Dave Chappelle - Ja Rule

[bigboyburnsy]

I don't wanna dance, I'm scared to death!

[depor23]

I love how he just shrugs at the end.

[arianaalioth]

WHERE IS DAVE CHAPPELLE SO WE CAN MAKE SENSE OF ALL OF THIS??? lmmfao!!!!!

[Yanksfan21mg]

whitney houston died, Find Ja Rule!!!!!

[liljuve13]

Dude where is dave when we need him,

[josh18230]

15 celebrities disliked this.

[kingj2038]

WHERE IS DAVE CHAPPELLE SO WE CAN MAKE SENSE OF ALL THIS?!?!?

[xXxSailorNekoxXx]

Somebody find Ja Rule so I can make sense of all this!!!

[kalieda]

Man this economy is terrible. Wheres is Ja?

[skillz7854]

@kalieda Probably suffering like a motherfucka

[Rcee01]

WHERE THE FUCK IS A JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[5mudg3420]

They used Ja Rule to help talk about the situation because they were speechless themselves.

[UngratefulLiving420]

the look at 1:03 explains it all

[UngratefulLiving420]

As funny as this shit is, this is some real talk here. I think especially seeing it from the other perspective, celebrity worship really tripped Chappelle out. Ive always imagined what its like being a pro athelete or famous actor and seeing people idolize and worship you just for doing your job. Basically what he's trying to say here is LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE and stop worrying about what celebrities (who are only people like the rest of us) are doing. LIke this Michael Jackson trial..who cares?

[WillardW0nka]

But Mr Chapelle with all due respect but if you want some answers you don't watch MTV

[papiiuenvy186]

i wish u could hear how loud im laughing right now

[itsmistersmoke]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[crazymusiclady1]

Guide me Ja Rule!

[GraveyardGoblin]

HahahAha last 2 sec

[Maplesyrup41]

I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!!!!!!

[AceOfSpadesX]

WHERE IS JA?

[sseras401]

@AceOfSpadesX just reported to jail like a week ago for a gun charge

[MrLonnie18]

Guide me ja rule!! Lmfao

[Dj1LL]

i dont wanna dance im scared to death LMAO

[Tempust97]

I think dave takes shady records side on the beef :P

[valeali83]

Lmao sooo true

[valeali83]

@windexism

Lmao soooo true!! Everyone stop and admire  the celebrities views. Bull crap

[windexism]

this is exactly wat is happening rite now with the whole osama thing.. media asking celebrities wat they think about it like we give a fuck

[polkafrenzy666]

@windexism the sad thing is a lot of people actually do care, its retarded

[hauxwellj]

11 ppl wanna know wat ja rule thinks

[k1mochi]

JA's still hiding from 50 cents !!

[emsthegod]

OSAMA IS DEAD!! WHERES JA????? JA WHERE ARE YOU??

[AgentZer0oo0]

It's murddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[trudon]

@AgentZer0oo0 loool

[JPSensei07]

ahahahahahha

[CARLOSx305]

@sage333obama nahh bro katt is funny af

[TheMrClamberto]

Earthquake in Japan- FIND JA RULE!

[pmonious]

'i dnt wanna dance, im scared to death"....LMMFAO

[31MillerTime31]

Where is Jaaa?!!

[sage333obama]

chappelle is prolly one of the realest dudes on planet earth. fuck a katt williams

[spyke99999]

"I want some answers that Ja Rule might not have right now."

Classic shit.

[Badhabitsjay]

you're*

[ricklickme]

best contemporary usage of "ridiculous"

[einandrew]

WHERE IS JA?!

[GitMo0043]

oh shit thats funny haha

[Stephenkahn1]

Ja Rule disliked this 10 times..

[TheFreaKz10]

WHERE IS JA LOL CLASSIC

[SacSick]

dont listen or pay attention to dave chappelle

hes a celebrity too

[transduct1on]

@SacSick comedy is true speech u idiot.

