Left 4 Dead: woMan vs. Tank Expert Pistols Only (No Fake, No Exploit)

[cam95anonymous]

that tank is probly frusrated as hell wen he's chasing you around the plane for 16 minutes

[DarkorbitPikkuTurpa5]

how u get thirdperson in singleplayer? i used thirdperson in console but i dont get it

[Smaschge]

@DarkorbitPikkuTurpa5 wow. i have to look. i bind a key in the autoexec: bind "F9" "thirdpersonshoulder; togglezoom" The togglezoom is for mouswheel toggle. but might not work alone. idk. and it may be that it is only allowed in demoreplays. that video is a demo i recorded and it is played as replay in 3rd p view. i played it in First person mode, recorded and then rewatched it in 3rd person. with F9.

[counterkick45]

zoey fail from killing bill louis and francess......

[powerkill2580]

do u mean woman vs tank??

[Smaschge]

@powerkill2580 :-) Yes, i totally forget about this. of course it is woman vs tank. lol

[powerkill2580]

@Smaschge ya haha i noticed in the begining. is it posiable to change the name to woMAN vs. tank. lol :)

[jokerlucas95]

Smoker FAIL

[jokerlucas95]

Left 4 Chipmunks FAIL!!!

[mrchrismania]

lol speed the videos up is funny

[undeadsos5]

awesome vid ill try this out soon btw where u from?

[Smaschge]

@undeadsos5 Germany

[ajendra456]

u sound like the guy in ownage prank calls

[MindlessSelfGuitar]

you sound like steve brule

[Smaschge]

@MindlessSelfGuitar LOL. You really think?

[MindlessSelfGuitar]

@Smaschge yeah. he's funny. do you know who he is?

[Smaschge]

@MindlessSelfGuitar yes, i think he is the guy from ricky bobby and other films, but i dont know his stand up shows.

[MindlessSelfGuitar]

@Smaschge

yeah. he's from taledega nights, step brothers, & check it out. so yeah. your voice is cool lol

[thechickenboy123]

i think that tank was thinking what was hitting me

[crapi4got]

smoker...always wins...ALWAYS!

[rawrSxErawr]

So basically, what you did was barely shoot the tank, and wait for him to die... cause yaknow his health is constantly going down on its own.. so yeah not impressive.

[Smaschge]

@rawrSxErawr

yeah exactly. Dont know where you got this miss-information from, but that is definitely wrong. Perhaps you should read some more stuff before complaining.

[Jazzinator1234567890]

@rawrSxErawr the tanks healt doesnt constantly go down ... where did you get that idea? When the tank is on fire, yes it constantly goes down, but without that it doesnt.

oh and lets see you get expert man vs tank achievement, no glitches, exploits, or cheats.

[rawrSxErawr]

@Jazzinator1234567890 Cool story bor, now why don't you look up how the jesus room used to work on "no mercy" and then try telling me that the tanks health doesn't constantly decrease. Or better yet add up the damage that is done to a tank and I gaurentee it wont be an even number. Most likely like 8956 or some shit. You guys know so little about a game you play way to much lolol

[Jazzinator1234567890]

@rawrSxErawr ive seen the jesus room at no mercy the tank goes away after a while because if it doesnt attack it disappears and there is set health for a tank, its 3000 on easy ( i think) and the reason you can go over is because the bullets are usually coming fom a shotgun or assault rifle or something so more hit than necessary. If youve ever crowned a witch look at its damage, do it again and see the difference.

[rawrSxErawr]

@Jazzinator1234567890 Lol it doesn't go away, it says [Tank Death] and when you crown a with it does the exact amount of damage it takes to kill her. A tank has HP ranging from 4000-8000 depending on difficulty and you can't go over his HP, you go under it because his HP is constantly draining.

[Smaschge]

@rawrSxErawr so, every time you kill a witch you see the same damage number? I guess u played the game 2 times. and you can go over hp. in my vid i did like 8027 damage about. and people crown easy witches with over 1111 damage. and jesus room is (as name says) something special. infected barely go in. its for untouchables. and my vid is real, because i got the achievement. so i agree with jazz.

[rawrSxErawr]

@Smaschge BLAH BLAH BLAH IDGAF. THE DAMAGE DRAINS PERIOD, IT'S A FACT GO TO THE L4D WEBSTIE, WRITE AN EMAIL TO SOMEONE WHO MADE THE GAME (THEY WILL KNOW THIS TOO) THEN WHEN THEY TELL YOU I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE SADLY WRONG, CHECK YOUR PANTS FOR BRICKS.

[Smaschge]

@rawrSxErawr haha, your quite funny. So i got the achievement. ic checked it. And so you say, when all 4 survivors run away fromt ank and he dies, all 4 get the achievement, that they killed the tank on there own? Sounds idiotic?! Well at least i know that it didnt drain, i checked the game infos while playing. so i dont care, i know that in my vid i am right with what i am writing in description.

[rawrSxErawr]

@Smaschge cannot english understand broken your.

