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  • where tha fuck is the new episode

  • @Mendelevius Oh hi c:

  • Nope XD .yeah now him spitter is a spy

  • destroy the staircase!

  • Make 3

  • Ill change this!!!

  • @jaredmro11 portal 1 & 2 dead space 1 & 2

  • i did naaaaahd ! oh hi mark :D

  • I love this!!! Now where's part 3?

  • "They're everywhere! Walter is dead. IT is dead. They're all dead and now they're alive and they're trying to k---"

    "Hey Rob! What is she saying?"

    "Chick stuff..."

  • Her car door was open when she was talking to Mr. Masters -.-

  • @Alzerak He's probably going to finish this after he finishes G-Man Squad

  • Xanatos made this 0_0

  • lol zombrero

  • I like GarryMon

    But i prefer jsclan machinima

  • Where the fuck is episode 3?

  • Oh hi mark

  • 2:15 DID NOT (HIT HER) OH HAI MARK!

    watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

  • Very good actually it make me laugh a lot good job.can you please make the next episode

  • so boring

    

  • what map is that

  • hey should we make episode 3? did valve make half life episode 3? no. Weellll NO!

  • 1:41

  • wheres his laundry.... THIS IS MADNESS!!!

  • Where is part 3 did they stop making the vids

  • HAS Xanatos actually abandoned this project?

    As far as i can tell all his time was spent up on the mini-project he reccently released:

    Counter Strike the movie

    It's possible that just took up his time ans he's working on it already

  • whats are the maps used?

  • WHDRE IS PART 3!?

  • no thumbs up :((

  • New one come on

  • OH HAI MARC!

  • Ill subscr. If theres more coming!

  • please make more, this is like the last bit of actual machinima left on Machinima, not to say i dnt like the new stuff i just miss the good old days with gman squad, civil protection, freeman's mind, source wars, ect. all im saying is that there were alot more laughs back then...

  • @Tearonex Ikr, Machinima is killing itself slowley ;( I remember when it wasent even a big youtube channel, just a couple of people making videos to make people laugh-AND THATS WHEN IT MADE PEOPLE LAUGH!

  • @Tearonex you need to write a message to the director's channel. I think he stopped looking at comments

  • @Tearonex freemans mind is still going :D 38 was just uploaded and 39 is close to being done!

  • @Tearonex This is the same guy that made Gman Squad

  • is there ever going to be more of these?

  • did anyone know that this is the left for dead map but in the day time?

  • Chick stuff LOL

  • part 3?

  • can someone tell me wot map?

  • YEAH SPACE JAM!!

  • I swear I heard kootra say "oh hi mark"

  • This might just be the coolest thing I've ever seen.

  • Best Gmod series Iv seen MOAR :D

  • this was awesome! but srsly now, why'd you stop making them?

  • Keep making this!!!

  • please continue making this!!

  • MOAR PLASE!

  • i hope he does more of these there funny and i would watch them and alot of other people would to

  • @masamune470 I HATE how the other top rated comment is completely opposed to my comment XC

  • PART 3 PLEASE!!! :P

  • Kevin "XANATOS" Cianek !!!

  • oh hai mark XD

  • i wanna go for a ride in the car.

  • @tacokid356 so do i :D

  • LIMERIC! :D

  • Wow, First its Bite Me now its Hearts and Brains when will we get the next episode +_+"

  • MisterMasters? It would be awesome if it was MisterMild.

  • I WANNA WATCH SPACE JAM RIGHT NOW

  • -yes, i`m alieve!

    -I`M ALIVE TOO! =D

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  • neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddd ep3

  • I did naaaat - oh hai mark

  • rule #1 to making a successful video series is DON"T FINISH IT.

  • when are they going to make nother one plz make another!!!!!!!

  • 2:03 Surprise!! -Shoot- Nooo... hahaha xD!

  • LOL SPITTER HAHAHA XD!

  • They stop at 2 every time, just like Valve.

  • @Bloodysabbath48 LOLOL

  • @Bloodysabbath48 well they haven't stoped.

    they just you know, they took long time to build half life 2. soo it takes time to build half life episode 3

  • @Bloodysabbath48 Tf2, left 4 dead 2, half-life episode 2 what else?

  • @Bloodysabbath48 you should know that Valve are working with half life 3.

  • make a 3 one make a 3 one!

  • Garrysmod!

    

  • Machinima sucks now they never finish series ppl should start unsubscribing

  • were is part3!!!!!!part 3part 3part3!!! aaaahh need part 3 XD

  • Xanatos still has his comedic genius and talent! I love Gman Squad :)

  • Is the rest of JS even active anymore, or have the group stopped making videos?

  • 112 people became zombies

  • I wonder how they make gmod characters move so realistic O_O

  • hah zombies

    yeah zombies

    who wants to go a ride with the car!? ;D

  • Haha I DID NAAT The Room!

  • 2:13 was that a cheeky 'The Room' reference right there? I think it was..

  • man it feels like they stop in the middle of alot of ther episodes but hey they sometimes start em back up right?

  • It's like every Valve game... no episode 3.

