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  • This is my favorite skorpion show.

  • Great Short Film

  • Makael looks extra sexy in this vid...

  • whippings are fine as long as it's ABSOLUTELY NECESSARILY!! Don't be MARY JONES!! LMAO!

  • see makael you said you turned 21 this year and you are 24 this year liar

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  • I hope and pray yall get your own studio spot....because all the sideline stuff in the background...is not working. The woman telling the child ova and ova I'm gonna beat the shit outta you..doesn't resolve the matter. My thing is pay ATTENTION to your children...instead of trying to get your five minutes on the show from the sideline.

  • THANK YOU MAKAEL, I AM TIRED ALSO OF THE YELLLLLLING

  • naughty Ladies waiting for some one mworld5.info

  • i Dnt Think You Shouldnt Date Your Best Friend All Bekuz Yall Use To Beinq Friends & Yaw Gone Treat Each Other Different When Yall Got Tht Title Boyfriend/Girlfriend Itz Not Gone Be Arque Free & Stuff Like Tht But It Could Go Differently Dependinq On The Ppl & How They Show Their Emotions Toward Eachother..I Knw Personally I Lost My Friend Of Five Years Last Recently...Oh Well They Come Uh Dime Uh Dozen Lol Thtz My Thouqhts On It..

  • so you can body scan me all you want just dont be shocked when you see that anaconda! lol

  • OMFGOODNESS MAKAEL I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY FUCKING 1. MONIQUE IS TOOO FUCKING SISTA HONEY GIRL... I LOVE HER BUT I HATE HER SHOW... IT TRIES TOOOO FUCKING HARD TO BE FUNNY AND ITS JUST NOT.... AND IT'S NO WENDY OR NO SKORPION SHOW... HOLLA

  • Oh my god... Salad Dressing? I'll buy you a couple bottles of salad dressing so you can save your breath next time LOL

  • God forbid someone change and not hit their kids! Violence is violence! You really could look at your kid and hit them? Why not just hit your girlfriend or boyfriend them to "discipline" them? They're your own size. Your really gonna hit a kid that's smaller than you. That's fucked up. I would never hit my child and I don't. Maybe we need to go back to old school and put blacks back in slavery to get hit.

  • lol lmao oo boy when tibby and madison get older and yall start going down memory all yall gotta do is just pull these videos up snd show them how they became the whole topic of the show cuz they wanna b turning on gas and dropping pickle juice

  • hey baby i love the show. i just have a question; How many people live in that house baby?

  • I've always wanted Makael's 'Anaconda' to wink at me! West Philly representin' baby!

  • yes my mother also will tell my teachers from all my grades and my bus driver that pick up to go to shcool and the one that drop me off at home at the end of the day when i was younger that they could decepline me when i misbehave and actually now these days u could give your child an ass whooping aslong as no bruise show they could get an ass w2hopping so if it just a red mark it don't matter cause that could rub of fast then a bruise could

  • Just a handful of those helping to raise awareness of why child bottom-slapping isn't a good idea:

    American Academy of Pediatrics,

    American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry,

    American Psychological Association,

    Center For Effective Discipline,

    Churches' Network For Non-Violence,

    Nobel Peace Prize recipient Archbishop Desmond Tutu,

    Parenting In Jesus' Footsteps,

    Global Initiative To End All Corporal Punishment of Children,

    United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child.

  • In 26 countries, child corporal punishment is prohibited by law (with more in process). In fact, the US was the only UN member that did not ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child.

  • Makael & Kevin: You two are darling's. I just love you both equally. Where can I get one of those T-Shirt's? They are too cute!

  • That child didn't deserve that verbal lashing.....over some damn salad dressing. Really...Really?!?!?

  • why is that woman cursing like a sailor, at that little girl?"these mother fuckers are terrorizing us?" are you kidding? teaching, repetition and scheduling are a childs best friend. but unfortunately that requires a parent to actually BE A PARENT. get your lazy butt up off the couch, turn off the television and instruct your child. the way ur talking to the kids is totally unacceptable and a sign that you CANNOT effectively communicate witha child, so what does that say about you as an adult.

  • hey makael, try the mucho mango arizona...yummmmmm!

  • I don't have a problem with parents disciplining their children, but what this woman did was verbally abused her child (18.42-18.58). Yes, the child probably used too much dressing then she was supposed to. Make the child clean up her own mess and eat what she made. Never threaten with violence, she will get over eating the dressing, but verbal abuse will last longer.

