Supernatural - Castiel's One Liner's

[OceanEyes379]

I can't wait until March 16th when he comes back. ♥

[TheAngelofFate17]

3:19 Cas looks so scared!!! And i love it!!!! He's so adorable!! Love him!!!!!

He's so cute "I don't understand.... why do you want me to say my name?" XD To cute!

[MrFlyfly111]

you should have seen luck LOL

[Alice19961201]

@MrFlyfly111 Luke, not "luck".

[WndRnr314]

CASS: It's their handshake.

DEAN: I don't like it.

CASS: No one likes it.

[LecrasLegend1695]

" I found a liquor store, and I drank it". Classic Castiel.

[LivingWallflower]

@sharona1981 he says Bert and Ernie are gay

[sharona1981]

@LivingWallflower Cool thanks. :)

[sharona1981]

Can anyone hear what Dean says to Cas before telling him he's not going to die a virgin? Something about him being gay?

[AkaneAngel90]

@sharona1981 he said: bert and ernie are gay

[OceanEyes379]

@sharona1981 "Let me tell you something, there are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin."

[Jimperbam]

3:20 HE LOOKS TERRIFIED AND IT'S ADORABLE. X3 <3333

[gabriel250c]

HAHAHAHA *looking a bit disappointed* "Its funnier in Enochian." Its ok Cas, I laughed lol.

[sharona1981]

"This is a den of iniquity..." I don't know why but that cracks me up EVERY time. It's all in the delivery I guess. :)

[joeypandaaa]

'I found a liquor store'

'And?'

'And I drank it'

Drunk Cas is always the best.

[fairyluce20]

Im so in love with himm!! Lol i know pretty sad, but he's so cute I would say i love all the one liner's but what highlights to me is when he is in the strip club, his voice mail makes me LOL and also when he is drunk bless him <3 I HEART MISHA COLLINS/CASTIEL! =D *faints*

[nesspinay420]

I got it from the pizza man.. Hey Ass butt!!

[emmyrossumfn101]

My friend and I call Cas the socially awkward angel. XD XD

[synieth]

Cas will be back on episode 17. Hang in there for a few more weeks Cas-lovers. :D

[imflipyo]

@synieth Seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[sonofafluffymuffin]

OHMYGOD!!! XDDD I died like, so many times. I lost count....somewhere in the low hundreds. XD I shall now say that and it will be my inside joke with Cas! >:D Or myself....>.> lmao THANK YOU!! I NEEDED this, after watching a bunch of the season 6 end and beginning of season 7 X.X This was beautiful. That man. Is like......sooo...I can't even! XD

[MichaelK1059]

"The voice says I'm almost out of minutes" Cass is Awesome - Bring Misha Back!!

[brunilda51]

its their handshake

i dont like it

nobody likes it... :)

[TheGallifrey123]

BRING CAS BACK OR I WILL RAIN DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND SMITE YOU ALLL! Love G-d :D

[jaydenceanderson]

"I'll just.....wait here then....." <3

[arkangelblue]

@macherie016 I would really really love this to happen.

[macherie016]

@arkangelblue The show is just not the same without his awesomeness :)

[macherie016]

I'm expecting Cass to suddenly reappear with a dramatic entrance, saying something totally amazing and hilarious and kick some ass.

Am I the only one?

[motunrolarulz]

I am not ... kidding .. you.

[TheLexieFTW]

Cas: I found a liquor store.

Sam: and...?

Cas: I drank it.

[brooklynbuglet]

Cas' smile makes my heart do cartwheels <3

[tennisbeast17]

Its going...down.

Oh Cas <3

[GambitUz]

castiel is coming back everyone so cheers

[cherrystylerx]

5 dislikes? really? how can someone hate him ?!

[DeanWLover24]

i miss my castiel <3. i need him back!

[Elliecat911]

LOL THE VOCIE SAYS IM ALMOST OUT OF MINUTES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[devoted2u0821]

best line ever is when he kisses meg and says learned that from the pizza guy lol

[missinglovingu]

i love how scared he looks at the strip club <3 cas lol and his voice mail is win!

[TKA001]

I think my favorite part is that fascinated look Cas gives to his own badge.

[tikzlyricsmaker]

no, he's not on any flatbread.

[shazzqsong]

Castiel is hilarious!! He doesn't know whats going on half the time, yet he always gives it a go.

