THE VALUE OF X

[MrDevanteCPT]

the lesson is ...COMMON FUCKING SENSE. lmao

[hotboii1985]

next time ask more den one person

[hotboii1985]

lol a mess

[h0rny0rny]

OMGG ! YOUR TOO FUNNY !

[MrFlameboy15]

lmaooooooooooo!!! too funny....

[JJizRAWR]

I got a lesson. KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING BEFORE YOU PAINT YOUR DAMN HEAD BLACK! :)

[AbHdancer2009]

lmaooooo

[MUSICJUNKIEGURL]

the lesson for this video is to research everything before trying it so u wont screw us self up....glad u got it out .....

[stariphia]

OMG!!!! U r too funny!!!

[BhaddesstBiotchh]

The lesson: When wanting to know, USE GOOGLE.

[drudafuture1]

yea alot of celebs get that done to they head, im shocked you tho it was real paint bruh .lol

[dmyst9]

yea i agree with this

[courlove]

yous a FOOOLLLL lmao

[iluvreeses16]

*blonde moment* lol..the lesson is to THINK before you ACT! next time you should do a little more research!! lol..:))

[PanaR3dd]

omfg no you didnt! bless him heart lls..guess you took it literally the whole paint ur head part...

[dgbowler]

O...M...G.... you just channelled the spirit of Lucille Ball!!! That is about as wacky a situation as one can get without having a husband named Ricky from Cuba!!!! PLEEEEEEEASE tell me that you really DIDN"T do that....Kids, the lesson is to do your research about ANYTHING you may want to put on your body....LMAO...stiff good videos...

[ThePE3Project]

Lesson: Always get a second opinion on what a Beijing is :D 

[lrwsoreal]

lmfaooooooooooo omg he put black paint in his damn head omg

[cheZwa02]

3.58 and i still didnt get wat u was on about , i mean ur hair is already black!!!!!

[HisGraceProphetDLK]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bro, i would've told u!!!! thanks for the laugh!

[macloyd31]

This was hilarious! I hate to laugh but I couldn't help it. I appreciate you sharing your screw up. I'm so sorry babe! LMAO!

[TheAussieBarbie]

LMAO you poor thingg !

[djacobs427]

OML.... I have not laughed this hard in almost two years. Thank you so much. You just made my life.

[lillynnpie428]

Oh my lawd, you pained your hair. That's like when my best friend dipped her hair in bleach. rotflol

[L302009]

LMAO!!!...wow...seriously alonzo...CTFU!!!!!!!

[Patti326]

lesson for this is..be specific of what they're talking about lol so you won't paint your head black :>

[embee03]

This was hilarious!!!!

[JRenneaC]

Lmmfao!! Dude?

[diamonddivaq]

That is hilarous!!!! :)

[3DB4LIFE]

#ICANT! #EPICFAIL! LMAO!

[justinbcutieXD]

Press 8

[123walangmagawa]

0:36 - 0:43

retard xD

[THEJannquarius]

So I was seriously sympathizing with him (because I wasas confused as he was) until he got to the part where his friend said it was a yellow box with a geisha and then I cried...LAUGHING!!! lol omg alonzo u never fail to enter tain me!! lol

[RECEELEOM]

Oh my dear Alonzo... I have no words. LOL. OMG...

[Kazakkaii]

geisha's are japanese love not chinese, and they dont have geishas in china <3 -kazakkaii

[clazzofoeight]

Oh no. This was too funny, but the lesson today is...DON'T PAINT YOUR FREAKIN HAIR! LOLs!

[BeautyFanatic511]

LMFAO!

[cjayconrod]

I need you to Google things before you try them. Seriously.

[simoneog2009]

i'm sorry but despite your clear frustration from this situation, I have to admit that I thought it was pretty funny. I hope you got it out, hun. lol

[violentpetals]

Lmfao. Alonzo.. why? D:

just.. why?

[ropeburne99]

Now Alonzo... Mr youtube..... did you know that anything you wanna learn can be found on YOUTUBE lol including the Bigen lol Keywords: Bigen Haircut

[SnowWhiteAlbinoAss]

I bet even with paint on, you're still hot. Jussayin' ;)

[ClassyBug]

OMFG Alonzo. You DO NOT put paint on your scalp.

