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  • its a kind of charming shithole? wtf XDDDDDD

  • The people who made this movie really understnd nothing, we don't want to see an invasion by some brainless zombies but by lots of nice pussys like Sarah and Nina....

  • lol all military personal in a quarantine have loaded weapons this movie is so fucked its nuts

  • sorry guys but eveyone shut the fuck up.. NO-ONE is "ready" or an "expert" about a zombie outbreak. BECAUSE ITS NEVER HAPPENED. so shut up already. and just enjoy the movies.

  • Lt. Nathaniel Fick...

  • im a gamer and im well fit i even have tactics for surviving a zombie apocalpsy <sorry for spelling but then again im pretty scrawny in zombie land the rule would be cardio i do belave and i have that

  • Taking the Zombie Survival guide into conversation. Bazooka or RPG = Noise = Attracts zombies. Katana/Crowbar + Silenced Pistol = light + Less noise. Unless you had a fort and were on a farm with a good meat and veg supply and had loads of ammo and were able to make your own. I'd stick with the 2nd choice. Btw Sniper = instant headshot.  (lol nerd)

  • Zombies

    Zambies

    There is a difference......and in this movie they're zambies.

  • one word:bazooka

  • plus*

  • not all gamers are un fit im a gamer and i hit the gym 3 times a week im sure i would survive a zombie outbreak for at least a while longer then most ppl blus that first zombie sounded like a predator when it roared

  • you already knoe my boy nick cannon had to be in this bitch >:]

  • So, because gamers can press buttons on a controller in a quick combinational fashon, they think they can survive a real zombie apocalypse....XD

    For one, where are they gonna get the weapons? Their inside playing games all day, and a third of them probably cant even run! lol

  • Gamers are stupid if they think they can survive because they can do so in a video game haha good luck

  • @cowboysfan1ism Amen!  lol

  • A gamer's first thought at the beginning of an apocalypse: Gonna get me an AK-47!

    My response: Good luck finding one!

  • Woman: u r so over kyle....

    Zombie: u r so over bitch!

  • A unloaded gun and a knife.....

  • the zombie said nom nom nom...im gonna EAT U

  • Haha as soon as she said i'm walking home I knew that she was going to die! It's always the snotty or ones that think that they're are going to live are the ones that die first! :D

  • lol LT FICK!

  • I like how the top two comments are just like what megostor said. They all assume they know how to survive a zombie Apocalypse when in reality if the day comes everyone's on even footing.

  • Why isn't her gun loaded? ;o

  • lol when he killed the girl in forest it looked he threw a strawberry away

  • @megostar gamers wont surive theyll jump on tables and hope the zombies will glitch and go to a wall and try to buy guns

  • @TheKylescoolness bro i play zombies BUT I READ BOOKES AND READ AND HOW TO SURVIVE

  • of course the "no service" stuff. LOL

  • 1. Get a katana. If the apocalypse starts fuck the katana and grab a gun or an ax (axe only for people who CAN hold it. Not fat asses). Go and find the katana when you do your back on track.

    2. Stay the hell away from hospitals. They are the first to be fucked up. Stay away from overpopulated areas and make no farting noises.

    3. Stay in a protected house. If its raided by zombies make sure it has a roof to climb on to. Other than that your screwed.

    xD And for the record, I am a girl.

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  • @GiniPig95 Yeeeeeeaaahhhaaaa!! Party! .44 Caliber or stay with a pack(group) that contains Shotguns. Military guns work like GOD. PERFECT. LOL

  • HEY EVERYBODY! Let's shake the camera to death so that the audience is left out of the movie!!!

  • It LT Fick from Generation KIll

  • @dougpowers2 ive been trained for wilderness survival through the military for special op. surprisingly enough if you break down the ones who are the most prepared and apt for survival. its not the ones who can survival out, tho that helps, its the ones who can survive in. the longer you can maintain what's called "buggingg in" the longer you will survive. the moment you step out. a countdwn begins untill you need shelter again or you die

  • tumps up kom an

  • gamers do know alot about zombies but just woudnlt know anything when it come to the situation of fighting of an undead

  • if a zombie apocalypse happens, i would try to make my way to the ocean. How i look at it, if i can get a good size fish boat and find fishing poles. i would just do what people for 100s of year just live off the open ocean :D i think it would be a good idea

  • @Caboose676 What about fresh water?

