†D.Gray-Man:The Abridged Series Episode X-Mas†

[MissKaoru83]

I'm a little late in seeing this but, LOVE LOVE LOVE! You have some great lines in each episode! Seriously, laughing my ass off!

[KawaiiDesuKitty020]

i want lavi for x-mas <3

[JessDrawsStuff]

FUS RO DAH!!!

[TheUnknownRepublic]

"I'm feeling naughty. . ."

"OH! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"

does that mean later Kanda?

[dgmmania]

I got a bad feeling when Allen said, "so we're doing what with the poll, and the who, and the where, and the who, what....but?"

[RylieRiddle]

"I'm gonna fffffffffuck you up!"

No more laser jokes..... =^^=

[terra1298]

pause at 1:26. the rail tracer is trolling out the window as Hitler is chillin.'

[dgmmania]

Why do people always yell at Yu chan's train?

[dgmmania]

I mean innocence

[dgmmania]

best Lavi voice congrats you just one a piece of innocene

[Laciette1]

isn't kanda's theme song inuyasha's theme song? i've watched this 5 times and i just noticed that...

[117Jorn]

Looks like that tree plays Skyrim...

[08FireDancer]

-Aren't we forgetting something

-NOPE!!

Love the way Kanda says that

[TheGreatEmiko]

OH NOES!!! Yu killed CHRISTMAS! Hehe!

[katrinafugs]

All I want for christmas is YU Lol XD

[NarwhalGoddess24]

2:07 hilarious



[Yullenator]

Of course, you realize, now Kanda has to celebrate Allen's birthday instead?

[shadow14full]

your butefal ill call you kandina XD

[InfinityWitch99]

Imma gonna f...**k you up!!!!

[InfinityWitch99]

I'll call you kandina:3

[LuvChocolate513]

@ SpiritsRise NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!!!

[carmensakura07]

Yuu just keep making more of this & we'll keep running to watch this~~!!

[XxkogainugamixX]

Yuu are my favorite channel! I'm so ecstatic to see yuu updating!!!! XD I love yuu, keep it up!

[SpectreofApples]

Well, if we can't remember, it probably doesn't exist anymore.'

...*smirk*

Made me lol.

[MadaraXIII]

@3:57 Oh Shit I did not see that coming XD

[MadaraXIII]

oh fuck! He just had to bring up the Rail Tracer

[MadaraXIII]

SQUADALA!!

[SpiritsRise]

I'M FEELIN NAUGHTY

[Laciette1]

that was f***in awsome! You guys rock!

[Muckilove]

Look like Allen has been *puts on sunglasses* LEFT 4 DEAD! (yeaaaaaaaaah)

[itsglowing]

omfg,great.XD

[NearTheUniverse]

what it says: "hey, looks like we found it! the spirit of chrismas tree! "

subs: "the name of that week bandid dispirited chrismas tree"

[yoruyumechan]

Wow. Transcribe audio actually got some stuff right.

[HannyGirl812]

One last Yu/you joke there at the end I see xD

[DEEsidia97]

I made a Dee.Gray-Man Abridged, but it's not as good as this

Come check it out if ya want ^-^

best to watch episode 2 of my series, episode 1 is terrible XD

[naruto199727]

pause it at 1:26. you have to time it perfectly lol. right after lavi says "rail chaser"

T_T

[GoldenOuranExileFan]

Kanda: By the way, I can fly

--

Old Man: I'm feeling naughty

[DeidaraTheHotty]

Ho..Ho..Ho! merry christmas! XD THAT MADE ME ALMOST PEE MY FUCKING PANTS! IM SO HAPPY YOU MADE THIS!!! KEEP MAKING MORE!

[cherrygirl570]

"I can feel the cold in my jinglebells" LOL Allen

[hikariheir]

Lol, I saw this right after watching 5 episodes of Baccano in a row, which made them mentioning the Rail Tracer the most memorable part of the entire video.

[MikkiPhantomhive]

"And then we put the cat in the freezer" :D

D: "...Dude."

[Wolfwatcher454545454]

...did anyone else notice that the tree says "Fus ro dah" ????

