Re: I need help with the Females

[THEunique4158]

wtf?? im hearing static on this video to!! you people hear this vid? serouisly? i cant hear shit and i dont mean it like in a rude way im serously just hearing static

[SQUlRRELonROIDS]

Most guys just want sex, but good guys want someone to relate to, to talk to. Looks don't hurt either. ;)

[brannon2527]

... Sorry I didn't catch that. What did u say?

Ooooooh... That's what a guy hears when girls blabber about there day.

Advice for girls. We listen to what u have to say but after 20-30 minutes we zone out so u may want to space it out. If we are playin a vid game, tell us we have a hour before h*ll. C:-

[fatgirl344]

@zim804 cmon dude dont give up u might look perfect for a girl ^^ dont listen 2 these dumb people who treat u bad...i dont even kno u but yu look like a sensible guy :) and girls like these guys. Trust me im a girl

[geth33]

confusing :S

[Nyhof]

SCHAPER HAHAHAHAHAHA put your streetsign back please!

[Zim804]

I can't get a girl because I'm ugly so I don't know what to do

[Nyhof]

@Zim804 ur up shit creek bruz

[FlyingPig1902]

@Zim804

Plastik surgery is the answer. That, and lots of alcohol and possibly some hard drugs

[rainrain1410]

hahaha pause at 1:55

hilarious

[88musicismylife]

THIS is the best video response of "i need help with the females" its the closest one to the truth.

[JamesianDGAF]

schaper?

[cuautlajal]

Come with a manual.

is easier to understand the true meaning of life than a girl.

[catSkyeMc]

Hey, I am a girl that understands boys, but other than that you're right.

[jongmagee]

i dont car what anyone says

i LOVE women... lol

[Drako377]

and girls are happy :)

Yet, I have never met a girl I can stay in a relationship with lol.... I've broken up with 1 girl, been broken up with 4 times o.o Things seem kinda backwards with me haha.

NERDS FTW!!!! :D

lol... anyways, yeah...

Guys, I have no idea what to tell you, for the ass holes, unless they show a TRUE GENUINE interest in you, dump em. Even then some guys will fake interest in you just to get in your pants : \ males are pathetic sometimes.... anyways! C ya!

Rawr!zores n stuff

[Drako377]

I'm a guy, age 17, lived my whole life with lots of friends who are girls, few friends that are guys cause I can't get along with other males well, since most are ass holes and really irk me :)

Anyways, girls are REALLY simple to be totally honest, we as guys, I do as well, over think things A LOT, if you say something little we will take it to the extreme and back, just as guys think girls say they want little things but really want big things. Nope, little things, do little things each day.

[channel303]

Then why was the best relationship the one where I treated her like shit because of something she did wrong?

[Alemanimage]

Hi! The thing is, Girls are emotional and think with the heart, but the boys think with their 'testostrone level'. Guys are diffrent they think with their heads on diffrent ways to get you to bed with them. However, Men are in tune with their emotions and usually they are what women look for, girls want a man but men don't want a girl. They would probably go for a lady, but they will most defenitly reach for a woman. So next time, look what you have and see if it's a boy, guy, or a man.

[caroone]

amen!

[kuanweilee]

u can either be single and lonely, or married and bored outta your freaking mind

[AGirlnamedHappiness]

@kuanweilee In the words of Chris Rock, of course. XD

[Str8flu2h]

Honestly after 27 years on this blue planet I know nothing of the female species they lie we lie right back and then we act all surprised when someone gets hurt love is a battle field and I never thought much when people said that who shot first I cant say all I know is that I cant stop firing and I really wish you guys would the truth is that bad people hurt good people and after a few kickes to the balls Mario stops chasing the princes

[JohnJimenez016]

We need the girls and the girls need us. End.

[gillwan96]

@JohnJimenez016 p3wn

[msms47]

@JohnJimenez016 nop both of us need just fingers :P

[geth33]

@msms47 you again -_-

[andrescaraudio]

rule number one: Be confident

[dianthaschipper]

soo true i think the same about that(Y)! gogd job

[ford2211]

shut up bitch, take it in the ass

[911onlybaybeh]

i agree mostly but then again i dont..i am a female and i think we dont need to be pampered we can take care of ourself but yes its the little things that count..now openiin the door is showing how much of a gentilmen yuh are and it shows the type of guy yuh are aswell but most guys dont o it cuz eveything is changing..really hard to find a goood guy who would do that but yuh juss gatta look.&&yea like i said we can take care of ourself gurls!! seriously we dont need them to do everything!

