When that music cue came in at 0:31, I genuinely thought for a split-second that swooping alarm sound effect wasn't actually in the video, and was infact some kind of nuclear attack siren... Oh, my gullible mind!
i always get mixed up between kate thornton and fern cotten so I just started calling them both Fake Cornton, this now applies to all bland blonde tv presenters.
It's strange how much he has changed. He has definitely gotten less posh in his presentation and more 'cool' with his swishy hair and angry disposition..
When you start reading this don't stop or something bad will happen ! ( sorry about this) this girls name name is summer, she is 15 years old and has blonde hair,many scars,and she has no ears. She is dead. If you don't copy this she will appear one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you . This is no joke . If you send this on 5 more videos something good will happen to you
Holy crud!! The noise at 0:31 scared me half to death with my paranoia and being in a large basement all alone with an incredibly vivid imagination...
@ListenToBigFace A bit cynical, IMHO. She is annoying. Very annoying. And yet she went up from state school to Cambridge to read economics and got a good degree at the end of it, so you can't call her vapid.
@crazyclive You're confusing "types of presenter" with "types of people", I think she is the vapid eye-candy type of presenter, but what she's really like as a person, or what she's done with her life? None of us know Konnie Huq, and it's none of our business.
@GlassPike I'm not confusing anything, since the distinction you speak of was never made explicit. Further, I disagree that we know nothing about her; and we certainly DO know "what she's done with her life". From two observable facts (receiving a good Cambridge degree; beating off 1000's of applications to become a Blue Peter presenter) we know that she is both smart and ambitious. She also has a reputation for being quite playful in interviews.
justin lee collins has been forgotten by all, and I only was reminded of him the other day as I heard him narrating on Pick TV. has he got anything else now?
@soupalex I know exactly what you meeeeeaaann, and besides the fact he looks like a cross between a starved Critiano Ronaldo and a Thai Lesbian, he really manages to rattle my cages with all his poetic in uendo, such as.... "Your gonna rock, in a frock, with some help from the Gok, its all about the confideeeeeennccceeeee"
nnjj
deliriouscow 3 days ago
He's just an arsehole with an identity crisis.
Janbees 1 week ago
yay! aphex twin!
0ct0parr0t 2 weeks ago
What category does Brooker put himself in?
Treblaine 2 weeks ago
Charlie, you married Konnie Huq...
gibbonexchange 2 weeks ago
Wish Charlie was funny again..... dam, what happened?
bhoywhonder2011 2 weeks ago
@bhoywhonder2011 they started giving him money and making him do stuff live on channel 4 for a different audience.
TomClothier 2 weeks ago
was the sign right at the beginning there for a particular reason?
cheesyballs 2 weeks ago
Yep, Brooker is a 4 who *really* wanted to be a 2.
Maybe in 10 years there'll be a new type 4, mocking a particular type 1 - who used to be Charlie Brooker.
KapStuf 2 weeks ago
Hi Charlie, you married a No. 3
Northernism 4 weeks ago 3
Brooker is Type 4. All the self depreciating new types he mentions at the end are variants on Type 4.
His wife is Type 3.
PropergoodTV 1 month ago 3
great haha
prime106 1 month ago
4:32
taylorman1227 1 month ago
When that music cue came in at 0:31, I genuinely thought for a split-second that swooping alarm sound effect wasn't actually in the video, and was infact some kind of nuclear attack siren... Oh, my gullible mind!
DarthJedi2005remixes 1 month ago
@DarthJedi2005remixes Same here, actually looked around in surprise.
CdrRogue 1 month ago
I remember when 'low-brow' was a derogatory term. Now it's what television producers aim for.
soundslave 1 month ago 2
What part of Kate Thornton's body would I cut off and eat at a picnic?! Weird question.
The head, obviously.
Grundibular 1 month ago 4
@Grundibular Why?
There's nothing in there...
Anergyne 1 month ago
The comparison between JLC and that other guy could have been golden if it was executed better.
YouBloodyTuber 1 month ago 2
I think he likes hitting people :)
deanopain 1 month ago
i don't think he likes Justin Lee Colins...
aidan752 1 month ago
that was a very crunchy sponge finger
ChazBoable 2 months ago 5
i always get mixed up between kate thornton and fern cotten so I just started calling them both Fake Cornton, this now applies to all bland blonde tv presenters.
adambastard 2 months ago 6
It's strange how much he has changed. He has definitely gotten less posh in his presentation and more 'cool' with his swishy hair and angry disposition..
