his name is mustafa becausemusafa was a lion and when you defeat lions you get their names- this also works with chuck norris, until you take an arrow in the knee
Okay, that's it. Old Spice Guy is God. He could win in an arm-wrestling match against Chuck Norris and Abraham Lincoln. At the same time. With his nose hairs.
Isaiah Mustafa is not afraid to talk to himself because he knows that the only result will be a paradox of mascularity between two equally manly figures, that will eventually result in our universe collapsing in on itself, and forming a new universe, where no man smells like a lady, there is universal prosperity and peace, and an end to all bacon wars that are sure to come.
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post
Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post... I'm on a computer.
Knowing that you respond to your own tweets has eradicated all my guilt and self-loathing over talking to myself constantly. Now every time I utter my internal monologue aloud (thus making it an external monologue, I suppose) I shall do it in as rich and deep a baritone as my wimpy female vocal chords can muster, in honor of you. Thank you, Old Spice Guy. Thank you.
he just tweeted to himself and gave himself edvise i wonder if he took the edvise hed be stupid if he didnt take his own edvise but the old spice guy isnt stupid so he must have took the edvise
It is a good thing the Old Spice Guy (I capitalize because any term in itself referring to Him is a proper noun, if not encrusted in gold) is powered by the awesome scent of Old Spice, allowing Him to defy reality, tweet to Himself, and then simultaneously reply with a video to Himself.
Well nursing a litter of baby seals back to health and fighting off Killer Whales from supplementing their delicious baby seal flesh, of course. Good thing He was a professional Killer Whale boxer.
Isaiah Mustafa is no so manly that he can tweet himself, without fear of being called sad or lame, like normal people, not only this, but it just breached the top 100 for manliest acts of all time, just behind the top 99, all committed by him, and right above the rest of the top 10,000,000, all of which were also committed by him.
Oh crap he tweeted and replied to himself.. that's not supposed to happen.. that's like chuck norris roundhouse kicking himself...THE WORLD IS DOOMED TO TURN INTO DIAMONDS!! D'X
If Chuck Norris tried 1 man fist punch on Isaiah Mustafa's man skull, it would sound like an alarm across the world.. An alarm so loud that baby kittens would crawl back into their mothers abdomens, sunflowers would cease to grow, and the beginning of world war 3 would begin as we know it... Luckily Chuck Norris is not man enough to throw a man fist punch at Isaiah's man skull so our world (for now) is safe. Round 1 in the books for old spice without a single drop of blood shed..... Well done ;)
What is it? It's an introspective soliloquy spoken in the third person. Look again. That introspective soliloquy spoken in the third person is now diamonds!
i nominate old spice guy for evry single nobel prize in the world. esspecially the the peace prize because when people see his man parts they just stop fighting MAGIC!!
congratulations! you have just watched the old spice guy divide by zero, proof that his man mind is capable of cracking walnuts as well as solving impossibilities.
Not only is the paradox diamonds as @ninjasinmyhat said, but now we're all on horses. Old Spice allows us to reach thrice the understanding Stephen Hawking has achieved! D: (No offense to Mr. Hawking!)
Oh shit! Old Spice Guy has divided by zero and reality is now diamonds!!! We are doomed to a shiny, jewel-encrusted insanity that only the manly smelling and the divinely beautiful can withstand! You have doomed us all to paradise, Mustafia! Curse you! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!
@coston89 we all know that old spice guy resides in a similar but otherwise alternate dimension, you know with chuck norris, the most interesting man in the world, etc.
I got two error loading messages while trying to watch this video. I finally got to watch it...I was definitely scared about the two powers of Old Spice Guy and his other personality breaking YouTube...
Old Spice Man (Who is the hottest man on this 3/4ths water, 1/4 land planet) Would you please tell my friend Matt Aquino to ask me (Laura Rodriguez) out on a date? Although he is not you, I find him to be a prime example of manliness among other admirable traits. So PLEASE Old Spice Man, won't you do me this great favor?
Oh great, I hope he's happy, he just tore a hole in the Space Awesome Continuum. I hope you all enjoy the last seconds of your lives. That is of course unless he can save us from this grizzly fate in which case I say kudos to you old spice guy. Kudos.