[kitties576]

@Wolfwatcher454545454 Oh yes I did. :DD

[Wolfwatcher454545454]

@kitties576 i watched this vid five times before i got skyrim, after i saw this i finally realized what the tree said, and then i made a youtube account. my dream has been realized

[waterandicedragon]

what the hell is wrong with the subtitles i laugh my ass of their so funny

[ujiouchia]

iiiiiiitttss Christmas at the blackorder

[yahiro13]

Kanda: So what your saying is if I kill this tree I kill Christmas?

Lavi: Well if you at it that way then I guess...

Kanda: I WILL CUT YOU!!!

[yahiro13]

A new mission

That's bitchin

[badcar33]

I just got he you joke good one

[08FireDancer]

Implied Canibalism! XD



[yahiro13]

when is episode 8 coming out

[ROFLOL752]

Kanda:I WILL CUT YOU!

Tree:FUS RO DAH!

Lol I love your Skyrim reference there. XD

[LenBanana02]

lol kanda dreams about microwaves >O<

[LenBanana02]

i guess allen doesnt like specials >O< lol

[ElizabethLarkings]

STOP YELLING ON MY TRAIN

[poisonstrawberry17]

JESUS!!!!!!111one

[ShikamaruAzumi]

The Rail Tracer??? I love your Baccano reference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SDIHeart]

@ShikamaruAzumi The Rail Tracer also voices Russia from Hetalia! =3

[carmensakura07]

@ShikamaruAzumi LAVI is the rail traser. Run, people. He's more dangerous than he seems~!

[cynder199]

i love how kandina's name is yu

[XpikoXtheXawesomeX]

Baccano reference yes

[smileyiln]

All I want for Christmas is Yu. Or Allen. Or Lavi. They work too.

[Xknucklesfan14X]

@smileyiln All I want for Christmas is Lavi ;P

[dgmmania]

@Xknucklesfan14X true that only I want it for Hanuka

[ErmmKayy]

"Aren't we forgetting something?"

"NOPE!"

"I can feel the cold in my jingle bells..."

--

"I am also angry!" That pretty much just sums Lavi's role in fights. XD

Yu counter: 6

[dgmmania]

@ErmmKayy I agree completely -_-

[xhcchopex]

no h&r block...

[NearTheUniverse]

OMFG i've been laughing my ass off the whole vid. then i put the automatic subtitles on and laughed again

PLEASE TRY IT! ITS AWERSOME!!! XD

[XiaoMeiAlchemist]

@NearTheUniverse What do you mean?

[NearTheUniverse]

@XiaoMeiAlchemist

click on the CC near the time-line of the vid. then click on it again and set "english subtitless¨" then watch the vid XD

[XiaoMeiAlchemist]

@NearTheUniverse Nothing changed D: Whats supposed to happen? Im so confused.. X_X

[NearTheUniverse]

@XiaoMeiAlchemist

when the CC gets red you click "rewrite the sound" (or something like this)

then it will show misheard subs :D

[XiaoMeiAlchemist]

@NearTheUniverse BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDD LMAO

[DGrayManXNarutoXSims]

wow,the only thing that those subtitles got right was then end part when after they talk bout the n ot being excisted anymore bout the reason they went on mission that makes no since :D

[kakawyay]

Like if u saw the rail tracer @ 1:25

[bobbycat1]

For some reason I can't stop laughing at the Polar Express joke. XD

"Stop yelling on my train!"

[Nethitarius]

AHHH! Right after Lavi talks about the rail chaser (whatever it is) and the camera scrolls back to the seat behind all, for half a second, there was something in the window!!!! gaaahh!

[animefreak665]

By the way, I can fly.

[LightArchangel9000]

haha yu is a troll....and allen...do you like mother ducks?*gets shot*

[ichypapower]

WHERE THE FUCK IS H&R BLOCK???!!!!!!

[MissThinkGreen]

Allen is sooooo hot for a anime.

[Noviathehedgehog19]

Dude:And some say thats Kanda's heart grew 3 sizes that day.

