@jonting91 Yes. Everything posted by this group is entirely real. You have every right to believe it. It even states all these facts in the long lost Derpnomicon. All hail the Magnolian-Jupiterian God, Keshmita.
BLASPHEMY!HAM IS EATEN ON EASTER BECAUSE CHATOLIC IS THE BABILONIAN RELIGION IN DISGUISE.FIRST WHY HAM IN EASTER? WHY EASTER? WHY BUNNIES? WHY MULTICOLOUR EGGS?
EASTER WAS BECAUSE OF THE BABYLONIAN GODDESS SEMIRAMIS, GODDESS OF FERTILITYMOTHER AND LOVER OF NIMROD! EASTER CAUSE THE NAME WAS ISHTAR IN EGIPT.
BUNNIES CAUSE REPRESENTS FERTILITY NO ANIMAL IS THAT FERTILE. WHY LENT?NOT BECAUSE JESUS ASCENDE TO HEAVEN ,BUT BECAUSE TAMUZ SON OF NIMROD AND SEMIRAMIS LIVED 40 YEARS.
@Spike294 I´m not being rude, as I havn´t insulted no one. I do appologize if I offended your beliefs in some way. I do believe in respect and tolerance :)
@skeez86 Tamuz WAS KILLED BY A BOAR WHEN HUNTING,SO PEOPLE DOES NOT KNOW THAT ARE COMMITING ABOMINATION AGAINST "GOD" as a symbol babilonians ate the animal in vengeance for the death of tamuz.
repent people,tribulation is comming.then we ask why GOD IS ALLOWING EVIL IN AMERICA,GAY MARRIAGE,ABORTION=HUMAN SACRIFICES TO MOLEC=SATAN.WE REPEAT THE SAME HISTORY.
I CAN GO ON WITH CHRISTMAS TOO,BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY.
JESUS IS THE WAY,THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE.STOP SINNING,REPENT
Isaiah 11:6 ,K J B The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them ,and the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: and the lion shall eat straw like the ox. And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.
2:13, a sheath on dog animation, and is is as harmless as the real thing. Hosea 2:18 ,And in that day will I make a covenant for them with the beasts of the field, and with the fowls of heaven, and [with] the creeping things of the ground: and I will break the bow and the sword and the battle out of the earth, and will make them to lie down safely.
The non human animals will be in heaven because heaven is already in them. Their body will die, but their spirit will live forever.
The non human animals never fell. They are as Innocent as Adam,and Eve before Adam,and Eve fell being naked and unashamed as Adam,and Eve before they wanted more at the -tree of knowledge of good, and evil, and Man Got more, and that more was death, and a voice that would speak against God, and the non human animals do not speak against God,and nether do they look for a sign for Christs return. All non human animals will be saved in Gods kingdom living in Gods glorified light no matter what.
@DeWellstein well, let me just say fo everyone here just how hilarious that comment was. please, give me a moment to recover as my sides have just split.
check out bill hicks on easter.. Everyone here that has had a negative comment on this video has no clue about what easter really is or that is originates in Greece with the Norse and the pagan goddess of fertility. You ask one of them where the real Easter comes from and the original tradition, they would be speechless.. Investigate before you speak, if not, you just look ridiculous.. cute video.. I loved it! Thanks for sharing. PS. I was Christian too, b4 I woke up and stepped out the box
Many civilisations have a story of the rabbit [or hare] being sent to earth by the moon god to offer mankind eternal life. Like the moon, mankind could die and rise again after three days if he chose to eat of the tree of life.
In some stories the snake fools mankind in to eating of the tree of death [he tells them it is the tree of knowledge] and so the snake lives eternally by shedding his skin.
And then there is Genesis - you figure out the rest.
Easter is a pagan holiday, about fertility, which is explains the eggs, and bunnies. It has absolutely nothing to do with Chrsitianity, it just inconveinantly falls on the same day as passover.
Well As a true christian, I believe in this story to save all of animal kind. Thank you for showing me who saved animals, I always ask my pastor that, and he kept telling me, that man was god's chosen people.
People keep defending their betrayers. Many willingly celebrate these wildly wicked weird witchcraft holidays from the weathered old Roman religion of rapists. Are these holidays the beautiful side of evil?...Well, evil, is still evil no matter how it is served to you. The Lord God shall a put curse on all who celebrate these holidays of Hell. You and your children' s children shall suffer plague and death. The Holy Bible explains this fact.
What? Are you saying that I envy Muslims who have scriptures telling them to kill those who lampoon Islam, and, would like to have scriptures in whatever belief I'm into to have the same?
@DragonDriver100 The scriptures that Muslims follow that state to kill non-believers is derived from the Old Testament Bible. Islam is basically a denomination of Judaism, just like Christianity.
There are several verses I can name from the O/T that state to kill non-believers.. Here is ONE example:
2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB- "They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the God of Israel, was to be put to death..."