Oh my god I fucking love his voice !!!! <3
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stefanmorrow615 4 weeks ago
I'm from Portland, Oregon! :D
MetaBarbar23 1 month ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
@MetaBarbar23 Im From the greater portland area of tualitan
WinFailFunny 1 month ago
This video went viral on Spain
francissanfo717 2 months ago
his name is mustafa becausemusafa was a lion and when you defeat lions you get their names- this also works with chuck norris, until you take an arrow in the knee
whycantweBfirends 2 months ago 4
@whycantweBfirends *Mufasa
dinocubfan 1 month ago
Y'know, My friend's last name is Mustafa. Everyone, including myself, thinks he's the best person in my school. Now I know why.
orangebhuddy29 2 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
I think he just divided by zero.
SaikonoYume 3 months ago
Hes so awesome that he makes talking to himself cool.
HamburgersWithFries 3 months ago 2
Awesomeness within awesomeness
juansuarez1990 3 months ago
Old Spiception.
TheOldTraveler 4 months ago 5
roflmao
34243 5 months ago
Look at the dislike bar ._. It's practically invisible xD I love it
xellcocoa999 5 months ago
@xellcocoa999 Look again; The dislikes are now DIAMONDS.
StevenUlyssesPerhero 4 months ago 2
Mind = Fucking Blown
TacosAreDaShizznit 5 months ago
My mind, blown.
Khajmer 5 months ago
my...my brain is mush :D
yourlilemogirl 6 months ago
@Isaiahmustafa - Can you beat yourself in an arm wrestling contest?
DanMarston117 6 months ago 2
INCEPTION
ZeNCantSnipe 7 months ago 3
@ZeNCantSnipe we must go deeper!
764Crimson 7 months ago
@ZeNCantSnipe OLDCEPTION
Big5000K 7 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses 5
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i live near portland, oregon.....
ADrunkPanda60 7 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
Mustafaception?
BattleButlerJeeves 7 months ago 4
My mind was just blown
TenteixSaigo 7 months ago
Okay, that's it. Old Spice Guy is God. He could win in an arm-wrestling match against Chuck Norris and Abraham Lincoln. At the same time. With his nose hairs.
hotelmario510 9 months ago 9
We must all be living in a black hole because there is no way something this awesome could exist without tearing a hole in the space-time continuum.
thevampirefrog06 10 months ago 13
I you love dick.... hold down #3
Seyahhsod 10 months ago
i was just slapped in the face. im alone. i think the old spice guy is invisible
PwezDint 11 months ago 2
I LIVE THERE!!!!! HERE!!! I MEAN...??!!
wherzdalove29 11 months ago
Isaiah Mustafa is not afraid to talk to himself because he knows that the only result will be a paradox of mascularity between two equally manly figures, that will eventually result in our universe collapsing in on itself, and forming a new universe, where no man smells like a lady, there is universal prosperity and peace, and an end to all bacon wars that are sure to come.
Twitboy3000 1 year ago 111
@Twitboy3000 does that mean no bacon
Gpizzel135 6 days ago
What is this... I don't even...
zooevicutu 1 year ago
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Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post
I'm on a computer
flagman57 1 year ago
INCEPTION.
MrEdForceOne1 1 year ago 126
@MrEdForceOne1 lol
Zake4688194 1 year ago
aaahhhhh! so close i was only an hour and a half away from the manliest man ever!
coducus912005 1 year ago 2
smoke a fatty bowl.
eKriZZLe 1 year ago 4
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Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post... I'm on a computer.
gaarafan19 1 year ago
i would probably finish this essay thats due tomorrow if it weren't for oldspice commercials
GivesGives 1 year ago 2
I hate Portland.... lol I live in Salem >.<
Froggybomb 1 year ago
Knowing that you respond to your own tweets has eradicated all my guilt and self-loathing over talking to myself constantly. Now every time I utter my internal monologue aloud (thus making it an external monologue, I suppose) I shall do it in as rich and deep a baritone as my wimpy female vocal chords can muster, in honor of you. Thank you, Old Spice Guy. Thank you.
TheBlueorigami 1 year ago 10
im glad isaiah mustafa followed the old s;ice guys advice.
ducksgomooful 1 year ago 2
he just tweeted to himself and gave himself edvise i wonder if he took the edvise hed be stupid if he didnt take his own edvise but the old spice guy isnt stupid so he must have took the edvise
redsoxxx1234 1 year ago
@redsoxxx1234 is the word edvise like some sort of inside joke that I am missing out on?
blackjag2 1 year ago
...and then the internet imploded.
SouthernersSax 1 year ago
@clueless301
He is as strong and triumphant as Chuck Norris, but would rather help than hurt. He's perfectly awesome and that is the power of Old Spice =]
QueenCobraWing 1 year ago 2
TIME PARADOX!!
coldReactive 1 year ago
I'm in portland right now... and i jizzed myself when i heard him say my town !!!