[cloudvol7]

Also I don't think women need to be pampered.There already pampered beyond belief!!! I won't even open a door for a women.She can open it her damn self!!! Do you ever think maybe men are sick ,and tired of the bullshit statis quo that say's open the door, pick up the tab,ask her out.God we have to do everything! What ever idiot thought into existance this load of crap.I wanna kill.Who ever say's thing's are equal are also sorely mistaken!!!

[superriki83]

Well women are delicate man. . U are just trying to be NICE, cuz that is what this world needs. I open the door for girls cuz I like girls. Also I rather ask a girl out, than her ask me.. just Imagine that the girl u like, likes u back but she is way too embarrassed to ask u out, then u are fuked... maybe girls feel like that too.

The thing is, open doors for girls, be nice to them, cuz whenever u get married, u r not gonna b the one holding ur children inside of u.

[cloudvol7]

I believe in equality for the most part,and kissing women's ass,and putting them on pedastals is bullshit!Where's are pedastal.They can't have it both way's.They can't be totally pampered,and treated like goddess's,and then say don't worship us.They're pretty much equal to me,as they should be,the rest is bullshit.

[cloudvol7]

To me men,and women are equal,and it doesn't matter if a sexy spoiled rotten bitch think's so or not,you'd be surprised how many stupid spoiled rotten bitches are out there.Also I think it's extremely lame that men ask women out at all,because IT'S TOTALLY NOT UP TO US! THEY CHOOSE US! WE DON'T CHOOSE THEM!!!

[royalsteven]

True the bichez are the picky ones! They neeed the sperm, the money. Show fuc all that secret code language shit! Just walk up to her tell her you want her. If not, show her your creditcard and VOILA! :D

[AntDX316]

wow ur teeth r so white

[hellokill11]

We? How the hell can you say "we"? How the hell can you know everyone thinks like YOU? That's your side of the story. Lol explain that please ... Beg you ...

[hellokill11]

Hii i'm Krista buuuuuuuuuuu

[cloudvol7]

I think if I have gut's woman apreciate that,and if they can't they can get out of my face,and I don't care how hot she is.Because I'm not that shallow,and if she is,then she can get outta my face! I think woman like a man who's Valiant not an ass,and intamite.Plus if she don't wanna be intamite.You no what she can do.She can quit wasting my time,and get out of my face.These are word's of wisdom!

[brizzlestick]

I've came onto girls before, and it still did'nt work..

I have low confidence.. I don't approach them..

well, I take that back.. I've came onto a couple of girls, and they liked me... so.. it's all good I gues.. plus I've always made the first move..

[mafa000]

lol... thats so true xD

[OdammaRasengan08]

Ive never heard wiser words on advice about women. Good Job!!

[Explicitnice]

again it's stupid, sure we can approach you, by why can't you approach me as well? i like girls that have confidence? The chase? What am i, your slave, i gotta tend to your needs?

i don't mean to come off as an a/hole but you know it shouldn't be like this :/

[BigBear1019]

screw the chase it takes to long and for god sakes eat at dinner dont order a salad and then not eat it order something of substance and the chase is annoying just be blunt please

[kevinz11ca]

haha i hear maroon 5 playing in the back....

[liplylips]

Im glad you made this video. every guy should know what you just said...

[jayt]

you dont know what the hell your talking about! all you were saying was what you wanted a man to do. you werent helping nobody understand "Females"

[buckie0201]

how can you be confused about guys? we say what we mean, when we say would u like to go out on friday, we mean, would u like to go out on friday ect

[InfernoTv]

DAMN IT if thats what you want then just say so other wise we wont do/get it >=(

[j12torts]

so basically when a girl says something it actually means the opposite (i.e yes is a no and no is a yes)??

[fknwonderful]

Here is what I think: Sometimes girls make an effort to draw in lots of men. Those girls look slutty to me. They don't show interest in any ONE man, because they let all the guys give them attention. Those types of girls are immature and confused. If you really WANT a guy, you have to come get him. Let's say I wanted you. I would come after you. However, I expect you to come after me. If you don't, I'm going to look somewhere else for a girl that DOES come after me, back!