Sure, there is that passage from Chronicles, but, can you find scriptures from the Bible that tell Christians in THIS day and age that match, say, Quran 9:111, 1-5 and 29? The thing that is different about the Bible's violence against humans, and, the Quran's, is that the Bible tells the things God told Jews of a certain time to do, but, with the Quran, it's basically orders for when Muslims become strong in numbers in ANY time. But, you feel Christianity is more threat than Islam, true?
@DragonDriver100 I don't feel that Christianity is any more of a threat than Islam, or vice versa. All of their beliefs are derived and translated from the exact same place: The Old Testament.
I don't believe that the majority of Christians OR Muslims are a threat either. The fundamentalists (Those who interpret the scriptures literally as the true word of a God) are the threat, and both Religions breed this kind of stupidity. Islam bred the Al'Qaeda. Christianity bred the Ku Klux Klan.
@DragonDriver100 Cont: But the average Christian, like my entire family, & friends are not a threat. Although, they will cut a quarter of their children's penises off, which is pretty disgusting in my opinion. The only kind of people who would hold down their 6 year old daughter (or son) and cut slice peices of their genitals off are PERVERTS or Christians/Muslims. I guess it doesn't matter how disgusting something might be, if God tells you to do it then it must make you a good person?
If God tells me to do it then it must make me a good person? Don't you mean, if I DO what God tells me to do, it makes me a good person? I mean, to hear it from God, how can that make you a good person? Do TO what God would want you to do, would seem to hold more significance. And, if WAS good, (and God is good), then it WOULD be good to do what God tells you, true? Or, are you one of those atheists who believe good and bad are not absolutes?
By the way, if you were ever circumcised, it was incredibly traumatic for you, true? Scarred you for life and contributed to you being an atheist, true?
@DragonDriver100 First of all, you need to reread & recomprehend what I said. I was implying that it doesn't matter how disgusting something is that you might do (genital mutilation to children, proving to God that you have the ability to kill your own child to prove your faith just like Abraham, or suicide bombings) if God was the one who told you to do it, in YOUR mind it is a righeous act and it would make you a good person for doing it. You just admitted to it. Point proven.
@DragonDriver100 "Do you believe good and bar are not absolutes?"
The question is quite confusing, because I'm not really sure what you're are implying.
Are you asking if believe that someone or something besides humans decides whether something is right or wrong and sets those laws in stone, such as a God, Aliens, or some other kind of Creator? I do not believe this. If God created the laws, then he wouldn't have left out pedophilia. Pedo- was considered ok up untill 50 years ago.
@DragonDriver100 No, I didn't. You were very vague about your question. I believe that pedophilia is wrong now.. I believe it was wrong yesterday, and I believe it was wrong 10,000 years ago. I don't care if they thought it was right.. I believe that it was always wrong.
Obviously God didn't think pedophilia is wrong, or he have included it in the 10 commandments, or atleast SOMEWHERE in the bible. =P But he didn't LOL
It's vague if pedophilia is in the Bible or not. There is the ordered slaughter of a people, and, the taking of their daughters for marriage, but, is that a marriage that is sudden, where they'd be little girls (like in Islam), or, are the girls allowed to grow up into adulthood first? I guess it depends on whether you like or hate the Bible. In Islam, little girls can be married, and, for sex as well.
And to everyone here who thinks that this is so hypocritical of Christians that laugh at this: its funny, because its acctually got truth in it. All of this, in the human sense, not animals, is true. This all happened to Jesus except for that he was sold to a Ukranian family... So, really, don't start harping on us unless you're really sure you know what you're talking about
Anybody else here get a nasty little comment or message on their YT channel from the commenter here who goes by " @HonorableMinisterRay "?
He left a one word comment on my channel, I quote: "RACIST!"
See? I'm telling you, those religious people are insane. I never once said single thing EVER here (or elsewhere) that disparages people of ANY race, and make it a practice not to. I can only assume he was trolling for hits?
Perhaps you might enjoy visiting his channel to speak your mind?
@morons Exactly, when and where did I claim Easter was a holiday originated by Christians? I take this short as a satire on the commercial aspect of Easter and nothing more. I think it's hilarious.
I do have a question though: So if a group of people get together and mow down a local church.. killing everyone in it.. including the children and they claim to be "atheists" does that mean that anyone who claims to be an atheist automatically condones those actions? I know that's simplifying things
@dimstar4now "Look, you mockers! Be amazed and die! For I am doing a work in your days, a work that you would not believe even if someone told you!" - Acts 13:41
Again...
"And it has already been revealed to you in the Book that when you hear the Verses of Allah being denied and mocked at, then sit not with them...Surely, Allah will collect the hypocrites and disbelievers all together in Hell." - Quran 4:140 excerpted
Many of these books spell out punishment for those who disobey. Sooo...?
@themediocrenontheist just an honest question... the book I don't believe in is warning me that I should believe in it or else, right? Why would I believe in the warning, if I don't believe in all the other stuff?
