Sky Diving Disaster

[gymkhanadog]

This guy still has something in life to learn otherwise he'd be a red stain on the floor. That's how I look at things like this...

[suidrogaming]

smart guy

[HateMakingVideos]

commando pro obvs.

[IzzieAndToby]

@ravage53

Wtf?? You moron.

[ravage53]

why the fuck do they wear a helmet?

[gymkhanadog]

@ravage53 Do you want a bird hitting you in the head while you're traveling at terminal velocity (about 120mph in freefall, 200mph if you pull your limbs in) with no helmet on?

[ravage53]

@gymkhanadog not gonna change a thing; helmets dont cover your face, if your looking down like they are, and the bird hits you in the face, it doesnt matter.

[phazek2]

LOL...what a MUPPET...

[Fisker770]

did the instructors also tie his shoes?

[Solidshotoftheday]

That ain't no parachute thats a paraplegic ;)

[Traffordsgoogle]

Should have been a Darwin award ...



[XxPhenom666xX]

It looks like they were trying to make a swastika on 1:03

[LaneyWales2k9]

Anyone would do that if they thought their parachute had failed and that they were gonna die..

[TheILoveWaffleGuy]

wtf how did youtube became black

[FUSER2K07]

@TheILoveWaffleGuy i think it was to do with earth day or something like that? where you can ''switch the lights off' to apparently save energy..

[ramosroberto1]

@TheILoveWaffleGuy its cause they are racsist, soom you'll see the logo as a sombrero.

[Lehmann108]

Cutaway at 250 ft? Holy cow!

[imilkdude]

achievement unlocked! : retardation at 250 feet

[lzwillis]

When does a blind skydiver know when to pull his chute?

-When the leash gets slack.

[digitalkicks]

Holy shit, at what point in his training did his instructors tell him its cool to cutaway @250ft?!!! what a numpty..a very, very lucky numpty!!

[madzthepally]

lol

[TheBoshua]

drifting towards a building.. what building?

[nocalsteve]

That wasn't a parachute, it was a paraglider.

[solarpanels3]

If the people looks like ants..its time to pull

If ants look like people..........its to late

[TheMax212]

13 people did the same with their parachute..

[KUSHaPOTamus420]

they gave him a bad parachute cuz hes a nigger lmao

[zonnic1]

@KUSHaPOTamus420 LOL

[zackz22]

WHATA DUMBASS!!!

[NonnnnO92]

but that wasn't a disaster.......it was more like a miracle

[TheNEMKE]

nigga utripov'o sranje :D

[alan517815]

You mupPET xD lol

[TOKtwisted3]

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[ViViD4i]

@TOKtwisted3 Fail...

[cuteboymimmi]

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[chickenbros1413]

Instructors are never capable of understanding your fears

[nickrod32]

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[starkcreative]

Some people should never skydive.

[freerideuk40]

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[wakko380]

did he have the time to say MAYDAY MAYDAY!

[zwumpuklen]

This dude is lucky to have survived a mistake THAT stupid... Cutting away that low is suicide, luckily just not in this case

[MEareCAT]

LOL what a retard

[FlipSport1]

....... very stupid ! lol

[endorse80]

9 in 100 000??? That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. I skydive, and if the death rate was so high, it would've been long ago since everybody stopped.....

[DiabloMercy]

people just have to court death.

[bmradux]

that guy.. over the stadium - was with a paraGLIDER not with a paraCHUTE.. but well.. news noobs

[TheVladomo]

@bmradux

i am paraglider and i agree with you.

good estimatiom...

[silverchinchilla007]

wohhhh foolish move....he is so lucky!!

[monkynutzuk]

black people bounce...

[RuSsiaAlex1000]

Funny :D 

[dorbot]

what a dick.

[lLetTheGoodTimesRoll]

1:06 Naziskydivers?

[TheB1gEd90]

@lLetTheGoodTimesRoll not even close it

[e081194eng]

Damn, thought I was going to a good SPLAT !!!!

[kitsilog]

every skydiver is considered lucky if his parachute opens

[arcosnake]

@kitsilog

WUFFO!!!!!!!!!

[zwumpuklen]

@kitsilog I don't think you can put it that way... As a skydiver myself, I'd say it would be more correct to say that you're very unlucky if it doesn't open, rather than you're lucky if it does... It is extremely rare that it doesn't open at all... But I see you point :)

[flaccidpackage]

@kitsilog The odds are such that a parachute opening is not 'lucky', it is the norm. Where do you get your information? It's not a funny joke if it misinforms people.

