Alan Carr Gets Fired - The Apprentice - Red Nose Day 2009 - Comic Relief - BBC

[TheFlyingPineapple]

I want to kill him.

[BackFromNowere]

Hahahaha fuck off you prick! Go on Lord Sugar

[BboyTurtleFreak]

Anyone know where i can see the full thing of this?

[c4sper877]

I think it's funny how the audience all go "Awwww" when he gets fired.

If he was a straight guy then everyone would have laughed.

Gay people need acceptance, not sympathy. Gosh, get it right, World!

[rumpole33]

@c4sper877: .... or could it be that ppl just like alan carr?

[Cla900]

@c4sper877

no it's just because we love alan carr.

he hasn't got a bad bone in his body-hence the sympathy. not because he's gay.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

@c4sper877 Gay people do not NEED anything. That's patronising. They have a RIGHT to be treated in the same way as anybody else. I see Martin Luther King's vision is still a dream, and it always will be until people realise that your actions and behaviour are what make you what you are, not who you sleep with. A wanker is a wanker; sexuality is irrelevant. And there is no reason to be proud of being gay, either. You are who you are. Take pride in ACHIEVEMENT, not IDENTITY.

[cockywatchman1976]

@c4sper877 Yeah but he is the sort of cute little gay one, isn't he

[mattyrobert13]

"This miserable bloke over there"

Who else could it be other than Jack Dee? xD

[xExTReMEUMeSHx]

Where can I watch the whole of this Episode??????? please tell me thanks

[judithkent111]

aww i love alan!

[musicbabexful]

what year was this done?

[ACDC1493]

@musicbabexful 2009

[Suzi3xx]

i wanted to see all of the episode :)!

allan carr is so fucking hilarious!

[bestbuddies4eva678]

theres a kid in my year who looks excatly like alan carr!!

[daveygravey123456]

@bestbuddies4eva678 he must be a propa gay lord and get chinned everyday

[123Nathaniel321]

When Jack Dee's face comes up, just cracks me up the expression he pulls hahaaa :D

[ShinyMagnezone]

I look like Alan Carr

[Cptahabify]

Holy shit that is Jack Dee and he is well fat.

[urbanstroller]

@Cptahabify Is that because he's bursting full of jokes?

[taylorswift225]

aww poor alan

lol

it was funneh tho xD

[StusMauler]

lmao jack dee got fat?

[Symphoniahearts666]

I love Jack Dee! That miserable bloke over there, Jack just doesnt care, his comedy style is just being moody & we all love it! :D

[kwlmizz]

lmao . (:

[RockyBiscuits]

You've got this miserable bloke over there- Lol Jack Dee's face is so funny

[DonnaNoble1968]

Poor Alan Carr :( LOL Why can't someone fire me~ if only! lol :)

[HeyazDudes]

lol jack dee's face

[SXM0]

sugar has pillows to prop himself up in that silly car he has. he must be all of 4 foot 2" tall.

[yggdrasil89]

Jealous much?

[theFoxthatTalks]

Alan SUGAR GET OUT AND STOP TRYIN' TO MAKE US FEEL SMALL! WE CAN DO THINGS!

[marcjacobsdarling]

alan carr looks like margaret!

[manwithstick101]

WOT!!!! amstrad computers were amazing fool.

microsoft is a pile of wank.

[DJxBash]

Microsoft is a pile of wank.... lol only one of the most succesful companies in the world.

[SXM0]

ps Sugar turned down request for tickets for just 5 sick hospital patients to see a spurs match! horrible little man.

[yatak1000]

Shouldn't they be in hospital? Not wasting time and money going to see a stupid football match? :P

[SXM0]

ALAN Sugar is the most revolting, insidious little twerp on TV

He is no SIR, in my opinion. He gets his kicks out of people grovelling for a few pennies of what he has.

He made his money by selling shit Amstrad PC's, that any smart consumer would have steered clear of.

Such a shame that we credit horrible people with a title, simply because they have a few quid.

ps and he turned down request for tickets for just 5 sick hospital patients to see a spurs match! horrible little man.

[tulletr]

Does anyone know where I can see the full version - the part where Sir Alan asks Jack Dee who should be fired ?

[CcraziiCchickAalex]

aw, he looked like he was gonna cry. He's so funny what a ledgend!!

[englishandproud90]

haha great

[Bethywethy6]

I LOVE ALAN CARR!

hes so funny and cute :D

[tulletr]

where can i watch the full part to this ?

[bcnnatalia]

alan carr is so funny. he takes loosing like a man, not like piers morgan last time! :-) (quite fitting in a way)

[jakatak13]

alan shouldnt have been fired vcome on the mn made cups of tea for gods sake ;) jomathan just fucked about

[BeckyBexRebecca]

HAHA i love him

[Weirfan69]

I hate to sound demanding, but is anyone going to post the full show here on youtube? I wants to see me Alan and me Jonathan. (and DON'T say iplayer, that only works in the UK and you know it. not kind to rub it in.) xxxxx

[Ladynoopie]

oh yes PLEASE post the whole thing. I'm un the US and look and the drivel we are stuck with here~!

[07mi07ke07]

BBC iPlayer.

[dvgeoster9]

Move to the UK?