@larryboyofok"But I will warn you Galatians 6:7 says Be not deceived,God is not mocked, whatever a man sows thats what he will reap" - larry
"And whoever desires a religion other than Islâm, never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter he will be in the ranks of those who have lost." - Qu'ran 3:85
Non-Christians are as impressed by Biblical scripture as you are by the above verse from the Qu'ran. That is to say, 'not at all,' unfortunately and with all due respect.
@NeutralArtist94 "I'm a Christian... I'm fine with any religion as long as it doesn't involve murder or just bad things in general."
"If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or your intimate friend entices you secretly to serve other gods...do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. - Deuteronomy 13:7-9, excerpted
Once I'd read enough, I'd had enough. I bailed on organized religion 6 years ago. : /
@themediocrenontheist@NeutralArtist94 Leviticus 25:44-46: "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. ...and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly."
@WR3STL3 Also the best way to convince the population to commit the most atrocious actions to include mass murder, genocide, torture, etc, under the flag of morality.
Let me guess. Yours right? There are hundreds of theistic religions in the world. Every single one professes their god(s) is real and all others are false. Subdivided, there are tens of thousands of sectarian denominations, some of which have fought bloody war over who's God is the OneTrueGod(tm) (Protestants vs Catholics; Shia vs Sunni). You support this madness and yet you have the cojones to tell someone else to get their sinful life in order?
I think I've just given you "evidence" of thousands of gods. Just because you don't believe the ones you don't like doesn't make your imaginary friend any more real than the others.
" You need to grow up and get your sinful life in order!"
I need to grow up!!!
I'm not the one believing in fairy tales and mythical gods.
May I suggest you read a proper book and not that load of bullshit you think is sacred called the bible.
@Pigdowndog all of us here on YouTube have freedom of speech. As much as you don't like them telling you this, you shouldn't be so quick to shout back at them. People are less likely to listen when you yell at them. Think of a response that will acctually get to them. If you aren't religious, just accept that these people are different from you. Its not like they can go to Hell if there really isnt a God. So don't bother with them unless you want to learn about what you're arguing against.
Exactly, and I was practising my right to free speech.
"you yell at them"
I'm at a loss to know how you can tell the decibel level of my typing.
"So don't bother with them unless you want to learn about what you're arguing against"
I won't bother with them when I can walk past a church that has no sign outside proclaiming god's love or when nobody knocks on my front door doing the same.
this is sooo wrong XD
magicpeach2011 1 week ago
LOL
rastafariann13 1 week ago
That is adorable and brilliant!
thirtycats 1 month ago
ja pierdole@.@
zaizai71 1 month ago
I pee'd when I saw Elmer Fudd.
CaptainCalifornia 1 month ago in playlist 'Llectuals Playlist
hahaha ya..... where going to hell for this
patman9735 1 month ago
Those who made this video are surely going to hell.
Phoenixspin 1 month ago
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ClockNumerology 1 month ago
This is an awesome video!!!!!!!! Good job!!!!
4siblings2011 1 month ago
It all makes sense now. All my questions about Easter have finally been answered.
RealitysParadox 3 months ago 6
is this real
religion is so weird i believe anything
jonting91 4 months ago
@jonting91 Yes. Everything posted by this group is entirely real. You have every right to believe it. It even states all these facts in the long lost Derpnomicon. All hail the Magnolian-Jupiterian God, Keshmita.
TheActorWithNoLines 3 months ago
OMFG The screaming cat at the end!!! I can't stop laughing.
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BLASPHEMY!HAM IS EATEN ON EASTER BECAUSE CHATOLIC IS THE BABILONIAN RELIGION IN DISGUISE.FIRST WHY HAM IN EASTER? WHY EASTER? WHY BUNNIES? WHY MULTICOLOUR EGGS?
EASTER WAS BECAUSE OF THE BABYLONIAN GODDESS SEMIRAMIS, GODDESS OF FERTILITYMOTHER AND LOVER OF NIMROD! EASTER CAUSE THE NAME WAS ISHTAR IN EGIPT.
BUNNIES CAUSE REPRESENTS FERTILITY NO ANIMAL IS THAT FERTILE. WHY LENT?NOT BECAUSE JESUS ASCENDE TO HEAVEN ,BUT BECAUSE TAMUZ SON OF NIMROD AND SEMIRAMIS LIVED 40 YEARS.
masterpatric07 4 months ago
Funny. If you compare it to the "real" gospel, both seem equally far fetched.
TheHuskyGT 4 months ago
@TheHuskyGT Why must you be so rude?
Spike294 4 months ago
@Spike294 I´m not being rude, as I havn´t insulted no one. I do appologize if I offended your beliefs in some way. I do believe in respect and tolerance :)
TheHuskyGT 4 months ago
@Spike294
Is saying Santa Claus is far fetched rude? Do you want to see rude?