[OrganizedChaos246]

Cass looks terrified at the strip club! LOL he's so cute XD

[Bettlejack]

@OrganizedChaos246 LOl! Ikr

[johnnomonno]

Love it! But I think you're missing his "I took a bus" line LOL

[Meda01]

haha, bert and ernie are gay.

[Brucesky72]

favorite line "the voice says i'm almost out of minutes!"

[nicolajo666]

I hear he's on a tortilla XD

[SerenaImara]

wuts the spisode at 1:58

[frankrizzo51]

Cupid....I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[jaundist]

this whole industry runs on absent fathers!! love that line

[corbinmichael123]

Has anyone else noticed Castiel shows up with Dean an awful lot?

[gabriel250c]

You forgot one of the funniest Cas one liners of all time. "I think we can rule out Moses as a suspect." Oh and the scene where Cas doesnt know how to do air quotes correctly lmao.

[gabriel250c]

Awww Cas made himself laugh at a not funny joke lol.

[emilylesniak26]

It's funnier in Enochian:D

[dcisabamf18]

2:20-4:26, 7:50-9:03 LMAO XD

[purtykitty4u2]

that was great, thanks for the laugh!

[hashimocca]

'' i never had occasion ok!''..

a castiel?? really??

LOL..

[zprodigy]

The voice says I'm almost out of minutes! XD

[gaarasuri]

I was just thinking too, that whole the end episode could still come to pass if sam is 'seeing' lucifer now and cas can easily be sent back as a human. him being the 'new' god would be a good reason for the real god to have him fall.

[gaarasuri]

oh I just love this video. but I do miss Cas:(

[OrganizedChaos246]

Marry me Cass? <3

[psiaura1]

Dean: is this a fight, are we in a fight?!

Castiel: This is... their handshake.

Dean: I don't like it!

Castiel: No one likes it.

[AliensExiistBlink182]

Ahahaha Castiel is a crack up :P

[kimrap12]

Only Cas can enter a brothel and not get any. ♥ you Cas! hes totally awesome, BRING HIM BACK!

[Star2Bear]

since when do cell phones have dial tones?

[Lucydolly22]

lol, i love Cas can't believe they killed him off

[theburiedgirl815]

"No. He's not on any flatbread." will always be my favorite Cas moment. I laugh so hard every single time.

[gabriel250c]

Idk why 2:26 is so hilarious to me, it wasnt meant to be funny.

[sanbi221]

@WillMakarIsMyIdol99 you should make a part 2 of this. This was a great video.

[EvanescenceROCKSS]

3:29 is just so fuckin' ADORABLE!!!!!! i love cas xD THEY NEED TO BRING HIM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKK!!!! :'(

[TheElsewhere19]

They better bring Cass back. Seriously. Not. Cool.

[FoxesNat159]

1:23 ... Pure sexual magnitism... Phwoar!

[TheMetallicat85]

I was on a bender. Did you say you were on a bender? Its not of import. Funny Cass.

[Bibliogirly]

The FBI scene is definitely my favorite.

[Phantomninj6]

bert and ernie are gay xD i know its not cass's line but its still fuckin funny

[VampireHalo1997]

HOLY SHIT!!!! CASTIAL CRACKED A SMILE WHEN HE SAID "just so u no" xDD!!! then "the voice tells me im almost out of minutes!" xDDD omg i just love Castiel! even funnier when hes drunk!!!! xDDDD

[TheNemmit]

Cas became one of my favorite television characters of all time. I'm so heart broken :'( R.I.P.

[MRStc311]

@TheNemmit SHHHHH!!!! SHHHHH!!!! Don't you DARE give up hope!!! WE CAN NOT GIVE UP HOPE!!!! >.> He has to come back. Kripke wouldn't REALLY get rid of him. He's turned into one of the most loved characters on television (in my mind, at least)...And Kripke wouldn't want a Mishamigo riot on his hands, now WOULD he...? *gives Kripke the stink-eye*

[worldends08]

First act Castiel should have done as 'God' would've been changing Cupid's "handshake."

[jujie114]

"on a bender!!!" oh cas.... :)

[myedolphins]

"These make me... very happy."

SO CUTE! :D

[tinyniel]

I love the way sarcasm is completely lost on him.

