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  • Make up to 5 clones of myself that have a life spand of 30 minutes at a time. And a 0second cooldown rate

  • I would choose the power of invincibility and to turn things I touch invisible for as long as I'm invisible. (think bank robbing naked)

  • I would choose time travel or telepathy. Because you could change the past and reading someone's mind would be great because well thats self explanatory.

  • It says Gettin' High (the second word is actually Hebrew ) I'm Israeli girl so I know lol.. I like your vids, you make me laugh

  • Israeli girl like actually born in Israel?

  • Yes, born and raised. I'm only in the US for three and half years. I came here by myself and go to college here.

  • What college are going to? How are you liking New York?

  • I go to the NYC college of technology (the city tech) for graphic and advertising design.. I like it alot. It's not FIT, but it's still okay NY...mmm let me see. Right now I don't like it at all, because it's too cold! I'm more of a summer, sun, beach kind of girl! I should've came to LA I guess.. too late. Maybe when I grauate I'll move there. I'm thinking to go there in my spring break for few days.. I was never there. You are so sweet for replying!

  • I hear the beaches in Israel are ridiculously nice and everyone there looks like a model. Or maybe that's just what I saw in Zohan. I miss the night life in New York. Definitely better.

  • Yea the beaches are beautiful, and NO we don't walk naked over there.. I'm surprised why Zohan did'nt get arrested.. thats's kinda sick sight lol. And the girls are beautiful, and you got me as a living proof ;-) I'm going for a visit in the summer, so you can join me if you want. It's safe and fun. Don't believe the news with all their crap.

    And yea the night life in NY is great, but I still prefer the beach life. The weather here is crazy today! I almost froze to death. Come visit me lol

  • Well Zohan was a super famous Israeli soldier so who would try and stop him? And according to the movie there really wasn't anyone who could stop him except maybe a Palestinian hair stylist... If you like Asians and hanging out with them you should hang out with my friends over there. They can take you to all the Asian hotspots haha.

  • theres 3 that i would choose from, n that is, teleporting, telekenisis, and the power that the avatar on nickolodeon has, to control all the elements. cuz those 3 would give me the most fun. lol. but also, i would want a power to kno everything there is possible to kno. so then i can kno what planets i can breath on, n is safe, n also kno how to make a teleporter to get there, or atleast a super fast ship like on star wars. lol. ya feel meh, but i would probly want avatar powers the most. ya dig

  • That's way too many powers.

  • Pyrokinesis. Seriously, how awesome would it be to control and create fire?

  • I have a lighter. Does that count?

  • I would have super language powers which would include the ability to be able to speak, read, write, and comprehend with complete fluency all languages in the universe from the past, the present, and the future as if I were a native speaker of each language.

    I would also have the power to instantly soothe minds, heal broken hearts, and provide inspiration to those who feel hopeless by singing.

  • As to why I would want such powers, the first is for my own amusement because I enjoy languages, but I could also use it to help others - like if they need a translator or something. The second is also useful for helping people, and I'd enjoy that as well.

  • haha. it's supposed to say, "gettin' high." the first word looks like, but isn't really hebrew. and the second means "life," but is pronounced "high" or actually "chi." hopefully that isn't confusing. :)

  • Alchemy! Being able to transmute anything and everything like in FMA. Imagine all the people I could help. Building homes with just the clap of my hands lol. I'm such a weirdo =D

  • well i would want teleconesis, you can do anything with that power

    i'd be the next jean grey (well the good one)

    haha

  • hmmmm? the super power i'll like to have is having a remote mind that could control the the future like from the movie "click", but with ur mind

  • to be able to fly

  • Stopping Time, if you think about it, it is the most powerful of all super powers because you get to control time which means you control your enemies attack. Its also useful when it comes to everyday stuff like school, when you are taking a test, you could just stop time, and cheat!

  • Yeah I was thinking about that one but then I thought that if I stopped time too much I would eventually be getting older faster than everyone around me and that made me kind of sad.

  • but then you could reverse your age :D

  • i would want invisibility!! cause you can do so much with it just think about it =D...but transporting would be kick ass to man!