Leadman1989 1 month ago
The poor cat ...
Killernation 4 months ago
chuck norris is the reason the easter bunny hides his eggs
TheNeverEndingBand 5 months ago
Easter just made a whole lot more sense now. Thank you
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@skeez86 Tamuz WAS KILLED BY A BOAR WHEN HUNTING,SO PEOPLE DOES NOT KNOW THAT ARE COMMITING ABOMINATION AGAINST "GOD" as a symbol babilonians ate the animal in vengeance for the death of tamuz.
repent people,tribulation is comming.then we ask why GOD IS ALLOWING EVIL IN AMERICA,GAY MARRIAGE,ABORTION=HUMAN SACRIFICES TO MOLEC=SATAN.WE REPEAT THE SAME HISTORY.
I CAN GO ON WITH CHRISTMAS TOO,BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY.
JESUS IS THE WAY,THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE.STOP SINNING,REPENT
masterpatric07 4 months ago
the turtle disciple is so cute :)
EnigmaintheRain 6 months ago
what an lie your living your lifes who believe this story
LostonYREyes 6 months ago
What about the plants? will they be able to enter the kingdom of God someday? XDD
Aerithandwilus 6 months ago 4
9They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mountain: for the earth shall be full of the knowledge of the LORD, as the waters cover the sea
kobidobidog 6 months ago
Isaiah 11:6 ,K J B The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them ,and the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: and the lion shall eat straw like the ox. And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.
kobidobidog 6 months ago
2:13, a sheath on dog animation, and is is as harmless as the real thing. Hosea 2:18 ,And in that day will I make a covenant for them with the beasts of the field, and with the fowls of heaven, and [with] the creeping things of the ground: and I will break the bow and the sword and the battle out of the earth, and will make them to lie down safely.
The non human animals will be in heaven because heaven is already in them. Their body will die, but their spirit will live forever.
kobidobidog 6 months ago
The non human animals never fell. They are as Innocent as Adam,and Eve before Adam,and Eve fell being naked and unashamed as Adam,and Eve before they wanted more at the -tree of knowledge of good, and evil, and Man Got more, and that more was death, and a voice that would speak against God, and the non human animals do not speak against God,and nether do they look for a sign for Christs return. All non human animals will be saved in Gods kingdom living in Gods glorified light no matter what.
kobidobidog 6 months ago
him sitting there all put back together and seeing that cupcake on the turtle's back reminded me of pinkie pie's cupcakes...
007ferguson007 6 months ago
later that night the dog ate all the chocolate and died of internal bleeding.
DeWellstein 6 months ago
@DeWellstein well, let me just say fo everyone here just how hilarious that comment was. please, give me a moment to recover as my sides have just split.
reecepenn97 6 months ago
@reecepenn97 I love sarcasm (no this isn't sarcasm). I know it's not hilarious, it's just what sipped into my messed up mind at 1:08.
DeWellstein 6 months ago
@DeWellstein ok. but I have a dog so i didnt find that hilarious. just rather tryhard-ish. No offence.
reecepenn97 6 months ago
omg awesome!
joaoclara1 6 months ago
fag
father042 6 months ago
You have mocked christianity and will likely make some people question their faith.......I love it!!!
ufjazzman97 7 months ago
thats brilliant.
reecepenn97 7 months ago
cool, funny,and true vid. now who's the animal devil? lol
KIRBY365 7 months ago
check out bill hicks on easter.. Everyone here that has had a negative comment on this video has no clue about what easter really is or that is originates in Greece with the Norse and the pagan goddess of fertility. You ask one of them where the real Easter comes from and the original tradition, they would be speechless.. Investigate before you speak, if not, you just look ridiculous.. cute video.. I loved it! Thanks for sharing. PS. I was Christian too, b4 I woke up and stepped out the box
aliearia03 7 months ago
The sad thing is: this story is about as realistic as the new testament story...
myteethareshiny 7 months ago
were is TARAZAN?
smokyPR0 7 months ago
That was... *sniff* beautiful!
789melissa 7 months ago
loooool
alzadjali90 7 months ago
This was sick and depraved. You have a truly disturbed mind. Subscribed!!!
skywize 7 months ago
lol the cat in eternity lol the way hey whales. its bad but its kinda funny
DBuckT8 7 months ago
Hahaha.. ;D that's so funny..
youtube.com/watch?v=GRUB61wPwMA&feature=related
MahanUSW 7 months ago
Many civilisations have a story of the rabbit [or hare] being sent to earth by the moon god to offer mankind eternal life. Like the moon, mankind could die and rise again after three days if he chose to eat of the tree of life.
In some stories the snake fools mankind in to eating of the tree of death [he tells them it is the tree of knowledge] and so the snake lives eternally by shedding his skin.
And then there is Genesis - you figure out the rest.
Huttate1 7 months ago
"and he even healed a leopard" hahahahah
ZZzzzzzWhat 7 months ago 2
I get it Jesus was a rabbit.