[SacSick]

@transduct1on fuck you you feel like a big man over the internet who cares what the fuck i said its old anyways late ass muthafucker

[Snobud18]

So Ja Rule. What are your thoughts on this? ITZ MURDAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Femcrisis]

@Snobud18 LMAOOOOO

[Rcee01]

@Snobud18

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[jazeffect]

the just bitches that can sang good

[DAVID757VIRGINIA]

ja rule i never heard about him tlkin but its funny im suprised they havent asked lady gaga yet

[WorldatWarWiiFc]

Ok your just being a racist prick! Just because someone doesn't understand "Deathcore" they're some kind of naive black person???? Why are you telling people to think when you can't comprehend things like this ok? Now I bet your going to start this huge argument about how "white people are genetically superior to blacks"

[player1300]

epic , true nigga

[l33tpsp]

the best quote "STOP WORSHIPING CELEBRITIES" for real people wake up from your fake reality, turn off the tv and read.

[TheGuyMan1990]

@l33tpsp how is the fake reality of tv any different than the fake reality of books?

[l33tpsp]

@TheGuyMan1990 well if the only books u know are harry potter ones... u might wanna stick to tv...

[twon1610]

@l33tpsp

PREACH!!

[BriceTheProducer]

lol

[Itsnotthisitsnotthat]

"motherfucker I dont wana dance, im scared to death" LOL <3 dave chapelle

[ComplexIdol]

Where is Ja?!

[SuperHiddenaccount]

LMAO "where is ja?"

[remmytemmy]

He is one smart guy.. FIND JA RULE!?! Funny stuff. =]

[kingbollix]

ya good

[mariolterrell2]

Who gives a Fuck wat Ja Rule Thinks! Hahahahaha Funny Shit had me n lil Bro rollin.

[qweeuiop]

HAHAHAHAHAHA This is very funny

[Jose01wwe]

WHERE IS JA!

[Anyila87]

Help me Ja Rule!

[briacee1]

0:54 Where is JA?

[spirit2might]

I want some answers that Ja Rule might not have right now!

[fronombulax]

all rappers are pussies. it's all shit talk sugarcoated in beats. deathcore is what's good bitch

[jackbond64]

what makes it better faggot

[fronombulax]

@jackbond64 real instruments.. and moshing... rap lovers don't mosh for shit

[Nativeaboriginal]

deathcore? LOLOLOL cant even understand that shit

[fronombulax]

@Nativeaboriginal because you're so accustomed to the simplistic, generic two-stepping beat of most rap music that robs it of any innovation or originality. I can understand deathcore perfectly... learn to use your head and you'll find that rap can't satisfy a thinker.

[ManamoPrime]

@fronombulax Rap comes from Blues, Reggae and many other backgrounds now you listen to B.B King or Ini Kamoze and tell me thats simple two step music, now you go listen to some REAL Rap music not fifty cent, not Kanye West but real rap you will see and hear the influence.



You use your head and realize that complex structure doesn't instantly mean good music, "Rap can't satisfy a thinker" , have you ever heard of Immortal Technique? or Tupac? in the words of Gener Wilder, Good day Sir.

[amaru1]

50 sucks and is a lil pussy !! Dont you know that already !! PS fuck him hes a snitch !! ( he snitched on ja rule learn your shit first ) 50 is fucking lame ass fack wanna be hoodlum ..

[cocodrillo1012]

@amaru1  but eminem kicked hs ass in that beef they had a while back

[naarakyuu]

50 and Eminem shitted on ja rule thats why he is split.

[naarakyuu]

KHISHISHISHISHISHISIIII

[CharlesE43]

dude dnt b stupid all white ppl dnt feel da same way bout black ppl im black n my best friend white jus stop bein ignorant

[2650tossen]

andersen why should a white person like my self for an example, say fuck niggers ? thats rediculous... s:

[andersen781]

see white people love black people when they making them laugh but when it come to some other shit they bee like fukk nigger wiggers

[sabrinaiscool111]

funniest guy ever!

