NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)

[zeichnete]

I think he's saying juice head?

[akser360]

Fuck a jar of Vaseline. Check.

[TheTanyaBabey]

Wow, i found this song from a friend whos 10. Where the hell did she find this stuff LOL

Its good though and good lyrics btw

[BobNThat]

Are they saying Jizz-head at the end?

[PunkRockCovers]

Fat Mike says fuck fans of blink 182, that's illegal if you were born in '83. The song is released in 2001 so 2011-1983 = 18. Since 90% of blink 182 fans are teenagers it's illegal to fuck them if your older. That's what i think of that line.

[batarajarock]

BUT BEFORE YOU FUCK IT ALL...GO FUCK YOURSELF..!!!

[SUPERDORK06]

i like blink 182.

[R0ckAndRave]

I think i just found my new favorite band

[punklink1]

@R0ckAndRave yes, yes you have now BOW TO THE GODS KNOWN AS MELVIN, FAT MIKE, SMELLY, AND EL HEFFE

[rocketboy375]

I love NOFX, I love blink-182. Fat Mike and Mark Hoppus are good friends tbh fuckers! this was done as a joke xD

[whatupmaaan]

@rocketboy375 NO WAY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SERIOUS SONG hahaahahahaha

[rocketboy375]

@whatupmaaan I know, it's obvious. I was just explaining it to the people that aren't so smart

[dimitrioudaputa]

11 people dislike this music

11 fans of emo blink 182

[rocketboy375]

@dimitrioudaputa blink are not emo, they are pop punk

[dsdjkk]

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIICEEEE HEEADD

[hoiaroam]

Listen to NOFX's version of "I want you to want me" and then listen to this song. It's just awesome how they can both be put together in a funny way.

[reginaldfartington]

@hoiaroam That's not NOFX... It's Propagandhi. It's on their first album titled "How to clean everything"

[hoiaroam]

@reginaldfartington hahaha well, either way. Just put one song after another one, and it sounds pretty weird and funny :P

[bassmonkey89]

My old fuck song with my ex was by blink 182

[sk8t3xas]

JUICE HEAD

[Demonchild6763]

Thumbs up if you pictured yourself fucking everything mentioned in this song... i did. Until i got to the part about fucking myself O.0

[TheFavoriteShot]

Holy shit this EP cover.

Any Bad Religion fans notice it?

[AlmostaFlipinSkater]

@TheFavoriteShot

yea. i think all nofx fans are bad religion fans as well

[DarkPassenger90]

most blink 182 fans a are legal now so i think its alright

[vampiro1216]

And this song is why you and your friends should like NOFX. XD

[kkami182]

I'm a fan of blink-182 and i think this song is so rad!

[RockinRustle]

Fuck Fans of You Know Who (Justin Bieber) But That's Illegal If You Were Born In '93

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@RockinRustle No it's not. That makes you just the right age. lol

[NOfuckinFX]

dont forget to fuck yourself

[SheVczyk]

This song is awesome, but old Blink was fucking good, new blink sucks.

[jclar8883343]

@SheVczyk thats a joke most people get pissy about fuck blink but not everything else

[nofx1990ue]

haha right, blink 182 best pussy band 4-ever

[UnderATEdANARCHIST]

haha blink sux

[Sabri182]

i love nofx, and i love blink, i love fat mike and i love tom delonge... but tom delonge can break fat mikes ass anytime he wants, stupid fat mike, hated that line u.u... anyway love the song :D fuck the idiots that say thumbs up.

[306ness]

@Sabri182 holy shit people still listen to blink 182?

[rancidbass]

@Sabri182 I like you. Your dumb, but that's okay because you make me laugh. Y'all is just ignant dawg.

[yourstroolly]

@rancidbass ...dumb people rule. It's the stupid people you have to watch out for.

[summerofska]

@Sabri182 yea blink sucks.

[JAD3889]

Charlie Sheen heard about this song.

