Swingers --- Mikey Phone Call

[Adrungo]

Gold. This was always my favorite scene.

[LilMisSsHAdy11]

poor mike.

[hamstergirl591]

After seeing so many videos and reading so many Reddit posts like this, I don't want to date anyone ever again ;_; Forget marriage.

[altgeldrarities]

That guy is a self centered douche and he is obviously suffering from vagina envy. Google this for fun: Yikes, rejected man sends woman 1615 word manifesto as to why she should continue seeing him, she in turn posts it on the web

[JustDuana]

Why do men keep saying this is painful? I find this to be hilarious.

[Lhykosidae]

Nappa - Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his embarrassment level?

Vegeta - It's over 9000!!!!!

[douvil]

I can RELATE SO MUCH

[livingisaight]

been there, done that.

[Stevand92]

haha so needy

[PDXdjn]

Sometimes less is more.

[dar482]

We had that exact phone when I was a kid. Oh the 90s...

[sonidoeterno]

Love this scene-love this movie- love movies that make you feel over big budgets padded with BS!

[cubano0306]

dam men this shit is painfull from start to finish

[Seancui283]

damn it Mike this is so embarassing lol

[Qhhoward]

this is so so so so so so so so so so so sadddddddddd!!!!!

[disengagejam]

glad i'm young enough to not really have to deal with this ... text msg really did change the game - for the better !

[nickmordo]

Makes me miss the 90s...

[jakeriding53]

if i knew him, i'd be embarrassed to say it

[TheGodParticle]

Christ! watching this is more painful than a kick in the bollocks...

[Galen052]

Although I Liked this video, part of me wanted to Dislike it...

[2alieftekhar]

THIS IS MIKE!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rachelsanders2]

Every single woman needs to watch this in order to understand what it is like for men.

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@rachelsanders2 yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

[illadvised50]

This scene is brutal.

[ArchArturo]

My God... My love life is there :C

[livingisaight]

women suck 

[Sasse90]

I think Wolowitz copied this

[THALIDO]

We've all been there. LOL.

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@THALIDO awkwardness with women? OH YEAH! hahah.. xD

[shsihl99]

everytime i watch this, i hide my head in shame for my species... ouch. this hurts.

[TonyBoy525]

This is almost like those scenes in horror movies where everyone in the audience is shaking their heads. Everyone watching this is like, "No, don't do -..." or, "Mike, you probably shouldn't - " or "Oh, no..." but sure enough, the inevitable happens: "Don't ever call me again." Sad.

[brokeanddrive]

His boobs are bigger than most women's.

[vaadaenmacchi]

@brokeanddrive its called pecs

[ike013]

awesome of you to post this.

[mhdixon21]

its not you its me....this is Mike.

[countercouper]

Thumbs up if Asha sent you here.

[xav187outlaw]

can someone plz upload the poker tarantino/scorcese scene:)

[bigjew899]

At least in The 40 Year Old Virgin he pretended to be a telemarketer...

[inhousefilms]

literally one of the funniest scenes i've ever seen!

[MsTreasuredChest]

uurrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh

[YooToobCanSuckIt]

JUST STOP RINGING HER HOLY SHIT

[TheScientist0000000]

What we, as nerds that are dudes and are watching this youtube video, need to do, is be more confident.

I want this statement to be a perfect textual summary of your attitude when talking to chicks:

"Yo what up girl. [no pause because you don't care about the answer] listen I wouldn't mind that pussy, but I could go either way. I got a fleshlight at home." Then you just turn around and quickly walk in the other direction.

Later on, you's gettin some.

[icecue7]

asdjoasi92834989awda&($@&( stop it!

[QuiemVile]

Watching this scene made me laugh so - (Beep)

Sorry, I think I was cut off. As I was saying, this scene made me laugh like a - (BEEP)

[OrangeSwag]

I remember watching this movie for the first time and I was like don't do it at the tv screen

[klabkebash]

This is why Mankind invented Text Messages... Hate on them all you want.. it will save you from calls like this..

