God's Electric Pickle is a Christian

[LightningLice]

Now children, do you want to be an ugly atheist pickle, or a beautiful glowing pickle of Christ?

[eggking33]

i wanna be chargered by god

[ichfilmfrau]

who knitted that jumper? is it made from dried pickles?

[XenoVionX]

YES! become a christian and god will sodomize you with a fork.

[Kshizzel19]

On the behalf of all theists I'm so sorry about this....

*sigh*

(I'm not a pickle, to save me from the joke...)

[biggreenmachine2007]

Damn shame he didin't take a bite out of his powered pickle while it was still plugged in. :-)

[swampticks1942]

God put energy through my pickle too!!! YES PRAISE JESUS!

[jazzx251]

Hmmm - torturing pickles for all eternity doesn't work.

Eventually, fairly soon, your Christian pickle ends up splattered on the ground - a burnt out husk.

This video is the ultimate proof that science and religion don't mix.

[benbisley]

Watch out, Grandpa John! The pickles will gang up on you, make a king-size heavy duty S&M sling, put you in it, hook you up and turn the power on. . . .

[satansaysdie]

ROFLMFAO.

[fonna]

Oh, stop it!!

Stop it, please XD!!!!!!

Oh, wheew!! Is this guy serious.

First the banana, then the peanut butter, and now PICKLES!!!

Oh GAWD!!

Ahahahaa!!

[DancingInChains]

@fonna actually, peanut butter came first :D

[Atheisticwiccan]

I'm glad I'm a witch! No wonder born-again freaks roll around on the floor spouting gibberish, coz their god's giving them electroshock therapy!

[ianboswell]

That's one kinky pickle swing.

How biased can one really be? Comparing this to cater to just one god/way of life? Did you forget that Christians are all atheists except they chose not to exclude one god/holy text? oh but this is for kids they argue.

What about all the kids out there of other belief systems or those who are naturally uncomfortable with Christianity for its out-right hatred of them? I was one growing up and programs like this made me repulsed and depressed growing up.

[pushpophappiness]

This demonstrates nothing but what naiive idiots Christians are to begin with.

Gullible old fool..

[OZooboy]

I have a great life as a christian.

[TormentorOfReligion]

So God stuck two forks in your head and turned on the power?

Man, I gotta try that...

[EricZombie]

i'm sure Scientologists have great lives living as brainwashed zombies. Just ask one if he's happy.

[TormentorOfReligion]

But I like pickles....

[majorvoltage]

Christians are electrified with 120 volts of Jesus.

No wonder they roll around on the floor shaking and speaking gibberish.

[majorvoltage]

Lol where do you find this shit?

[rivalarrival]

This is a VERY good analogy, he just cuts off the experiment too soon. Had he continued, you'd see the pickle eventually catch fire and burn down the apparatus around it. Similarly, religion damages adherents by skewing their worldview, and harms the world through the actions of these misguided adherents.

When looking for illumination, religious people look in pickle jars while science discovers laser beams. Yeah, that seems about right.

[remarkrob]

It's got to be a Kosher Dill pickle. Once again a Jew being tortured in the name of Christianity.

[drfor666]

so that pickle /[christians] have a red light on there ass every were they go

[TRUECHARITY]

I think I laughed so hard I cried.

Couldn't they have picked a better anology than electrifying a pickle?

What is it with Christians and playing with food to prove and explain god?

[GTSSB]

Now let me see...the church doubted Galileo, doesn't buy into Darwin, and cover-up pedifier priests, but, for the price of a lite-brite pickle I can be saved? IMPORTANT NOTICE for everyone that believes the above two words. MEDICATION & COUNSELING

[3AdamCr3]

you all worship something in your life whether that be a band another person a substance or whatever everyone worships things i dunno why people have a problem with those that choose to worship a higher power and his word asks us to lead a good strong moralled life....i honestly wouldn't of been able to hold back laughs if this were funny but the comparisons were unimaginatively lame.. you guys are obviously very unhappy and i'll pray for all of you.. god bless!!

[RayYT]

I don't worship anything. Not a band, substance, nor a mythical sky fairy from an old story book.

You're obviously happy with the idea of being electrocuted by a mythical creature, so, well, good luck to you. :-)

[rhabdoviridae]

You are projecting here. The fact is, some of the more enlightened among us don't feel the need to 'worship' anything at all. It may be news to you, but moral imperatives are not exclusive to those who believe in imaginary beings. On the contrary, more murder has been committed in the name of the Abrahamic blood god, i.e. your god, than any other (see Old Testament). The problem is not with those who worship a higher power, but with those who want to force their worship on everybody else.

[cuc2693]

so basically jesus=electricity so this guy just proved that god does not exist

[5150Madman]

IS THAT A KOSHER PICKLE?

This little pickle of miiine...

Im gonna let it shine!...

[rhabdoviridae]

So basically the message here is that God will stick two forks in our head and light us up when we accept him. Yes children, don't try to find God at home or you will fall victim to a very exotic bbq. Hilarious video! Keep them coming!

[TRUECHARITY]

No no no... you got it all wrong.. you have to stick the forks in both ends... so like one in the head, and the other in the feet... or somewhere else I'd rather not mention...

Scary, really scary.

[rhabdoviridae]

Technically speaking, you are right, but the vision of two hot, glowing forks in the head seems to convey more of that godly love than just one.

Haven't seen this video in a month but I'm listening to it now as I write a response to you and laughing just like the first time. I almost want to give him the benefit of the doubt and view it as satire, but no, this guy is really fucking stupid.

Sometimes real life writes the better comedy!

[TRUECHARITY]

To True!

[keloko07]

I get it! If we believe in God, he will shock the scheisse out of us like pickles!

[beerasaurus]

Greatest arguments to atheist has been, Bananas, Peanut Butter and now...pickles.

I don't think this strategy is working to help hold onto followers of the christian god and jesus, as much as it is just making people hungry.

Keep it you loony christians I need suggestions as to what I would like to eat for lunch.

[Edella]

I see the light! It's all so clear now! I want to thank GrandpaJohn's electrics pickle and Ray Comfort's "atheist nightmare banana" for leading me into the gentle arms of Jesus.

I shall try to locate a nice snake-handling pentecostal church for worship when I sober up tomorrow.