[InTheRed23]

@JAD3889 hahahahahahaha nice!!

[santiagorickjohn]

all the blink 182 fans !

fuck your self ! l0l !

if your n0t contented fuck your

m0m with a jar of vaseline !

[theJorisM]

I'm a blink 182 fan

FUCK ME! lol

[dismo77]

@theJorisM ditto

[LaughingatpainUSAway]

Live long..Surfer Ep

[ilovechairmanmeow]

"Fuck the front door fuck the back, fuck the good girl with the knack. No phalanges, no knobby knees to knock."

[pughparkour]

@ilovechairmanmeow .... my GOD. HOLY SHIT!

[yankeessuck1138]

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!! LOL

[yankeessuck1138]

i luv blink 182

[indoom666]

@yankeessuck1138 k

[therealCanablisS]

pile of fucknuts in here hahah my my

[JimmySmithNCK]

NOFX is fucking horrible. Especially when people think that they are "Punk" your the type of fucking scum bags who go to warped tour with your fucking chuck taylors all sharpied up wearing an anti flag shirt. All of you idiots who like this band need to fuck off and listen to real punk music who's lyrics that actually mean something. Why don't you try Antischism, Aus-Rotten,Crass,Broadways,or Dropdead then tell me how "Punk" these guys are.

[woikster]

@JimmySmithNCK you're retarded, nofx has plenty of songs with lyrics "that actually mean something." franco-unamerican, the decline, and the idiots are taking over are a few examples. oh, and by the way, crass blows.

[MurderRouge]

@JimmySmithNCK Jesus Christ you sound like a fucking poser. Listen to you, telling people they aren't punk if they don't like your favorites. People can like whatever they want, that's part of being punk, too. Fucking fake asshole.

[kickenwing30]

@JimmySmithNCK rofl, the bands you mentioned are stuck up snobs who think they're the real punks, when they're just bullies and violent pricks. Bands like Nofx, BR, Pennywise, Strung Out, Minor Threat, Fugazi and Good Riddance, not that bullshit.

[ilovechairmanmeow]

@JimmySmithNCK I knew kids like you in high school. Soon you will get into metal, then hardcore, then experimental noise, then post hardcore, then jazz, then myriad of indie genres. Then you will get on myspace or facebook or whatever social network you decide to whore yourself out on, and admit you love NoFx, because they will still be current and innovative, not juvenile and formulaic like the shit you listen to. P.S Fuck Fat Mike for being a hypocrite and doing coke. YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S FROM!

[SensoryTheater07]

@ilovechairmanmeow How is Fat Mike a hypocrite for doing coke? I'm confused...

[ilovechairmanmeow]

@SensoryTheater07 As politically aware as fat mike claims to be, speaking out against globalization and slave labor, then doing coke... c'mon. where do you think coke comes from? Fair trade unionized farmers? Hell no. It's slave labor, often children, who manufacture that shit. There's no way he doesn't know this unless he really hasn't done all the political research he claimed to in Franco Unamerican. So he's either a liar or a hypocrite, probably both.

[Marty062006]

Is that "She said" bit supposed to be from Breed?

[idleidol13]

@Marty062006 he's saying Juicehead. it's the name of song. I thought he was jizz head for the longest time lol.

[konradhoernke]

What does it matter if they say fuck blink-182 or their fans. They fucking suck anyways. HAHAHA!

[sonofswan]

this is two songs

[iluvmyveedub]

My "Surfer" 45 and this song are the only reason I don't get shit for bringing my turntable to work.

[04rH182]

If oyu say Blink 182 is punk... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

[woody4114]

@04rH182 i say they are. and you can go fuck yourself.

[jaiidelonge182]

@04rH182

Fuck that, Blink aren't punk for fucking shit! Why the fuck would someone say that? Don't get me wrong, I'm probably Blink's biggest fan around, spending a fortune on their Flyswatter EP and maintaining it, but WTF? At best, I'd call Blink punk rock, but they're more on the skate side, or now alternrock. The Clash, The Ramones, The Descendants, that's punk! Although not punk, Blink made their own genre out of it and had major success.

