Ridiculous Insurance Commercial

[insurancegame]

Scam insurance companies send people running to lawyers.

[povilasbacevicius]

that's what happens to the people that wanna get out of the deal with this insurance company

[yoshinibble123]

I love how he says 'disabilityfortherestofyourlif­e'.

[Riffer16]

I heard nothing. Only bang bang boom boom.

[blujay1524]

did anyone else see those explosions in the background?

[hoosierhiver]

or in Tripoli call 1-800- GO REBEL

[mdhookey]

Michael Bay's commercial directorial debut.

[blujay1524]

@mdhookey you're an unoriginal ass-face you stole this joke from the guy above... fag

[mdhookey]

@blujay1524

Thanks for the homophobic comment. No wonder you're a Republican.

[difficultsyllables]

You know what? I'm calling this number, He seems like a cool guy

[whaowman]

Cool guys don't look explosions. They just talk about injuries front of it.

[kd4pba]

Is this the number to call for the CHiPS accident settlements?

[TheHcomment]

did mr bay made this ad?

[ToastyDaMosty]

Mike Haggar Mustache 

[634devil]

BOOM!

[SLAPCHOPshamwow]

Dirty Harry does insurance? 

[StephenArgonneProd]

LOL I saw this commercial when it first aired. I'm glad I found it again xD

[burchified]

I used this guy to sue God for giving me assburgers.

[bloodshedhexer]

This guy is my hero.

[Bonnogreen]

Here Is The Script for the Apocalypse Scene!:

Brzz listen, permanent means you live with PAIN, DISFIGUREMENT or DISABILITY for the rest of your LIFE. If you have SCARS, broken bones, BURNS, PARALYSIS or ANY permanent injury, I want to go after the CAAASH, the insurance money, the damages the LAW allows! I'm LAHHREEGRWEENAR OF BEERGERUHGREEH! 1-800-NEIN NEIN NEIN-2626! Call BEERGERUHGREEH NOW! 1-800-NEIN NEIN NEIN-2626.

[HNK222]

I think if your car's engulfed in flames and spinning like a top through the sky, you're probably beyond legal help.

[allthewayqualla]

Omg did you guys see that?! Their phone number had four 9's in a row!!!1!!11!!one!!!1

[flashvenomdesign]

permanent pain, sure, but what about decapitation and complete incineration?

[86RockandJock]

Commercial directed by Michael Bay

[figment1988]

@86RockandJock i wanted to say that, but you get a thumbs up for reading the minds of many who have watched many of MB's exaggeratedly explosive films

[123456789mischief]

somebody rear end a pinto?

[Gearheadize]

wow i live where there are!! omg lol



[dav666777]

"One eight hundred NEIN NEIN NEIN twenty-six twenty-six."

[Banminator]

VULTURO FROM HARVEY BIRDMAN

[Treetop64]

PORTER JUSTICE

ATTORNEY AT LAW

Justice is Served

[Dominic078]

mr berger!

[kxmode]

DENNY CRANE: MAN OF ACTION!

[AmazingGamer333]

If I lived through that, I would call him

[kevblucole]

This almost looks like a preview for a new action flick. Hilarious!

[Banminator]

Vulturo from "Harvey Birdman; Attorney at lay"

[potatoyumyum89]

who would listen to the stuff he's sayin if theres a whole bunch of explosions and fire in the da back?

[mothervideos]

I hope I dont get injured in an explosion

[mothervideos]

I hope I dont get injured in an explosion

[themonsterenergy11]

We don't need a attorney we need a priest

[mrchuckmorris]

This dude's prolly in charge of insurance for the Transformers series.

[MrUser23456]

I'm from British Columbia in Canada and for some reason I get a lot of stations from Georgia and I see commercials like this everyday

[GrandPoobahChuckyB]

@MrUser23456 weird

[bojanks15]

lol thats great

[MrFukinfantastic]

These commercials are always on in pittsburgh! When I see them I make it a priority to emphasize every third word just like he does my entire day!

[GraveyardDave19]

omfg

[MetalMario03]

Berger & Green, help for those in botched action movie stunts.

[trevjamsey]

Jeez I don't I'd need a very good lawyer to sue someone for this nuclear holocaust

[koolwalla]

radiation from nuclear explosions!

[idbeholda1]

I want to go after the CASH.. the INSURANCE MONEY... THE DAMAGES THE LAW ALLOWS... hum LURRUHGREENUH BHURGUHRGREEN!

[dethklok6511]

we need a preist!

[Arcane1Soldier]

@dethklok6511 LMFAO good one

[TheZeldaMan10]

O_o Looked liked the apocalypse was going on behind him and he didn't care or notice.

[sneskegagama]

this will always be funny.

[Ne0nLobster]

Oh, I'm sorry... was that guy talking?

[Patsbug66]

why are all the classic in chicago Xd eagleman, victory auto wreckers, and this one LOL

[macarion]

0:15 I'm LARIGREE NABURGERGREEN

[someancreek1]

@macarion LOL

[AbuKinanYE]

Borat's father!