  • @PorygonzFlipnote wow touche'

  • 2:15 you hear him saying Oh hey mark from the Room Tribiute

  • Thumbs up if u want an Ep. 3

  • Mr. Masters is fucking awesome

  • YAAAAAAAY!!! I thought you were killed by berserker-zombie-ninja-pirates riding dinosaurs. So, are you making a new episode. You don't HAVE to tell me when it is *whistles*

  • i'm alive. that is all.

  • @masamune470 what bout when we die :(

  • OH HI MARK

  • WERE THE FUCK IS EPISODE 3???

  • where is episode 3?

  • Zombrero!

  • Why must all the good machinima die YOUNG!?!?!?!?!?!

  • omg.....they said my name...AWESOME!!!!!!

  • TOMMY WISUIE!!! Or however tya spell it..

  • i want that map

  • 111 people could not afford a zombrero

  • I do I wanna ride in the car!!!!

  • Some poor texturing on those walls imho

    should've shot from a diffrent angle.

  • @punkface4936 the come up with new ideas every week they didnt for a while

  • NO MORE ADS!

  • @WhiteWorgenCorp do you want to pay for youtube...... i'm guessing no so just go drink some concrete

  • @BrotherTarkus How about i get you a spoon, so you can eat my ass.

  • make more

  • SOMBRERO

  • SOMBRARO

  • MORE

  • I've got know clue on how you made the NPC's mouths move I want to learn that

  • alyx  looks dam pretty in this vid

  • i like what you did to alex,s voilce

  • funny way to represent how to continue with your life

    even in the middle of a zombie outbreak

  • Where the fuck is episode 3?

  • is there going to be a third i hope there is

  • Episode 3?

  • what is the map?

  • Yay road trip!

  • The cake is a lie...

  • more?

  • This video will show you:

    HOW TO dispose of a dead hooker

    oooooooooh yeah

  • I wouldnt like to have a dead zombie hooker in my house

  • I did not hit her is a lie, i did not hit her.

    I DID NOOOOOOT

    oh hi mark

  • What ever happend to crackbone?

  • what game is this?

  • @WickedMan98 Garry's Mod

  • @WickedMan98 *looks to title*

    I'm not sure... I think it might be Garry's Mod, but ya know, titles never really made sense anyway

  • @WickedMan98 Gmod, a sand box Half Life 2 mod

  • Wut map is this?

    

  • ep 3 plz

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS EPISODE 3? WHY DOES SO MANY GOOD MACHINIMA JUST FUCKING STOP FOR NO REASON?

  • @punkface4936 It's the same story with every episode 3 in history.

  • @punkface4936 because of the stupid rights and copyrights michinima bans

  • @punkface4936 It's so they can make more room for Black Ops "B3st K1ll 3v4r!!1!" videos.

  • @punkface4936 cause they're jealous :I

  • @punkface4936 because machinima prefers to post COD videos : (

  • @punkface4936 they cant just pull videos out of their ass

  • @punkface4936 you would do same thing asshole

  • @punkface4936 what about arby n the chief?

  • @punkface4936 It's funny also when it is always on EPISODE 3 they stop.

  • @punkface4936 not only that, BUT BE FUCKING REPLACED WITH ABSOLUTE SHEEEEEEEEETTTTT

  • @punkface4936 theyre more busy working on there crap black ops video instead of working on there series like this and freeman's mind and all other good series

  • @punkface4936 YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT MAN

  • @punkface4936 even they stopped bite me episodes its been like 7 months

  • @punkface4936 ask valve!

  • @punkface4936 Yup all the good shit stops only to be filled with a bunch of shitty cod machinima's that nobody gives a shit about.

  • @punkface4936 THE SAME FATE AS HALF LIFE

  • @punkface4936 cuz theyre too busy putting up shitty mw2 montages

  • @punkface4936 i agree mah friend i agree WHY THE FUCK DONT U PUT EPISODE 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIG >:C

  • @punkface4936 because they only need to make the first few episodes so thay can truely be in machinima and then just sit on their asses getting paid to do shit.

  • haha i lold when the dude asked whats she talking about and he said 'chick stuf...'LOL.

  • Who wants to go for a ride in the car? :)

  • also the voice maches the look of alyx and can you guys add a metrocop guy in the future and is a total badass preeze?

  • love the animations

  • it'll be continued soon :( sorry

  • @jsXanatos actually u might wanna hurry up before the world ends in 2012 xD

  • Machinima doesn't have the time to continue this, they need to reserve space for a trillion fucking COD commentaries.

  • is there gonnna be a 3rd episode this is hilarious

  • why is there no more episodes?

    i realy like the show

  • and no more ep will come because machinima does not care about things with good story lines

  • portal 2 ftw!!

  • kootra would agree with oh hai mark

  • wait a minute this is the first part of no mercy from left for dead but all sunny and stuff

  • Who wants to go for a ride in a car?

  • You guys got to continue this series. This. is. EPIC!!!!

  • Awesome suscribe!!!!

  • O hai mark

    the room reference :D

  • episode 3 please

  • When will the next ep be out?

  • xanatos = best ever

    MAKE MORE!

  • "are you alive"

    "yeah"

    "I'M ALIVE TOO"

    "you need to help my whit this dead hooker"

    "I SASHA"

    GREAT XD