[PilotDownhill]

I agree with fat mike on hating blink fans but blink 182 is awesome cause they are the best pop punk band ever..... but do attract faggot fans

[cormac71]

@PilotDownhill blink fans are faggots unless they like NOFX

[PilotDownhill]

@cormac71 agreed. people only have a problem with blink because of their fans and because they call themselves punk but they are pop punk. i like them for the pop punk shit and no1 can have a problem with that (unless they hate pop punk)

[cormac71]

@PilotDownhill yea blink and nofx my two favourite bands, however I agree blink do have many weird fans. Unless they listen to bands like NOFX Rancid and so on, or they are 10 years old, they think blink is punk.

[ilovechairmanmeow]

@cormac71 I'm a faggot and all I can say is, I know why they call him "fat mike". Tom DeLONG is a misnomer though.

[Sk8AndDestr0y]

@PilotDownhill i think blink is funny beacaus they suck on stage but got anyway a lot of fans .. one similarity to nofx :D

[PutoSCP]

6 people dislike this video

1 jew

1 a cop

1 a midget

1 elf

1 dwarf

1 chris cringle

[Chrommus]

@PutoSCP this was the best comment.

[tmsplltrs]

@PutoSCP

haha finally a clever comment about the dislike bar

[JohnnyQuestEatsCats]

@PutoSCP ahhahaha

[GirlPeaceMaker]

@PutoSCP um Portugues que ouça musica de geito! Amen

[PutoSCP]

@GirlPeaceMaker nem mais hahahah , punk rock está nas veias

[rverdelli]

@PutoSCP Now they're 9 so I think Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge and Travis Barker saw this video

[monkey93748]

@PutoSCP and the rests of the dislikes are the fans of blink 182 LOL! XD

[HcDorfKind]

@PutoSCP 1 one blink 1fuck8gay2 guy!

[rocketboy375]

@HcDorfKind fuck you

[00639productions]

Fuck blink-182 and their fans, no truer words have been said.

[therealCanablisS]

juice head is a term for ppl who like simulaants ,,speed CmETH

[GrimHellscream]

@therealCanablisS juice heads like steroids buddy

[samsosupersexy]

hmmmm like? i love, fuck criss cringle with an elf

[numnutth]

blink 182 (at least their old stuff) sounds exactly like every single pop punk band i've ever heard. and now, because for some reason they got really big, all these stupid little fucks think they own/created the genre.

[bla19234]

Oahhh im muslim and Blink 182 fan and NOFX fan :o

-.-

xDD

;)

[qUiZzL3R]

Blink 182 sucks fat cock.

[hitoco9]

this song is my ringtone... my mom smacked me for it! : D LOL

[blink182best]

:-O

Blink 182 ist geil :D

[gaaratachi]

Totally thought he was saying jizz hand

[erpunketo]

go fuck yourseeeeeeeeeelfffffff!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[therealCanablisS]

juice head!!!

[Melansimo]

@therealCanablisS haha hes saying jizz head! haha

[therealCanablisS]

@Melansimo naw hes not actually its listed on the suffer album as juice head look it up ,, Side A ill copy paste it ,,, im never usually right abut anything so i gotta enjoy the moment loolol ,,,,peAce

"Fun Things to Fuck (If You're a Winner)"

"Juice Head"

"Three on Speed"

"New Happy Birthday Song"

"Talking 'Bout Yo Momma"

"Party Enema"

"Can't Get the Stink Out"

[Melansimo]

@therealCanablisS haha weird, you can clearly hear jizz near the end, crazy

[ASBOViking]

but before you fuck it all...........

[hereforthechicks]

splurt splurt splurt. i just fucked this little comment box.