[MrZemangalho]

look at him, is he standing in hell at 0:20? well, he is a lawyer

[Banminator]

He talks like Vulturo from Harvey Birdman; attorney at law.

[poodlesheep]

doesn't help that he sounds like steve brule

[wookiewacker5]

I love how he emphasises random letters in the words he says

[oftfrfbfgeah]

better than transformers

[hellotelephone1]

the background is just showing what will happen to you and your car if you DONT call this insurance firm. They will blow.you.up.!!

[2MuchGanja]

i don think any1 would survive a nuclear explosion, especially in a 2 cm vicinity. in a wrecked '70s american car o_O

[RageFire12]

What was he saying? All I saw was exploding cars!

[Tripo1iSamson]

The explosions really bring out that guy's mustache.

[neonimages]

WTF with the background 0.0

[hsoms1]

oooooooo the humanity

[Rooshman]

So let me understand this. This law firm will represent stuntmen driving old cars over ramps and through explosive fireballs. Not much by way of damages to be gained there. Now if they sued the barber that failed to trim his moustache...THAT would be one hell of a case!

[F19HORNET123]

Was that my Dad's car?

[F19HORNET123]

The car owners probably sued the creator

[F19HORNET123]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[cryscars]

LOL, what a JOKE. This isn't a commercial for insurance for people in car accidents. This looks more like a movie trailer! Pain, scars, disability & suffering? That WON'T be a PROBLEM, because nobody in those cars would survive to HAVE those problems! LOL, overkill ridiculous!! :-D

[jerseydrew2010]

well im sure if your in one of those cars in that clip the lawyer will be the least of your problem

[DAJ01]

"Larry! LARRY! Shut up and get out of the way, I'm trying to watch Carmageddon!"

[CarnifaxMachine]

I'M LARRYGREENERBURGURENGREEN.

[canwejustgo]

one call thats all....theres my wreck wheres my check????? LMGDAO

[MadeOfTheEpicWin]

If you live through the nuclear holocoast in the background, you don't need to see a Lawyer, you need to see a priest. - Ray William Johnson XD

[armywalaby]

Is he drunk?

[Worldsfunniestpics]

one-atehundred-neinneinnein-26­26

[soccermomd00d]

I wonder if the driver of that car gee dub-lee eye'd.

[brunobliss]

0:12 the damages the "LOLhouse"

[CCaslopea]

LLL

[biggestROHfan6391]

how would you go after the CASH! :13 lmfao

This commercial is way too funny

[IAMSPLITTONGUE]

groundbreaking riveting! im voting this five stars ooo wait we dont have that here nomore! lol

[JMS06723]

that fucker is dead he wont be dialing anything lol

[kuldanek]

boogerbrain?

[fiscornioman]

*Morality not included.

[RockoJulian]

People will look at this commercial and think "I doubt that is ever going to happen to me in my car, besides, if it did, I'd be dead. Therefore, whats the point of calling this number?"

[brunobliss]

0:15 I'm Larrygator Burger Gree?

[metalzaki]

@brunobliss Pretty much

[marineman1996]

this is fake and gay i live in the area where his commericals play all the time

[Legboy1129]

Micheal Bay's job after college

[taliaferrora]

hahahahhahahah reminds me of Dr. Steve Brule look him up

[loudrockacdc]

i has this muted and imagined someone was dubbing his voice saying he ll do that to you if u dont become his client o.O

[XjesstenX]

he has exploding cars flying through the air in the background... not the typical accident if you ask me... i don't think you'll even be able to survive that to possibly consider getting compensation through a lawyer...

[gamerdude122]

Did anyone notice that he said "I want to go after the cash."? So the injured don't get shit? Well, they get the shit in two special places: The toilet and the pants.

[NYerintransit]

@gamerdude122 Evidently, he gotten so used to collecting his own fee from these lawsuits, that he no longer bothers to even make it sound like his chief motivation is compensating the person whom he's representing.

[exiplik]

@gamerdude122 hahaha

[Bobaklives]

It got your attention, and people will know him as the lawyer with that commercial, rather than the lawyer they forgot about. I guarantee he doesn't care, so long as he gets clients.

[syseral]

it looks like micheal bay or james cameron directed this commercial

[JLeVRT]

Really? An exploding car?!

[raiminimi]

im gonna call

and for God

IM GETTING MY LEGS AGAIN!!!

[Gamepopper101]

That guy intends to get compensation for dead people.

[heroicwaffles]

he is satan o_0

[Necroloyd]

Larry green BURGER green

[Xsnort58]

After that nuclear holocost, u wont need a lawer ull need a preist!!! LOL RayWillainsJonston

[SaladMan28]

oh my god

[wreckocheko]

yes it is a nuclear and HOOOOOW would u survive in there ??????????????????

[R3PR117]

wait, is that a nuke going off in the background at :23????