Barkus Fleas Carrying was a bastard!
mag6999 7 months ago
amazing
djBL4ZE 7 months ago
the holy SHIT ITS A FUCING BUNNY!
TheLochax 7 months ago
Wait, this can't be true. My dog has consumed at least one chocolate cake in her lifetime.
ThePhysicsGun 7 months ago
@ThePhysicsGun Seriously, your dog can die from that. Theobromine is very toxic to dogs and found in large quantities in chocolate.
theperrenialsmartass 7 months ago
@theperrenialsmartass
It was 3 years ago. She is now 12.
ThePhysicsGun 7 months ago
umm is this true? cuz i dont think it is plus im cathlic
ajvsr1 8 months ago
@ajvsr1
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ThePhysicsGun 7 months ago
what have people with cats?! why are their the demons and devil?! >:(
TheLegoLord100 8 months ago
:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCC why coul'dnt there be an easter dragon
TargouniusKILLER 8 months ago
i showed this to my dad who was WAS a cristian and he belived it XD
Aburamegirl32 8 months ago
lol'd
mmmmmmmmm2222222222 8 months ago
1:43-2:00
A divine decree punishing billions of individuals for the sin of their ancestor.
He's DEFFINATLY a representative of God.
;)
SinnFein4ever 8 months ago
hey if you read stephen king you would know that satan has a pet spider
and God has a pet turtle derp
MrWundrful 8 months ago
Easter is a pagan holiday, about fertility, which is explains the eggs, and bunnies. It has absolutely nothing to do with Chrsitianity, it just inconveinantly falls on the same day as passover.
ToaRanen7 8 months ago
@ToaRanen7 DURRR, THANKS. I'M SURE WE DIDN'T ALL ALREADY KNOW THAT!
J05HDA 8 months ago
Jesus christ!!
eyrobbanoedde 8 months ago
WARNING: East is probably pagen in my opinion undoubtebly evil. Try typing in 'the truth about easter' something should come up.
majinvi74 8 months ago
Well As a true christian, I believe in this story to save all of animal kind. Thank you for showing me who saved animals, I always ask my pastor that, and he kept telling me, that man was god's chosen people.
DoNotLaughAtMe 8 months ago
LOL hippopotamus pilate
DarkFalcon6484 8 months ago
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EASTER, CHRISTMAS & TRUTH:
People keep defending their betrayers. Many willingly celebrate these wildly wicked weird witchcraft holidays from the weathered old Roman religion of rapists. Are these holidays the beautiful side of evil?...Well, evil, is still evil no matter how it is served to you. The Lord God shall a put curse on all who celebrate these holidays of Hell. You and your children' s children shall suffer plague and death. The Holy Bible explains this fact.
Private Investigator Sinn
TruthTeller878 8 months ago
YouTube: Proof that any video related to religion, no matter what it's about, will spark a vicious religious "debate" in the comments.
Sawbones12 8 months ago
wow, i thought this was real up until things got a bit ridiculous. Did anyone else notice Elmer Fudd?
TrueEnergizerBunnies 8 months ago
Zombie Rabbits!!! Run!!
Goneoffshore 9 months ago
Is it weird that I came here from paheal.com(it a porn site)
monkey8102 9 months ago 3
I wonder if one can now lampoon Islam like this...or, is that too dangerous? It IS too dangerous, I bet.
DragonDriver100 9 months ago 11
@DragonDriver100 We have a video called "Terrorist Bloopers" that takes on Islam. We are equal opportunity offenders!
P0YKPAC 9 months ago 30
@P0YKPAC Equal opportunity at it's best.
HimesInu 6 months ago
@P0YKPAC
Nice!
Ozymondias99 4 months ago
@DragonDriver100 Fatwah envy much?
MrAdaLovelace 9 months ago
@MrAdaLovelace
What? Are you saying that I envy Muslims who have scriptures telling them to kill those who lampoon Islam, and, would like to have scriptures in whatever belief I'm into to have the same?
DragonDriver100 9 months ago
@DragonDriver100 The scriptures that Muslims follow that state to kill non-believers is derived from the Old Testament Bible. Islam is basically a denomination of Judaism, just like Christianity.
There are several verses I can name from the O/T that state to kill non-believers.. Here is ONE example:
2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB- "They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the God of Israel, was to be put to death..."
AtheismInExhile 9 months ago
Sure, there is that passage from Chronicles, but, can you find scriptures from the Bible that tell Christians in THIS day and age that match, say, Quran 9:111, 1-5 and 29? The thing that is different about the Bible's violence against humans, and, the Quran's, is that the Bible tells the things God told Jews of a certain time to do, but, with the Quran, it's basically orders for when Muslims become strong in numbers in ANY time. But, you feel Christianity is more threat than Islam, true?