  • hmm..the super power i would love to have is to either absorb the air from a room (aka make someone/an enemy pass out) or to communicate with inanimate objects-like have a conversation with things that never talk....and btw i'm insane so that could be why i want those super powers (gah this is too long a response) :)

  • i like the power of making copies of myself so i can do a lot of things in a short amount of time in many places. I could learn many things at the same time and let the other mees do the dirty work. kinda like naruto. Is that a super power?

  • oh yeah transportation is the best. My bf would like time travel and to stop time too. Can you do that cocoaand me? We have a rug too like aladin for the 3 wishes. hihihihhihi. I love your videos. Hope you are well.

  • That shirt (one wearing) is thumbs up.

  • I want the power to turn people gay.... and I don't mean happy.

  • why would u want to do that?

  • lol

  • i would have the ability to morph

    or to become invisible

    or to mind read

    morphing would be fun

  • not trying to be mean, but your hair looks messed up in this vid. it looked the best in the 'girls are deep' video.

  • Not to be cold or anything but you're not a subscriber so what does it matter?

  • hmm... well, it's between two for me...

    1. X-ray vision, so if I see a hot Asian guy, I can picture him naked. *completely serious*

    2. Teleportation, as you stated, because it's so useful. I could just pop up anywhere. And...now that I think about it, that includes people's showers.

    So, I think I would go with number 2. =] <3

  • jedi mind trick.... only without having to make eye contact or talk to them.

  • hmm....the power to read and manipulate people's mind...coz i m seriously having a hard time figuring people out(people are weird in a way)

  • Comment # 94 aarrrr!!

    I'd like Rouge's power. the ability to take someone else's power, use it, read their memory, and kill them if i touch them for too long. hehe

  • i would love the super power to transform/morf into other people and if someone else had a superpower you could transform into them and has it too

  • My power would be the results of some illegal human experiment. Where nano-bots or something fused with my dna, allowing me to transform any part of my body into anything I've wanted at will. I think that would be cool to sprout wings from my back and fly. Im typing this from the Nintendo Wii btw. My computer is on strike.

  • The ability to strech...that way I can make my boner HUGE!

  • lol

    the legal route or the good route

    hmmm my super power would be..well i have a couple in mind.

    do we have to pick one?

    well too bad im picking a couple

    haha

    i would choose the ability to move things with my mind..cuz i been lazy lately and dont want to get up and get things lol

    and teleportation would be awesome as well in case your late someplace..like to rob a bank or whatever

    haha

  • picture something in my mind it pops in front of me

  • my power would be the ability to go back in time, but the limit would be 3 days back in time. with that power i would've aced all my tests in college and won the lottery multiple times.

  • Haha well what would be the point of acing those tests if you could win the lottery multiple times?

  • The power of good judgement. Mine is pretty suspect.

  • it would have to be all the abilities of the mind such as telekinesis, telepathy, and psychokinesis. Pyrokinesis can be added also.

  • Your adorable!!

    I would be immortality and super speed!!

  • i want the power to move things with my mind, but ow do I do that?

  • Haha i was gonna say like every super power like peter has from heroes has but like even cooler, lol. but then you were all like thats cheating lol. So i guess maybe like turning into different animals thatd be pretty cool esp if you could be like mythical animals too like werewolves and dragons and shit. yeah.

  • Yay! I am glad to see a new video! I would want to be telekinetic, because it would be awesome to move things with my mind!

  • my super power would be attracting girls. =]

  • turning into other people like mystique from x-men.

  • I think my power would be to make everyone, including myself, truly empathize-- really understand what it's like to be in someone else's shoes by switching minds with them for one day or by looking into someone else's eyes and automatically absorb and understand the other person's experiences. In fact, I would do that for anyone who had an enemy or found it hard to understand the other person's perspective. Most of our problems are due to lack of empathy.

  • let's debate it i say you are getting lazy you made this video yeah i'll give you that,

    but two minutes most your videos are at least between 5.1/2 nine minutes. long so yeah buddy quit being so lazy. . . .

    Just messing with Ya. . . . .

    the ability to turn in to a pickle. . . .

    Peace.