[420ESSC]

@klabkebash maybe,............. or maybe not

[SelfDisgust]

Damn... That was hard to watch.

[lor83130]

how retarded can someone be.. and ive never had that happen to me.. I guess all guys see this movie and know. Why is calling made into such a big deal? so stupid.

[livin4fishin09]

@lor83130 the calling thing is very funny. this scene is great though how it over exaggerates the tense, nervousness when you first meet someone.. I actually called a girl the next day and said joking that i guess i wasn't money and she laughed cause she saw Swingers and got the joke. (we didn't last too long though so maybe I my claws and teeth need to be sharpened. lol

[haro82]

Classic and very realistic scene. Hilarious but painful to watch. A lot of us have been there unfortunately ha.

[Line1440]

....so THATS how you get the womins

[Boudosaved]

so painful to watch

[trevgreg2]

Never before in the history of mankind have so many men cringed in horror while watching a movie scene... or better yet, never wanted to rip the phone out of a person's hands so badly.

[MrPupple]

Ohh man! Hurts to watch, but very true and funny.

[modifiedcontent]

@megawarpvideo, gee, ya think...?

[RATIO3533]

Been there so I can relate.... just shit that really happens in life... that's why I loved this movie so much. Tells it like it is.

[chiefdavidOK]

This is my favorite seen from the movie, he nailed the acting in this scene. It's like your watching reality.

[gorillagrodd1]

This is why you should try to hook up with virtually every broad you come across instead of one or two. This is what happens when you don't.

[f4ckutube]

He babbles to much.

[kairia]

poor guy

[notruthnworld]

Dammmmm... this the neediest dude ever. Have a life dude. It ain't attractive...

[NewUnderwear]

OMG THIS GUY REMINDS ME OF ME!!!

[sabrin321]

Oh...Dmitri the lover's inspiration

[RagdollDude]

To the fetal position, pronto!

[gordonpumalightfoot]

haha 1:39 kills me...

[gogators73]

instead of trying to fit it all into....fuck!!!!

[anopenscroll]

Agree with all the men out there - Ouch!

[dlh9690]

Man, when I saw this, I never would have guessed this guy would go on to direct one of the biggest movies in the world. Props, Favs.

[macmarone]

You would just hang your self with the phone cord

[greatmya]

see where it goes, cause it's nice

[drunkenstooge]

I've done this to a chick. Twice.

[RagdollDude]

@drunkenstooge Haha is that where the name "drunkenstooge" came from?

[titoslick]

Fafaflofly

[jsokol27]

bababooey

[ipodkine]

@jsokol27 LOL

[satch19]

id rather watch a saw torture scene than this lmao

[telfairchaseway]

HAHAHAHA

[truthspeaks84]

I don't understand, was it something he said?

:-)

[yungtrill420]

NOOOO!! 2 reasons, Because there's the 6 day rule where you must wait 6 days after a girl gives you her number to call, because if you call too soon, you might scare her off, if you call too late, she might forget about you!!

And 2nd, he's communicating in his body language that he is a desperate needy bitch for the woman's validation and approval!!

[ianjunk]

One word. Painful.

[Rodney92]

Love this scene. Favorite scene in the whole movie!

[Stalarky]

Swagger less

[you2begin]

...and then text messaging changed everything!

[ezekieloak]

@you2begin The Prime Minister of Finland broke up with his girlfriend with a text message. No kidding.

[MadeByEduNotLaziness]

@you2begin Yeah, now people can text 100x.

[littlemismcr]

*awkward turtle*

[scrotrun]

I'm getting fired because I did something like this to a gal I was friendly with at work. Classic scene. Pure genius.

[betterthansex123]

ur a loser haha

[nickyq52]

Vegas Baby!!

[2ndAsstJizzMopper]

man, i can't even bear to watch it. like seeing a monk light himself on fire, but by accident.

