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  • looks so wrong at 0:15

    

  • How did i know that was going to gappen

  • DO try at home.

  • the best part is at 0:35

  • //blahaha

  • LOL i have that yoyo :3

  • hahahaha i love you master!

  • BBBOOOOOORRRIIINGG!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • @bdaboyzzz Your mother is.

  • oh wow XD

  • postmortem skull fuck? nice!

  • love that catchy tune

  • lol WTF i was thinking about he'll do something shit ^^

  • The only thing that came up in my mind is one of my favorite songs by Iron Maiden.

    But the lyrics went:

    "Murders in the rue morgue, someone used a yoyo!" x)

  • LOOOL "Duncan my sack in your mouth"

  • That yo-yo trick may come in handy at some parties.

  • That's metal (Y)

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA XDDD

  • I lol'ed

  • i should show my brother that yoyo trick some time......MUHUHAHA!!!!

  • 0:14~0:16 shes giving u bj :D

  • 0:14 stop wanking on her head.

  • Yeah I fail I'll be leaving now ok bye. <.<

  • how is she back from the dead jk

  • Anything including rape, murder, incest and rape and murder, and a bottle of various fluids are always fun. Good work nonetheless. A year old video, assumingly old. New to me though.

  • As in "Your Mother is a _____ Cunt"

    Good Job on the Fill In the Blanks game, Pooper....

  • Master, may I suggest a game of Darts instead? You and I could play Darts with huge bladed weapons and we can the foreheads of all Poopers as targets... how about it? That way, theres double the chance of hitting a "bullseye" too. XD

  • Speaking of pooper... your mother's must be sour after last night's entry of deep penetration.

    Uh...

    Yeah idk but I fucked your mom.? lol.

  • youre really crazy!! but in a good way:D

  • XD

    gotta edmit that was funny as hell

    lol johnny(master)

  • BRAVO

  • So who is that lucky woman?

  • lol

  • stop make me laugh haha this was awesome

  • hmm, i'll try this sometime

    great show, master

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • CLAP!!! :)

  • HAHAHA!!!

  • Did you molest her postmortem? Hopefully. It would be a shame to see that corpse go to waste.

  • i'm gunna go buy me a yo yo. i got a little sister at home i could show that trick to. and maybe she could help me demonstrate xD

  • XDXD surprising trick XD

  • He reminds me of the guy in my Metal magazine.

    Metal Hammer ftw.

  • woo throw duncan!!!

  • I missed the beginning, can you repeat that Master?!

  • ROFLMAO

  • i got a Yo Yo, now time 2 test that trick...

  • rofl where did u learn that trick... i wounder

  • awesome trick!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha :'D

  • beautiful.

  • lol

  • nice trick xD

  • :D  nice

  • LMAO

  • "duncan my sack in your mouth" OMG so freaking funny!

  • i said it 1nce and ill say it a gian nice job in being fucked up in the head

  • Why, is your Mother a guy? Cause I Fucked that Worthless Wench so Hard I Knocked her Nappy Wig off!

  • LMFAO!!! i cannot begin to explain how much you put that sorry excuse for a fetus in his place \m/fuckhard\m/

  • @heavymetalhappyhour AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • you can strangle me with your yo-yo any time.

  • hahahahaha awesome i'm gonna try this haha

  • HA!

  • hahahahahahaha

  • nice!!! haha!

  • Nice! ★★★★★

  • truely dindt expect that one!

  • fucking awesome lol

  • That has got to be the best yo-yo trick in hitory

  • outstanding

  • DARN....

    Shoulda had her head in your hands...

  • what a fantastic trick!!! can you show me it sometime?

  • You better have raped her afterwards!

  • BRILLIANT! as always!

  • ah yes i remember being taught that one in metal yo-yo school. it called the 'virginal sarifice' isnt it? some other favourites are 'walking the three headed hellhound" and "burning stave churches is fun when you like black metal". Never could get the hang of that one...

  • can i have the body?

  • The Master is wise in all things......silly assistant.