MarineLatrine 1 year ago 3
his chest has shrunk here!
UCANCALLMESUNNY 1 year ago
This manman is basically Chuck Norris Facts personified.
clueless301 1 year ago
Talking to yourself is a pointless affair...unless you're Isaiah Mustafa.
poopskinTheLiar 1 year ago 9
I met him when he was in portland =D
Frostbitelink 1 year ago
Crap. I'm in portland... Couldn't I have seen this before?
hamstersar 1 year ago
Isiah mustafa disliked this video LOLWUT?
LiveByTheAxe 1 year ago
oh my gosh so awesome
abram9292 1 year ago
4 ppl forgot to look up
XxwelkyxX 1 year ago
ME:isaia need a lif-
GOD: HOW DARE YOU
ME: WTF
CHUCK NORRIS:He is rite
ISAIA::come here
*SMACK*
ME:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*thud*
ISAIA: enjoy the climb back up to earth BITCH
XxwelkyxX 1 year ago
@XxwelkyxX WTF is that on about?
imnotstpid 1 year ago
i wish he was in my bathroom
I would take the towel
and have my eyes on the prize
once he removed his boxers or shorts lol
sweethoneyforu 1 year ago
@sweethoneyforu you would go blind of the wisdom obtained by that. :)
k4ZE106 1 year ago
my name's mustafa and i just orgasmed. thank you.
webeee01 1 year ago
eyes on the prize mustafa
codymoran1 1 year ago
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RBLxARES 1 year ago
the 4 ppl that disliked this video are now DIAMONDS
R33MiXlovesWAYNE 1 year ago 6
Old spice guy just made Schizophrenia mental disorder awesome
maildelorto 1 year ago 11
@maildelorto Haha I think you should say "Split Personality Disorder" instead of Schizophrenia :)
BouillonCubeNoob1 1 year ago
@gvenema i would love to like your comment unfortunately 69 people like it so i think i should leave it alone!
TorontosRaptors 1 year ago
@isaiahmustafa I was born in portland, OR and havent been there for years. But as ive heard there are a lot a great things there
GameplaySpot 1 year ago
This guy is becoming the new Chuck Norris xD
coll0016 1 year ago 2
bahahah i was like "@Isaiahmustafa"?? but thats him.. *watches*
xxraezorxx 1 year ago 5
he made crazy people look cool
xabii22alonsoo 1 year ago
"well, mustafah..., i own the internetz"
xabii22alonsoo 1 year ago
It is a good thing the Old Spice Guy (I capitalize because any term in itself referring to Him is a proper noun, if not encrusted in gold) is powered by the awesome scent of Old Spice, allowing Him to defy reality, tweet to Himself, and then simultaneously reply with a video to Himself.
Well nursing a litter of baby seals back to health and fighting off Killer Whales from supplementing their delicious baby seal flesh, of course. Good thing He was a professional Killer Whale boxer.
WiDEEyeDSmILes 1 year ago 7
Fuck. I live near a guy too awesome for the human eyes.
iNvictaStudios 1 year ago 2
the best!!!!!
rberaro 1 year ago
The parellel universe is now diamonds!
Megiirl 1 year ago 2
the universe just expolded into diamonds in my manstomach
Bakabozijanov 1 year ago
Portland is now diamonds!!
VelvetVixen21 1 year ago 4
MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED INTO DIAMONDS.
DuchessAliana 1 year ago 2
PIME TARADOX.
Mance200 1 year ago
Whoa! He's starting to talk to himself.
philochristos 1 year ago 3
I see what you did there
pantsofpassion 1 year ago 6
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@pantsofpassion I see it too.
lijluvr356 1 year ago
Just like Edes01 you are number 01 Old Spice guy. Thanks for being so AWESOME!
edes01 1 year ago
I live there! it's awesome
silentplane 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT, DIVIDE BY ZERO
deltatux 1 year ago
Haha, this was adorable.
OrionsChild 1 year ago
Isaiah Mustafa is no so manly that he can tweet himself, without fear of being called sad or lame, like normal people, not only this, but it just breached the top 100 for manliest acts of all time, just behind the top 99, all committed by him, and right above the rest of the top 10,000,000, all of which were also committed by him.
KnowIdeaxPoppinCRS 1 year ago 335
The priiize...
