Shit Girls Say - Episode 1

[wellthatisgr8]

Sotrue , so sad.

[ForeverOneThree]

VICTORIASSECRET liked this video!

[alicekuroo]

hahaha this is the first time i see someone impersonates girl without wearing whore-y costumes

[nygiel17]

this started it ALL..

[rickman181]

Posting on youtube about Kony is not going to stop a Ugandan war criminal.

[TutoSony]

KONY 2012

[tacebellrehab]

if u look reallllyy closely u can tell its a guy

[alicekuroo]

@tacebellrehab hahahahaha thank you, captain obvious! :))

[irical100]

should be called "SHIT WHITE GIRLS OR GIRLS WHO HAVE BEEN ETHNICIZED INTO WHITE SPEAK SAY"

[LoversLeStrange]

Did I lock the door? ....yes

[sk8tergirlawsome]

and this is coming from a guy in a wig

[lock8d1]

@sk8tergirlawsome He does a good impersonation though!

[lovebits102]

i feel bad about being a girl now -__-

[RandomDetritus]

lololololololol

[triplethreatlol101]

KONY 2012 KONY 2012 KONY 2012

[coolestcrazyestgirls]

KONY 2012

[Pwiddu]

So true its scary O.o

[MykVault]

woah there have been so many versions of this made now! this is still my fav, oh and sailor moon says. lol!

[gattasb]

try watching "shit girls say when they shit"

[AhzidDiin]

Who is this smoking hot babe? where can I get her raunchy photoshoot pics.

[tjoheikjottdeig]

i think i just fell in love with this guy..

[lexxyng]

Did I lock the door?

...yes.

^ My life.

[srtaTasca]

umm... are his legs shaved????? lol!

[96bnb]

this is so weird.its so accurate.

[mrbabytabby]

ok, but that's nothing compared to what men say!! see 'shit men say on first dates' YouTube !!

[TheRedTeamPyro]

I've done all, I'm too proud ;)

[thisisnormalful]

I've never said any of these..does that make me a poor excuse of part of the female race..?

[chromesandia]

ALL GIRLS NEED TO WATCH

KONY 2012

KONY 2012

KONY 2012

YOUTUBE: KONY 2012

[beastbo98]

1790 girls dont think they sound like this. (THERYRE LIEING TO THEMSELVES)

[believeinhope86]

KONY 2012! Let's make him famous!

[gattasb]

check out the "Shit girls say when they Shit" video....

[purpletigrrr]

lol did i lock the doors? ... keep walking stopp "yes" lol funyy

[keyzhunt3r]

Also, girls for some reason need to add an extra "ahhhhh" to every word... especially "oh my godahhhhh!!!"""

[huckleberry665]

" Could you not do that please" ohmygod. hes #deadon

[JBMRocket]

"Shit Girl Says"... More like "Shit that Guys Think that Girls Say"

[kewlheart2013]

lmfao 0:24 :O huhh did i lock the door? /long pause/ Yes.

[ZALIYAH10]

Ha ha x

[MegaLeticiaa]

thats me... sadly

[wolfgirl7764]

TWINSIESSSS

[YemansRock]

why noone told her to shot up!!!



[lisamarie2393]

you walk pretty good in heels man

[blueberrybun]

of all the shit-whatever-say videos, this is still my favorite!

[MelliStar1]

this is so me

[anime9842]

*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

Lmfao.

[xLiGhTuPtHeNiGhTx]

did i lock the door??????????.......yess! lol

[littlecupcakefox]

i am only about 3%? im not a girl lol XD

[bangthatdrumb]

ha ha... seriously girls fucking suck. if guys didnt wanna fuck them they would be out in the cold

[someclevername1]

@bangthatdrumb why do you speak about both genders in the third person? Are you neither a guy nor a girl, and based on either answer, are you not attracted to either gender?

[BbyShanie]

I only say about 2% of this... guess im not a girl (:

[daisybambi7]

You guys need to make a new video! :)

[Bananafight24]

Lol this is funny cuz its true!!

[BlueGlitter03]

make ep. 4 plz :)



[wfran15]

Ripped off Collegehumor



[TheBookFanatics]

Listen listen listen listen part lol that is so me xD

[rebrebs]

He sounds like me. I find this alarming.

[christinpappas15]

So I love this video because of how funny and true it is lol :)

"Listen listen listen listen" -Me all the time

[cheerupbuttercupable]

Make more please

[lowercasekid]

TWINSIESSSS!

[snoopDorkyDork101]

did he shave his legs for this? mine don't even look that smooth when I do it D:

[Inferno2Chaos]

fuckng scary

[DarkStar13337]

Way too accurate "Can you turn it down please?" "Can you do me a favor?"

[ASWproductionz]

Omg becky look at her butt

They forgot that one :(

[cutypye5281]

@mikepeterslovealways... I know right!!! My fav:can you do me a favor?. Hahaha

[MjoDarcy]

What kind of sorcery is this?!

[yanathelama1]

i feel like i'm hanging out with my sister... lol

[lovya7]

he actually has nice style

[JabSugarAnderson]

That distorted ringing in your ears when a group of girls scream...GENIUS!

[TheJacobWarden]

Gf funn

[lindsey4heart]

lol wow I say all of these things!

[msglambelle]

This is so true!! Thumbs up if this video is your life!!!

[Theunwanted4life]

@MrLoza11 Everyone knows lOl

[Theunwanted4life]

@DrknssRules1 It's a man

[nomnomcoffee]

I'm scared as to how true this is.

[KelOfMindelan]

"could you please not - do that? please?"

I say that ALL THE TIME.

[cocotoday]

and, what the hell was that?

