300 LBs: The True Spartan History

[44dogma]

Boo

[buyumom]

o.O my nightmare is get fat!! and you are happy to be fat?? WTF with this world!!.. OMG

[Jazy120]

haha fat people

[themalachijethro]

This is MADNESS!!!

[iox562]

he is so fat obese americanss

[wallyimus008]

was that parker

[Jozfuckyeah]

"What message do you bring?

Diet and exercise."

Omg i love this!

[GladiatorShield]

I know its a joke but some gladiators ate barely and oat to gain weight so that slashes wouldn't touch their internal organs.

[fty170]

@GladiatorShield and hit my fat!!!! are u crazy i aint ganna spare tht good stuff

[Issaquan5]

spartans tonight we dine in uhh I dunno where da u guys wanna go

[Historecall]

Hilarious!. - "The Art Of Glutony", ... lol

I can´t express with words how I appreciate your approach to the ultimate truth, your historical correctness.! :-)) Great job!!!

[deleriumm]

HAHAHAHAHA...it's called a parody people! 

Very clever. :)

[Gamemaster991]

WTF?Spartans were warriors ,not fat cows

[tallpaulskater]

0:41  the best part? i think so

this video was awesome

[benroddaismyname]

so true :)

[todo1711]

what the fuck.

[wolfbladefan]

wth ur making fun of sparta the ones who killed lots of persins with 300 men

[prasica66]

yeah that are true americans- FAT...

[derrickm5150HT]

thats what America is all about prasica66

[laduch]

this is fatness!

[suddenlyfatter]

sweetness

[fatypig]

TACO BELLL!!!

LOL

[qnsboxer422]

This is actually pretty funny.

[highwings89]

lol this video should have won the MTV nomation. it's a more creative take and attemp at a Spartan spoof, which is very creative and uqiue, lol a true spoof to me, because it's oposite of what Spartans are thought of ideally.

[BEggerton]

Some parts were kind of cheesy, but there were alot of funny parts. LOL on the cooling the tongues part.

[ClimbTheScale]

at 3:03, my favorite moment! i wish that were me rubbing his strong big belly!

[CalmRage1]

love this video! tough Spartan bears!

[paldoyam]

obeseous...wahahaha...

[mrlego5112]

loooooooooooooool! i watched this before i had an acount that was ages ago now i can comment this its on my favorites i love this video!

[FuentesSantos]

Great video. Keep it up.

[okay333666]

hahhaha this was good

[michelleandjennifer]

very nice,,,, i lv it ... thats it big boys bring sexy back x

[jonaslove03]

Its Parker!

[cab473]

I love it

[cab473]

THIS KICKED A**

[teamsmallchild]

fucking brilliant.

all i can say!

[Selsiuss2]

it would've been funnier if he said:"Died and exercise. well I'm sure youll find plenty of both down there." And then he kicks him into a pit full of exercise machines and slimfast :)

[Myezlink]

Boobs. (Man)

[thisismilky]

lol. that ending was the best "taco bell!" "man, we just ate there." "how about arbys?"

i'm dying over here!

[Forza37]

Obesius. lol, nice

[Shadowtoka]

lol This video was hilarious!

"Tonight we dine on PANCAKES!!"

[ProjectILT]

man boobs

[crusha717]

rofl!!

[androoide]

fuckin fat guys,,,,do something productive dudes! this is so fucked up

[okay333666]

eating is productive

[petesangyal2]

=))))great work!

[MoonwalkerPJ]

bravo!!! 5 starz! that's true strength here ;)

[bouncerbob5447]

TONIGHT WE DINE IN... tacobell!? lmao

[yapayzeka]

lol

[Myles5000]

rotflmao

[CaptainAmericalives]

I found it funny, forget what the haters said, you did a great job.

[lordt19]

wtf that not right

[thewoodenboy]

What? 'Too young to feel a woman's warmth?' Was that a line from the original movie? Spartan men didn't like women. That's why they died out. When Spartan men married, most times their new wives had to dress as men in order to interest them, until the new husband could adjust to a female mate.

[globehunter2]

There is great Truth to this! Remember the

saying "Women for babies` Men for pleasure,

this was widely the practice in Ancient Rome

also.Secretly many men today have other men

whom they make love to` as their wives may

believe its another woman.

[icedude0077]

What the hell man maybe you would make love to man you sick homo!!! BTW great job on the video!!

[globehunter2]

Most "Homophobes" like your self Fear the truth about men loving each other` because you have homo feelings within your self.

I feel you are a closet Queen! and whats wrong with that. enjoy your gayness life is short.

[icedude0077]

Listen i am as far from being gay as the north is from the south. Now why dont you and ur faggot friends go screw each other. Goss i cant believe i just wasted 2 mins typing this to a low life like you...

[FSchouten]

I can't believe you needed two minutes for those four little lines...