[wreckocheko]

PAIN wat r u sain ???? kill urself

[zayicza]

epicest video evar!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zayicza]

epicness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Legboy1129]

Michael Bay's job after college

[Hal20062b]

this used to air in 2000 in the northeastern region channels.

[Hal20062b]

2004

[Nyton]

Michael Bay before he was famous?

[bjvraider22]

@Nyton , thats funny

[woooody316]

These are on in america all the time

[Hal20062b]

2004 or 2005

[Hal20062b]

00-01?

[msvoboda]

So if there is nothing that is not on fire, i'm going to call berger and green and get the money I deserve!

[mormonjoe]

HAHAHA...what the fuck was happening in the background?!

I'm Larry Green of ...BURGER! and Green.

[Qermaq]

Offer not valid after 2012. Exceptions may apply.

[MurryScurry]

Fart

[affendreck74]

If you're injured in an apocalypse, we'll get the money you deserve.

[sirrrowan]

can't stop giggling.....that's what it looked like in the background!!!!!!

[Mineav]

Broken bones are permanent? Huh...

[jbuell311]

"If you're involved in a nuclear holocaust call Berger an green, we will reassemble your body parts and get you what's your's!"... This guy is a pyro I guarantee.

[XTheDarkDevotionX]

lol this is alright, i saw one earlier....trying to find it on youtube atm. But they said "Their more than lawyers...their human beings..."

I was rollin

[alexfanx]

BURGER GREEN

[akoustix131]

lmao @ "havoc occurring in the background"

[itemnumbernine]

To think people out there believe that shit could really go down at a moments notice. It's not easy to get a car to explode there are alot of factors that must come together.

[mezzofondo]

How about Godzilla one day? Good Lord...the flying car is classic.

[telegraphglass]

All that was missing was the mushroom cloud.

'paralysis?'.....while a flaming car spins thru the air. Completely hysterical

[audrey29tg]

wtf who can listen to him while that badass action movie is playing behind him.

[ExtremeToad123]

If you wanna see more of these ads just search "berger & green" to find their Youtube page and see more commercials. He actually looks very strange in this ad compared to the others, normally he's not wearing glasses and it's more zoomed in on his head, I'm guessing this is an older one.

[ExtremeToad123]

His name's Larry Green, he's a lawyer from western PA, and his commercials run all throughout Pittsburgh where I live. He, along with business partner Cindy Berger, run Berger & Green. Cindy has commercials too but her backgrounds are usually just a picture of Congress or some government building; Larry, on the other hand, prefers to have explosions, car crashes, etc. behind him. I always wanted him to turn around and be shocked at the horrible things he puts into his ads. :D

[brunobliss]

directed by michael bay

[blewbiu2]

LMAOOOO!

[Kamuigod2001]

@brunobliss Just needs moar lens flare

[ruthlesseazy]

wtf is his last name? lmao

[matteuklol]

some badass driving in the background

[lurch321]

I bet this guy just took footage from a Bruce Willis or AH-nuld movie for the background!

[Hygia]

Michael Bay´s commercial???

[coreyallan]

haha yes

[cinque22007]

broken bones isnt a permenent injury plus all the explosionz

[extracheeze]

'stache and flaming heaps of carnage....is there anything more pure in life?

[ethereal2007]

I feel like this commercial was directed by Michael Bay right as he came out of film school. I think we live in a pretty litigous society, where people sue for nothing, but if you're driving, and you get in an accident where you go 35 feet in the air, and then IN the air, your car f*&king explodes, well, you might have a case.

[TheEmerald92]

LOL the explosions

[astroboy1960]

Insurance? Nevermind that after any of those explosions you'd resemble a burnt marshmellow.

[VengefulCanadian]

Ya u'll need a frikkin Darth Vader suit to survive.

[seansobes]

it's not funny for the simple reason that i have seen this commercial 1000's of time on tv. i guess im just used to it.

[mooviezproductions]

AOTS FTW........... I had to look it up before i forgot the name

[imtripping23]

I just saw this on Attack of the show,congrats

[minty160]

aots....

[dirkd9000]

lol AOTs

[andease]

You know, "The Injury Lawyers" might be a good sign that they're lawyers, not insurance people.

Just saying.

[logyscott]

I wish I called this guy when my car was blown into the air in a ball of flames.

[TwoFacedCreative]

I don't believe that 999 in your phone-number could be coincidence... the true master behind this one is SATAN! The hellfires in the background confirm it...

[nonsuchfabio]

If this commercial doesn't work he's going to re-edit it to include 9/11 footage.

[clustro]

@nonsuchfabio coz watching this commercial makes me want to jump out of a window O_O

[molecularash]

motherfucker can't even say his own name

[aanndy]

he's drunk. i know that guy. always drunk .

[Ghostdog15]

I wonder what movies that from

[sisterjameela]

wth? where the heck is this? people need driving lessons over there!

If you get in an accident that bad you don't need a lawyer you need a funeral home.