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  • I love how he automaticly gets a lisp when airplanes are involved.

  • Finland's not brown.. but i'll forgive you... this time :D

  • *when HE climbed xP

  • He was totally starting to say "I'm gonna break my balls" when climbed out of his car xP And that lyric is from "Black & Yellow" he listens to some hardcore rap xP He must be pretty tall to be able to climb over his car door like that LOL I would've loved to have someone walk by when he did that & look at him like O.o xD

  • got heely's... and go 1:13 around my school.. :D

  • Press 6, then 4 XD

  • i wish you sold tobuscus heely's

  • ur so random and awesome in this video, like me!

  • You leave an open vehicle like that in the middle of nothing? In my country i'd take a google search for it to Vanish...

  • THALL

  • oh my toby turner!

    when i started watching the video, with le flowers? i started smelling flowers~! and i was LE FREAKING OUT! then i realised there was a flower in a vase on my desk in front of mah face. -___-

  • WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GIRLS?!

  • 1831680000 seconds= 58 years 1 month

  • i can haz t-shirt?

  • PRESS 4 W8 2 SEC, SPAM NUMBER 4 = The Perfect WrAoU!

  • he is just to freaking awesome :D

  • That's one nice car! But even nicer way to enter it! I really need to get heelies...

  • i think i know why we all clicked this vid >_>....

  • ....all of the related videos on the side of the page....

  • god, Toby, FUDGE IS BROWN

  • eyy nice car x3

  • I love how Toby always wears heelies (heelys?)

  • @pinkfloyd873 second one

  • @DerekDBell yea, he owns a beamer

  • @MONK10021 not anymore, thats why they dont do vids together now

  • hey Toby is Justine realy your girl?

  • gum only stays in your stomach for like 5 days, just it would take like 13months or something in your stomach to digest fully. so it doesnt.

  • the advertisement im seeing is "the best russian girls"

  • hey tobuscus i got myself sum heelies aswell but i have sum trouble staying balanced do you have any tips :D

  • @OdysseusAres5500,

    Oooga Booga! I'm gonna get ya!

    You fuckballs.

    Quit jerking your gerken to my pictures, loser!

    Hey, everyone, this Odysseus character came to my channel and left messages asking me to send him nude photos of me! Gross! Cyber-stalker!

    Be careful when you interact with @OdysseusAres5500 ! ! !

  • Fudge Friday?

  • Feces Friday?

  • toby where do you find time to work. i mean you own a bmw. wtf that awsome!

  • Nice BMW ;)

  • FINLAND!!!! we kick ass

  • Are you wearing skinny jeans (if you are WIN!)? 

  • TOBY i want your shoes!

  • thumbs up if u can drive a car

  • how he slide his foot

  • @amankhancool Heelies, they're shoes with wheels in the heels.

  • @amankhancool HEELYS

  • I wanted to hear the end of that sentence Toby. What are you going to break, Toby. WHAT I'm gonna break my ba- WHAT DX I CANNOT FILL IN THE BLANK.

  • JAYWALKER!

  • midtro of darkness the redness then whiteness has not darkenes

  • 6:41 "SDJFHJEBVUEKDVEJKBREFHEKJF T-SHIRT." Thats what I caught. Yup.

  • your gonna break your what?! :O

  • @moterhead7 True, but i thin khe ment door to his car

  • Healies r bad, but u no wut is never bad? The comment question of the day wich comes from the user name BAMM!  And hr said...

  • it's gonna be funny if someone sent him porn for the one thing ಠ_ಠ

  • I fucking love his hair ಠ_ಠ

  • love how he names his videos to get more viewers xD

  • Toby you should purpose. Thumbs up so he can see this! (Baby tobies running around the house breaking vases)

  • ha ha ha prius :P

    i have someone at cadets who has to shave like twice a day, its really freaky "/

  • ha ha ha prius :P

  • its apperently forgetful friday ;)

    

  • teehee toby what were you saying you were going to break getting out of your car????? haha

  • The Irish for Patrick is Pádraig so that's where the d comes from and the nickname Paddy.. :)

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  • i thought he jacked a car

  • 2:40 BMW

    and here i thought your wheelies were your mode of transportation.