Kanda:EXEPT IT DIDN'T! *cuts down tree*

[NamJamicks]

What it says in the episode: "So when I set the microwave at 99, it goes for 99 seconds, but when I set it at 100, it only goes for 60- WHAT THE?"

"You're beautiful, I'll call you Kandina!"

What the transcribe audio says: "So when they sent from my colleagues at nine tonight, it goes for ninety minutes and it's the women said hundred you'd ballooning goes from sixty of view beautiful."

"Alcohol you can't even!"

[DEEsidia97]

@NamJamicks Transcribe audio is so wrong

When Komui says "Christmas" in the episode it says "Racetrack" on the transcribe audio o_O

[NearTheUniverse]

@DEEsidia97

thats why its so awersome XD

[NearTheUniverse]

@DEEsidia97

thats why you should watch it! XD

[TheArts86]

Plz make more!!!!

[xXForeverxWinterXx]

"Hey Allen, have you ever hear of the rail tracer?"

"No, but it sounds confusing..... and bloody...."

^Most accurate description of The Rail Tracer ever... or Baccano! in general. But loved the reference ♥

[carmensakura07]

@xXForeverxWinterXx so true~!

[gamehot0]

Ho......Ho....Ho Merry Christmas.

[GinoWeinberg18]

WHAT THE FUCK!!??

[ChrisRedfield226]

@DuelistXItalianoXJun Bugen dang

[Swordmaster200]

LOL! The tree's a Dovahkin!

[Noviathehedgehog19]

you're beautiful, i'll call you Kandina. LOL

[Nethitarius]

This episode only helps justify my theory... KANDA IS A HONEY BADGER!

(he doesn't give a shit about Christmas.)

[mgecko94]

See this witty humor and allusions are much more hilarious than forcing random jokes that just are pulled off poorly. Keep this kind of humor and you'll draw so many more fans and not a bunch of meme trolling 12 year olds. Overall...loved it. Microwave joke was the best...only barely beating the cat in the freezer.

[Lavilover1718]

OMG SKYRIM REFERENCE!!!

You're beautiful, I'll call you Kandina.

Hahahaha great "epsidoe"!!!

[Wildfangsfan]

"We'll if we cant remember the reason, then it probably doesn't exist anymore."

Im gonna use that one on my English teacher

[numderX]

pause at 1:26

[panda120795]

@numderX Yeah that's cool. I didn't really wanna sleep anyways.

[XiaoMeiAlchemist]

@numderX I saw that..It scared the shit outta me o-o

[XiaoMeiAlchemist]

NOOOO ALLEN IS BROKEN</3

[larhonda41]

Well, that was amusing. :)

[Dracokey54]

I see what YU did there...

[AllenRinneKanda]

1:08 I see FREE EZE on the headband

(I dunno though if any of Stepmaniackers read this comment xD)

[HarmonicAlchemist]

RAILTRACEEEERRRRRR omg I love Baccano

you guys are great <3 keep up the good work!! :D

[KyoukoRocks]

And some say that Kanda's heart grew 3 sizes that day . . . . Except it didn't MUGEN!!!

[ChrisRedfield226]

@KyoukoRocks Bugen get it right

[TehEx0rcist]

@ChrisRedfield226 It's "Mugen." The name of Kanda's sword/innocence. Means 'six illusions.'

[ChrisRedfield226]

@TehEx0rcist i know that i think i should know but still i like bugen better

[CosplayRocks24]

I want Yu for christmas!

[Escalfadosify]

How the Kanda Cut Christmas.

[TheRockstarEnigma1]

I am also angry XD

[tsukicho11]

"Your beautiful, I will call you Kandina" xD 

[BrokenPipe7]

"I WILL CUT YOU"

"FUS.. RO DAH"

[xBlackxRidex]

"Hey Everyone! Merry Chris- Herp Da Derp"



[TheSkepticalCat]

This...just...I love it. Totally made my day.

[supermegasonic]

well thats it i'm subscribing now.

[allenwalker4th]

and then we put the cat in the freezer!

[baconluvr2]

iiiiIIIIITTSS CHRISTMAS AT THE BLACK ORDER!!!