  • ILOVEYOUZOMBIES♥

  • WOOOW :'(

  • for screening purpose only not for rental or sale :P

  • I never saw this zombie flick... one of the few i missed... but we're in part 2 allready & we havnt seen anything.. damn... pretty bad. I guess it doenst get much better? I'll jump ahead and see... pity if it doens't.

  • How can they block our phone!!

  • @Finedaytastic E.M.P - something to do with electromagnetic pulses .

    I believe it`s the same ``energy`` within solar flares . Google E.M.P and solar flares .....

  • @pcrvg0808 an EMP is an electric magnetic pulse it shuts down all power in the area your in

  • @Finedaytastic Forget i said that ........

  • if theres anything ive learned from left 4 dead series is that the army cant do anything against zombies :l

  • @wadukp lol more like one scratch ;)

  • no one will make it out alive if there would be a real zombie invasion

    One bite and you are dead ;)

  • CHARMING SHITHOLE!!! thats the best he could come up with!!

  • i think its kind of a charming shit hole to

  • xD this is how left for dead started!

  • i like how even though its the Army they still have USMC sleeve rolls...

  • Its Proven that video games can help you survive any apocalypse of any type

  • The one movie I can watch on netflix is the only movie I can watch on youtube.

  • i have to pee really, really bad

  • @dougpowers2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to say FUCK Left 4 Dead, Zombie Apocalypse, Dead Rising and any other Zombie game I left out. The best Zombie survival game on PS3 or 360, isn't even a full game. Yep, you know what im gonna say: World at War and Black Ops are the best. HANDS DOWN.

  • Marginal Quality. Not as good as the original, of course. Still thanks for the upload

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  • Don't worry guys! FPS Russia will protect us in the zombie apocalypse! :)

  • @noobie1890  that guy is fucking set lmao hell probably make videos of him snizzin zombies out from across the field with different weapons lmao

  • @bbazuniuk His flamethrower and shit lol

  • if I were her i would have the guy court marshaled for what he said i am in my m.c.r.o.t.c and i wouldn't put up with what he said....

  • were are those fuckings zombies?

  • Load it load it load it!!!!!

  • "Don't worry it's not loaded?" Man my piece would be loaded and hot! Just a movie...sigh, calm down. Inner peace, inner peace...

  • infected like 28 days later movie is more realistic than zombies

  • why they didn't kill those infected people ...duhhh

  • Wear a gas mask

  • Yeah I would rather catch the flu and not get bitten to death by zombies and not get shot in the head by anyone when I'm still alive I would lock myself in my room and turn myself

  • zombies will start out as a disease you catch like swine flu so everyone that thinks they have a plan youll be a zombie without getting bitten

  • I met Stark Sands (Bud) he is so nice he was on Broadway

  • I think the problem with the remake of Day of the Dead, is that they don't treat it as a serial. The ending of Dawn fits with the opening of Day.

    On here, it just begins again, as if the 2004 Dawn didn't happen!

  • clean clip nice ~KHAY~

  • well i was eatin some meat to this lol

  • who the hell carries an unloaded gun?

  • @CB436 captin keys from halo one

  • the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse... close to the rednecks

  • @ismokemid Best Comment on a zombie movie ever made :D

  • @ismokemid haha

  • 6:55 she doesn't say anything look wtf?

  • Those zombies scream like this is fucking Jurassic park or some shit

  • It seems like all zombie movies start with the main character's Bestfriend or relative. Oh the beautiful drama :D

  • they just lie down there banging each other when their mum is upstairs sick? xD

  • this makes no fucking sense 00:50 lets trow a bit meat w8 is tht a ear wtf

  • i love her belly fat

  • Actually the people that would be ready would be the gun jockey/strong/non fat/fast/smart/nirds so those would be the prepared people for a zombie apoclypse!!!