  • I also believe that kids should be spanked by their parents; that way they won't be acting a fool in the schools & in public. I got spanked all the time by my mom, and I turned out just fine. Btw, I so want a t-shirt w/Makael's fave saying: I Don't Live Here (laughs).

  • lastly skorpion.... i realized how long your vid was.... and note YA'LL FREESTYLED..... i need ya'll to go ahead and take it to another level and make it like a real talk show type thing!!! have invited guests... a panel at times and the whole nine.... and hopefully once tyra and oprah leave, or hell maybe before then, you could be picked up by a network... like Logo or whomever!!! much luck to you in 2k10!!!!

  • don't be afraid to host Skorpion.... the main thing, which is probably why you were invited to host it, is that you just REMAIN BEING YOURSELF!!!! full of life and animation..... the minute you try being someone else, you'll fail... and you won't have fun

  • Don't be afraid to fly.... when God/Death comes for you... you really don't have an option....

  • The Precious skit is my absolute favorite! :D

    When I was young i was a good kid I can say I only got "spanked" two times. But honestly it didn't help I just felt hurt and cried my eyes out, with me talking to me and not "yelling" was way more effective b/c I'm sensitive and when I was young I was really sensitive. I understand though that it doesn't work with all kids but I wish parents would at least try to talk it out first b/c sometimes it's a lot more effective. :/

  • back in 90's the teacher call the parent and the parent will beat the child ass front class.Way more better than a teacher put a hand to a child & student.

  • OOOOHMG I totally agree with beatin the kids ... I'm a yeller too and one of my sons the 12yr old hates it he says I hurt his feelings to raise my voice but see if I put my hands on him it would be a diff story .... anyway I was raised ...spare the rod spoil the child... I mean hell I am raising my preteen - teenage boys the same way with much yelling ... not degrading just a raised voice to point out the issues....

  • makael I know u got an anaconda just by looking at them long ass fingers of yours hee heeeeee love u! YESSSSSS BABYYY!!! SUGAR!!!!! HONEY!!!!(Monique)

  • OH OH OH!!! We Looooooove your show Skorpion can u PLEEEEEEEEEASE PLEASE PROMOTE OUR SHOW!!! LMAOOOOO LOL ;0P

    LUV YALL SWEETIE'S!!!

    *C*

  • massssss puttoooooZ

  • I agree! My mama didn't play around with me.

  • how do I get a tee-shirt

  • There's NOTHING WORSE than seeing a parent being RAN OVER by thier child.

    The child is throwing FITS cussing YOU out, talking back all the time.. all because YOU dont wanna disipline or spank your child. Explaining is not always enough.. time out dont always work.

    I rather the parent spank  instead of the CHILD WHOOPING on you.

    And omg what minority parent doesnt say "Ima beat yo ass"? Get OUTTA here with that "omg she curse at the child"

  • if she said something like "you little b**ch" or "ima kill your f**king ass" or something more extreme i can understand..

    but "ima whoop your ass" is nothing to worry about. Its just how alot of people talk.. and how some families are LOL.

  • I not trying 2 disrespect ur family but that grown Woman should never curse at her child! I understand whipping ur child if she does something very wrong but curseing at ur child and letting her learn new curse words that awful and she should never curse out her own child! She was being very disrespectful 2 her child no matter wat the child did!

  • ''did you put your glasses in your mouth?''

    ''I paid for it''

    looooooooooooooooool...too funny!!!

  • You guys are #1 to me!

  • What is Madison's mom name? I always LOVE her input ...she needs her own show/channel or at least an occasional guest spot...

  • @ 15:07 Makael looks like Jazz from Fresh Prince, lol.

  • and BOOOO!!! for the Oprah hater at 5:49. I love Oprah. lol.

  • i read in some mag today that Tyra makes more doing the reality shows like ANTM than doing the talk show, but the talk show takes up more of her time.

    Anyway, i haven't watched the Tyra Show in a like forever so it's like w/e to me.

  • Agreed. Child discipline should start at home, but as an educator, I tend to agree more with Kevin. I feel like the children are out of control and teachers have little or no support from parents anymore. Granted, there are lunes out there that don't need to be teachers, but it's my opinion that the reason for this is because the parents are often still children themselves and still have a child's mentality when it comes to appropriate behavior at school. It's really unfortunate. Happy 2010!!

  • u guys must be new she yell at her all the time! we're use to it lol

  • "YEEESSSS, YEEEESSSS"

    i totally agree she needs to shut the hell up or how we say to the kids at my job "use your inside voice"

  • "just don't be surprised when you see that anaconda winking at you" ....DEAD

  • Theres no excuse for cursing at kids...bottom line

  • lol at chowder being in the background xD.

