NewsBusted 10/2/09

[bigbuffler]

Does ANY liberal think that that fat leech-like pustule, Michael Moore is, in any small (oops) way a HYPOCRITE? Never really have encountered a liberal with anything above a shoe-size IQ, so why bother searching for one who sees the irony in that 400-pound beluga waddling to the bank after he wastes another mile of tape crapping on the hand that (over)feeds him. :-)

[dpchrist26]

LOL!

[dewerbylhserf]

I LIKE THIS WOMAN, LMBO

[evegpt]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaittt....Gore must be right. After all, he won an Oscar and a Nobel Peace prize.

[AKcharger]

Jodi Rocks!

[TheAmericanRifleman]

Too funy.

[fepris]

You can't go to Political Science class 1 or 2 days a year and expect to get an education. Dumbed down brainwashed morons are indoctrinated to think of Rush as only an entertainer. I have too much self respect to allow myself to be brainwashed into thinking what others cleverly trick me into thinking, re: glennd7962

[RandomnessRules00]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH MICHAEL BADNARIK'S CONSTITUTION CLASS. U cant defend your rights if you don't know them.

[tevye53]

Don't worry I'm not going to practice my vocabulary on anyone--just want to say this, Jodi Miller, you rock my world. Darn funny girlfriend!

[monkeybudge]

Would anyone laugh if there was no canned laughter ?

[pimpdalyrical]

Sure let's fill important jobs with people based on race and gender. Just wait, one day you'll have to see an underqualified doctor just because there aren't enough gay one's yet!

[andyandymax]

Actually, the Bush regime is responsible for causing global warming. Plus, they knew of it ahead of time and let it happen when they could have stopped it easily by creating a better health care system. Or something like that. Plus it's all Israel's fault.

[ptsmmrs]

so bush is responsible for the earths natural cycle?i blame him for everything too,just last week i had a flat tire and thought to myself "bush did this"

[AvidElephant]

you should have checked your tire pressure like Obama proposed.

[ptsmmrs]

oh,is he now getting credit for that too?oh hail obama...LOL i wonder how many retards never thought to check their tire preasure untill their lord and savior said too..:^)

[jtkirkfan2002]

I did everything His Lord Most High Obama said to save gas and it added up to 110% savings. It's such an Obama miracle! Now I have to stop at the gas station to have them siphon some out so it won't overflow! All Hail Obama, MMMM, MMMM, MMMM!

[2uberu]

...Remember when the ice-age was coming?

"The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in

Melt down expected, the wheat is growin thin,

Engines stop runnin, but I have no fear

Cause London is drowning and I live by the river!" The Clash 1979

[sakahowdah]

Say what you want but Jodie is one hot tamalleeee.!

[MMGCDICK]

This is one of the funniest NEWSBUSTED ever, I think. (And it has little to do with the theory of "Global Warming".)

Thanks to all those who bring this fun to us.

Ricardo

[glennd7962]

Moore is just an extreme, left-wing version of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck. The only reason he makes movies is because far fewer people believe in his worldv-iew so he couldn't hold an audience big enough for a broadcaster to put him on the air. Movies can appear to a more narrow niche. So, you right-wingers, don't get to self-righteous. The facts about global warming are unclear - conflicting evidence and models which suggest something might be happening, that's it.

[jtkirkfan2002]

There's one big difference. Rush doesn't just make stuff up.

If the facts about global warming are unclear, why is Pin Stripe wanting to further wreck the economy with his Cap and Tax scheme? It's simply a ploy to control the private sector. Lib's can't get the control they want without scare tactics and chaos.

[ptsmmrs]

it has been proven that the earth warms up and cools down in cycles naturaly and the democrats always ignore that fact.

[glennd7962]

Sigh. I'm no greenie, and I'm not for cap and trade, but it's also very possible that we are affecting global climate and it's certain that we are affecting the environment in some ways that are very destructive. We just don't know yet. But to pretend that there isn't sound evidence that something maybe going on is just as absurd as the extremists who want to shut down the power grid. Reason is the answer kids, reason. How about we try that out??

[ptsmmrs]

the thing is that the democrats have no proof that global warming is man made.

[jtkirkfan2002]

You sound like a seminar poster. If you really listen to Rush, you'll understand that term.

There is no reason on the left. If anyone there wants to have a reasonable conversation about the envoronment, I'm all for it. All they want to do is scream about ice, polar bears and things that there is no evidence of.

[glennd7962]

I know what a "seminar poster" is and I'm not one. I simply find Rush's reductionist logic and bombastic polemic tiring and not terribly enlightening, regardless of the fact that I agree with him on liberty, small government and the idiocy of the left. He's an entertainer, catering to an audience that likes its answers simple, and its enemies clearly delineated. As for APGW, check Richard Lindzen - while completely opposed to GW scaremongering, he readily admits that man made co2 affects climate

[jtkirkfan2002]

"Man-made CO2", as in exhaling? The amount of Co2 released into the atmosphere is miniscule.

