The History of Yo Momma Jokes

[mpb0401]

Yo momma so fat when she left the house in high heels she came back in flip flops

[MrHafeatnburito]

Mamma's pizza

Lol

[SuperKevlang]

No one in this video thats really was there on the streets of the making of the joke rip came from the streets in the hood 1982

[CamiloSanchez1979]

Yo momma is so hot that I fucked her 30 min ago.......BAM! mothafacka ...top that shit now!..I dare you, I double dare you motha facka!...

[Yewon2001]

Yo momma is so bald when she took a shower she got brain washed!

[3760cl]

yo mama so fat when her beeper when off people thought she was backing up!!

[MischiefCON]

yo momma so FAT, the bitch jumped up in the air & got stuck

[1ring2rule3pigs]

Yo momma's so ugly, Shia La Beouf wants to fuck her!

[tobianator1]

yo mama so fat when she farted it took cranes to pick up her butt so you could hear it

[Spenser523]

hahaha!!!! Now that's pretty damn fat! :D

[marcuscole9]

look dudes yo mamma jokes come from your self its more thtn just YO MAMMA SO BIG WHEN SHE FINGER PAINT THE TABLE LOOK LIKE A TWISTER BOARD

see either you got it or you dont

[coolchiguy]

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving".

[coolchiguy]

Yo mama so fat she tripped over Walgreens, tumbled over Wal-mart, and landed right on Target!!!

[wolfhunter122]

yo mamas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

[Dan111134]

yo girlfriend so cheap when i threw her a penny for sex she gave me change.

[JaminMan500]

yo mama so stupid that she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[soccerulez9]

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

[americanguy2001]

yo momma is so stupid she needs a map to go to her bedroom ooooohhhhhhh

loooooooooooool

[chas766]

yo momma so fat...she doesn't have cellulite...she has cellu.heavy

yo momma so fat...every picture of her is a close up..

yo momma so fat...on her drivers license picture...all u see is her eyes and nose..

hear of 501 blue jeans...you momma wears 10-02's...

original ones i made up

[chivita1111]

your mom so stupid she stold free bread

[ian1740]

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

yo mama so fat she put on a raincoat and people said hey taxi

yo mama so fat she was arrested for carrying five hundred pounds of buttcrack

yo mama so fat not even dora could explore her

[crazybastard245]

yo momma so hairy, th only language she speeks is wookie

yo momma so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo momma so ugly, she makes blind kids cry

yo momma so fat, she irons her pants on the damn driveway

yo momma so short, you can see her feet on her drivers licence

yo momma so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "sorry, no proffesionals"

[stormchickx78]

yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

[ujjjol]

your mum is so black that when she goes to steal someoines house the people come down and see the tv floating ...

your mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

your mamma so fat she puts ons lipstick with her paint roller

[LibertyCityAandJ]

your momma so ugly, when she went to the middle east, the muslims and the jews teamed up to kick her ass.

[RiseUp2012]

the girl is annoying

[saw5redband]

yo momma so nasty she breeds crabs

yo momma so nasty she has more clap than an auditorium

yo momma so nasty i asked her what dinner was, and she spread her legs and said CRABS!!

yo momma so black, she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

yo momma like a vacuum she sucks, blows, AND gets laid in the closet.

yo momma like wendy's, cheap and easy.

yo momma so fat, her pant size is bitch lose some weight.

message me if you wanna hear more!!!!!!

[Gh0stwhipz]

i want to hear more lmfao man!Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saw5redband]

im gonna make a video, i'll message u when i do it.

[bignoisematt]

your momma is so poor when u step on a cigarette she yells at u for turning off the heat

[nibargerswife51482]

the fuck was that at the end?

[ImaginaryHuman072889]

ur momma

[nibargerswife51482]

haha funny

[barkia1954]

yo momma so horny the guys she havent had sex with were all homos

[vetruok]

my favourite:

yo mama is so old, she seen passion of the Christ... LIVE

[DarealRome]

thats the best one ive ever heard

[Supersonicboombox]

yo mama's such a slut, she makes Brittney Spears look like a virgin.