  • Yeah but I realized most people don't want to watch anything more than 3 minutes so I am trying to trim down my videos.

  • good point I'd agree with that And i think the ability to turn into a bunch of pickles would be a cool super power.

    say if you were being chased by a group of crazy's and you manage to get out of their view for a couple a seconds just activate your pickle powers and who's gonna think your a bunch a pickles.

    although the only flaw what if they eat you who knows they may like pickles wait a minute i like pickles i might canabolize myself now.

    plus it would just be kinda funny.

  • Also imagine this you are in the middle of a crazy super power fight and he goes to punch you pickle powers activate and a bunch of pickles fall to the ground.

    i bet you the other guy would be like WTF. . . . what's up with all this mother fizuking pickles. . . .

    okay maybe the power of comedy is what id like to have. . .

    then id kill my opponents with super witty punch line's and in my wake of destruction i'll leave a trail of busted guts. . . .

  • Actually, I already have the ability to rewind VHS tapes at will. (It was great for avoiding the $0.25 fine at the video store, you know? Then DVDs took over, and... well... let's just say I've had some pretty dark days since.)

    But that's innate. If I could CHOOSE one, it'd be the power to instantly know every ingredient--in its respectful proportion--as soon as I tried a food. Whether or not I'd use such knowledge for good (and not evil) is tbd.

  • Same teleportation. maybe u should teleport into a bank and get u some money and buy u a less feminen shirt.

  • The ability to use the force.*evil grin*

  • i love your videos, your hilarious! you sexy sexy asian man hahaha

  • I wish I was incredibly strong, fast, and durable. I wouldn't walk around things. I'd just walk through them. Bear, shark, and lion attacks would be like playing with animals for me.

  • Well technically those attacks are playing with animals, only not as fun as most times you play with animals. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

  • I have seen jumper, and now that I think about it what if the jumper ACCIDENTALLY thought about outerspace for to long, an then teleported there dying instantly from the radiation (or if he got back to earth within a couple of seconds, maybe dying over the course of several years from radiation poisoning) it sounds like a crazy dangerous superpower to have naw what im saying?

    I would prefer invincible immortality, meaning like living forever and being impervious to all damage. Its just awesome.

  • Flight, invisibility, and walking through walls.

    I win.

  • x-ray vision would be my choice

    why?

    sounds interesting

    be fun in vegas i think

  • hmm...hibernation

  • i would luv to have the super powers of the super sayins on DBZ. i think they are so cool and they are so strong.

  • the superpower I'd choose is the ability to make my farts smell like anything. lavender? not a problem. pot roast? piece of cake. piece of cake? that's an easy one

  • yea, I guess controlling the time would be the bst thing ':D But when I was a little girl I wanted to have a super power to change forms: I could turn into bird and fly or became for example Mariah Carey and look how it is to be rich n' famous... or just melt and to dust in the wind to travel where the wind will blow.

  • I wish i had the power to steal other peoples time for my own use.

    Instead of 24hrs a day i would be able to have more time for other things.

    While others would realize that they are losing time.

    Wua haha haha

  • Indestructibility. What would I do with it? The possibilities are endless. Form the small (not have to worry about getting hurt at work) to the big (Being able to walk into a burning building to save people).

  • teleportation all the way. :D

  • lol, of course my super power would be able to make ANYBODY fall in LOVE with me.....essentially brainwashing them into giving me evarything and anything i wanted.....

  • Well that sounds really nice...

  • i love ur cowboy shirt.(:

    my power would be the ability to read minds and see through peoples clothes mwahaha

    pervert? yes I know hehe

  • you're cool. I think I love you.

  • Superstrength, but normal durability. I can crush a wall or someone's skull, but I'd also be crushing your hand.

    I can read other people's thoughts, but only when they want to.

    The ability to give diarrhea with a stare.

    The power to make everybody spontaneously dance.

    The ability to see wind patterns.

    To wake with a different power each day.

    The Power to slap people over the internet.

    The power to appear totally unexpected anywhere from any door, only to forget my purpose at said place.

  • Sorry, on the first one I meant, I'd also be crusing MY hand.

  • being able to control time.