  • this noodie town doesnt know how to handle influenza xD

  • 0:55 not being a hater (i love this movie) but doesnt that look like a giant piece of strawberry? :D

  • @Ivelleous

    Nom nom nom :3

  • i play l4d2 when zombies come il be fine

  • im ready for zombie invaison :D i got supplise and i know were iam go and wat ima do

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  • nick cannon is NOT ghetto.. fyi,

  • if nick cannon is in it....it HAS TO BE GOOD

  • in the movie "zombieland" the guy should have been a gamer and know more things. like: headshot, never turn back, dont go alone in a dark room. stuff like that. would be funier!

  • Nothing like watching zombie movies to train for the zombie apocalypse (if it were to happen.) I also exercise, and I am a deadly shot with a rifle. So I would be king of the zombies!

  • A zombie apocalypse is NOT happening. Ever. So... Whether you're fat or skinny or fit or a gamer or a black guy, we're all gonna die. But we're never gonna get eaten by zombies so shush already -_______-

  • @dasiwa

    Aw c'mon, don't be such a party pooper. Reason why kiddos make Zombie Apocalypse Kits are for fun purposes, talking about our methods of survival is just for fun. Like some rapper boasting how he got laid with a hooker that has every STD known. Okay maybe that was a bad comparison, but zombies are just a fun thought, like Vampires verses Werewolfs. No, not the Twatlight ones.

  • @MrHestolemyname I figured, as much, hahahaha. I just have a really funny image of know-it-all fatties dying first.

  • why does the scientist zombie sound more like an animal?

  • i just nid a butcher knife or a chopper to survive lolz. chop their head off

  • awh i hope he doesn't die he's too adorable

  • *pulls out a gun* "dont worry its not loaded" *pulls out a knife* "dont worry its not loaded" i was hoping he would say but guess not :(

  • No no no! Keep the gun loaded at all times but keep it on safe when your not in the danger zone but switch the safety off when you're in the danger one because those M9s' single action on the first pull will require more pull than in double action. LOL sorry for the randomness

  • how come its always colorado that ends up being fucked over by zombies all the time? not that i care or anything....

  • She has an unloaded Pistol and He has a Knife.

    Reminds me of Resident Evil. Ahh.... good times.

  • @DEATHOMEGA69 loser

  • I met Bud (Stark Sands) he is really nice

  • LOL "Well, it's kinda a charming sh#t hole"

  • i would love it if there was an zombie invasion

  • @inky243 Any large-scale social upheaval would amount to essentially the same thing. The way things are going in the world, I'd say all you have to do is wait...

  • The people who would be ready for a zombie attack would be avid gun owners with survivalist training...maybe a mormon in a strong hold?

  • im already prepared for a zombie invasion, necromorph invasion, alien invasion and all kinds of invasion lol

  • @ssamul

    i thoguht the necromorph and alien is the same thing

  • @ssamul I'm telling the zombies where you live

  • WTF IS A MILITARY ROAD BLOCK WITH OUT M16 M4 AR-15 AT-4 M2. 50.CAL TACTICAL 5700 REDIMERGER nukes miniguns and napam 

  • so first its a screen so shit that ive never seen anything like it 2ndly u put that info rental thing go hang yourself

  • I love how they're walking into a blood soaked home and she's happily announcing her gun isn't loaded.

  • the people who will be ready for a zombie invasion would be the gamers

  • @MrHestolemyname gamers dont have social skills, you silly goose :), just kidding

  • grandma talk

  • @MrHestolemyname True and we are all ready for some action. OOAH!

  • @MrHestolemyname

    HELL 2 THE YEA

    in the background youll c a bunch of fat kids running like hell from a bunch of zombie chicks while the kids r carrying ak47's nd then a skinny ass nerd will just pop up out of nowhere with a stick nd whack the crap out of that zombies screamin, " YEAAAAHH 40 POINTS OF EXPIERNICE"

  • @MrHestolemyname your right but i think someone would need to be in shape at the same time

  • @MrHestolemyname Yeah that's if they are physically prepared for what they're up for.

  • @MrHestolemyname

    Yah, with their overweight guts, they won't outrun anything lol!

  • @prestonorrick who needs physical abilities when u have intelligence! zombie gamers can kill zombies with their eyes closed!