That's definetly one of the best i know

[rastamoi08]

yo mama so fat that when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell

[boum360]

the best one ive ever heard

[epidemicsars]

yo mamas so desperate, she jumped over a building just to get some attention.

[TrippyStarr]

lmfao "where are you getting your information from?"

[Phase78]

yo momma so poor i saw her runnin after the dump truck holdin a grocery list

[xyxengirlz]

your mommma is so horny, she put her cellphone inside her puzzy and use the landline to call it... hahahaha

[mikeydd95]

your momma is so fat, that when Fat Albert called her he asked for his stomache back!

[rosesandguns12]

that was from the show yo momma

[jarrvand]

lol

[zzzzzzzzz99999]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

[zzzzzzzzz99999]

yo mama so fat when she jump she send the earth o the ssun 'n' kill 3v3rybody

yo mama so fat her paints sides is uhm uhm uhm yo bitch lose some weight

[yemeniboy10]

yo momma so ugly she look like u

yo momma so ugly i fucked ur dad nohomo

lolz

[Sniper0xide]

best ever vid lol

[soulreaper989]

your momma just like a fucking hocky team..changs her pad every three periods!

[ELIEISMYHERO]

yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued"...

[ELIEISMYHERO]

yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued"...

[NdLaXfan]

whenever someone says a yo momma joke i say

my mom died in a car crash when i was 3

[killerkid106]

yo mommas like a vending machine i give her the money and she gives me what i want.

Get it? lol replry to me if its good or not

[fretmon93]

yo mamma so ugly that when E.T. came out everybody asked for her autogragh.

[BXBOMBER457]

yo mama so black she got kicked out of white castle

[xxxjamxxx638]

yo momma is so nasty when shes eating crips (yankies,potatoe chips) its like watching jurassic park with surrond sound!!!

[archiepama]

yo momma so black she spits dark chocolate

[xFireSquirrelx]

y the dude taken piss in the back ground?

[makaveliunited35]

your mom is so unorthodox that when she goes to the store she stands in line like everyone else

[javidrafiek]

yo momma so fat when she tested her weight the number was your phone number!!

[aero2525]

ur momma is so stupid she thinks spiderman is an insect

OHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

XD

[mynameirishman81]

yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHh

[adobhoyz]

yo mama is gross wen i talked to her last night she gave me an ear infection

[silver32654646]

you mom so stupid she stole free bread

[love2loveuonly]

YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE OWES JESUS 50 CENTS

[kratos4777]

yo momma so poor she robbed goodwill!!! what know son!

[wallisco]

Your mum is like a london bus; she lets out really bad gases, weighs several tons and only costs £1 to ride. Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Srhandel]

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

[pmkzero5]

yo mamma is so fat.....she makes jabba the hut look anerexic!!!!!oh snapp

[adyingshadow]

yo momma so hairy, whenever its full moon, she steps outside to comb her face.

i gave you a thumbs up on yo momma joke haha

[cnolz]

ur momma is soo hairy.. the only language she speaks is wookiee!! RRRRRRRRRR

[dimension379]

yo mommas so fat she fills up the tub then turns on the water

[Stakan1]

Yo momma so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors!

[ffrraannkkllyy]

yo momma is so fat, they had to change 1 size fits all to 1 size fils most!

[warkillr31]

Yo mamma so fat, her church clothes are a McDonalds Uniform

[atillathegun]

YO MAMMA IS LIKE A BUS!

FAT,DIRTY AND ONLY A DOLLAR TO RIDE!

oooh snap lol

[deadlaboy]

i don't get how were moma jokes not about momas

[camdaman2805]

u an idiot then...

they explained that the slaves were dissin their masters but so they wouldn't know they were talking about them, they'd say 'yo momma'

you so stupid, you got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

[DeathReaperZ]

That joke is so stolen from the internet, there should be a pop up add behind you.