[blacklung7]

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is fucking hilkarious

[ghillieman24]

50 killed that nigga ja. 50 killed fat joe and ross. he ending everybody career

[NaviSai]

@ghillieman24

Emenim is the reason Ja is gone. Eminem destroyed him.

also, Murder Inc, (Ja's label) was shut down due to drugs and money laundering

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

On the real though, where is Ja Rule? What happened to him?

Did 50 Cent have kill him or something? Dude dropped off the face of the earth.

[carlozecobra2]

@SoulfulBrutha5805

lol 50 cent? 50 cent couldnt kill anyone man.

that nigga's a pussy

[Minacious]

Hahaha... Ja Rule...

[Mr666Metal666]

I don't wanna dance i'm scared to death!

[destroyedtheozone]

I love his high screechy voice when he says "help me jaa ruulee!!!!"

[mpd19666]

WHERE IS JA!

[Tammy50328]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[jbentv]

DAVE IS MAD REAL GUA.

[HoneeMustard]

lmao! "Where is Ja?!"

[Liberare87]

Help me Ja Rule haha

[Ltrain62]

COME BACK DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!!

[iRad11]

he is too busy playing world of warcraft

[Captt95]

Agreed.

[RaggaZaggaBagga]

@Ltrain62 what happened to him?

[mandolinroad]

I dunno how many times I've quoted this to my friends. So fuckin' funny.

[homevidman1000]

where is jaaaaa? gets me everytime

[Vova993]

I've been laughing about this for a week!

[ARG559]

hahaha

"i dont wanna dance im scared to death!"

[easychang123]

sept 11th. what happened ja rule? Ja Rule: MURDAAAAA MURRRRRDAAAAAAAAAA I-N-C

[Raylet2]

Whys everyone qouetin this shit.

[reinaldinhuh]

priceless

[Rockawall]

i don't wanna dance ! i'm scared to death ! hahaha

[ecsdiablo]

damn i actually lughed out loud for real

[mhotcat]

"I don't want to dance; I'm scared to death!!!"

Priceless line!

[fluxu5]

lets see what jas thoughts arrr?

Whers ja?

[enzarto]

LMFAO. this is way too much!

[SEXYNIGGA6969]

WHERE JA???

HELP ME JA RULE

[BlazerSDK]

I don't wanna dace im scared to death!

[blaisutube]

WHERE IS JA?!

[ImmynimmyX]

fuck the media....because of those gutless liars looking for ratings they fabricated lies and dave quit

[StreetballSoulja786]

really, i hate keyboard gangstas ur so gay, get a life. oh and I NEED JA, WHERE IS JA lol

[foolio550]

Arguing on the interwebz is like the special olympics mates... On topic, Dave is #1

[GrimeCommenter]

where is jaa?! loool, dave chapelle is too funny

[YesKatie]

lmaoooooooo

[NixonIsMe]

lawl funny but 9/11 isnt real

get it right noobs

[xXxthasiftaxXx]

noob? nigga, learn to talk! noob is nothing but a word nerds came up with, are you a nerd?

[kikotemi]

go fight someone real.. this shit is so fucking furstrating to have all these internet gangstas on here

[xXxthasiftaxXx]

oh come on! internet gangsta?? you don't even know what it means, but it means YOU, go clean ya glasses and subscribe a gym!

[kikotemi]

dude am a judo black belt and i practice capoiera on my free time and i bench 250 and i grew up on 7 mile detroit ( yes thats worst than 8 mile) but guess what am not talking shit on the internet cause i really love peace. i knock people out for fun and games and if pushed ill knock out for the fuck of it.

[girliegurl313]

i grew up on the westside of detroit on 7mile too

[kikotemi]

nigga east side... throw your figgaz up

[girliegurl313]

lol i use to live on the eastside too lol right around the corner from the mall and im not a nigga im african american and im a woman lol

[Bibliomaniac15]

To be direct, you have no idea what you're talking about. The 14th amendment overruled the Dred Scott ruling by stating that "all persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States."