Meshakhad 1 year ago
Oh crap he tweeted and replied to himself.. that's not supposed to happen.. that's like chuck norris roundhouse kicking himself...THE WORLD IS DOOMED TO TURN INTO DIAMONDS!! D'X
TheEclipse9 1 year ago 4
Wait.. Isn't Isaiah Mustafa the Old Spice guy? :O lolol
ImmortallyInsane 1 year ago
If Chuck Norris tried 1 man fist punch on Isaiah Mustafa's man skull, it would sound like an alarm across the world.. An alarm so loud that baby kittens would crawl back into their mothers abdomens, sunflowers would cease to grow, and the beginning of world war 3 would begin as we know it... Luckily Chuck Norris is not man enough to throw a man fist punch at Isaiah's man skull so our world (for now) is safe. Round 1 in the books for old spice without a single drop of blood shed..... Well done ;)
viper42037 1 year ago 4
Lmao He tweeted himself( 2shay oldspice Isiah mustafa, Yur victory is flawless and yu sir are made of diamonds
LetsGetSexy1 1 year ago
Is it me or is the old spice guy becoming the new chuck Norris ??
iiheartshanedawson 1 year ago 6
@iiheartshanedawson Ik right? Sooner or later Chuck norris will have to pass on the crown to him. Thus making him the new chuck norris.
phoenix2749 1 year ago 2
Why do I get the feeling that he says "eyes on the prize, Mustafa" to himself. Frequently.
ItsTheCos 1 year ago 2
he's so motivational to men he motivates himself making him 2x more motivational.
EDRAGON20 1 year ago 3
Oldspice guy for president 2012!
harryploper1 1 year ago 3
IM FROM PORTLAND. HELL YES PORTLAND OREGON IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :DDDDDD
radxtiger 1 year ago
@radxtiger agreed.
MercuryIcePrincess 1 year ago
I freaking love this guy
Rattus17 1 year ago
You ARE Isaiah Mustafa. :/
GeneticRainbow 1 year ago
@GeneticRainbow That is joke.
SeanStrife 1 year ago
@optimystic9
The paradox is now DIAMONDS!
VTPPGLVR 1 year ago
@VTPPGLVR The diamonds are now diamonds!
VSHDVideos 1 year ago
PARADOX, *EXPLOSION*
optimystic9 1 year ago 5
How do you get messages to him so he can do a video response?
chiarastastic 1 year ago
Manadox ftw
samsab233 1 year ago
What?! You can't do that! You can't -- oh wait, I'm sorry, I forgot who I was talking to...
motownazn 1 year ago 4
FUCKING SHIT ISAIAH WAS IN PORTLAND AND I MISSED HIM?!
I have to kill myself now.
razzlefrazzle123 1 year ago 3
What is it? It's an introspective soliloquy spoken in the third person. Look again. That introspective soliloquy spoken in the third person is now diamonds!
prophesize 1 year ago 4
iSAIAH, YOU GOT IT, MAN
Well done
virofe70 1 year ago
CROSS DIMENSIONAL TWEETING WHAT
Kon3ko 1 year ago
Old Spice man how does it fell to be less awesome then me?
hcosselman 1 year ago
he tweeted himself awesome
irvrod 1 year ago 7
i nominate old spice guy for evry single nobel prize in the world. esspecially the the peace prize because when people see his man parts they just stop fighting MAGIC!!
TheDrsuperawsome 1 year ago 9
...did he answer his own question?
BL2012 1 year ago 8
@BL2012 yes yes he did
TheWh4T 1 year ago
This has got to be the most zen video ever
ColdDraga 1 year ago 4
Old spice man, i am strait but i love you
919tyson 1 year ago
This is brilliant.
photographerleia 1 year ago
congratulations! you have just watched the old spice guy divide by zero, proof that his man mind is capable of cracking walnuts as well as solving impossibilities.
Edrox5000 1 year ago 14
There is nothing intresting to do in portland.
jacobcheese1 1 year ago
@jacobcheese1 You must have never been there. Portland is awesome.
nupinoop296 1 year ago
HA! He looked like he was desperate to hold in that grin.
GuardianStealth 1 year ago
Not only is the paradox diamonds as @ninjasinmyhat said, but now we're all on horses. Old Spice allows us to reach thrice the understanding Stephen Hawking has achieved! D: (No offense to Mr. Hawking!)
WolfUrameshi 1 year ago
Wow. How surreal.