[AnakarayaRavenclaw]

"no he is not on any flatbread"

"its their handshake" *Dean* "I don't like it" "no one likes it"

"I told her that her dad didn't leave because of her, but because he hated his job at the post office"

"the voice says I am almost out of minutes"

and Finally: "its funnier in Enochian"

XD I love Cas :'D

[spnmemories]

"try new mexico i hear he's on a tortia"

"no he isnt on any flatbread"

[KissOfDoom1]

"This is their handshake."

"I don't like it."

"No one likes it."

LOL

[iitsAsHBasH]

No... he's not on any flat bread. lmao.

[mariecookie1]

I'l just... wait here then lolllll one of my favorite parts, all season included

[ReidGirl1307]

I believe that Enochian is probably a very funny language.

[elinotemerald]

Cas and I can be socially awkward together!

[ginnoveffect]

This video is funnier in Enochian. <3

[GHPanthers117]

I cried at the voicemail part because of Sams face and Cass's part

[BITE256]

4:07 cas is probably thinking " if i survive i'm gonna kill you"

[MezDespencer]

"So it's your last day on Earth....what are your plans?"

".....I thought I'd just sit here..quietly."

Oh Castiel xD

[maylin999]

poor thing....that face is priceless he looks so scared hahaha

[XxrockinglivingxX]

Dean: try New Mexico, i hear he's on a totillia!

Cas:....... No he's not on any flatbread!

Dean: -.-

[tmaisback]

Just wanted to point out that the stripper/hooker also played one of the Seven Deadly Sins: Lust. Ironic...

[SilverSaru]

Lol...the voice says I'm almost out of minutes

[emilylesniak26]

Ok this is a little embarrasing but in the season 5 finale when Lucifer killed Cass, I cried a little. But then Cass came back to life yay!

[mefford67]

Castiel has turned into my favorite character on Supernatural. It is the mix between his inability to understand human nature, confusion over popular culture and the angels usual refusal to compromise on orders clashing with Castiel's growing fondness for "his" humans that provides humor, depth, conflict and sorrow that is so fascinating to watch.

[TheRobstenlove4ever]

@mefford67 i perfectly agree with you, i'm just not sure sera gamble does :( we want cas back!!!

[OrganizedChaos246]

@mefford67 And he's gorgeous and adorable...can't forget that XD

[vamp1024]

I found a liquor store.

and?

AND I DRANK IT!

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Kr1z92]

You've reached the voice mail of

"I don't understand, why do you whant be to say my name?...Beep...Beep...Beep" LMFAO XD

[frankrizzo51]

I gave a speech at work once. I threw in the usual icebreaker joke. No one laughed. I added "It's funnier in Enochian." One person laughed. True story.

[LuvUEdwardCullen]

@frankrizzo51 u shuld've high fived tht one person!! :D

[frankrizzo51]

@LuvUEdwardCullen I did thank him for bailing me out but spent 45 minutes at lunch explaining to different people what it meant.  Yeesh!!

[LuvUEdwardCullen]

@frankrizzo51 LOL!!! some people... shuld've just said, "watch Supernatural, u'll get it then." :)

[frankrizzo51]

No comments about Cupid? That's funny as hell!

[frankrizzo51]

Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Hysterical.

[elfsara91]

"Where the hell have you been?"

"on a bender!" XD

[MsBarbiegirl09]

I love Cas =) hes so cute when he gets confused. "I dont understand that referance" its hard to believe Misha, a funny guy, can be so serious around Jensen and Jared xD how do they ever get things done on set lol

[EliExtraordinary]

oh sweet jesus, the look at 1:23. <3

[FoxesNat159]

@EliExtraordinary Phwoar <3

[smalltowngamers]

"I don't like it."

"No one likes it."

Every time. :)

[superfireworks3]

'No, he's not on any flatbread." That kills me everytime!!

[PurpleHillSeeker]

4:55 he used hus Misha voice

[supernaturalangel1]

"ON A BENDER!".....ha ha ha

[JCpr0ducti0nz]

lol i can't imagine castiel being practically the seize of the chrysler building, fucking a little blonde chick lmao

[kamwrites]

Best in show.

[bittersweet2311]

huggie bear?

[TooCoolforschool1000]

@bittersweet2311 it's a refrence to a pimp in Starsky and Hutch that occasionly helped the main characters.

[slitmyredwristsblack]

"I found a liquor store"

"and?"

"I drank it" xDD

[Griffinltd]

"Last night on earth, what are you plans?"

Just thought I'd sit here quietly."

Hahahahahahaha

[Lipixii]

Which season and episode is that where Dean is getting women for Cas? I love Cas :) he's the best thing in the show!