  • lol I was on blogtv when that happened Makael.

  • OH! And Me and my sister love the ARIZONA ice teas/other drinks! Haha I thought we were the only ones!!!

  • LOOOVE THE SKORPION SHOW!!

    You guys are hilarious! And remind me of my family...

    well ME most importantly! haha

    you guys are fabulous.

    MUCH LOOOOOVE!!!

  • Make a Monique show skit

  • that was a great show...nice work guys i havnt watched a video for a min...

    n bout the spanking ya kids part!

    (ohh havin flashbacks but damn i am who i am today cus my pops didnt believe in juss hollerint! he'd get that italian leather belt a wooden stick, shoes anything n it was painful but i learned a great lesson)

    mind u i wasnt a bad kid either!!!

  • wtf....was makael frozen from...9:21 to 9:43....that was creepy.....lol

  • LOL! I think he was daydreaming, although that was very funny when I went back and saw it.

    Oh, and I think he was daydreaming because he didn't hear what Kevin said, adn then went back and asked him.

  • (about airplanes) If all that was going on, I would not be anywhere near a plane because I have paranoia about planes anywayz...that'll only make it worse.

  • I would not let any of y friends to get close to my sisters. I would be maaad if i find out there's something between them.

    I like Tyra and i feel sorry for her because she's not getting the ratings she deserves. I'm gonna miss her but i wish her the best.

    I agree with Kevin about spanking kids. School is more than a place for brain knowledge. Kids nowadays are spoilt cuz parents think they have an angel.

  • makael, you drink too much arizona drink, it's like 88% sugar

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  • WTF Tyra leaving TV? Wendy may be the next Oprah...maybe I thought Tyra was going to take Oprah place with best talk show by a sister. Whoa! well thats how it is . I like y'all shirts they look good . I'm happy y'all back 2010! Happy New Year!

  • whoop dat ass...i turned out great

  • Makael I agree with you....My Tv volume has to be on 2 to hear Monique without my ears being blown off. I love her to death but damn I feel sorry for the audience. lol

  • I don't think it's okay to talk to your kids crazy or always spank, what happened to just talking and explaining things to your kid. Sometimes it can be productive for some kids but, I always hear people talking about how they used to get beat but was still doing the same shit so how did the spanking help? Anywho when it comes down to it people do what they do anyway.

    You guys still make me chuckle, even if I don't always agree.

  • cause sometimes explaining don't work, u need another alternative

  • Norway, Sweden and Denmark made spanking children illegal 20 or 30 years ago. Today they have the lowest crime rates on earth. Their maximum jail term (even for murder) is something like 23 years. They actually rehabilitate prisoners instead of making them worse in prison.

    I don't think an ocassional spank is a big deal, but we've all seem women spanking their kids endlessly and calling their kids stupid endlessly. That makes the child a future criminal for sure.

  • The whole ordeal with security and airports isn't really scaring me. Now it's not the most comforting, but I'm not afraid of it. I damn sure can't get scared now, seeing that I'm heading to London on Saturday, and that's a long ass flight. All I can do is pray that God sees me through to my destination safely. And pray for the same for others. And make sure I get my black ass to that airport extra EARLY, especially since it's an international flight.

  • I agree with you and another thing I don't like is that with certain topics she acts as if she looks down on the guest rather than try to help them with their situation. I'm not a big tyra fan so her show leaving isn't that big to me but it's the excuses that she gives. Why can't people just be real?!

  • Makael said, "don't be shocked when you see that anaconda wink at you." lol gnr!

  • When children attack!!! LOL>>>

  • Welcome back also Skorpion NOOOOO teachers do NOT need 2 be touching the kids thatsa NO NO!!!These parents need to be taking care of home!!!

  • love them

  • aww that poor baby and the salad dressing! lmfao.. "and this is why you should beat your kids."

  • Makael is still a trip in 2010! lol I missed u guys! good video guys!

  • "These mother fuckers terrorize us in here!!!" i luv your sister skorpion, she need her own segment wit your mama

  • I've been waiting forever for Nina to get her own little guest spot, I love all her little inputs from the side, I actually look forward to them in the videos, lol.

