... kill....
ThisGirlLovesTheSims 6 days ago
What spell are u using?
callofdutyking70 6 days ago
How the *Beeeeeeeeeeeeep* did you ge an army of children answer plz!!
wee1dunk1wee 6 days ago
That was funny good job children you stabbed him in the butt hole
TurtleTurbo32 6 days ago
"HERE YO! MY ARMY OF SHILDREN!!!!"
Archfiend32 6 days ago
@Tjmaxx67 and then train them to be serial killers
MicroCraftTV 6 days ago
Going to be honest, if i saw all of those kids running after me i would probably cry out of fear...
KingOfSims3People 6 days ago
there's nothing ducktape cant fix, so I swalloed a fucking roll :D:D:D:D Kan ikke puste for jeg ler så mye :D
RustyGreenReflection 6 days ago 75
This has been flagged as spam show
For some reason i love all your videos especially the one with the one where your a kid XD and your messing around killing people
kensterproductionz 1 week ago
TO VALHALLA!!!!
MattTechnical 1 week ago
after that victory he ran off to drink
mjød!
MrSpy3000 1 week ago
Go Viking Children Army
Flapswitch13 1 week ago
hey mang
you're gay
grounder 1 week ago
No males 0:
Warper1337 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"i had got a stomache bug or something. but there's nothing a little duck tape can't fix. so i fuckin swallowed a roll of duck tape and i feel a lot better now."
Hjhaberkorn 1 week ago
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Hjhaberkorn 1 week ago
I'm kinda disappointed that no nipples were inspected during this video. At least there was a pedophille though.
Crosby4hyg 1 week ago
Child soldiers to a new level
kalasnavic 1 week ago
holy god. u sound like LSP xD
AdamantAxiom 1 week ago
It's like an ultimate army since they're supposed to be immortals ._.
Mrbotobo 1 week ago
i dont know what to say to this
wolfspain1421 1 week ago
This man is a true Nord. Stomach bug? Swallow duct tape. Problem solved. I bet he also eats nails for breakfast- WITHOUT milk.
MelancholyOblivion 1 week ago
Did i miss anything ? or No nipples were hurt in this video.
WiseGuyFTW 1 week ago
you swallowed duct tape
XD lololol
TheCerealkiller148 1 week ago
cool accent.
wamdo7 1 week ago
The funny thing is that "let's do Odin proud" is actually correct English... XD
Ilovevidgames123 1 week ago
It's true, there's nobody she won't fight.
maceron4444 1 week ago
How do you do this? I want to make an army of children soooo bad now!
JakeW117 1 week ago 2
"Oh tits..They're mother wont be happy about this!
william14477 1 week ago
Do Odin proud.
blademasterjt 1 week ago
Deir Mawder wunt be happy bout dis!
Tinman888100 1 week ago
1:05 best part
CODfilms01 1 week ago
Yeah sure army of children.......
Army of LOLIS!!!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
FuzzyJ4 1 week ago
I would have preferred an army of walruses just saying
meriah129 1 week ago
How you get all that child's?
NapalmOnHCMtomb 1 week ago
Duct-Tape! :D
czechnoob 1 week ago
"Their mother isnt going to be happy about this"
HAHAH Great video man!
Scarecrow0024 1 week ago
short but good!
blackhawk92 1 week ago
nice how do you get an Amy of children
FingerBoarderSKATE 1 week ago
Bethesda obviously put some zombie children dialogue (must...kill...) in as a resource for modders. They must hate those immortal, annoying clone children as much as I do.
sillygoose544 1 week ago
i GOTTA GET ME WONNA THOSE
MrSquarehead97 1 week ago
"Do Odin proud" actually makes sense, your English is superb and you're the funniest video game guy on Youtube :D
Solkovsky 1 week ago
You make me laugh so much, you should be on TV. :-) Thanks for sharing!
afx777 1 week ago
that fucking accent makes everything funny.
JAMamation 1 week ago
I thought army of children was a song or something... Not literally a fucking army of children.
11010101101110111111 1 week ago
Youre funny as hell
uykyk1 1 week ago
Your accent makes this 10 million times funnier, and I was peeing myself to begin with.
Voxification 1 week ago
Child: Wanna play a game!?
Robbaz: Sure, let me get my friends
Child: O_o
RHMajic 1 week ago
I've been sick the past couple of days. I got a stomach bug or something,but thats nothing a little ductape cant fix. So I swallowed a fucking roll of ductape and I feel a lot better now.
ur a god
catieroo32 1 week ago in playlist anime
This reminds me of the robot twin kids from spy kids.
redsnipes465 1 week ago
Robbaz: Not giving a f*ck to child labor laws since the beginning of time.
thecoolguy010 1 week ago
actaully mr robbaz... u r playing skyrim ...not we.. we r watching you play skyrim...
playergamer100 1 week ago
"they're mother won't be happy about this" hahahaaha
xWxHxIxTxExYx 1 week ago
That giant had a sexy ass
yuckyha1 1 week ago
is this a mod? this is class! :P
Llowbear 1 week ago
that giant had a nice ass...
Dillboy824 1 week ago
Child labor
snuckles108 1 week ago
ROBBAS you are the most awsome man ever !! =D
emilahlm 1 week ago
"Holy shit an astronaught! I'm so proud!"
Derisat 1 week ago
this is like children of the corn
ImDrGreenThumb69 1 week ago
This is creepy on so many levels >:D where can I obtain such power.
MicroCraftTV 1 week ago 69
@MicroCraftTV You have to absorb it through your nipples.
mrminic 1 week ago
@MicroCraftTV Become a very active father.
Tjmaxx67 6 days ago
army of children.... ha ha Robbaz rules!
Bad6litch 1 week ago
eating its soul with their eyes lol i subbed for that alone
MrStokerRape 1 week ago
Robbaz- OOOOHHHHH RUN CHILDREN ITS A PEDOPHILE!!!!! Me- on ground laughing my ass off allmost pissing pants... have heart atack, wake up laughing... Black out again... DONT WAKE UP D: thats how im in the heaven off FUNNEH!!!!
roganperry 1 week ago
Robbaz and his Dovahkids.
Crocblocked 1 week ago
funny
spiko999 1 week ago
I use too have an army of children but then I took an arrow to the knee.
LegitRubberDuckFilms 1 week ago
@LegitRubberDuckFilms look up arrow in the knee click the animation with the big ass dovakhiin thatas wat will happen next time...
TheLojack8 1 week ago
@LegitRubberDuckFilms are you lost?
lHazardous 1 week ago
How do you get people to follow you?
superblim100 1 week ago
How did you do this, good sir?
ReApxTroPiik 1 week ago
Him - oooooh shit children run its a pedophile
Me - crying so hard cannot breathe
MegaCiax 1 week ago 99
how do u kill the kids
CrazyViking18 1 week ago
@CrazyViking18 its a mod
P90PIGEON 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
how do you make a kid your minnion?!?
MrCharlietango65 1 week ago
hes not very responsible lol
theteenspirit 1 week ago
@mr1bankai1 it is written only swedish vikings can defeat dragons with an army of children
turdsniffer123 2 weeks ago
"Let's do Odin proud.... Let's do Odin proud? What the fuck is my English?" -Robbaz, King of Sweden
AAETProductions 2 weeks ago