[BiGZaY20]

LOL OMG

[Brandoni73]

Listen, its not you its me... I just got over a 6 year relationship---maybe we should take a break!

Epic!!!

[mikecallaghan]

I relate

[royalgk]

It physically hurts me to watch this scene. So painful.

[screwmath]

amen brotha!

[betterthansex123]

LOL thats exactly how I felt the first time I watched it, its so horrible to watch.

[FREEyaDOMe]

shyt is crazy.............

[XciteMe83]

He had an awesome body back then. So fuckin sexy.

[WetKant]

Its pathetic, yeah. But we`ve all been there

[herozeronl]

No we haven't.

[bigchiefmsu]

so awkward...and SO not money

[WanderleiCornell]

Haha maybe not this bad but we've all been there

[TommyMenna]

this is true

[GregWatermann]

Beautiful.

[gr8trade]

LOL!

"we should just hang out & see where it goes cause its nice"

[greatfox0024]

poor guy

[Fiasco6Radio6Show6]

Best film ever!

[744682532]

This movie is so 1997, women don't even have landline phones anymore.

[jackbyrnes86]

Daaaaaamn! This is funny and and painful at the same time!

[TNation98]

hahahaha this is painful

[HeraclitusFire]

He's over thinking it, man. Never over analyze the situation when first meeting a girl: It freaks them out. Also never mention your ex or the head trips you are going through, it just weirds them out and makes you look like a needy wimp. The girl could have been cooler about it, but Mike just seems too frantic and paranoid here. Number one rule with girls, if it feels natural, then there could be something developing. If it feels awkward, it usually is a bad sign.

[JFullerUCSB]

This is like watching a guy getting tortured.

[Kaylynn92677]

Wow great clip I love it!

[kgoger]

not once not twice not three times not 4 times not 5 times but 6 times wow. way to blow it mikey

[TempeSoldier123]

DAMN! What dude hasn't done this once in his life?

So not money..

[defroot29]

hahaha. Dude, this is brutal.

[egyboy10]

its so painful,i totally can relate to this...

[zjg5001]

Been there, done that...there's no worse feeling than knowing you ruined any chance you had and what's worse is it's recorded.

[spmrulez]

i always have to fast forward through this scene on dvd. way too painful to watch. had to pause it so i could write this comment

[bribegood]

THIS scene is like watching your self get kicked in the nuts over and over again! So Every time I get a number from one of my new pretty babies, i watch this scene to remind me to WAIT 3 DAYS!

[bobafettfan32]

yeah tis scene is like watchin a NASCAR race at talladega u know a wreck is going 2 happen sooner or later. this scene makes me sick 2 my stomach. me myself have never done this but i know guys who have. u always wait a day or two b4 u call a chick. but u never call over and over like he did obviously he had been out of the game 4 awhile. the way he kept talkin after she hung up was so money. NIKKI man what a fuckn bitch!

[bobafettfan32]

1 other thing i know alot of women like nikki. if u have seen the movie u know she works at starbucks. wow what a job yet she acts like shes got it going on. i know girls who have jobs like waitressing and they act like they are better than me. I'm like baby u are so not money and u are just jealous cause i'm money and u are not. the reason is cause i don't act like i'm money i treat people right.

[Gorboduc]

Boba Fett was money, and he damn well knew it.

[bobafettfan32]

BOBA FETT is a man of few words, he just gets the job done by any means necessary thats what makes him money. Another person who is money DARTH VADER.

[bobafettfan32]

I'm voting DARTH VADER/BOBA FETT in 2012! 2 men who can get the job done.

[resaf]

the way he keeps talking after she hangs up is money, baby - pure gold

[SHoliday002]

This scene is genius. Favreau wrote and played this perfectly.

[balkthor]

OH GOD THE PAIN.

I'm telling you now. Every time a man watches this scene, they cringe.

Over.

And over.

And over.

It's sortof like a Seinfeld quote I remember. "It's like a spider stuck in the toilet, and even though you know he doesn't have a chance, you still sort of root for it."