  • lol i love these videos

  • spanking only motivates and beats by increasing fear && submission.. there are other ways

  • IMO, a parent should put some fear into a child, and I think a child should be submissive to their parent. I'm not a parent (I'm 21 btw), but I got whoopings and I'm not some distraught, angry, rebellious kid. Even as a young woman I think the old school way of disciplining kids is the best way. All this letting children speak over you, have 100% of their say in everything is ridiculous to me. Beating and whooping kids are different imo. But, what can I say, everybody has their own methods.

  • WE can agree to disagree , if/when i have a child i don't want them to fear me . They will respect me as authority and know we are not friends but i still want to be able to express themselves honestly even if i disagree with how they feel . As long as it's honest and productive to who they want to be I'll be happy. && i know this sounds good because i don't have a child but the best thing you can do is try as i know we are all different

  • love ur videos! that kid in the background thing was jks lol! anyways just a question are anyone of ya'll gay...just curious no disrespect luv u no matter wat

  • No, ...I don't think Kevin or Makael are gay *thinks it over* ...nope.

    ...LOL.

    Pssss: Go look at some of the old videos, lol.

  • Love the hat, Makael!

  • I was always scared of flying, now i feel worse. Tyra should do one more season, i love her show especially her interviews. Love you shirts btw

  • I think I'm in love wit Makael....so sexy

  • You know u guys are saying that flyin on planes is scary but it aint even the plane it's the crazy ass people! lol

  • i have corporal punishment at my high school

  • Great start for 2010 guys.

  • No...take corporal punishment out of schools. Let the parents do the spanking.

  • Send it to the Oscars.

  • My mother was good at throwing things, my mother would throw anything at us and when we duck, that shit STILL would get you!

  • I want ya'lls shirt!

  • i thank my momma for whooping my butt..but ima good kid...i got a whooping like 3 times a year when i was little...whoopings are the best thing on earth and ppl need to shut up about whippings...i dont care i spank my lil brother in public and i want sum1 to talk to me wrong or stare at me wrong cuz what you do to me ill do the same thing back

  • lol, fuck that promote thing, nigga's just want subscribers, views, and friends, I wouldn't promote another channel, they will have to start from the bottom of the barrel, When I come here and leave comments and when I check my mail, i probably get about 6 friend request off one video and that is because nigga's be already on your videos watching to see who leave comments so they can send them a friends request and ask them to subscribe. Nigga's is grimey I would think twice before I promote.

  • lol @ kevin sister talkin bout the kids being grown

  • I DON'T LIVE HERE LOL YA'LL CRAZY

  • this shit was funny

  • I am going to be in New York this Saturday also. I was born in Haiti and it is perfectly natural for teachers to hit the students, but obviously in the United States that teacher would have gotten arrested. In Haiti we get whoop out of love you know. But Personally I want to find another way to to raise my child, because I am so sensitive to little kids and I can't image whooping my child.

  • Hay yall lol...omg yall comin to my home away from home...i`m just sain don`t go on amtrak...lol that`s just a hot mess...and happy new years to yall...

  • skorpion you were on Mtv new years eve  on the 2009 top 10 moments.

  • "spare the rod, spoil the child." some kids need their butts whooped. Maybe if parents weren't so lax with their children nowadays, babies wouldn't be having babies. Babies wouldn't be shooting and killing other kids over nonsense (Chicago killings). etc...

  • There must be a better way to discipline, we dont have to resort to beatings, just because we are used to it working in our eyes. I think other methods would of had you guys turning out just the same lol

  • lmaoooo I love you too sooo much...and I like this beard on you Kevin

  • I am sooo happy we are back at momma house. i so luv these videos

  • Love u guyz!! You really put a smile on my face!!! LMAO!!!

  • We love you both in the UK. But could go off you Makael so hush you mouth lol

  • anaconda wink at ya..LOL!

    what a wonderful vid, loved it

  • I hate flying so much, scared actually! i never actually went on a plane before, i even skipped a trip to D.C to meet the president because I'm scared of heights and what might happen :(

  • skorpion do you remember your first ever subscriber?

  • Teachers dont fucking touch my kids! Hell No, If Parents Would beat they ass at home, their would be no trouble at school! SHIT!

  • You guys are soo cute! I love watching your shows! :) You always make me laugh. Kevin loving the facial hair.

  • Yall are too funny. Good Show!

  • I feel a Monique Show parody....

  • yes do a Monique parody

  • Kevin Michael....I'm enjoying that facial hair....I see you!! Luv ya Brandi527

  • omg makael!! lmfao! i was ready for tyra to go off! i got so tired of her. i want ricki lake to come back. yes i believe in ass whooopins. i didnt get beat for dumb shit. i got beat for fightin my sister and shit like that

  • Happy new year Kevin and Makael !!!!!