[castlevamp]

you muppet!!! lol it's cpt price!

[Tomatophe]

@castlevamp actually alot of people say that ...

[zwumpuklen]

Cutting away that low is just plain stupid, especially when he was perfectly able to land his main... He should've paid more attention in ground school. Glad he survived though

[Boasandpythons]

@zwumpuklen One of the first things they teach us. You have the ability to decide what to do, until you hit 1000 feet.

[theteacher010]

he didnt died....

[MEareCAT]

Lucky idiot

[iJunkizz]

@MEareCAT

idiot? not really...

[dudeydude247]

WOW.....

[opiumrx]

the narrator is not an ass...he just states it like we all see it.

[brendanw122]

This guy is so freaking lucky that he didn't die. He must have a horseshoe stuck in his ass

[elChuy920]

@brendanw122 Thats actually how he got it stuck up his ass, some one for some reason had a horse shoe left if and he landed on it..

[elChuy920]

@brendanw122 Thats how he got it stuck in his ass..

[The2010North]

0:47 you can see the swedens flag hehe

[kittenluver2006]

wow O_o

[RosaParksBhm]

omg :O

[Tomas9308]

...which made a nice change from: into the face of the earth... lol at the narrator

[PavenGidda24]

" you muppet!"

[chumv11]

0:01

[DrJDoubleM]

Whoa. Its master chief!

[Vheanom]

It's just a normal Anime jump. you know they can jump from any hight and survive. as well as falling. ... .. ... at least in some animes.

[maksphoto78]

Muppet!

[rspuremad]

Soo stupid .. fucking moron LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[EKTstyle]

@rspuremad ajncoanocbaieh

[quizzezima]

mark binini lol

[EKTstyle]

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[roisarescu]

Black man can`t jump! :D

[EKTstyle]

@roisarescu rlevjnnsv

[punisher17011990]

huh...but maybe mark was just a 1000+ jumps "dirty low pull" base jumper who wanted to play a joke on some instructors

[jaiytrix]

what the......

[MgNoOn307]

guys have a look and dont try to do it when we go to that

[goingtoeatpizza]

"1 in 100"?! Where the hell did they get their nonsense statistics on base fatalities from? The researchers for this show are a bunch of clowns.

[applesweeter]

Dear All,

I have some questions about psychology:

(1) Why do we love sky diving?

(2) What does sky diving so enjoyable compare to flying an aeroplane?

(3) What do females enjoy sky diving? and what does attract females to sky dive?

(4) How does sky diving benefit a females emotional health and personal development?

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE for your creative ideas and brainstorm!!! :)

[prismalo]

Try it and you will have all the answers

[luluNYC12]

@applesweeter

I'll answer in my opinion.

1) It gives us this rush of excitement.

2) idk

3) It makes women feel free and adventurous.

4) It makes us open up and gives us a sense of dangerous achievment.

That's what I think.

[applesweeter]

@luluNYC12

About you answer in question 3, what are the constrains that females will encounter in their daily life? How can sky diving free a female from those constrains?

[luluNYC12]

@applesweeter I think it's just that women are so stressed in the day so when they get in the air, they are open and don't have a worry about anything. Stress free.

[MrBummelum]

One word: Adrenaline

[TheLovegame23]

omg

[skydiver211150]

so no cutaways on final...ok got it.

[neomuttley]

That instructor had the nerve to show himself after failing his student so thoroughly?!?! He didn't instruct Mark to never cut away below 700'. Had he covered this basic safety point. We would never have heard of Mark, & his totally preventable mistake...

[joshbanford]

didnt they tell him that after 500ft its probably not going to do much for you ??

[slypsi]

5* for awesomeness lol

[jimmyjustus]

cheeky

[robboultimate]

lmao idiot

[takuradream]

Now that was very stupid! Or his instructors were very crap...Parachuting for Dummies: to parachute to safety, you're better off with half a parachute than non at all! Especailly that close to the ground. Holy shit!

[mrrmancunian]

Daft bastard lol.

[manhenk]

did he died??

[KaTaStRoPhE951]

dumbass nigga lol

[tyzerytyzer]

twat get a life..

[surfing954]

SURFING

[elmotas15]

i was hopping he died

[guitardude548]

why bitch ??

[alive193]

i would die 2 do sky diving

its like one of my biggest dreams

its so fun and cool

but that man was luckey 2 be still alive

[stelleto1967]

What a complete tool!!