TurkeyProphet 2 months ago
I wouldnt go on a date for her even if i got 3 extra toes
priamyvate 2 months ago
"Id'e actually give that pic nic a miss" lol,
aaron9099 2 months ago
FTR Kate Thornton looks like someone stuck their fist in a bowl of mashed potatoes then into that annoying, screaming girl in Jaws 2's face
YoungKauri 2 months ago
The toilet attendant was WHITE??????
YoungKauri 2 months ago
I forgot how fucking annoying Justin Lee Colins is.
RWheeler92 2 months ago 6
Classic!
Jacob Brownowski- Justin Lee Collins
youngian 2 months ago
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When you start reading this don't stop or something bad will happen ! ( sorry about this) this girls name name is summer, she is 15 years old and has blonde hair,many scars,and she has no ears. She is dead. If you don't copy this she will appear one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you . This is no joke . If you send this on 5 more videos something good will happen to you
halloa6 3 months ago
What about Mathew Wright!?
butiamawaketoday 3 months ago
Holy crud!! The noise at 0:31 scared me half to death with my paranoia and being in a large basement all alone with an incredibly vivid imagination...
PianoWizzy 3 months ago 3
@PianoWizzy Same happened to me. I though something really bad was happening in my world! :D
1101000001010 2 months ago
@PianoWizzy Same here, I thought there was a firework or something...
megmo1571 2 months ago
approachable goon
slamster 3 months ago
I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.
Thank you. Good night everybody.
roryphelan 3 months ago
@roryphelan Yeah, I would too. Merry Christmas!
YoungKauri 2 months ago
Does Konnie Huq fall into the category of 'Vapid Eye Candy' or am I just being cynical?
ListenToBigFace 4 months ago 6
@ListenToBigFace oh touche sir...
xance1 3 months ago
@ListenToBigFace She went to Cambridge University... although, agreed, she is very attractive she is also fucking clever.
AMockTurtle 2 months ago
@ListenToBigFace A bit cynical, IMHO. She is annoying. Very annoying. And yet she went up from state school to Cambridge to read economics and got a good degree at the end of it, so you can't call her vapid.
crazyclive 1 week ago
@crazyclive You're confusing "types of presenter" with "types of people", I think she is the vapid eye-candy type of presenter, but what she's really like as a person, or what she's done with her life? None of us know Konnie Huq, and it's none of our business.
GlassPike 1 day ago
@GlassPike I'm not confusing anything, since the distinction you speak of was never made explicit. Further, I disagree that we know nothing about her; and we certainly DO know "what she's done with her life". From two observable facts (receiving a good Cambridge degree; beating off 1000's of applications to become a Blue Peter presenter) we know that she is both smart and ambitious. She also has a reputation for being quite playful in interviews.
crazyclive 11 hours ago
@crazyclive I've got friends in real life
GlassPike 5 hours ago
I knew some guy who based his appearance and personality on Lee Collins...no jokes.
theindiekidable 4 months ago 4
OFT lorraine kell is such a milf!
jimmy2k4o 4 months ago
Girl on the sofa's trying not to laugh so much when he talks with his mouth full
WillFoShizzle 4 months ago
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sweetsacrifice5 5 months ago
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sweetsacrifice5 5 months ago
@sweetsacrifice5
A bloody good shag?
olisredan 4 months ago
@olisredan haha i wouldnt even want to imagine
sweetsacrifice5 4 months ago
What about konnie huq....
sweetsacrifice5 5 months ago 5
justin lee collins has been forgotten by all, and I only was reminded of him the other day as I heard him narrating on Pick TV. has he got anything else now?
MrShem94 5 months ago 4
I wish he'd have paid more attention to some of Channel 4's presenters:
I get REALLY WOUND UP, with Gok Wan's inflecshuuuuuun.
Where EVERY BLOODY LINE, is delivered with the same stress and meeterrrrrr.
Of course he's NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES IT, but he seems to be the most prevalent exaaarmpoooooolllll.
soupalex 5 months ago 7
@soupalex I know exactly what you meeeeeaaann, and besides the fact he looks like a cross between a starved Critiano Ronaldo and a Thai Lesbian, he really manages to rattle my cages with all his poetic in uendo, such as.... "Your gonna rock, in a frock, with some help from the Gok, its all about the confideeeeeennccceeeee"
Oh just die.
moonsugar1 5 months ago
I love how he abuses his extras
Ollie12398 6 months ago 8
Heeeeeees a laugh eh?
MrDaiseymay 6 months ago
that girl is really square jawed
whoditit 6 months ago 4
vapid eye candy......and then you marry one
noirgris0 7 months ago 13
I know what I would cut off: my three-day beard.
blenderpanzi 10 months ago 53
@blenderpanzi Oh and my toe nails need trimming, too.
blenderpanzi 10 months ago 46