The biggest fact that all global warming alarmists ignore is that historical changes in the climate, (yes, they've happened in the past), can be linked to sun activity.

[glennd7962]

The evidence on this theory is still preliminary - if you paid attention to the science instead of the politics you'd know this. Richard Lindzen (renowned APGW Skeptic and MIT Climatologist ) publicly cautioned fellow scientists to be just as careful as the we were urging the APGW fetishists to be. My take is it's such a complex system that anything we try and predict precisely hasn't a chance of being in roughly correct in terms of timing and impact.

[pwf2412]

"But to pretend that there isn't sound evidence that something maybe going on is just as absurd"

so you are saying that there IS sound evidence of something that MAY or MAY NOT be going on?

but if there is sound evidence doesn't that mean that something IS going on?

and if it may not be going on doesn't that mean that there is NO sound evidence at all?

[pwf2412]

so you believe that based on the possibility that something bad, may or may not be happening, which may or not be caused by people, that because of that uncertain possibility, we should radicaly change the course of human behavior on this planet?

[glennd7962]

There is definitely a relationship between temperature and CO2 - all scientists agree on that. And CO2 is going up - where the disagreement lies is on the forcings, the impact and policy approaches. I don't think we should be taking radical action, however I think significant precautionary steps should be taken, in case their right - which is still possible.

[slugered]

umm...not all scientists agree on that...and making that claim is just uneducated. co2 is what we exhale (bio 101) trees need co2 to convert it into oxygen(also bio 101)

if you want to know why some(not all) scientists and politicians like al gore support it-there are multiple conflicts of interest in which gore and several prominent scientists stand to benefit off of "carbon credits"(quasi indulgences -ie. bribes) these are sold to companies making them "greener". now thats hypocrisy

[jtkirkfan2002]

Lib's ignore all facts.

[glennd7962]

You are kidding right? I mean, I don't hate Rush or anything, but he's a spinmeister and selectively cherrpicks facts to support his foregone conclusions. Just because I agree with him on liberty, small government and the ridiculousness of the left doesn't mean that I have to approve of his conservative scaremongering and fatuousness on so many topics. As for global warming, there may be something going on - but I certainly don't support his radical, destructive and useless policies.

[randomglen]

Jodi Miller is very attractive

[joeypete]

Solar Magnetic Activity Cycle... Planet gets hot and cool in line with that solar weather's actions and influence.

Funny how science gets in the way of eco thugs and their scare tactics.

Also, due to so many ppl buying hybrids there is much concern over the eco unfriendly end of vehicle life recycling issues and costs of these hybrid and too the rise in demand for rare metals needed to make them. Hybrids have a huge carbon footprint it turns out... OOPS! Fuck Al Gore!

[KH45430]

Bronco,

The ice covering is increasing in the Antarctic. Oh, that's right, left wingers don't talk about anything that disagrees with their pre-approved fantasies.

[Drumboy5165]

You sir are correct!! Disagreement = hatred = racism and we all know anyone on the right is a racist too.................

[jtkirkfan2002]

Left-wingers don't have fantasies, just myths used to prop up their ultimate goal of complete contol over the economy and population.

[exbronco1980]

if the earth is cooling why are glaciers disappearing. oh, that's right, right wingers don't care about facts.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Simple. The glaciers stopped retreating - a year or so after the sun's activity began to decrease. Antartic ice has been increasing all along and there has never, repeat NEVER been any evidence of the sea levels rising. The fact, my left-wing sheep, is that the global average temperature is decreasing, not increasing. It has been since 2001.

[3martijns]

Plants all need lots of co2 to survive.

[jtkirkfan2002]

How can otherwise sane people ever take Michael Moore seriously?

[shimauma42]

If I DID steal moore's movie it would be to set it on fire when I got home, and then douse the remains with holy water and flush them down the toilet....

[3martijns]

mikey mooron has greatly supported capitalism with the 47 tons of food he's bought and stuffed himself with.

[3martijns]

IOC didn't choose Chicago, so they must be racists!

I toasted my leprechaun - easier to digest - great with mint green jam.

30 years ago prez jimbo cuckoo carter said "global cooling".

I'd go to That Concert! Lots better than rap or metal.

How about more Diversity with the Czars, like getting some NORMAL people.

[jtkirkfan2002]

How about getting rid of the unconstitutional Czars, who have no accountability to Congressional review?

[3martijns]

Of course, esp. since they're very far radical left.

[squidb8]

I point of contention for Global warming joke.

A system will try to maintain stasis. So if the temprature had a trend of rising, then it isn't strange to have a couple of seasons of cold, then unusual warm weather again then cold.

Eventually, because the AVG temp continues to rise, we can expect super storms.

[jtkirkfan2002]

The global average temperature began to go down the same year that sunspot and solar flare activity began reducing. Up to that point we were in a period of increased activity. Sun active = warm. Sun inactive = cool. What a concept!

You folks are grasping at straws. Don't expect any of us objective types to take your belief that it will begin to warm again on faith. We don't believe in your religion. CO2 is not a polutant. It's one of the natural functions of this planet.