[warkillr31]

Ok, first of all thats stolen from Hair Jordan, also, if I wnted a virus, i could get it from

yo momma!

[bearcreak]

LOL, Thats old but i still love it.

[PlanetCaravanX]

Yo momma so nasty, if she were stuck on an island with Jeffrey Dahmer and there was no food, he still wouldn't eat her.

[Diachi26]

Yo mamma so black, when she go outside the streetlights come on.

[eddyron]

Yo momma is so fat , that when her doctor said she has flesh eating disease, he gave her 87 years to live !!!

[Diachi26]

LOL man. That was funny.

[johnsoms]

yo moma so stupid, she beat up the vending machine because it didn't accept foodstamp.

[jayson94a]

Yo Momma is so fat that the equator is her belt size...

[unitylovefamily]

yo momma so skinny she can hang-glide on a Dorito

[unitylovefamily]

Yo momma so stupid... she thought masterbation was karate teacher

[zackzack9]

yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 1rst grade.

[jovabo112]

Best one here, Yo mamma is so stupid I told her Christmas was around the corner she went looking for it.

[gundam340]

yo moma's so fat even dora couldn't explore her

[zackzack9]

thats so old

[triplek96]

Yo mama's so fat, her butt's gravity force pulled the moon towards her.

[RockLeepownu]

yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family

[ScarJp]

Yo mama is so ugly when mtv producers saw her face in public they were seriously considering making the show "Pimp My Face"

[ScarJp]

Yo mama is so ugly when mtv producers saw her face in public they were seriously considering making the show "Pimp My Face"

[boooris1234]

your momma is so fat, that when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people would walk by and say: look at that hippopotamus!

[eddy929]

your mama's so dumb she locked her self in a motorbike

[opg78744]

this is the best one yet. your mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it

[cliddwar]

yo mama so dumb, when she saw a sign that said "Wet Floor", she did.

yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

[AriandeElise]

Yo mama so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone.

[ComptonGame07]

Yo mommas so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol

[lux1009]

your mommas soo fat her blood type is peanutbutter

[maisarahh]

yo momma so poor, when someone rings her doorbell she goes "DING"

[MischiefCON]

yo mama's sooo stupid... she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

[MischiefCON]

yo mama's sooo stupid.... she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

[MischiefCON]

Yo mama's sooo fat.....the bitch jumped up in the air and got stuck.

[lxz100]

guys, i kno all these jokes! their so old, try some originality like yo mama so fat she masturbates with a jackhammer, or yo mama so fat her period goes in a yearly cycle.

[KidYoshimitsu]

You moms like a shot gun, shes cocked back and ready to blow.

Your moms like a vacuem cleaner, shes sucks, she blows, then gets bent over and laid back in the closet.

Your moms like Lowes, 50 cents a screw.

[beebee890]

so true it could be anybody stop it be nice

[Flairion]

Yo momma so fat she's fat.

[Disxklo]

your mamas so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone

[tommen007C]

yo mamma so fat her picture takes two frames

yo mamma so so dam she tried to drawn a fish in the water.

yo mamma so ugly even a gorilia doesn't wanna go out with her.

yo mamma so dum she tried to kill a bird by trowing at the building.

[ComptonGame07]

yo mamma so stupid i asked her to by me a color tv and she went what color...

yo mamma so fat she had to eat her cereal out of a satilite dish

[zenundashurije]

YO momma is soooo fat that when she went to a wighting scale it said to be continued.............

[abc93cuban]

i have 2, yo momma slike a fridge er body stores there meat in her....2..YO mommas so stupid wen she heard about blue tooth she went to the dentist asking the doctor to give her a blue tooth...lol

[drakexoxo]

ur momma so fat when she went on the scail it dialed her phone number 4 times lol

[jaws5263]

your momma is like a bus anyone can ride

[jaws5263]

yo momma so stupid when the judge said order order she said hi can i have a burger with fries

[redwings93]

Yo momma is so skinny, when she sits down she gets more comfortable

[Lintz23]

Yo momma so thin, she uses a rubber band as a one piece bikini!