[anjelheaven]

You are TOO funny! 

[beezyatl22]

lol, I FEEL LIKE...a fool

[kawaiisis86]

HAHAHAHA IM TOO DEAD. He talkin about the BIGEN hair dye-specifically the 'oriental black color' that makes your hair black and shiny!

[1b1o1i1]

Dear lord, he's so funny!

[88Alexthegreat]

But really though DUDE.....REALLY?.......you could have just asked your friend to elaborate.....lol

[brebri89]

communication is a muthafucka ain't it.......

[sweetshantel]

lol i found out what it was yesturday.. i saw a pic of shawty lo... and am like wtf is up with his hair...lol

[Introvertsan]

Oh You were talking about the dye.I hadn't a clue until You said Chinese Geisha Girl.

That was funny.

Japanese Geisha girl.

I was gonna use it to dye my eye brows...until I read the thing and was like what...oh hell no..........!

[ochiechick]

the lesson is find out how to "paint" your hair balck if u dont know about it

[GorgeousB09]

you are so crazy!! i swear i couldnt stop laughing. when you said you saw the paint section, i already knew where this was heading. its ok though...you didnt know! (me neither, but now i do,thanks!) hahahaha

[DreadfulControversy]

Umm....

[Shybaby863]

This here just let me know that u will try anything once. Smh. Paint????? Come on

??? Really?? U now confirmation is always needed before u do stuff like this.

[STLGURL4LIFE]

Guess u should jus dye ur hair blonde now cuz um.. yeh u had one of those moments lol its all good tho.. playas eff up lol

[QUiETSTORM9008]

WOW!!

[leiloucorinne]

i love you lol

[IamMusic247]

Lmaooo 

[REBELMISFIT]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL NAW!!

[wahcoleANDemery]

poor guy...:)

[bloodbunny101]

You are so drove.... But its kinda cute awww

[iluvpinkandgold]

lol so..... you thought paint meant paint and not dye ....... we need to have a #MomentOfSilence for you

[MsFannyAdams]

I <3 ya boo... but I had no idea just how blonde you were at times xD - next time, ask the lady with the knowledge <- xxFAxx

[britsluver]

Yep this whole video is like wo

[THAPLEASER386]

USE PAINT THINNER TO GET IT OUT OF YOUR HAIR. IT REALLY HELPS

[Adeonj22]

i dont know what im more upset at: you being all simple minded or the amount of ppl in your comments who dont know how to spell "BEIJING" -.-

[darveece]

@Adeonj22 CORRECTION.. The hair color product is spelled "BIGEN"... "Not" the country "Beijing"..

[TRISTADOLL]

DAMN GINAAAAA!!!!! smh.....walking away from the computer, not before liking, yo dumb ass!!!!

[kaleighbrookie]

hahaha laughed forevaa! you a super cutiee! def started subscribing(:

[HoneyChali]

DANG LONZO!!! Lmao! I could of told you that sweety LOL! I do that dye on all my male clients lol awww mannn!

[ricaaaify]

Lmao

[KristensVlog]

Oh Don't worry hun! I have done something like that before....lol <3 So I know how you feel.

[TheMsboo35]

the lesson is get all the facts first,lol...

[MsDestinyCharisma]

i cannot believe you used real paint to dye your hair lmaooo lawwwwd have mercy !

[eli1188]

Alonzo.....dude...seriously?..­..did you really put paint that goes on WALLS on your body and expect it to come off??? Sir....LMAO

[ranabluu]

Next time Google before acting out your curious nature.

[taishea]

SMH. Sometimes I worry about you! Lol

[Lonelyeco]

The lesson here today kids is, make sure you ask all questions. ;)

[Kensell9dos]

Awwh buddy its bigen hair dye mann

[BigTashia]

Alonzo..i just, man you just....im just so upset with you right now....really PAINT NINJA?!!! See, imma find you a job, cause this unemployment thing, you just....gettin on my nerves!!! ooooooooohhhh ninja you besta be happy i ain't near you! LOL!! I loves you Alonzo, you just so silly!!!

[darveece]

dumb fucker used black house paint bwahahahaha!!!!! are you fuckin' for real???