  • I can beat your superpower with mine, ABSOLUTE TIME CONTROL!! I mean just think about it, rewind time, redo your life, get rich, never get rejected..., never get old, you can get as smart as you possibly can, etc...

  • i wish i was like, a pyro so that I could BURN anybody who pissed me off.

  • Well you can still burn anyone who pisses you off. You just need gasoline and a match.

  • i would want my superpowers to be able to run fast,like dat speedy guy in justice league,and also transportation

  • Pausing time is cool.

  • Hmmm. their are a lot of superpowers out their. Like spiderman and superman's powers. But then you have sme uncommon ones like in X men. I would want my superpower to be anything I touch I can turn into what I want. Like turn a sneaker into a flip flop or something. That would be a kewl power.

  • I would want the power to draw anything I see extremely fast, and to a T and then have it come to life or become real exactly as I have envisioned it . Kind of like Sai off of Naruto, but a lil different. That power to me would be really useful.

  • the power to heal myself and others physically(scars, bruises, etc.) and internally(cancer, STDs, etc.)

  • I think the healing one is pretty cool. I would live forever!

    If your body was magically healing itself, would you need to eat or breath?

    Would you be able to get drunk?

    Would you be constantly on the toilet because your cells were renewing themselves so fast?

  • i think i'd choose telepathy.. how cool would it be to have powers like Professor X, having control over the mind :D hehe

  • lol wow your hair got long. and that shirt is amazing XD

    I think I would pick teleportation too, or flying. because I have friends on like every continent.

  • be able to breath underwater.

  • if i could have a super power it would be to like bend water and freeze it like in avatar not original but cool lol

  • wow, there really are some great super powers, like flying, x ray vision, invisibility...but really i think the most obvious ones are typically overlooked, such as the power to live without sleep, or the power to digest but not defecate...if these super powers are included with other super powers, then I might choose invisibility...but if not I would choose these simpler ones, you know for starters..

  • Wow yeah you're right. But to be honest I like sleeping and pooping.

  • super power, super power ... hmmm I wanna be invisible!!

  • I'm not sure if it counts as a superpower, but I would totally want one of those daemons from the Philip Pullman books.

  • Hah. Yeah but then I could steal your daemon and you would die of despair. Seems to me there are enough ways of breaking someone's heart as it is.

  • Hm true enough on breaking hearts. Although it's usually worth it in the end. I'll still take the daemon. Dying of despair is an epic way to go.

  • If I can choose any super power, it would be to heal ppl. (=

    Nice shirt btw :] kekeke!

  • I want the power to control time, either to visit the past, present, & future. Time is can't be control because of Murphy's Law!

    Murphy's Law - "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible away"

  • I don't think Murphy's Law is a real law. Just a conjecture of sorts.

  • Having alchemy-like powers would be pretty wild. I could have my own Fort Knox and possibly inflate the economy.

  • My super power would be morphing to other people like that one guy from mortal kombat or the terminator

  • I would be invisible. Just think of all the mischief I can cause =) And teleportation would be awesome if you are late or want to go a long distance quickly so that would be my second choice.

  • if i could have a superpower it would have to be the ability to read peoples minds..

  • You read my mind exactly.

  • the power to steal other people's powers muahaha!!! j/k

    the power would have to be seeing through the future because i can stop the trouble before it happens

  • My superpower would be The Midas Touch. Whatever I touched, I would be able to reproduce exactly with a snap of my fingers. So for example if I touched a hundred dollar bill, I would then snap my fingers 10 times and have a thousand dollars to spend. Just think of the possibilities. I could shoplift undetected, clone animals, or never have to go to the grocery store ever again.

  • Would you be able to clone people too?

  • ill be growing more powerful with infinite amounts of knowledge . id create electromagnetic fields so i couldn't get sniped , implant nano machines into my body , and you know just do what works , then when i become a demi god ~ then go to a poor third world country and help them out . if i grow bored id just demolish everybody i felt like killing.

  • Oh... that's nice. I guess..