[Seriouslysimone]

Oh my gosh this could not be more true :)

[LilgurLish]

every shit we say has 10 meanings behind, very very complicated and intellectual haha

[Pricey1345]

I wouldnt call this "shit" It's intellectual conversation.

[amsardina11]

True! I'm a girl and I do say this shit.

[Metropoflix]

Anyone seen "shit girls say that date zombies"?

[jessderosa]

do i look like a doyle?

[NachoCheezzGurl101]

OMG this is so true!

[skylarworld1]

listen listen listen listen

[1misslucylu]

15,222,567 views? why is it only showing the amount of times i've watched this?

[ForeverMoreTatiana]

This is hilarious LOVE IT!



[lrpuppylover]

TWINZIES!!!!!!

[MsLeigh1234]

I have said at least All of those things! LoL

[Vannflaskefu]

So me

[xxfootballkid]

OMG HE IS A GIRL 

[yehjeaner]

TWINSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[vadivasi]

WE NEED MOAR VIDEOS!

[Smith3r33ns]

can you just imagine the looks he got during the outdoor scenes?

[boobookittifukk]

So much love for Juliette Lewis!

[anbonu]

HILARIOUS!!!

[HE012]

who was video taping me through out the day lol

[DrknssRules1]

that is one fugly ass woman

[Funnifal]

@DrknssRules1 its a dude. @___@

[gjgjgjaify]

he's so accurate at being a girl.

[Esupanitix]

What the fuck.

[JokerCrowe]

I do most of this stuff! D: Does that mean I'm a girl? O.o

...

It probably just means I'm... y'know... Human.

[MrLoza11]

If you look closely you can tell it's not actually a girl.

[123probmxer]

@MrLoza11 duh



[lola200611]

That awkward moment where I laughed at this video and than realized it was about me..

[GregJ863]

why does this remind me of my gf? lol

[sbeacham88]

i'm thinking "ps" and "just kidding" belong in this

[amr9995]

1786 shit girls dislike it !!

[pizzisek]

that awkward moment when you realize that you do most of this.... like eating chips while watching this video :D

[rchl7]

Is that a mannequin? Or a blow-up doll?

[TrollinDotCom]

that guy could be a girl...

[amegamooch]

Where is the iconic "I have to peeeeee"?

[annaapplewoods6]

I can't believe how true this is...

[metalbreath]

0:16. You have the picture of the dog with the collar that appears on Amèlie, a movie directed by Jean Pierre Jeunet. I want it now. Where did you get it?

[HillmanJenna]

TWINSIES!!!!!!!!!

[Ziggle100]

This is so accurate, it's scary.

[daltonblake303]

so your the one.....

[LilgurLish]

i'm a girl, but you're actually quite cute hahahahha

[Oliveloves1]

I never ever get bored of watching this!

[alyxskyler]

he has nice legs

[LyricsByLaRoux]

Someone please tell me...... Is this David Walliams?

[snotberg123]

did he...shave his legs for this?!?!

[Aliza6698]

0:27 is it just me or is there a fly near the foot? o.e

[MrFirebird217]

was that a boy or a girl????

[megaZeroXXO]

looks like will ferrel XDD

[Testudo256]

Disturbing, but informative!

[ryryplays]

Wow sounds like my sister

[supercoolawsomeguyXD]

thumbs up if FineBros brought you here

[po157]

day in the life of a white girl :)

[Msyrnonamesavailable]

Do I look like a doily?

[DiamondHeadSquirtz]

If you like this video, you should check our video "Shit Hawaii Tourists Say"

[ruchikagskar]

I had such a good sleep!

[MickyDSmileyFace]

Totally how I eat chips around my bf lool

[Sumpfdotterschnalle]

Am I the only one who is totally euphoric that there's Juliette Lewis in an average comedy youtube video? :D ♥ love her.

[InsidersHealthTV]

You should see Shit Health Snobs Say! Another good one!

[IGotNoIdentity]

sir,are you gay?

[RabRabNZ]

this cant be the video everyone is parodying? i just decided to watch it finally and it is actually nothing at all. What a waste of 30 seconds but it saved me time watching the shit parodies too

[trar7642]

brainless scum from alex mazda

[MsKaytee101]

0:50 my favorite part!!!

[warriorsluver23]

i dont say any of this but i know people who do. so funny :D

[Pigville2]

WE just made one 'Shit New Zealand Girls Say', no one has made one of those yet... we of course take it too far though...

[SaonyRguez]

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen! Hahaha

[SaonyRguez]

Do I locked the door? YES! Hahaha, always happen to me!

[tycoon891]

You started all this shit!!!

[ShadowDancer00]

"Ahhh....Did I lock my door........yes" That is basicallly my daily ritual right there. XD

[Zeepee1234]

0:35 he starts sounding like ashton kutcher

[devolted]

y does this seem like something out of WKUK

[129LANA0heart0]

..Is this the video that started it all? :D

[sheru7mera7naam007]

1:00 is that a man or a woman!?!!! lol

[sheru7mera7naam007]

so is this the original "shit ___ ppl say" video which started it all? haha how late am i... LOL it's so fukkin funny

[rvdmjc1]

THE CHIPS....MY GOSH...THE CHIPS!!!

[FlurpzZ]

are they ever gonna make a new one??

[freakygleeky0718]

this is sooo ture

[swimgirl4ever]

Wow... I do all of this :o

[GenesisTree]

Look at what you've fucking started with this bullshit. This series being popular is proof to me that god does not and never has existed. And if he did, he'd be fucking ashamed at how we've utilized his gifts of speech and wisdom. Hey I've got an idea, how about you make one called shit girls say when they're stranded at the bottom of the ocean, and film it on location.

2012 is the year we make contact -- educate yourself on NWO policies

Signed,

Dr.8=====D~~~~

Attorney at go fuck yourself