[marka1236]

iv dived out of that same plain two times

[elmotas15]

ok we dont want to know

[Skytrooper82d]

LMAO...Ive heard it said that God protects drunks and fools...this seems to be the case here....One lucky F**K...

[abdula31]

I don't think there's a god. like you said lucky, but no more then that.

[DarkDesigner616]

Whaaaat..

This kinda video's make me not want to take the AFF course:P

[Joellercoaster]

If you're silly enough to cutaway at 250ft, then that might be for the best ;)

[keohal85]

fucking idiot, maybe that will teach him a good, juicy lesson. LOL

[DannyBoysGames]

I would hate to skydive because I have aerophobia and it sends the shivers up me.

[ryandsucks]

Jesus, that was stupid. Although--- maybe if he had a skyhook.......

[cmdrjay1]

No skyhook, looks like just an RSL

[ryandsucks]

Yeah, im saying maybe if he had a skyhook he wouldnt have sniveled into the trees.

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[32GaugeSlug]

lol What a fucking idiot.

[AbeGroter]

@32GaugeSlug He complicates with by way of massive balls of solid iron and a hint of goofy stupidity. I drag race and circuit race a frequently... I get it.

[Enedre]

I did my first jump a month ago....I wouldnt have done that!!! hahahah

[DanielQkillerD]

is that nick frost talking?

what happened to you nick? why arent you on TV anymore? :(

your fuckin brilliant!!

[bigloudpoop]

lol

[juliuszzz]

lol he didnt look down

[tpoc1]

sorry meant kasamoto91.......

[tpoc1]

meowchic301. you seriously need some help. your Dad must have REALLY liked you as a kid!!

[nitroXboy]

i love the commentator he proper gives these people shit

[nippleraisin]

what a tit

[nippleraisin]

ftw

[XxdamnhimxX]

2:38 says it all.

[bionikata]

darkie had big Nigerian nostrils and so could deploy them to fall to safety. Lesson here....if you have big nostrils, you dont even need a parachute.

[gpierre78]

2.38 says it all

[MushroomwigGT]

It's okay cause he's black.

[LordPeachingtons]

you know scum like you dont deserve the time of day your a complete wanker bet your a member of the BNP you complete twat

[MushroomwigGT]

I'm not a twat, it's the niggers fault for what happene.

[LordPeachingtons]

yeah but that pathetic attitude gets you nowhere son. plus your a scouser enough said.

[MushroomwigGT]

I'm a scouser? Well that's news to me, considering I only live here and wasn't born here. :3

[mike118117]

As you would expect. All of the expert parachutists are on the ground having never worn one, and demonstrating their expertise on You Tube.

[chumleybung69]

ah well at least the guy didn't need any help being that stupid............it clearly comes naturally

[marlos1]

what a fool.

[Kasamoto91]

LOL! figures he fucked it up cos his a nigger!

[AntoineDufourFan]

Go suck on your mothers cock (:

[Kasamoto91]

How offensive... You a wog to? Poor bastard

[LordPeachingtons]

fuck off and die you petulant shit

[Kasamoto91]

Fucking get cancer you nigger

[LordPeachingtons]

Wow big guy that was grown up. And as for calling me a n****r that would only work if i was actually black. Anyway you are quite clearly too young to understand so i'll give you the benefit of doubt this time. Anyway you pathetic little shit GROW THE HELL UP!

[Kasamoto91]

You should have died in the london bombings you fucking wanker get cancer.

[iambobmarley123]

Fuck you man, many people died in the london bombings so stfu!

[Kasamoto91]

I mean what i fucking. Your family should have been brutaly slaughters in the london bombing and i would have been fucking the courpes of your mum and dad if you have any you fucking retard.

[meowchic301]

people died in those fatal bomb attacks? really?

[speedyweedylemon]

they might be a god after all, lucky

[Adz5533]

He made the same choice as Id make. Ditch the parachute and use the ground or anythin else to break my fall.

[liamwitdre]

LOL "I think ill just cut away my parachute and see what happens"

[arhont47]

for that to happen on ur very first run... that must suck

[braduz911]

shut the fuck up cunt

[jbond293]

lol

[jonnyfrocks]

shut the fuck up cunt

[slbm1]

you are a ...........

[jonnyfrocks]

cool dude lol

[cchhppzz]

hes an incredibly lucky idiot

[sledathon]

this has to be the worst show ever made

[warrenlaidler]

Hahaha! Genius!

retard