DragonDriver100 9 months ago
@DragonDriver100 I don't feel that Christianity is any more of a threat than Islam, or vice versa. All of their beliefs are derived and translated from the exact same place: The Old Testament.
I don't believe that the majority of Christians OR Muslims are a threat either. The fundamentalists (Those who interpret the scriptures literally as the true word of a God) are the threat, and both Religions breed this kind of stupidity. Islam bred the Al'Qaeda. Christianity bred the Ku Klux Klan.
AtheismInExhile 9 months ago
@AtheismInExhile
Oh, so you see them as an equal threat. Have you studied the Quran and Hadith?
DragonDriver100 9 months ago
@DragonDriver100 Cont: But the average Christian, like my entire family, & friends are not a threat. Although, they will cut a quarter of their children's penises off, which is pretty disgusting in my opinion. The only kind of people who would hold down their 6 year old daughter (or son) and cut slice peices of their genitals off are PERVERTS or Christians/Muslims. I guess it doesn't matter how disgusting something might be, if God tells you to do it then it must make you a good person?
AtheismInExhile 9 months ago
@AtheismInExhile
If God tells me to do it then it must make me a good person? Don't you mean, if I DO what God tells me to do, it makes me a good person? I mean, to hear it from God, how can that make you a good person? Do TO what God would want you to do, would seem to hold more significance. And, if WAS good, (and God is good), then it WOULD be good to do what God tells you, true? Or, are you one of those atheists who believe good and bad are not absolutes?
DragonDriver100 9 months ago
@DragonDriver100
By the way, if you were ever circumcised, it was incredibly traumatic for you, true? Scarred you for life and contributed to you being an atheist, true?
DragonDriver100 9 months ago
@DragonDriver100 First of all, you need to reread & recomprehend what I said. I was implying that it doesn't matter how disgusting something is that you might do (genital mutilation to children, proving to God that you have the ability to kill your own child to prove your faith just like Abraham, or suicide bombings) if God was the one who told you to do it, in YOUR mind it is a righeous act and it would make you a good person for doing it. You just admitted to it. Point proven.
AtheismInExhile 8 months ago
@DragonDriver100 "Do you believe good and bar are not absolutes?"
The question is quite confusing, because I'm not really sure what you're are implying.
Are you asking if believe that someone or something besides humans decides whether something is right or wrong and sets those laws in stone, such as a God, Aliens, or some other kind of Creator? I do not believe this. If God created the laws, then he wouldn't have left out pedophilia. Pedo- was considered ok up untill 50 years ago.
AtheismInExhile 8 months ago
@AtheismInExhile
You use pedophilia being ok as proof that there is no good and bad absolutes, I see. Well, that answers my question.
DragonDriver100 8 months ago
@DragonDriver100 No, I didn't. You were very vague about your question. I believe that pedophilia is wrong now.. I believe it was wrong yesterday, and I believe it was wrong 10,000 years ago. I don't care if they thought it was right.. I believe that it was always wrong.
Obviously God didn't think pedophilia is wrong, or he have included it in the 10 commandments, or atleast SOMEWHERE in the bible. =P But he didn't LOL
AtheismInExhile 8 months ago
@AtheismInExhile
It's vague if pedophilia is in the Bible or not. There is the ordered slaughter of a people, and, the taking of their daughters for marriage, but, is that a marriage that is sudden, where they'd be little girls (like in Islam), or, are the girls allowed to grow up into adulthood first? I guess it depends on whether you like or hate the Bible. In Islam, little girls can be married, and, for sex as well.
DragonDriver100 8 months ago
@DragonDriver100
Nah. It can be (and has been) done.
/watch?v=fEeJSLjoM78
LordCustos3 7 months ago
@LordCustos3
Good video. I noticed, though, it didn't show Muhammad in cartoon form. I can see why.
DragonDriver100 7 months ago
Eww he was butchered
Globez123 9 months ago
So cute !
HotPantyChicksCom 9 months ago
Thanks for sharing¡¡¡
CarlosSentinelMusic1 9 months ago
holy shit i gotta take my dog to coton tail church XD
chitownRB33 9 months ago
That was HIGHlarious! hahahahaha
DUJETO 9 months ago
oh wow, this is so pushing it now.
KulakxFilms 9 months ago
lol that was awsome :D
Pasanax666 9 months ago
but have you seen the peter rabbit episode on southpark with( peter) rabbit
Chikawowwow101 9 months ago
lol 1:45 to 1:58
Chikawowwow101 9 months ago
And to everyone here who thinks that this is so hypocritical of Christians that laugh at this: its funny, because its acctually got truth in it. All of this, in the human sense, not animals, is true. This all happened to Jesus except for that he was sold to a Ukranian family... So, really, don't start harping on us unless you're really sure you know what you're talking about
kyubi4hokage 9 months ago
this is hilarious!
koduel1 9 months ago
The forest temple? zelda much?
Highstar25 9 months ago
i c wat u did thar..