[OAppleoo]

so the lesson of the story is... don't be a trender or this ^ will happen to you.

[darveece]

@OAppleoo no be happy and dip your head in bigen black... assfuck

[Yae391]

It's Bigen! Ninja!  You will like it once you use it, especially if you have grey hair, it covers grey hair very well. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[makingfamous]

why?

[r9362]

oh wow alonzo almost burned down the house, put paint on your head, and scar from the ingrown hair (peeped tht band-aid in the vid) lol i hate to laugh at peoples failure but lmao

[KyngSufiiixTv]

my god lonzo NO you didnt BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA DONE DONE DONE WITH YOU !!!!!

[JrodLuvn]

We all have our stupid moments, I know I do. Dont feel too bad lol

[jemy1415]

did you REALLY put paint on ur head?? LOOOL

[Acheron2012]

Paint? u really put paint on ur self? u should read the manual.... ahahhahaha!!!!!!!

[carolinaAzz555]

Me: O.o .... Tell me this negro did not put paint in his mothafu....

....um, this negro put PAINT in his mothafu....!!

"I feel like a science project. I feel like home makeover. I feel like..."

*shakes head & looks away from screen*

Dude I fux with you...but this made me pause lol. It's ok baby boy. I call it the Walmart effect. That wouldn't have happened at Tarjay!! You woulda walked right past that damn paint.

[sweetvoicecarol]

The lesson is: if you don't have a clue about something, GOOGLE ITS MAFUKIN ASSSS!!

[drsdiva]

sooooooo funny

[zeysalvatore]

LMAO



[AmparoCouture]

lmao, whyyy.

[megustapapas]

oh wow. sir...paint? lol.

[deuter458624]

LMFAO :) Gosh Ü Crack Me Up All The Time :)

[yorkiepoobaby]

I was just about to paint my hair brown too and do the French.... Thank god you saved me.

[Group51]

Silly man!

[secrets524]

Baby the Beijing .. is the hair dye color.. lord. You can go to walmart or the beauty supply and you buy beijing its a orange and white and its dye.. lord..

[1wateroak]

LLOOOLLLLL. im gonna need you to find some more ethnic friends.lmao

[spiritflame67]

lmfao!!! i was dying when he said he saw black paint. i already knew where it was going.

[alonzolerone]

@spiritflame67 -__-

[nerocentric]

The lesson is: Don't put paint in your hair! LOL.

[irvin5623]

Lol... Funny video. You needed black hair dye. Black paint is not for your hair. It look like it messed up your line up. It is further back..

[luckeeleeyeo]

Next time, call me first. You would've gotten the same effect with gel and jet black hair dye.

[puckbitch25]

Seee This Is The Smirnoff Alonzo Acting Up

[NesseyRocks]

LMAO! ohh that is just too funny, I'm sorry. hahaha I can't believe you used real paint!

[crazychild250]

u couldnt just get black hair dye? lol u had to get paint.. lol

[creatednice09]

poor baby..lol

[sexyprettycool]

That is actually funny!!! yh, i never knew what that was before this video either lol!



[rosytaylor621]

Lol, never did you accidentally walk thru the hair dye isle in your life? Regardless of it being for men, you should have guessed it was dye for hair not paint that can kill u

[DeFearless]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

[spongebobnerd21]

LMFAO like i couldnt stop laughin n at da same time feelin srry for him...XD i luv him tho

[mzsongzbaby]

omg r u serious? i thot i wmale n dis world new wat a beijing was lol

[danigirl562]

The lesson is you ask more questions first or you simply go to google lol....poor baby

[PLAYAHOOPZ1]

The lesson iz :Google sum shyt b4 u experiment on ya azz smh lmfao...

[rmacias17]

Thats wat ur dumass gets

[genger100]

Alonzo: the lesson is.........thinking.........st­ill thinking..............don't have one

Me: the lesson is to keep loving you and continue watching your videos (not inna creepy way) ^_^

[RollaKoasta]

Baby no! WTF WAS YOU THINKIN???????? Paint and hair don't mix. It's not a perm or curly kit boo!!!!!

[smartboi04]

LMAO!!!! THat's hilarious! But thanks for the video. I always wondered what that stuff they put in their heads was called.