[androoide]

fuckin homosexual lover.....aaaaaaaaa whats the matter? dude gays are the worst living animals in this plantes..its a shame that ur are humans...we should treat u like a pig...mothafuckers

[FSchouten]

Thanks for the compliment! Pigs have a very high IQ; higher than yours, looking at your lacking the ability to spell; the word 'you', for instance, keeps becoming more lost and isolated from society, nowadays, and you're contributing to this fact. If you're children (if you are ABLE to have children, which would concern me deeply and pity them immediately after they're being pulled from your arse) grow up and develop a speech impediment and/or become dyslectic, don't forget I warned you.

[FSchouten]

By the way, the worst living animals on the planet, are those who speak evil over the lifestyles of others, who are NOT their fucking BUSINESS!!! I am NOT homosexual, but it is something you do not CHOOSE to be! But, then again; 'U' did not choose to become an ignorant childmolesting spermbucket, eh?

[androoide]

hahahahahaha nice words homo....plus ur a fat guy i guess..so u are a homo-fat-stupid kid...;) niiiiceeee dude...

why dont u do something productive or kill yourself for a better world...cuz gays like u are the problem on our society...aiteeee

p.d. lick my ballsss :P

[FSchouten]

"LICK YOUR BALLS?!?!" And you're saying I'M homosexual?? You're a closet-case! Choose your words more careful next time if you do not wish to blow you're cover. Oh, and Retard; 'blow' does, in this case NOT refer to, or involve orally stimulating a person's genitals! Plus, give me ONE good reason to agree that homosexualtity wrecks this society? And is coming up with something as lame and low as the proportions of my body the best 'u' can do?? My God, you're pathetic...!

[androoide]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuckin fast bastarddddd.....u loveeeee to "bloow" ballss righttt?????????...hahaahahaa cmmon fagget what the fuck r u afraid of? a big dick? jaja

[FSchouten]

I just can't stop rolling over the floor laughing about the fact that this is the best you can pull. You really crack me up, dude! Thanks for that!

[androoide]

ur wlcome nigger...oh sorry

homo-fat-stipd nigger :D

have a really good gay day, and go now to masturbate with a big dildo....va???????

[FSchouten]

Mastur... Wait a minute; masturbate... with a dildo?? Have you ever had sexual education?

[androoide]

man my english its not very good....asi que sio te crees tan cabron pa todo, por que no me lo dices en este idioma eeeeeeeee pendejoo??????

[niggsaywut]

funny thing is that i can read spanish and speak it but cant write it oh and how do you know hes a nigger?

[zecawylde]

Where did he write the word "nigger"? O_o My spanish is not the best, but I'm pretty sure nigger is negro in spanish, and still doesn't have the same offensive content

[Supafweak]

negro is just black in spanish

[niggsaywut]

androodie wrote nigger um lol cant you guys see it? click "show"

[jumboglutes]

Hilarious!

[vladimirsuckmeoff]

You wasted your money

[TheNumberXIII]

no offense but that was AWEFUL

im mean really it was terrible...

[merlionisme]

yes yes!!! this is a real what happened there!

[mexicanmexicano]

2:57-3:12 FUCKING funny. Great video.

[Alomonni]

Fuckin' hilarious man! I absolutely love this! As great as the movie itself, for sure! XD I love "all he requires is DIET AND EXERCISE!" Laughin' my ass off, good job.

[CaptCapitalism]

MAKE FUN OF THE GREEKS???

hahaha man are u retarded???

hahaha, first of all it makes fun of a movie!

second, an AMERICAN movie, and third of fat people.

It makes more fun of Michael Moore, than of greek ppl, since he's a fat, movie-making, american (btw he's an ass and a commie too)

[Cybernetic]

oh yeah lets all make fun of the greeks....this is ridiculous, i do not care if any1 says lighten up or its only for humor, etc....this is stupid

[ryssen88]

spiffytuxedostudios:

You can't expect everybody to share your opinion about this vid

[pup101]

u should have ate the messenger instead.

[Ashley15136]

haha

[mp3cnd]

Aww Fat Pll Are Ugly As Fuck! jk

[crackasoncrack]

hilarious dude, those people that got pissed didn't even see the movie

[spiffytuxedostudios]

i dont know why there are always people that say this sucks and stuff this was really good

on my movies most people say how they are really funny

but there is always those couple of people who always have something bad to say

[levitan71]

those guys where great in my opinion

[1234563214]

good job

[trunkss444]

lol im pretty sure fat guys can be warriors too

[highwings89]

dude this is awesome, I think it got potential yo, keep it coming

[AuntBee09]

very well done!

[doubleshotking25]

fuck lets go to ihop so tonight we dine on pancakes

[lipedreamer]

i wanna go to sparta!

[lexs24]

funny as hell!

[trusttruth1985]

BOOOOOOOO.

[HallucinogenicShroom]

taco bell!!!! haha.

[dodgeedoo]

you guys are queer. seriously.

[AndyKastler]

well you are the one who got his belly rubbed

[yfguitarist]

what are you talking about?

[NinnyPh]

haha grrrrreat

[HeliocentricRGB]

lol

[TexasJack156]

Great video! You're the guys from SIU right?

[AndyKastler]

Yes sir.

[WashiSenpai]

lol xD

[barilotto100]

one of the best vid ever on you tube!