CyberchaoX 1 year ago
Wear Old Spice, and you can divide by zero. @_@
SancLunatic 1 year ago 14
He is Isaiah Mustafa. lol
TehPielightZone 1 year ago
he sounds and looks a little like that one guy from Criminal Minds
freakOUTman44 1 year ago
Are you aware of the dangers of breaking the 4th wall/creating a dimensional vortex/talking to yourself from the past, future and the 2nd dimension?
GiantMoth 1 year ago 6
Wtf is with this guy and people referring to diamonds???
george77772moons 1 year ago 4
@george77772moons Because his man muscles make everything diamonds.
GiantMoth 1 year ago
The 4th wall is now diamonds!
CVC1000 1 year ago 17
i love that he responded to himself. thats fucking hilarious.
chXxOMERTAxX 1 year ago 12
LOL he just responded to himself
PookeoResurrected 1 year ago 10
Oh shit! Old Spice Guy has divided by zero and reality is now diamonds!!! We are doomed to a shiny, jewel-encrusted insanity that only the manly smelling and the divinely beautiful can withstand! You have doomed us all to paradise, Mustafia! Curse you! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!
coston89 1 year ago 223
@coston89 we all know that old spice guy resides in a similar but otherwise alternate dimension, you know with chuck norris, the most interesting man in the world, etc.
so a paradox is simply unfeasible
acesonfire 1 year ago 7
@coston89 LMAO!!
crelady 1 year ago
@coston89 Who is "Mustafia" ?
olyansincs 1 year ago
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@coston89 idk man i think i'll like this paradise hahahahaha
denrue 1 year ago
@coston89 hehe, u said mustafia
djfan99 1 year ago
@coston89 no one can ever make a comment so epic
christopherremmel 1 year ago
...did he just make a reply video to himself?
Nanosauromo 1 year ago 11
I got two error loading messages while trying to watch this video. I finally got to watch it...I was definitely scared about the two powers of Old Spice Guy and his other personality breaking YouTube...
Vang574 1 year ago 3
@maTTer1235 there isn't a seaworld in Portland OR. There is in San Diego though. I think.
theAshandRayShow 1 year ago
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Old Spice Man (Who is the hottest man on this 3/4ths water, 1/4 land planet) Would you please tell my friend Matt Aquino to ask me (Laura Rodriguez) out on a date? Although he is not you, I find him to be a prime example of manliness among other admirable traits. So PLEASE Old Spice Man, won't you do me this great favor?
forgottenbeauty2 1 year ago
He just divided by zero didn't he
ThreeMarlets 1 year ago 7
ISAIAH MUSTAFA IS NOW.... oh wait
janzun94 1 year ago
PARDOX.
thebadthingunder 1 year ago
Oh shi-
lawlshane 1 year ago
isnt he isaiah mustafa tho...?
linkstwlilght 1 year ago
@linkstwlilght its part of the gag
grimmjow100 1 year ago
Oh great, I hope he's happy, he just tore a hole in the Space Awesome Continuum. I hope you all enjoy the last seconds of your lives. That is of course unless he can save us from this grizzly fate in which case I say kudos to you old spice guy. Kudos.
HCSEJamvaan 1 year ago 2
He just fucking made a video for himself.
thrashndie 1 year ago 8
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@thrashndie HAHA...That is what Old Spice can do for you.
uncrazycash 1 year ago
This guy, is THE MOST amazing man I have ever watched on youtube / television.
dshaw8771 1 year ago
hahaha!!!!
taylarochelle 1 year ago
Self-Awareness.
He has it!!
TheAnvilMan 1 year ago 2
Eyes on the prize mustafah! EYES ON THE PRIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jester2055 1 year ago
come to seattle. i want to meet you!:)
TheJackEbrown 1 year ago
HE IZ FUNNY GUY I KILL HIM LAST ;D
arttien 1 year ago
Most people who talk to themselves just sound crazy. Old Spice Man just comes across as that much more awesome!
babyhilts 1 year ago 2
arent u isiah mustafa?
Esp1897 1 year ago
Self-motivation at it's finest.
bignanime 1 year ago 3
Actually i live in portland, You could go to sea world or go to a rave with my older brother! lmfao
MaTTer1235 1 year ago
Isnt Husky from Oregon?
TheMaraudingGuy 1 year ago 51
@TheMaraudingGuy he is from California
Mythrizer 1 year ago
@Mythrizer
Yes, I htink he was born there but moved up to Oregon when he was 10-ish? So I guess in a sense we are both right? :P
TheMaraudingGuy 1 year ago
@Mythrizer no, he is from oregon, it's HD that's from california :)
JJR202 1 year ago