[2398Sarah]

the background at 7:23 ahaha

[BlackFire686]

this video just makes me even more mad at season 6 finale , and more anxious for season 7 .

[Sovocraine]

5 people has not met Cas before.

[Mickeala94]

l0l i made a deal with my now bf that he gould have my verginity and we were watching this a few days ago and aparently the way that Castiel looks at 3:19 is the exact way i lookde when my BF told me when he wanted to bring our deal in to action. l0l. I feel his pain XD

[Koru]

I never got why Castiel's virgin status was such a big deal to him--why it made him nervous.

[SupernaturalLover235]

how does Misha not crack up when he says his lines?

[mehero33]

LOL Awe, I just adore Cass, he's so funny and adorable. XD

[JameelaTiffanieMejia]

cas looks so hot when he says "im not...kidding you."

[mumurproductions]

I love Cass :D :D

[xxzizzyxx15]

"I...I don't understand.....W-Why do you want me to say my name?---beep--be-beep---"

sam *wtf-face*

oh castiel....the complexities of an answering machine....out of this world :P

[WhatUpBiatchXD]

"this isn't funny dean, the voice says im almost out of minutes" XD

oh Cas, u crack me up :D

[lizerman74]

Dean totally missed his clue when Cas looked at HIM when Dean asked what he wanted on his last day on Earth.

[RedPaganPunk]

That little eye-flick he does at 1:22 makes my knees go weak.

[0space1angel0]

These make me very happy

[ItsHighTideBabyy]

PEOPLE - Did you notice how Chuck knew who Cas was? Everyone says Chuck is god so wouldnt Cas be his son

[artlessbene]

@ItsHighTideBabyy chuck is just a prophet. he saw Cas in one of his dreams...

[ItsHighTideBabyy]

@artlessbene oh :( Forgot about that.

[TheElsewhere19]

@ItsHighTideBabyy But cass IS god.

[ItsMeRhiRhi]

"I dont understand... if the pizza delivery man truly loves this woman... why does he keep slapping her backside? Perhaps she did something wrong?"

[xxpyrosgirlxx2]

I just realized this... Did anyone think to wonder how Cas got all the burgers when Famine made him hungry? Did he just pop in to the burger joint or did he buy them somehow? Hmm....

[tsukishiroXxXamaya]

@xxpyrosgirlxx2 he probably just stole them.... <__<

[inubaka13]

I really hope we'll get to see more of Castiel's vessel. Just to see his opinion on everything and if he knows something.

[amylikespeace]

66,666 viewer, what does it mean???!

[bigproof24]

I was hoping to see the scene where he says "i'm an angel, i can stop whenever i want" when they mention his burger addiction lol

[alesogos88]

""it's going down?"" okay huggybear, don't lose him".

[1Lanavis1]

Dean enjoys corrupting Cas a bit...too much, me thinks. (ho yay goggles on)

[Isificational]

He is not Kidding you

[RoxxyBabygirl2006]

"I don't understand why--why do you want me to say my name?" LOL Sam's face is like, oh Castiel~

[aminaS17]

i love that u did this. i love castiels character n i love supernatural. fanx love

[Megalyn4]

I love this line: "Uriel is the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone!"

[Star2Bear]

i still LOVE cas even after...recent events

[ForeverInHeart410]

I love CAS!!!!! (you should watch my supernatural fan video!)

[1991NickC]

"are you drunk?"

"NO!"

...

"yess"

[TheGoodLife1707]

"this...is their handshake."

"i don't like it!" (<- hahahaha dean...)

"no one likes it."

"this isn't funny dean! the voice says i'm almost out of minutes." (<-cas, hahahaha)

....i love supernatural. <3

[JAMEZYB08]

"where the hell have you been?"

"On a bender...."

gotta love castiel :D

[xxlittledevilxx1]

awww hes so cute when hes terrified like in the brothel hahahahaha

[xxEsterr]

OMG... I;m I stupid or what haha :P

I never understood the line... this isn't funny Dean! The voice says I almost out of minutes!

I got it now haha *embarressed*

[BasketballHime]

Castiel's helplessly scared face at 3:19 is just too adorable!

[KingdomHeartsIsMyLuv]

1, bert and ernnie are gay. 2...

[JoshuaB64]

5:24?

I love Cas. I'm going to start implementing his one-liners into conversations whenever I get the chance.