  • That was so crazy. I watched it in slow motion. Very good use of females to take away our attention from the yo-yo. :]

  • HAHAHA awesome master!!!

  • nice one ... how do you do it?

  • brilliant!

  • great trick! i wanna learn that one too!

  • lol, how did i know he will do that...

  • LOL <3'd it

  • oh that's great!!! lol i'm laughing my ass off here!!!

  • nice idea

  • hahahahah

  • ohhhhhh thats so WICKED...! man lol

  • haha you rule, and congrats on your 100th.

  • that was the best yo yo trick ever!

  • sick :D

  • awesome just awesome

  • Ahhh, and with a classic "Duncan Butterfly" yo-yo. I could barely "walk the dog" and here you've gone and "garroted the mistress"! Cheers!!! (Happy 100!)

  • grats on the 100 vids Master, but seriously, i have to watch that again and again so i can learn how to do that trick!

  • ahahhahaha, sick dude!

  • WoW! The master Rules! jejejeje 100 videos! Congratulations!

  • That is by FAR the SICKEST yo yo trick I'VE ever seen BRAVO Master, and CONGRATS on your 100th video!

  • man i love you

  • fucking great master

    grats on the 100th video

    keep it fucking metal

  • so classsic with colour and very catchy song to die 4 lol

  • LOLLLLLLLL

  • hahahahahahaha

  • shit how many times you killed that bitch?

  • lol like thend

  • Ittttttts maaaaajik

  • Amazing trick :D

  • you've got the darkest sense of humor ever

    but your so fucking funny

    ALL HAIL THE MASTER:)

  • Very cool, I will try that on the wife :)

  • Teabag delight!

  • How does he blow my mind everytime?!

  • cause his tricks are just so damn amazing! =)

  • For my next trick, I will make my throbbing John Thomas disappear in your mom's gaping fudge tunnel

  • You have some of the oddest, maddest and disgustingly brilliant videos on YouTube. Thats why I like them.

  • I gotta try that sometime.

  • LMAO! what a trick.

  • great man great love it

  • Brutal 100th video master 100 videos later 100 times i fucked your mother's furry vagina while scooping up the left over man gravy and serving it on toast

  • dude i love you u just make me day all that better

  • Bravo Master, Bravo! Your "Hairey Houdini" is as MAGNIFICENT as ever!

  • got some sick ass moves there, well done master :D

  • That's some nice moves there with that yo-yo

  • DUNCAN MY SACK IN YO MOUTH BIOTCH!!!

  • You're adorable.

  • There are people I know whom I would like to do that to!

  • wont you come home bill bailey!

  • LMFAO!

  • =))

  • sickest magic trick is better

  • whoa! Did you guys see that technique?! That was one advanced move!

    hahaha, thanks for turning the yo-yo metal!

  • Thank you Master u are the best! >_O

  • the master is a master of the yo yo hail master

  • Bravo! *****!

  • That was AMAZING!

  • Penn and Teller have nothing on you

  • Sweet! I think that's the best yo-yo trick I've ever seen. I hope someday I will as skilled as master.

  • I cummed all over my bagel

  • Me too

  • Im going to try this....( calls sister..)

  • Greatest trick EVER!

  • When i saw the title, Master, I just knew it'd be killer

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • lmao!

    ok now shove a chainsaw up someones ass

  • *heart beat* *heart beat* *heart beat* *heart beat* *heart beat* *heart beat* *heart beat* *heart beat* *heart beat* *fart* lmfao

  • i shoulda known

  • Wow, master... Just how do you do it...

  • Nice, she didn't seem that impressed by it though... pffft, some folk just don't know talent.

  • i can do that with my chicken!

  • lol you can be my master any time lol

  • lol

  • ahahaha, you should call it The Garrotte! superb!

  • happy 100 my master!

  • Needs more corpse rape.

  • Wow is that a variation of the around the world...because that was sick.

  • More like Around Your Throat...

  • oh cool i am SO trying that at school!!! XD

  • LOL

  • Hell yeah man!!!

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