[ChuloBadGuy]

Didn't I say some white guy would try to discredit it. Boy that train is never late huh. Actually it was the 13th & 14th amendments that indirectly overruled it. No court has officially overturned the law, and the Law still exists til this day & is still practiced. There are many laws that blatantly go against the 1st & 14th amendment, like the 315 Law.....but you will attempt to discredit that also wont you. What are you? Pre-Law or something? lol or are you a western philosophy geek?

[Bibliomaniac15]

Actually, the Slaughter-House Cases of 1873 explicitly state that "it [the 14th amendment, that is] overturns the Dred Scott decision by making all persons born within the United States and subject to its jurisdiction citizens of the United States."

And before you say anything, I'm a Chinaman, fool. The world isn't just white and black.

[ChuloBadGuy]

Wow you know how to copy & paste lol, but like I said no court ever over ruled the LAW!!!! The law was still implemented & it has never been removed. The Dred Scott CASE!!!! was overturned, NOT THE LAW that came out of it. Like I said, it is still practiced as we speak. JUST LIKE THE 315 LAW....you dork.

And NO person of Chinese decent would call themselves a 

"Chinaman" so I think you're full of shit & just dont want everyone to know you're a systemic racist white guy.

[Bibliomaniac15]

Try making that assertion in court. It is stated clearly that all persons born or naturalized in the US are citizens. No "giving up your rights" bullshit; either you're a citizen or you're not. Not only that, but the Supreme Court CANNOT pass laws. This is stuff that fifth graders learn: Congress passes laws, the Supreme Court judges their constitutionality.

As for Chinaman, it's simply the identity I choose. What's it to you? I'm a man of Chinese descent.

[ChuloBadGuy]

All Im gonna to say is 2 things......315 Law & Patriot Act. You act like there aren't Laws that exist today that dont violate our rights. Anyway Im not gonna go back & forth anymore so get ya last words in now & make yaself smile.

[kikotemi]

we should prolly fight now..lol... i went to pershing and.

[jjbloo]

you mean 8 mile ?

[kikotemi]

imortal technique- the truth

i love that song just listen and tell what you think

[deanblaze2000]

dave is so fucking funny, my type of comedy.

Dave come back to the u.k pleeeeeeese

[201stars]

*sigh* I miss dave. He needs to come back to doing stand up. But this shit was funny.

[thecolorteale]

Especially since I'll listen to any other celebrity ramble on about ANYTHING before I'll listen to the utterly talent-less and stupid Ja-Rule

[texanheadbanger]

thank god he got that message out , id always call people like that " celebrity ass kissers " people who are like , idk... omg! george clooney got a divorce ZOMFG this is terrible!

[tehcarnagex]

hahaha

[Bratz4Ever14]

dave's jokes are insightful and so true and original!

[tplloyd13]

hahahhahahaha

[SharksKid]

He's right. Celebrities talk because they think they should say gay shit about encouragement and philanthropy, even though everyone knows they're mostly morons, lol.

[sheckfron]

WHERE IS JA?????!!!!!!!!!!

[Sblazer101]

LMAO i dont wanna dance i scared to Death!!!!

[zeinzeinzeinzein]

loooooooooooooooool

[reznick8]

LOLOL

[davey7678]

This is the greatest minute in stand-up history. "I don't wanna dance- I'm scared to death".

[Chickenwing1313]

It's true who cares about what celebrities think?

[giodacapper080]

but its so true man this is 2 funny

[snuzzie]

his voice sounded so sincere when he asked where ja is.

chappelle brings the lulz

[mryjn420090]

I bet Ja Rule laughed when he saw this

[blobgripper]

wut evr happend 2 ja rule any way

[girl2h4u]

Lmao.. I dont wanna dance...

Im too scared to dance! xD lolz

[AylesburyBangers]

Whereee issss Jaaa! loooooooool.. this the only comedian who leaves me in tears