[goatyboy2007]

This is probably the coolest thing NOFX ever released.. i think it was around 2002/3 .. Fat Mike wanted the songs to sound like his favorite punk records.... sloppy

[dagginsful]

i'm a die hard blink fan and i still like this song so. it shouldn't be taken so seriously.

and usually the people who diss blink are the ones who didn't listen to their stuff before enema of the state.

go buy buddha, chesire cat, and dude ranch. you'll love it i promise.

[lunchbox455]

If you're a fan of Blink 182 you should probably kill yourself.

[dagginsful]

why do you care?

[Fastball2000]

Greatest song on Earth!!!

[G420S]

@Fastball2000 It is rather epic!!!!

[RazekQwaser]

''Fuck fans of Blink 182''

...the best line of the song xD

[bla556]

it's not that nofx says "fuck blink!", but just using their many under-age fans for a little joke, why is everybody taking it so damn seriously?

no one cares about fuck a muslim or fuck a jew, but everybody's bithcing about the blink line...it's a joke song and i guess everybody knows it?

[ADTNMusic]

I like both Blink and NOFX and i thought line was clever and catchy i actually found my self singing for days after graet song lol

[Messengerofthesages]

@bla556 it does cause blink sucks!;)

[rissx]

@bla556 blink 182 is my favorite band yet i still love this song. because nofx is probably second or 3rd on that list.........

[Sk8AndDestr0y]

@bla556 yeah everyone should know it because blink and nofx are friends ..but hey i think it's a good thing that people don't care about muslims or jews :DDD

[shafer0292]

@bla556 its only illegal in 83. ;] when nofx became a band

[yourstroolly]

@bla556 ...fat mike is a jew...so go fuck yourself juicehead

jew said

[killer1055]

fuck a calzone with pepperoni lol

[crazyflame93]

Blink 182 is fucking sell outs. NOFX is where it's at! It's all about the music and having the most fun!

[ernestolibra]

fuck u haters..u cant even understand wat the fuck ur saying!!!make some sense please!!!

[ballaboy5000]

I still like Blink simply because I've been listening to them since I was 5ish. But I'm a HxC, Ska, Thrash and Punk fan, and I know my place in music.

Anyway, this song is that kind of song you just want to blast in a Temple, Sinigogue, Shrine or Church. This and Seeing Double At The Triple Rock should be blasted in a Church.

[willmore94]

yeah play it and you l be banned form the church lik me when i played silpknot mistakly and not this :s oh yeah one more thing make sure you do it when the whole neighbourhood is in there :D

[therealCanablisS]

@willmore94 banned fr church eh lol u bad boy lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[tzigmark]

nofx rocks. but and blink are very good,btw nc song !!!

[circuitbanana]

they forgot to add "JIZZHEAD" in the subtitles.

[gingerdrivebum]

its juicehead

[circuitbanana]

ah really? cool i didn't know that, i've never looked up lyrics or anything...still, they forgot to add it

[therealCanablisS]

@circuitbanana its juice head clearly labelled on album

[mouahahahoh]

hey ! blink 182 roxx

don't kill me XDDD

[Dittatore22]

Why NOFX fucked fans of Blink 182?

(they fucked me too!)

[cobainbullet182]

well, although i love blink this song makes me want to fuck it as well.

NOFX is amazing.

fuck yesss!

[Flintytints]

Since when has NOFX been on the radio? Oh and Green Day is on the radio all the fuckin' time. At least Fat Mike has a sense of humor about shit. Green Day hasn't been good since the 90's.

[nockturnal13]

@Flintytints Greenday was good ?? when was this ??

[juggabong]

@Flintytints fuck yeah dude! good ducking point!

[vampire131313]

@Flintytints That's all right Billie Joe hates you too

[Zildjianownsabianaha]

@Flintytints Green Day are god. like NOFX , rancid, pennywise and all other fucking punk rock bands

[punklover99]

if you dont like them then why have there songs

[fliptheskye]

fricken love this song.

[SonicWorldwide123654]

THIS IS FUCKING LEDGANRY LOL

[ROBattles]

There is nothing wrong with the pop punk genre.