[ChristofTheDestroyer]

men = direct.

women = indirect.

I'll put it so most men can understand. It's like a programming language. You have to speak "indirect" about that which she does. There are times she speaks "direct" and the art is decifering which is which. Usually the difference is denoted by tone. Flat tones are Direct, Fluctuant tones are indirect. At least its a basis for most guys. Sorry to those that are tone deaf, I don't know how you'd work it.

[epicphailolol]

Oh snap, you have a beautifull voice [sarcasm/]

[99Drema99]

Ill give you props i really dont have a problem with girls but i noticed everything u said I do without realizing it & and never knew why all the girls liked me i wanna really thank you for making this video hopefully u make another video cause that was great.

[gidawg23]

u remind me of that one girl from madtv

[bun100]

haha we like to be pampered, hehe u mention u liked to be loved, n stuff well be practical, holding doors is juz gestures..get down to nitty gritty. what is love to u? cuz i think i am lusting over how cute u r, ur beautiful on the inside it seems or juz on utube aleast

[nickad45]

hi im nick, i think ur cute, i like ur video

[Inderjoat]

maroon 5 is cool... lol yeaaa

[spekion]

Thank you! That was very comforting!!

[eaton1012]

maybe...

[ProgrezziveHouse]

i love you

[GTnumber1]

It's just a degredation of morals,intelligence and attitudes in today's generation. There are more airheads that are talking on their cellphones all day saying the word "like" a million times..

[atheistchuy]

Advice back from men...

DO SOME THING ABOUT YOUR - FACE "!"

Like your advice,...it needs help.

Now - Diz me back in a blog.

Give me your fans.

[pederrichard]

what the fuck r u trying to say. i think its ur fucking face that needs to be fucking done

[leobt98765]

i be your daddy!!!

[jackauf]

wow, she's pretty

[robo3781]

That was actually rather helpful. Spanks.

[7ndei]

your expression makes me think that you're making this sh*t up as you go along

[FatChildMolester911]

I need help with female, too.

[Meeean]

Then you shuld not ask a female for help. Ask somone who has a clue.

[FireDancerrr]

loved your video

[huryochagi]

I'm always confused about who "should" pay at dates. Usually I'm paying the 1st date, but the girls notice I'm kind of clumsy with this deciding who's paying thing so they always pay next dates. I don't know what to think of that, because if they do pay next time I'm not sure if they really want to pay or that they think I'm too cheap to pay. At one date I wasn't paying first. The next time I paid she whispered "oh, I didn't expect that". That was sooo embarrassing...

[Meeean]

split the bill. That sends the signal that you are equals.

[huryochagi]

That's a good idea. Until now I only do that with friends (also female friends).

[IfYouOnlyKnew]

We should come with a manual? WOW.. I just pull the whole man in uniform routine.. This works..

[TheHighlandGirl]

There is nothing wrong with a girl approaching a guy! Maybe the girls the the UK who do that are drunk or whatever, but it's not like that in the US!

[oneofakind32]

True! Its the same in Ireland, guys have to do all the work on that front! Its not fair

[UnsilentMinority]

I think more girls should approach guys...or at least give them some hint that they're interested. Sometimes there's gridlock because the guy is waiting for some 'go' sign before making a move, and the girl is trying to be chased. The guy is trying to be a gentleman and ends up blowing it because he's not an agressive a-hole.

[smokeOnthis]

good point...

[smokeOnthis]

but i still think guys do alot more of the "approaching the girl as the first move"..i still think girls should be more direct at times and stop trying to give clues or beat around the bushes..come on now this is the 21st century..theres nothing wrong about being more direct..

[RYANcanada1]

they cant help it

[theblackwallstreet07]

hey thanks it helped alot

[XXblade2]

What kind of BS are u talking about? girls never do that!!! maybe cuz im ugly... but I friends with many guys who gets a lot of girls and they never got approached so dun say this BS... 99% of the time guys come to girls

[gabrielokafor]

@TheHighlandGirl Damn! How did you know its like that 45% of the time!

[BludJuice]

body language !??!

come and tend to your needs?!

about the chase ?!?!

about your EVERY needs.. what the..!?!?

I can open the door...

Gosh stop being complicated! Make things simple please!

[pantymagnet]

i like you~ do you like sex?~