TAV151 9 months ago
0_0......... ummm ok
BrittanyMillams 9 months ago
Very well produced and I agree with the underlying message.
pmscholl 9 months ago
as a christian i think it may be a little sac religious but on the other hand i think its hilarious :D
sept695 9 months ago
Hahaha! I'm a christian, and I find this to be hilarious.
Flynnia 9 months ago
i will never think of easter the same as i did before since the death of a pet...:'(
emzworld19 9 months ago
"He even healed a leopard"
I see what you did thar
lordlacolith 9 months ago
Anybody else here get a nasty little comment or message on their YT channel from the commenter here who goes by " @HonorableMinisterRay "?
He left a one word comment on my channel, I quote: "RACIST!"
See? I'm telling you, those religious people are insane. I never once said single thing EVER here (or elsewhere) that disparages people of ANY race, and make it a practice not to. I can only assume he was trolling for hits?
Perhaps you might enjoy visiting his channel to speak your mind?
PhosphorDigital 9 months ago
lol wtf
gangrail 9 months ago
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lol! Great story! Probably part of the Missing Books of the Bible.
Daelda 9 months ago
lol! Great story! Probaby part of the Missing Books of the Bible.
Daelda 9 months ago
what a story lol
Chikawowwow101 9 months ago
This is...genius...
zackfair73195 9 months ago
you cant prove this didnt happen
chiroptera9 9 months ago
@morons Exactly, when and where did I claim Easter was a holiday originated by Christians? I take this short as a satire on the commercial aspect of Easter and nothing more. I think it's hilarious.
I do have a question though: So if a group of people get together and mow down a local church.. killing everyone in it.. including the children and they claim to be "atheists" does that mean that anyone who claims to be an atheist automatically condones those actions? I know that's simplifying things
sagaofbluewing 9 months ago
my dumbass friend thought this was a legit story in the bible.....
she cried while watching it -_-
Amundo1234 9 months ago
I don't even need to look at the comments and I already know there's definitely a bunch of stupid bantering and trolling going on
AHPmusic 9 months ago
LMAO @ the cat!
X6800 9 months ago
Check out the monkey at 0:57 He's all like "Duhuhuhuh" looking
TheMerlinOfAR 9 months ago
sounds somewhat familiar... Where have i heard this story before?
thebistromathicdrive 9 months ago
Flawlessly tasteless, but still safe for children. :)
Hardyman1966 9 months ago
Brilliant! Beautifully done. I love it!
glorfinniella 9 months ago
This story is not any more unbelievable than the standard gospel story.
mtklima 9 months ago 38
@mtklima Way to steal jokes from P.Z. Myers.
TomSFox 9 months ago
@TomSFox Guilty as charged!!
mtklima 8 months ago
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@TomSFox Guilty as charged!!
mtklima 8 months ago
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@verbatimjoker08
"this is fucking retarded "
I think that's the point! Religion is "fucking retarded".
Pigdowndog 9 months ago
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His only begotten PET.
RedRaccoon91 9 months ago
This is really clever
TerrorWatcher 9 months ago
"...before he returned to his golden rabbit hutch in the sky"
"They see him soon enough in animal heaven"
...shouldn´t he go to "Inlé"? ;-)
Nymousano001 9 months ago
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steakman1989 9 months ago
@dimstar4now "Look, you mockers! Be amazed and die! For I am doing a work in your days, a work that you would not believe even if someone told you!" - Acts 13:41
Again...
"And it has already been revealed to you in the Book that when you hear the Verses of Allah being denied and mocked at, then sit not with them...Surely, Allah will collect the hypocrites and disbelievers all together in Hell." - Quran 4:140 excerpted
Many of these books spell out punishment for those who disobey. Sooo...?
themediocrenontheist 9 months ago
@themediocrenontheist just an honest question... the book I don't believe in is warning me that I should believe in it or else, right? Why would I believe in the warning, if I don't believe in all the other stuff?
MattSchwader 9 months ago
i posted this wrong. sorry themediocrenontheist.
MattSchwader 9 months ago
@MattSchwader "Why would I believe in the warning, if I don't believe in all the other stuff?"
Exactly, which is why I don't believe any of it myself. ~_^
themediocrenontheist 9 months ago
@larryboyofok"But I will warn you Galatians 6:7 says Be not deceived,God is not mocked, whatever a man sows thats what he will reap" - larry
"And whoever desires a religion other than Islâm, never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter he will be in the ranks of those who have lost." - Qu'ran 3:85
Non-Christians are as impressed by Biblical scripture as you are by the above verse from the Qu'ran. That is to say, 'not at all,' unfortunately and with all due respect.
themediocrenontheist 9 months ago
@NeutralArtist94 "I'm a Christian... I'm fine with any religion as long as it doesn't involve murder or just bad things in general."