NOFX is pop punk too. Or skate punk maybe.

Most punks don't understand because they're close-minded and immature.

[JPNOFX]

NOFX aint pop punk --'

[therealCanablisS]

@JPNOFX  deff not

[5e4r6t]

skate punk fo sure not pop punk

[shinkengatsxa]

they are poppy but they are not pop, look up the definition. Pop would be something easilly accepted by POP culture and the mainstream, like GreenDay

[JaviVSloquendos]

LOL

[JPNOFX]

You look so stupid when you say that blink182 put a very good name on punk rock.

NOFX Rocks and screw all poppy bands like blink182

[alwaysblinkin182]

im really only talking about old blink... the fact that new blink sold out is putting a bad name on punk rock.

[thechissjedi]

Amen, my friend.

[TheMotherDudes]

You put "Juicehead" in there too nice, both good songs.

[HANK0000]

Why the hell is everyone arguing about what's punk and what's not? If you don't like a band just say in your opinion they suck, but don't troll, don't say they aren't punk. And if you like them say they are good in your opinion, but don't say they are good because they are punk! I don't really like Blink 182, but who knows, maybe their old stuff was good, I haven't looked into it, but who cares if it's punk. The fact that it is punk doesn't make it good. Like Skrewdriver was punk, but not good.

[alwaysblinkin182]

very good point.... i love blink and nofx, and ya old blink is the best, you should deff. the cd chesire cat.... you will love it if u like nofx.

[OtakuDolly]

You poor poor high schoolers =[

[mammspojke]

Hahaha, you gotta love these guys!

[xxmissphittxx]

omg if anybody has this as their ringtone, or any other nofx as their ringtone, PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING if you send it to me

ill give you my numberr ina message

sendsendsend<33

[demon4411]

I hate Blink cos face it, there songs are queer!

[freakmetube]

blink 182 rulez?

:P

[blakefoster937]

why isnt jizzhead written? thats what hes saying at the end right?

[heffash]

juicehead

[woikster]

jizzhead

[uptheirons82582]

Naw, its track 2 called "Juicehead"

[COFLordAbortionCOF]

People rip on blink 182 cause of their last album before they split up..It was fucking awful..

Blink was only good in their early days..Take off your pants and jacket was their last good album..the other 1 or 2 after it sucks royally...

[RuFiOPx]

Fuck yea dude finally someone else here thinks blinks last album sucked and yes they were only good when they realesed their first albums

[COFLordAbortionCOF]

:D :D hahahah

[heffash]

No, they were always bad. Nothing as shitty as bunch of 30 year olds singing about being a teenager. They knew the music they were writing was for 13 year olds...

[Tmuney830]

Blink 182's earlier stuff was written when they were like 19-20.... Buddah-TOYPAJ is really good... at least i think so

[im4ge22]

they still suck and thetr so called punk is bullshit it sucks dick

[Filipe191]

Dont call blink 182 punk cuz that aint punk.

U are badmouthing punk

[im4ge22]

notice how i said "so called punk"

[sk8erboi4321]

blinks punk.wow the world didn't explode and the punk rock gods didnt strike me with lighting!u see it can be done.u guys make punk rock seem like a religion.its a music genre and way of thinking.i think nofx and blink both do a godo job of it.blink just more mainstream.hell the clash back i nthe day were more mainstream then blink.does that mean the clash arent punk?

[preshadrop2007]

fuck fans of blink182. blink182 = backstreet boys with guitars.

[sk8erboi4321]

way to go.u basicly sad fuck almost half the fans of nofx.obviously u dont know shit bout nuttin do ya.

[preshadrop2007]

lol thanks for outing yourself as a idiot and championchip level retard with your reply, it saved me some effort.

[sk8erboi4321]

im glad to be a idiot.least i aint so hateful towards people thats different then me.world would be more peaceful and better without people like ya.might make less arguements