[zusman84]

lmao you are silly painting your hair and trying to talk Chinese..lol

[dilatedGuy]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



[renix11]

Ps i have an un open box i cou

[renix11]

The lesson is when in doubt google it....lol

[darnel16]

You did not...Alonzo..for real...LMAO

[herme5m00N]

lawd... just smh

[RaheemdaplayaO4]

But you already have black hair? are you mindfucking me right now? lmao

[nise2121]

NOW THAT'S A SLAP!

[LeoMerveille]

Lol i thought this video was going to be about math: "The Value Of X" haha

Anyhow, the lesson is: Think twice, before making the action.

[01103]

cartoon horn moment: muaaah muahh muaaaaaaaah

[ablindingdeception]

im surprised u didn't reach for black hair dye instead o.o

[JewelHunx3]

LOL, why would you paint your head tho? smh!

[anikkicreation]

Nonononono u so didnt not LOL!

[lovinu2024]

Ahahahaha

[dartdesigns20]

lesson is paint no go on air not just anicent Bejini secret....

[Whattchamacallit]

paint + skin= toxic

[crestfallen999]

paiiint??!!! zomg alonzo

[livexlovexlaugh91]

Lmao!! Bt im jus wondering what made you want to try this jus after getting that one piece of info? Bt wow hope the paint came off ya hair lol

[TheKenDeon]

Here is the Lesson: Reading is FUNDAMENTAL!!!!

[RandumDollTM]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww alonzo.

[Newyork8608]

O_o Alonzo, why would u do that to begin with?? Lol, smh!!

[TheBluefairy93]

Why would you paint your hair?

[eethry]

you should just go out on a date just for the story telling and tell us about it, lol.

[sheishell88]

awwww now come one alonzo you should've thought about it a lil more hun lol black paint? its ok, its ok

S.

[eethry]

ROFL !! favorite alonzo video of all time, LOL !

[dwizz08]

lmao awwwww sry zozo *hug*

[junjunda2]

"i feel like a science project" too funny lmfao

[BDiddy582]

Where is the video of you with painted black hair? We need to see that. Lol!

[matthew11and25]

"I'm thinking 'He's Chinese, it's not that serious'" Lmbo! (in my Tommy voice) Alonzo....you stupid. And that band-aid...Omigoodness! *face palm* You need to stop doing stuff to yourself!

[digividgrl]

ok i am so sorry alonzo but i just hav to lmfao at this! lol not bcuz u didnt know what it was (bcuz i didnt either til now..had never even heard of it) lol but just bcuz what u went thru thats just kind of hilarious. i just hope yr skin n yr scalp are ok bruh :) lol <3

[Trippleg1993]

hahhaha..im a hairstylist..i coulda told you that..used to use the product alot years ago....but the way they were talking about it was confusing..however one should know not to literally paint their hair..ahahha funny

[dyemond38]

ok to funny

[Marc5678ful]

get hair paint

[darav92]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[jhamp06]

I had to put two and two together and I knew that it was Dye. Man you need to hel pand supervision. LOL but you didn't know better -hug-

[tigerlily7000]

Wow Alonzo!! I'm sure you now know that the product's name is BIGEN.

[cjsofly82]

Lmao!!!!

[TheMschellybaby]

Omg!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poetree2000]

ha! did you have a chemical burn?

[Chunky1031]

the lesson is...get more info before u paint your hair black... like who really do that...only Alonzo...ahehehe

[MessyMyles]

lol!!! awww!!!

[zuriislandgurl]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diamondz7306]

lmao

[verballyunspoken]

WOW (Shake My Head)...lmao

[Blacqlove]

Dude.. Beijing is a hair coloring not black paint.....

[LittleGirlWonder777]

"I was smeilling the paint! The CHEMICALS!!" Zo, you are a fool wit it.

[DBro2323]

Who "paints" hair? Why didn't his friend say "color" or something like that. I have never in my life heard someone use the word "paint' as a way to say "color"

[chinny17]

hahahaha



[yadigg3784]

soooo you really just used house paint on your head? lmfao

[TDanceTV2]

lmao Alonzo omg you are my fav vlogger indeed lol