[hellraizer13812]

yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of goerge washingtons nose

[oink844]

yo mama so fat that when jabbba the hut ses her he says daaaaaaaaaaamn

[mynutzonyochin]

yo momma so fat jabb the hut whales elephants and hippos have a orgie

[hotipimp94]

yo momma is so dead that she died from cancer

[FPSgangsta]

ur momma so old that when i told her 2 act her age she DIED!

[will516713]

lame. yo momma so fat she puts on lip stick with a paint roller

[frgasman]

yo momma so ugly she said oh my god, and god stayed away!

[xbearcanrockx]

yo momma so ugly.... i fucked yr dad !

[xbearcanrockx]

yeah well yo momma so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.. and yo momma so dumb when she gets on a scale to weigh herself it says "one at a time please" .........xDDD

[58389]

yo momma so stupid she ask you to copy this from the internet...well if i wanted virus i'll just get it from yo momma

[xbearcanrockx]

haha. u think ur funny.. well ur not.. and i wasnt talking to u fat ugly bitch faggot!!

i was talking to the person who posted this.. so go fuck ur momma ok .. thanks =D

[frgasman]

YO momma so dead, zombies ran away!

[SuperS0ker]

yo momma is so fat when she farts she causes a biohazard

you momma so fat,jabba the hutt said "daaaaaam!!"

[will516713]

yo momma so fat she irons her pants on the drive way

[ps2fundi]

i just goota say this to momma so stupid i put two quaters next to her ears and she thoght she was listnin2 50 cent

[ScooterDude105]

THat guy takes long pisses.

[devonthepure]

your mamas so fat her thighs say you go first

[bladearon]

lol thats funny when the guy was pissing lol i got a good yo moma joke listen yo moma so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back lol

[popqueen110]

the end wuz random

[kevinthemadman]

yo momma so fat when some1 took a picture of her the camera COULDNT add 5 punds!!!

[Mavidyoute14]

The end was so random and retarted.

[xponi17]

yo wtf is up with the guy takin a piss.

[reddropdrop]

yo momma is so fat she has to use a fire hydrant to douche! mine rules!!!

[iflatlandi]

your moma is so big when she jump in the sea three was no more watter

[RAWRhannah]

yo mommas so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale!

[teikmowishi21]

yo momma is so fat that she needs a map to find her asshole.

[MrMister200]

Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, " Wher's my bubble gum!?"

[hi947]

yo mama is so hairy that when she spread her legs open, all the children near her ran underneath them and cried "BUSCH GARDENS!"

[wiidumbgops3]

hey sam yo mama so hairy she got afros on her nipples yeah you better read this! you just got served..with a side of butter

[utskillerz]

yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she drank water it turned to lemonade

[shqipe19941994]

LoL :D

[dtri9]

yo mama so dumb she had you

[lKingLouisl]

That bit about dead mums from cancer was well funny, but wtf was that rubbish at the end?

[tngpwnnoobs]

whats with the dude peeing XD

[duupn]

your moma is so fat when she wants to take a shower they need to call the firedepartment

[UltamiteRooney]

Watch my video!

[vintagecandie]

Yo mama so dead from cancer shes not comin back? Amd whats with that grape thing at the end a little scary

lol omg!

[AxelRonquist]

how long it takes for her to turn around

LOL

[founderofmonkeys]

hahahah, notice the guy peeing in the background? =P

[williamtavi]

yo momma is so fat dat wen she jump 4 joy she got stuk

lol shit jk

[extremegamer21]

i hav one but i m goin to talk about yo daddy yo daddy is so fat wen he sits on the plane he sits by everyone but hes still not as fat as yo momma

[ericjayrol92]

Your momma is so dumb she put a fly screen door on her submarine

[jerkoon]

the girl is stupid. the guy in the bathroom is funny tho ^^

[dohead]

watsup with the grapes thingy at the end?

funny documentary tho.