[Myndir]

Try marrying a Brit, moving, and then getting it on iplayer.

[Weirfan69]

ah. excellent plan. pity i didn't think of it myself. anyone know the address at which I contact Dylan Moran to propose marriage? surely it's on his website...

[goldenkitkats]

^ love it :P

[RedAliceJoyDOLtis]

you guys are hilarious. that I want to see, find someone to marry and move to the uk while it is still on iplayer. lol

[mcrsuperfan123]

i thought jonathan ross should have been fired. because he took over tha task to get his ideas used, then dicked about while jack dee was writing the speech for him. ( Incase you havent noticed already i didnt know what to say apart from moan about alan gettin fired coz i love him so i jst copied and pasted it )

[mrman890]

im not going to sing cur cur collect them

[golfpro020591]

i cant believe they fired alan... in his own words, "i made a lovely cup of tea" lol

[hitmanhatton11]

That doesnt add value.

[golfpro020591]

im not saying that, its just what alan carr said earlier in that programme

[wizardfingers]

yes but it still doesnt add value.

[golfpro020591]

lol, i was being sarcastic the whole time, which you didnt seem to realise...

[morgsporg112]

I agree with Ironmaiden12111 (love iron maiden btw :P) alan carr rules!

[thedoctorTARDIS]

i thought jonathan ross should have been fired. because he took over tha task to get his ideas used, then dicked about while jack dee was writing the speech for him.

[gmcaveety93]

this was brilliant

[squishy3000]

Aww... poor thing looks like he's about to cry :(

[MrJak925]

Aww.. Poor Alan v.v

[WAQARHITMAN]

i gt called alan carr 2dy???

[1SarahG1]

poor alan, i love him!!

[derdriui]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, Alan's done up his teeth!

[ironmaiden12111]

I loves alen car words cant describe how much i loves him! Quality bloke 10/10

[princesslou101]

grow up and accept in the world today people are homosexuals.

[MapleStoree]

As opposed to in the world 30 years ago. Difference is that attitudes have been forced to change.. or, perhaps, be suppressed.

[princesslou101]

i dont hav a clue wat u mean at all...

[MapleStoree]

Basically, just cos people don't say something or express a certain opinion doesn't necessarily mean they don't hold that opinion.

Or, drummed down: Maybe there are still many people who are against homosexuals but keep their mouth shut (no innuendo intended =) ).

And for the record, I couldn't care either way myself - just like I wouldn't care if he was with a woman.

[princesslou101]

tbh i dont know why some people are so against homosexuals because it wont affect them in any way and it isnt any of their business what other people do with their lives and i think its so nasty how someone can pick on someone else for being gay because they cant help who they are so people should just get over it and do something worthy with their lives rather than picking on someones sexuality

[Avionicgenius]

Whats that got to do with this?

[urbanstroller]

@princesslou101 "People are homosexuals" What all of them?

[cyclocius]

@princesslou101 Oh god what? Really? Where?!?!

[brucie4456]

where can i watch the full part to this

[eyyaz2006]

bbc I PLAYER

[ECTBWHO]

lol

[shanangus]

i'm with jack dee, he should have fired nick

[Toffeegirl94]

Aaawhh Alan

Id Have A Cuppa With Youu Any Day :D

[jammycab]

boys should of won! :D

[farikhan]

good way of putting "your fired"

[XavierTheBobFriar]

I agree with the comments on the girl's idea; a one-size-fits-all pink velcro suit?? apart from the fact the idea is just plain confusing I get sexual undertones from it (probably because of the words "sticky" and "suit" and also because I'm simple-minded)

Listen to Jonathon Ross, the big weeaboo, and his experiences in Pokemon: I do not know a single girl who wouldn't want a bunny hanging off her belt

[PuffyTheDragon]

the girls product was crap. the boys should of won

[ThatIzzyGirl]

Poor Alan! :(

Have to say, Jack was hilarious in the board room though! xD

[tmfextra]

Booo Alan got fired! :(

[JennyTxD]

XD Ty i love this show sooo much! :D

[42LightYears]

ALAN??!! AAAAAAAA that's SO unfair!! :(

I thought the boys idea was more realisic anyway!! Noooooooooooooooooooooo

[prichmond12]

Peter is TALL!

[pandalover952]

BOOOOOOO.

he was the only reason i liked it.

they have just lost a viewer.

humph.

[anneeq008]

both were real good products i thought. but i didnt think this would lose, i thought itd be more safer than the other, cos of pokemon cards and football stickers being such successful collection items for kids. it had more chance than a game where u throw a dice and u somehow get stuck onto each other. im fully with these lot the product was very good!! and nobody deserved to get fired, but hey sum1 has to, tis the rules of the game.

[mp2611]

alan was awesome

[samflan99]

the boys should have won in the first place

[TheGuyWithTheLego]

Poor Alan. Thanks for uploading this BBC it was on too late for me to watch it last night!!

[glossyblonde]

nooooooooooooo i love allllllllan

[birdtomahawk]

none of the people on that team really did a bad job at all, but somebody had to go

[tomxhow]

Boo.

We love Alan

[ExploadingCucumber]

AHHH.

NOT ALAN.

D;