  • Kevin I loving your facial hair! Is this the new look for 2010?

  • Well Its just the look I wanted but combing this is too much!

  • I think it looks real good on you!

  • No she doesn't she's a grown ass lady!

  • Kevin your sister keeps it real! Tyra's show was getting boring anyways. Parents should give their kids whoopins when they do bad things because kids are out of control these days. I hope that Monique does win those awards for Precious. Happy you guys are back.

  • can't believe Tyra's leaving! i love her show, it's one of the best shows on tv. Happy New Year guys, looking forward to videos of this year.

  • Looooovvvvvvvveeeee the first 2010 video. Yea I'm always scared wen I fly now a days. Tyra could be the next oprah but she's quoting early I'm not buyin it either. EXACTLY wooppins need to be brought back in the home cuz now a days they have smart mouths nd need to be popped. That's were behavior nd manners start in the home.

  • @KevinDSi lol He's trying to say when the they start to get loud and rowdy in the house he's saying he's doesn't live there and it's a ton of ppl living

  • i agree wit ya'll lol i love it wen u 2 are together cuz u get both sides of sumone's mind

  • i second @KevinDSI, Makael, please stop "kellyrowland-ing" yourself and saying "I don't live here". You're family now.

    So you got T's now? Upgrade huh? Kudos!

  • Shit Makael how many packets of Skittles do you get through each day?

  • you would think that would have beefed up on security after 911-- Now better security on every flight is worth the tax dollars that's something that i would not mind d... N i can not believe Tyra Banks was leaving.. she was like going to be the Next Oprah!!! OMG i can not believe this mess!!

  • i 100% agree with what ya'll saying

  • lol my ma did say the same to my teacher

  • I think Tyra is leaving because her ratings are starting to plummet

  • I attend the school and knew the boy that was sat on by the teacher. he was very sweet. He was in anger management classes though. The teacher sat on him to restrain him because he was about to walk out the class room. A couple of days after he die, they had grief counseling for the students. One question that other students and I asked was why did she have to sit on him. It still remains unanswered till this day.

     RIP Cedrick Napoleon. We miss you!!

  • Kevin how much weight have you lost? You can really tell especially in your face...Keep up the good work! Stay motivated!!

  • Makael I hope you change your mind about having a child, because they can have a wondeful impact on your life, and bring alot of joy into your life! If you discipline them they will become responsible and be good kids and grow up to be good people!

  • I CONCUR with the spankings n the HOUSEHOLD. I dont think y'all abuse those kids. The cursing is a bit much but hell to each its own. lol i yell at my niece and nephews too... I dont spank em unless they do over the top shh. Like tibby spilling the pickles, would've gotten my niece or nephews a couple swats right on the legs.

  • aww.. good video.. i see u (kevin) lost a lil bit more weight!! good for u

  • 30 mins O_O

    you cray cray if u think im watchin all that

  • Heart the shirts!

  • Yes!!!! Monique do need to STOP all that yelling! It gets on my LAST nerves..I can't watch that show for all that yelling.

    Whoopings don't make a difference..kids STILL gone be bad!

  • ya knaw i do miss them debate about music. like a janet debate and beyonce. but i mean it wont hurt to do something like that again... once in a while.. them topics yall have are great tho cause they reach out to people. well anyway... ilovethe show! ashley dollface is damn right, idc about facts! and yall are number 1!

    pls follow me on twitter btw. thanks yous... @rrrendon

  • oh please give me one of them shirts yall are wearing.. pls pls.

  • love your sister, she is so real...

    Madison and Tibby are just little angels (not)...lol

  • I agree with Makael, if i know how my friend is I wouldn't want him/her to date my sibling. Not to be rude but to just look out for my sibling. But at the same time, it's different the way our friends may act around us compared to their boo, you know? But if they are sneaking around, nothing you can do about it.

  • this is my second time watchin,  i luv it. my first vid was the Precious skit. HILARIOUS! lol keep it up :)

  • i did not knw that tibby had it in her i thought maddason did that....wooow... and iam mad u talkin about the kids like they not in the room.... funny as shit...

  • love the shirts! great vid

  • yea i just started watchin ur show and i watch ur blog sho when i can catch it but i have a lil blog sho and youtube channel but i think i need a cohost cuz is not az funny az u guys

  • i dont think that lady should be cussing out her child like that..thats terrible..

  • love  the shirts...