[Jazzinator1234567890]

@rawrSxErawr 1 thats the best come back ever //sarcasm//

2 play versus mode, when you are the tank, youre health is constant until the survivors get to you

[rawrSxErawr]

@Jazzinator1234567890 Oh so you're saying that the versus mode is exactly the same as the campain mode? I see. Now it all makes sense e.e

[Smaschge]

@rawrSxErawr Well whats the matter. I did my vid for some reason:

1. the usual guide is weak, because it uses commands.

2. I wanted to show that it is easily done on expert, and i say in my comment that it is a boring but flawless way.

3. i checked my demo and it told me, that i did over 8000 damage with several 100 bullets. so at least in my vid there was no hp draining or it didnt matter.

That are my points. and i think we can stop here. so.pls make a video about the hp drain and post. bye

[Smaschge]

@Jazzinator1234567890 you are right. i think he is angry and perhaps a little one. And he realizes that his argumentation is not conclusive. Why shall i take so long for a fake achievement? he doesnt get the clue. :-)

[rawrSxErawr]

@Smaschge You go the achievement, we all see this. but you did it in a lame way. And your english needs mad work son.

[Smaschge]

@rawrSxErawr yes. hm. so you found out, that i am not a native speaker. and i dont care about errors in my writing and i dont control. its just youtube and no curriculum vitae. And if this is the lame way, to do it without pussy-like switching the difficulty or using noclip what exactly is the cool way (except for the one who did it in survival)??? I mean: do you really think the roosterteeth way is cooler??? the top hits are almost all the easy stuff with shotgun.

[vinirenart]

long awesome

[Smaschge]

OMG!! OMG!! OMFG!!

Thank you guys!! 1000 Clicks! :-D

[TheCrimsonMelody]

I did same thing but yours was much more impressive because I set tank on fire 1st so i didn't do much... smoker got me too...

[Lockout0]

why are you yousing pistols

[Smaschge]

Because other weapons are to easy, even on expert.

I wanted to show, that most of the Man vs Tank Guides here, are stupid, because they activate cheats or stuff. And you dont have to do it. You can do it proudly without being a douchebag in gaming. :-)

[hb124465]

dude,how you get sound for shotgun in left 4 dead and can tell me how you get thirdperson

[Smaschge]

dont understand, sound for Shotgun is on. i record with demo /record command. and then you can play with the ingame player and convert by programs like "Fraps" third person is a command too. but i dont know now. i didnt play for a long time. I recommend to google steampowered+left4dead and then look in the threads, there are good posts for videos.

[ultraanime]

all man vs. tank guides ive seen has never used cheats mostly just 1 vs 1 with tank in an open area

[Smaschge]

lol,

1. there are some vids, where cheats are used, but thats ok. Some like it.

2. almost every achievement guid is using console to switch difficulty (not really a cheat but not played out of the game) because otherwise it is almost impossible to do it on your own (how to kill bots on easy?)

3. This is on expert mode. most guides are the easy way.

[hiii1337]

ok i know u got ownage!

but dude wen u recorded the demo wat did u do after to get the video up on youtube cuz i have demos saved but i can play them out of the game.. wut shuld i do?

[Smaschge]

its long ago.

i think you can check out and google steampowered+left4dead and look in the threads. there are some tipps and commands for videos. Another possibility is a tool/prog. like Fraps. google this. This is often used for replays on youtube.

[greenpower444]

The plane pilots are probably like WTF???

[IVI4V3R1CK]

All that work to be taken by a smoker :( Good work!

[Smaschge]

HaHa, Damn smokers, so cruel if fighting alone^^. Hate them. Wish I could have gone finishing the map to get the achievement for that too.

[ShiningWonder]

Man, your finger must really ache. Lol.

[Smaschge]

lol, it was 325 hits with the pistols i think. yes it hurts. after a few hours.

[Zehspyisaspy]

yea but remember you mustev missed a few =)

[Smaschge]

Right, perhaps you can count them ;-)

[4LackOfaBetterNam3]

wait, i am probably missing something, but your not using a pistol...

[Smaschge]

Hm, how long did you watch this vid? i start with auto shotty. but as soon as tank arrives i switch to pistols. Could have done all with pistols, but would have taken 50 tries.

And of course you can quote me. It would be a pleasure for me :D

[Smaschge]

Switch to Dual Pistols at 1:25 i mention it in the information.

[Smaschge]

And please make your rating ;-)

[cbnunya]

watch longer until theres a tank man.

[wkdw1ll1ams]

hey at 0:37 the video stops for me

[Smaschge]

Hm, Sorry, but when friends are watching it works. perhaps u have to watch in worse quality.

Try again. it should work.

[kroniick]

god damn! ur a hero! but if u receieved a concrete ur done! but i'll try that! nice nice btw what program did u use to capture this? thx bro!

[Smaschge]

Yes, u have to do it perfectly (not getting hit). Its been recorded with normal demo command ingame. And then a friend captured with Fraps, i think. was terrible complex, because i play on laptop and so sound and stuff didnt work. but Fraps is ok. (For more infos look at the steampowered web page)

[GotenksSSJ2]

Cool technique to achieve this one =)

[Smaschge]

ThX, buddy! :-)