[squidb8]

Yup, I agree we should all help Moore in his quest for socialism by pirating his movie instead of seeing it in the theatres.

Thanks News busted you've have the best ideas

[hydin1]

US relinquishes control of the internet

[Rajaat99]

Jodi is hot!

[dirtyblondny]

The Supremes a/k/a (M) ichelle(O) prah (B) arack went to Copenhagen and got eliminated first . Try 'Americas Got Talent' next. Sorry Chicago maybe the Cubs will do better next year.

Why aren't they firing David Letterman for sexual misconduct? Remenber how they howled for the dismissal of Bill O'Reilly. Can we say double standard class???

[squidb8]

I thought Bill was Fox

[msb0000]

Excellent!

[TheGraham721]

This one had a lot of really good zingers in it! I like the originality here. Keep 'em comin', Jodie! Foxy lady you :-)

[LiberalsAreRapists]

NewsBusted ROCKS!!

[Whatmap]

FNC, Will you hire Jodi Miller already .......

[maharajakal]

brazilians are so racist. celebrating the defeat of barack husein obama mmm mmm mmm

[jtkirkfan2002]

I don't think I can take anymore of this hope and change.

[usgop]

This one is great Jodi! Loved the Patterson joke!!

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[MYTHECIES]

Obama failed yet again, Chicago was ousted in the first round of voting for the Olympics in 2016 even with the Almighty Oprah & a star stunned cast the self appointed savior FAILED again.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Did you hear the awful, egomaniacal speeches he and Michelle-my-Belle gave? They really believe that the whole world is about them? Michelle-my-Belle may just now e proud of her country, but I am ashamed to be an American with those two representing us for anything.

[drutter]

The part about dementia made no sense. People with dementia (like Alzheimers) forget things. They don't think leprechauns are talking to them through their toaster. That would be delusions, not dementia. Fail.

[anonymous564]

There are different types of dementia. Delusions can be caused by dementia

[drutter]

No, they can't. If someone with dementia has has delusions, they're delusional. Dementia has nothing to do with delusions, or leprechauns, or toasters.

Anyone who thumbed me down hasn't done their research. I'm in psychiatry, thankyouverymuch. :p

[ka7krz]

It's a joke get over it. You know like BHO and his wife.

[bigdaddydog1]

Hey I thumbed you up cause there for a second I was afraid you were a Scientologist!! ;-)

[ka7krz]

Like the delusions that BHO is qualified to be Pres.

[LiberalsAreRapists]

Get fucked asshole, it was a joke!

Get it? A joke!

[sorrian]

I gave you a thumbs down because dementia most certainly CAN cause hallucinations. Most prominently in a form of delerium brought on by the degradations of synapses and brain sells. The definition of dementia is basically that of insanity. Loss of memory is only one of many symptoms of dementia. Dementia itself can be a symptom.

Alzheimer's is just one of many causes of dementia, though it is the most common and focuses mainly on loss of memory.

Google "Lewy Body Dementia" for further proof.

[drutter]

"I gave you a thumbs down because dementia most certainly CAN cause hallucinations."

You must have missed the discussion, which was that dementia =/= delusions. Hallucinations are neither dementia nor delusions.

By the way, trying to read what you wrote was an exercise in futility. It's like you used wikipedia to string together a bunch of words you didn't know the definitions for. Oops.

[sorrian]

I read the entire thing. You said, "People with dementia (like Alzheimers) forget things. They don't think leprechauns are talking to them through their toaster. That would be delusions, not dementia."

That's complete nonsense because that is NOT what a delusion is. A delusion would be thinking you can flap your arms and fly. Seeing a fictional being in an appliance is a hallucination, not a delusion.

So who exactly is the one who doesn't understand the definitions? Oops is right you idiot.

[sorrian]

So if what I said was so incomprehensible, why are you making erroneous observations about it?

Fact: You were the one who labeled it a "delusion".

Fact: You were the one who asserted dementia was being forgetful and not seeing things that weren't there.

Fact: The joke about leprechauns would have been more appropriately labeled a hallucination.

Fact: Dementia can cause hallucinations.

Fact: You said I misunderstood the meaning of words when it was actually you.

[drutter]

lol

Total fail dude, start to finish.

[sorrian]

And how so? Everything I said is the truth regardless of your denial. You were wrong about everything. I knew you were wrong. I researched it to validated my suspicions. What I quoted was copied and pasted straight from your comment. It's YOUR OWN WORDS. Deal with it, you have no recourse here.

I place little weight to blithering fools who can't make one simple refutation with any verifiable fact and instead tries to discredit the argument through ridicule.

The only failure here is yours.

[rogermoore27]

EXCELLENT!!!

[joedoufu]

now i know what to get my grandma for christmas! great one, five stars!

[AnFonE]

Haha :D

[paulmiltonrobicheaux]

WOW!  You have to laugh. If not, you cry!

[Robert697]

lol .. nice segway ... "Speaking of Michael Moore"

[alancook01]

first!