"If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or your intimate friend entices you secretly to serve other gods...do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. - Deuteronomy 13:7-9, excerpted
Once I'd read enough, I'd had enough. I bailed on organized religion 6 years ago. : /
themediocrenontheist 9 months ago
@themediocrenontheist @NeutralArtist94 Leviticus 25:44-46: "Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. ...and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly."
It's easy to find atrocities in the bible.
arekayvee 9 months ago
Happy zombie day
THE6DEAD 9 months ago 3
Makes just as much sense as the Jesus fairy tale.
bogwam 9 months ago
Fuck easter
vme64 9 months ago
@vme64 Fuck YOU!
HeyYoHomeskillet 9 months ago
Fuck easter
vme64 9 months ago
Freaking hilarious!!!!!
karlt10 9 months ago 2
All praise the most holy rabbit!
Macthecamp 9 months ago
this is so funny......luv it
SkittlesNTwix 9 months ago
If you don't like this video, you're a haretic.
Vonunov 9 months ago 28
@Vonunov "A harertic" ohohohoho... oh you... ;)
rabidsi 9 months ago
@Vonunov LOL Cute
MikeOfKorea 9 months ago
lolol
owl4 9 months ago
The 'thumbs up if x brought you here' comments should stop getting thumbs up.
midasxe 9 months ago 2
@midasxe Thats why I thumbs them down :D
LordKombox 9 months ago
The voiceover is perfect.
This legend would keep Brian Fellows talking for days.
ndatmo 9 months ago
remember when people didnt ask for a thumbs up?
gungasc 9 months ago 3
there is no god , he hasnt helped me out with shit
havent heard seen or felt him no reason to put my faith in worthless shit]
WR3STL3 9 months ago
@WR3STL3 You need to get right with God!
HonorableMinisterRay 9 months ago
@HonorableMinisterRay Your "christian monisters" or priests need to stop raping children
WR3STL3 9 months ago
Religion - a good way to control the population from committing harmful actions.
WR3STL3 9 months ago
@WR3STL3 Also the best way to convince the population to commit the most atrocious actions to include mass murder, genocide, torture, etc, under the flag of morality.
MrGarky 9 months ago
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@WR3STL3 "Religion - a good way to control the population from committing harmful actions."
Oh dear, you appear to have that backwards.
rabidsi 9 months ago
@HonorableMinisterRay
"You need to get right with God!"
Which one? Zeus, Thor, Odin, Loki, Heracles, Atlas, Dionysus, Cronus, Chaos, Hades, etc, etc.
Tell me which one and I'll try to "get right" with him.
So difficult when there are thousands to choose from.
Pigdowndog 9 months ago 3
@Pigdowndog You know better than that! There is only one God! You need to grow up and get your sinful life in order!
HonorableMinisterRay 9 months ago
@HonorableMinisterRay
Yeah! All praise his noodly appendages!
CrimsonRefractions 9 months ago 2
@CrimsonRefractions Ramen, my friend!
nawcom 9 months ago
@HonorableMinisterRay "There is only one God!"
Let me guess. Yours right? There are hundreds of theistic religions in the world. Every single one professes their god(s) is real and all others are false. Subdivided, there are tens of thousands of sectarian denominations, some of which have fought bloody war over who's God is the OneTrueGod(tm) (Protestants vs Catholics; Shia vs Sunni). You support this madness and yet you have the cojones to tell someone else to get their sinful life in order?
coasterpro 9 months ago
@HonorableMinisterRay "There is only one God!"
I think I've just given you "evidence" of thousands of gods. Just because you don't believe the ones you don't like doesn't make your imaginary friend any more real than the others.
" You need to grow up and get your sinful life in order!"
I need to grow up!!!
I'm not the one believing in fairy tales and mythical gods.
May I suggest you read a proper book and not that load of bullshit you think is sacred called the bible.
Pigdowndog 9 months ago
@Pigdowndog all of us here on YouTube have freedom of speech. As much as you don't like them telling you this, you shouldn't be so quick to shout back at them. People are less likely to listen when you yell at them. Think of a response that will acctually get to them. If you aren't religious, just accept that these people are different from you. Its not like they can go to Hell if there really isnt a God. So don't bother with them unless you want to learn about what you're arguing against.
kyubi4hokage 9 months ago
@kyubi4hokage
"here on YouTube have freedom of speech"
Exactly, and I was practising my right to free speech.
"you yell at them"
I'm at a loss to know how you can tell the decibel level of my typing.
"So don't bother with them unless you want to learn about what you're arguing against"
I won't bother with them when I can walk past a church that has no sign outside proclaiming god's love or when nobody knocks on my front door doing the same.
Get over it.
Pigdowndog 9 months ago
JESUS IS LAUUUUUUUUUUURD!
ThePerchance 9 months ago
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JESUS IS LAUUUUUUUUUUURD!
ThePerchance 9 months ago
@HonorableMinisterRay
Which one?
whiteravenoak 9 months ago
Christians and Muslims need to get the fuck out