"Yeah, but then you flush it." Or, Nikki picks up and answers, and tells him to never call her again.

Poor guy.

[Ribbedforherpleazur]

lol speaking of Seinfeld...at the end here when he says "This is Mike" reminds me of a scene in Seinfeld when George leaves some chick a message "This is George....I got nothin to say"

[ajcirko]

I can't even fully watch this clip, it's so embaressing..... Amazing.

[JasonIsKing227]

aww poor Mikey. Hey if any of you guys could post the phone call scene, the one near the end when Mikey`s Ex calls him, that is a great scene, and would really be a great addition.Thanknx in advance. LOVE this movie btw.

[CaptainFluffyMcFluff]

this is why i only date fat girls

[jos3ph2]

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

[natureboy84]

Hilarious!! The funny thing too is that this happens to a lot of us guys out there when we meet someone new or if we foolishly call back an exgirlfriend. You just gotta learn from it, but I gotta admit I fell into this trap before. lol. I always hated leaving messages on a woman's phone. Half the time I don't even do it anymore.

[PLOKURUPT]

when do you think he works out he probably won't see her again

[Kain5th]

So, soooo painful to watch! lol!

[lindstrem]

omfg

[TrickyJumba]

LMAO pretty hilarious!

[flametopguitars]

probably one of the best scenes of this movie. great film!!

[chuckfantastic]

Rambler fails!

[wesside818]

this part is just painful to watch

[PeterZeeke]

this is toooooo easy to fall into seriously

"I didnt want to seem needy or desperate" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[andomamern]

It's not you it's me. This is Mike.

I've done that so many times. Left an important message and then had to add the name as an afterthought.

[floordipper]

LOL...all you clowns making fun of this guy...you're probably worse off. At least he has a girl to call. Haha...you're here on youtube fucking your left hand...haha

[DH2020]

After this he became a deranged clown by the name of Eric.

[armandmax]

i want a sound board to prank ppl now

[here2LQQk]

lmao classic

[singingpostman]

man,this is so painful to watch it makes me cringe

[thejobloshow]

same here, can't help but feel for the schmuck.

[creoltein]

wow he's really ugly

[darksaga2006]

AFC indeeed hahahhaha, wathch teh jeffy show, he makes fun of this exact sceen

[astrixx]

this guy = AFC

[rockpoetDan]

My favorite scene! So damn funny!

[Maniac50AE]

dude was about to break up with the answering machine

[zibbyblahblah]

so realistic

[zibbyblahblah]

I've done way worse than this.

[LetsGo6009]

yeh, i think just about every guy has :P

[sickdiggitydog]

Agreed.

[revolver878]

Any guy can relate to this movie- i feel your pain bro. lol

[MisterCool]

He should have stopped at 1:32. Oh well, I've done worse.

[NoodlyAppendage15]

haha he should've stopped at 0:00

[BugsyMalone82]

I've seen this scene a number of times and EVERY time I just want him to hang the fuck up and leave the room !!! GOD It's so hard to watch !!!

Feel so sorry for him, but its a comedy so you have to laugh !

[schumm122]

no man would ever do this. lol

[Maniac50AE]

u think so huh

[citykid33]

Depressing....The golden rule with women is based on Ratios:

You can call a girl once and if she doesn't call you back you can call her back one more time just in case she didn't get it, BUT THAT"S IT. If she calls you then you can call her back (texting counts as a call) but the ratio should never go over 2:0! Then you look like your trying way to hard.

The problem here is that it's 33:), lol

[meu02136]

You do know 2:0 is the same as 33:0?

[MehMah83]

I squirm every time I watch this.

[pooptalkerlive]

jon faverau is such a fuck

[SagitarianVeggie]

I love this scene! He calls her, dates her and breaks up with her in just a few minutes through her answering machine!

[volcomclassic]

must have hit pretty close to home with you huh dude? Thats why the movie is a comedy douche