  • @MrHestolemyname true cause they know more about it but they will be weak and dye earlier

  • @MrHestolemyname yea because we have played zombie games and we should know how to kill a super zombie too,yea we will pwn them

  • @MrHestolemyname that's so true :D btw that means a lot of survivors would be in usa :D

  • @fttpokllc and the uk ;)

  • @MrHestolemyname True that man

  • @MrHestolemyname i lmao at you :) the stupid games arnt ready :)

  • @Tehfilipin0 i lmao at you :) ur grammar sucks :)

  • @MrHestolemyname hahah :)

  • @Tehfilipin0 LOL @ your stupidity.

  • @MrHestolemyname agree cus im one my self so the basics are

    1.only headshots

    2.dont make noise

    and usualy 3.go to a mall for food,guns,water

    there are also alot of advaced ones but it will take to much to explain

  • @vlad007001 Thats true, but after you have been to a mall and gotten supplies you should go to a farm, then you can grow food when it runs out, get clean water, less zombies/infected in rural areas... ooh and pigs and cows for fry ups and BBQ's, to party with all the other survi- i mean gamers ;)

  • @dave01123 what di you just say are some advanced rules but i only wanted to say the main not to go in details and shit

  • @dave01123 Or, this may sound like a stupid place to go, a prison. High barbed wire fences, open ground to start farming, exercise equipment to keep in shape.

  • @Waroftheworlds112 actualy you have a good point th only downside is that there is no supply of fresh water but still you have a good idea there

  • @dave01123 Rain collectors and water purifiers. Don't forget the ear plugs though.

  • @MrHestolemyname im a gamer and id probly shit my pants lol

  • @XxtrollmAsT3ERxX For me the hardest part of the Zombie Apocalypse would be pretending not to get excited.

    You don't have to shit your pants my friend, zombies are slow, the half dead brains of them can't even make the body move right, they also lack intelligence.

    You'd be safe if you have (improvised) weapons ;)

  • @MrHestolemyname Well I guess I'm safe then! :D LOL

  • @MrHestolemyname Hell yeah!!

  • @MrHestolemyname unless there the real fat ones that cant move haha

  • @MrHestolemyname we are the only ones who know how to take zombie hordes down

  • @MrHestolemyname Gamers would know theory, but a lot of them are too out of shape to actually survive. Types like me, who train, workout and maintain a knowledge of zombies will rule the zombie apocalypse

  • @Pikepaw u know...i only commented for fun and then i get a lot of ppl like u telling me serious facts ;p my comment was just to be for a laugh so no n explaining the basics of a zombie apocolyps :/ also a zombie apocolyps could be totally different from the movies so....

  • @Pikepaw unless you will be scared when you wills see youre mom being zombiefied and zombies woudnt die because of headshots

    imagen they only woud die when you woud hit them in the heart or there fingers XD

  • @MrHestolemyname no, i woudnt even know for sure how manny safeties you must disable before you coud use a goddamn simple mossberg 500

    the ones that are ready....

    well, that wodu be the rednecks of the usa i beleve

  • @MrHestolemyname POWER TO THE PLAYERS!!!!!

  • @Parabellum881 Good call XD

  • @Parabellum881 YEAH!!! during zombie apacoalypse impacking a ray gun, mabey a thunderr gun lulz

  • @potctk LOL OMG mabye with a jugger-nog drink

  • @MrHestolemyname Not all gamers, most are probably not fit and but they will know how to kill a zombie

  • @MrHestolemyname gimmi a ray gun and ill show ya :D

  • @MrHestolemyname hell ya the gamers would i no i would i allready have a zombie attack plan its FULLPROOF

  • @Skeeez13 Foolproof * you fucking retard

  • @Skeeez13 Sorry to be a pain, but it's spelt "FOOLproof." if it was a joke i didn't get it. Soz.

  • @MrHestolemyname Hell yeah and the best prepared gamers for a zombie invasion would be especialy the ones who played ,,Left 4 Dead,,(1 and 2) >=D

  • @megostor Ya right, Left 4 Dead is not a Zombie game, what happened in that game is a mutated version of rabies. A real Zombie survival game would be Dead Rising 1 & 2.