  • I would make a video response , but you said comment , so heres mine . My superpower would be to have control over electronics , just like the kid on heroes . think about i could just hack into any computer from any computer , i could get free money and the works . but heres where it gets better . i would hack into area 51 and other unknown telecommunications to find out if aliens exist , if magic exists , and is there a way to become immortal and the like . lol while everyone else is a sheep

  • Well you are still welcome to make a video response. Also you are assuming that the information you are looking for is on some network, which it may very well not be.

  • True maybe not everything is on a computer, or on some network which is accessible . if i found out that , well that would suck

  • That shirt looks good on you! I would choose teleportation as my super power too.

  • Ever since I was a kid, the super power I wanted, to fly. And I know you're not looking for it, but your super cute.

  • ive always like the idea of teleportation, Nightcralker has always been my favorite xmen, and it would save a hell bunch of gas. but lets get real, super ninja morphing ability would be sooo much sweeter!

  • Just morph into a person who has the teleportation skill.

    TIP: Ninjas don't morph.

  • Boxxy hater!

    Watch naruto, in some shows ninjas can morph but in real life they never were able to.

  • How dare you accuse me of hating Boxxy!

    I'm actually pretty neutral on the subject myself, although I know boxxy is (or at least was a few days ago) as controversial as a truck full of skub, with people either automatically in vehement disagreement or agreement.

    No, I will NOT watch naruto, you raging weaboo.

  • At least I am not Legion!

    Oh wait...

  • My super power would be omnipotence.

    That's right, fuck your rule book. It was written by the man to keep me down.

    (Invisibility if I had to keep whitey's rules.)

  • Hey CocoaAndMe, will you be making more "Ask An Asian Guy", or did you just run out of ideas?

  • Well I'm kind of shying away from the ask an asian guy thing because people seem to take it too seriously. Why do you ask?

  • Laugh out loud, oh I was just asking cause I like those videos. But it's okay, I understand.

  • You should at least re-upload "Ask An Asian Guy: chaoscontrot" because it is so mad WIN!

  • I wanna be professor Exavier on X-Men...

  • the power to shape-shift into any one anything imaginable would be sick

    like that girl from xmen only id wear close cause nobody probably wants to see my goods

  • invisibility or superfast speed/ability to slow down surroundings

  • I see... and what would you do with invisibility?

  • Become invisible, and you can finally find out if people are talking behind your back the moment you walk away, and secretly track your every-move.

    I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS SEAN, STOP FOLLOWING ME.

  • Who is Sean?

  • He's reading this right now, he knows.

  • If i had to choose a power, i would like to have the power to drain knowledge from other people to make myself smarter. Hehe, then Algebra would be a snap.

  • Oh that's a pretty good one. I wonder if that would also mean absorbing their experiences because that might not be so good. Let's say if they had gone through something terrible.

  • Maybe I could have a little bonus power that would help me only get the information that I want.

  • If you drain their power, then does that mean they become less intelligent?

  • fuck, twice.

    FUCKING YOUTUBE DIDN'T LET MY COMMENT GO THROUGH.

    in short.

    word in hebrew = life. (but the joke does not lie in the meaning of the word)

    READ ON, FOR READING IS POWER

    It's pronounced "CHAI" (with the 'hebrew' CH, so it sounds like you're clearing your throat)

    But because people who don't natively speak hebrew have difficulty with the CH sound, they often substitute it with an "english" H sound.

    So CHAI becomes HAI.

    Get CHAI = get hai.

    GET HIGH, LOL GETIT?!

  • My comment made it through!

    YEAH!

  • Haha! Awesome! Thanks dude! I think I can wear that in public without fearing some kind of confrontation unless I run into a very conservative rabbi or something. Hmmm...

  • Just kidding.

    Chai actually means "I hate niggers" in hebrew.

    Enjoy your perpetual unrest.

  • Ouch.

  • i woudl want peters power, to just be able to come in contact with another power and to be able to use it from then on. =)

    but he lost his power.. 8_8

    damn/

  • First off, you broke the rule about picking a power that gives you more powers! Secondly, are you al caught up on Heroes? Cuz uh peter yeah...

  • aw man i was gonna say teleportation!! i guess i would like to fly...ive always wished i could fly haha

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