[inuyasharules19]

YOU MOTHERDUCKS LEFT ME OUT THERE TO DIE AND NOW.....IM GONNA FFFFFFFFFFFF(beep)K YOU UP

[OMGahooly]

This one is my new favorite. <3

[HinaNanoIchigo]

I miss H&R Block. ;A; *clings to the block*

[xX4CosmicLoveXx]

"I can feel the cold in my jinglebells..."

LOL XD

[NarwhalGoddess24]

YOUR BEAUTIFUL I'LL CALL U KANDINA

[allenwalker4th]

@NarwhalGoddess24 yes



[slim2014jim]

Were is the H&R block????

[ichypapower]

Hipster santa!

[YinYangAlchemist]

I think Kanda is Jewish.

Hooray :D

[carmensakura07]

Did someone change Kanda's voice?? Kanda sounds different......or maybe it's just me.

[ujiouchia]

yuu *troll face*

[AllenDangoSticks1]

I swear you get funnier and funnier.

[SpeckyJamie]

"So when I set the microwave at 99, it goes for 99 seconds, but when I set it at 100, it only goes for 6- WHAT THE?"

"You're beautiful, I'll call you Kandina!"

[CelestialHeartless]

...Did I see a yaoi picture..? Of Lavi x Kanda..?

[XxanimexdragonsxX]

I FOUND THE RAIL-CHASER!!

[Muckilove]

Haha, what a clever way to integrate the 'FUS RO DAH!' meme :D

[Narutoangels]

I paused on 1:26 and i was scared shitless for a second ;A;

[AnimeSoldierB]

What is up with 1:26??? Any one get that at all?!?! Please explain it to me!

[sirena789]

1:58 with captions on, "He never stopped counting." xD

[FullMetalGirlB3128]

@sirena789 I think the ONLY part it got correctly was "Merry Christmas" at 2:37

[Khelsey22]

OMG This video just got even better after putting on the text.

[PLETROMEX]

WAIT DUDE ARE YOU BACK!?

[Kaneuchiha666]

Lol all the fricking Yu puns XD..lol Kandina XD

[Guistar1]

OMG! The tree is duvakin!!!!

[xShiierux]

From now on I'll call YU Kandina :DDD

[TeamSwitz4life]

This made my day x'D

[chelksea18]

from what episode was the snow part, the one with the akuma lady?

[whiskey708]

@chelksea18

Episode 14

[chelksea18]

@whiskey708 thank you

[chelksea18]

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mikutan was here, well...technically in the episode :DDDDD

[CaptainFox924]

0:40 AND THEN WE PUT THE CAT IN THE FREEZER!!!

[Anieschannel]

hipster santa omg

[SonicMelody]

"FUS RO DAH!" looks like the spirit of christmas tree plays skyrim XD

[CaptainFox924]

2:29 HILARIOUS!!

[CaptainFox924]

Or 2:30  ^-- Just perfect

[CaptainFox924]

I meant 2:30 is perfect.. Stupid arrow messed up...

[sirena789]

xD I love all the Yu jokes.

[FearThyTaco]

By the way, I can fly-MUGEN!

-Kanda

[TarheadMan]

This... This is the work of the abridging demons!

[XxanimexdragonsxX]

holly SHIT, Kanda smiled!!!

[imortalace101]

boccano refrence yay :]

[SnoodleDragon94]

3:55 Killing the happiness of countless people .... And Jesus "JESUSSSS!"

[BaccanoTehAbridged]

Oh my Gosh. A Baccano! reference :D

[Kiyoko4173]

You guys... are back... :D ...there are no letters on the keyboard to express the joyful sound of DGM abridged being released.

[Wildfangsfan]

No H&R Block?!?!?

[fireonthesnow]

Pause 1:26

[shinobitokobot]

@fireonthesnow Holy crap! woulda never noticed it had you not said something XDD

[fireonthesnow]

Looks like the hey everyone gag GOT STUPID xD

[keatsuki]

Lol did any one else notice when Lavi was talking about the Rail road chaser there was a shadow in the window with glowing red eyes.lolXD

[NontoxicEggs]

The only quality Abridged Series.