  • im sick of guuys who inflate their dicks penis pumps are gross

  • HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING US WHEN WE HIDE!?!

  • Ohmygosh I love you

  • FUDGE Friday!

  • What starts with an "F" that is brown? ....Um. Let me think. ...Feces?

    Feces Friday?

  • Did Toby just steal a car?

  • lol, I love the tags. xD

  • I thought gum only stayed in your system for 7 years..

  • @KuramaLover26 people got confused by the term "indigestible" when people would talk about gum. Corn is also indigestible meaning it remains mostly intact, gum only stays in your system for a week at most.

    Science!

  • if my calculations are correct which they probably are not there is 1829088000 seconds in 58 years (i didnt wanna do the one month)...im so bored...

  • FUDGE FRIDAY

  • Didn't someone tweet a picture of your apartment complex or something? I think i recognize it from some of your videos.......

  • Didn't someone tweet a picture of your apartment complex or something? I think i recognize it from some of your videos.......

  • 5 hour energy much O_o

  • Maybe I missed something, but what does LTA stand for?

    Also it's kind of funny you said at the midtro that you were nearly done, and were far from it lol

  • Wow totally grow a beard it would increase the Awesomeness by a gazziliom x

  • You need to grow a beard you would look even more EPIC!

  • toby i just realized u havent walked gypsie for a while......where is she

  • Have a fried-twinkie Friday

  • FUDGE

  • when i watch these vids i get the biggest smile on my face

  • AWWW he didnt do tha whole bada bada do subscribe outrooo off darknesss then red ness then whiteness then BOOOOOOP

  • AWWW he didnt do tha whole bada bada do subscribe outrooo off darknesss then whiteness then BOOOOOOP

  • FRIDAY!!! Yesterday was thursday (thursday) tooooday it is friday (friday) tommorow is saturday then sunday comes after waaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrds

  • you should do an inspirational tape

  • some people's user names really get me sometimes. doodoodude? honestly....>_>

  • Fecal Friday...

  • toby: why are you a pervert? i mean really ur looking at the girls boobs in the picture before you hit play...

  • That gum thing is a myth. Gum passes through your digestive system just like any other food.

  • Toby: intro of darkness then redness then whiteness!

    Audiance: intro of comment

  • WEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO (thats my favorite thing EVER)

  • I'm working on my impression. Mine sounds like a pig in pain.

  • Because you forgot:

    Ba da da da da da da da do subscribe!

  • Justine's gona be piiisssed. >.>

  • Finished at the mid-tro turned out to truly be the mid-tro.

  • look at his face by pressing 9 instanly

  • haha keep pressing 4 most annoying noise evar

  • I want to buy one of your shirts but the design that I want on it is only available in US and I live in europe :((

  • 2:29 to 2:30 Singing Black and Yellow G-Mix.

  • Toby's weows always make my day.

  • did anyone noticed that he's walking in circles?

  • Toby's cry of frustration as he tries to remember what day it is-so cute xD

  • suggest a poster with black on top red in middle and white on the bottom with a controller for xbox.it will say TOBUSHCUS.cause thats how it sounds

  • thumbs up if you noticed there is no 7:53

  • keep pressing 4

  • footballs are brown

  • Audience what!

  • i had heelies but i did 1 foot threw wal-mart and fell and broke them

  • Paddy is short for padraig which is irish for patrick. just so ya know :)

  • press 9 for toby talking in a weird language :)

  • 1:12 EWWHOOOOOO!!

  • finland is brown? :D

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  • he was about to say im gonna brake my balls

  • An word that is brown and starts with F :

    Feces.

  • @Mr12toe I already said that joke a few days ago.

  • @danposmaytee does it really matter?

  • Don't feel bad Toby. I can't grow a beard either.

  • Hitting 6-4-2 makes me giggle a bit. :)

  • Use the hot gamer girls of the day's photos

  • He was sooo gonna say that he broke his boner :P

  • Cant wait to see the best posters that have been submitted :D

  • That song was Black and yellow by wiz khalifa!!1 its awesome :D

  • Is that Justine's car?

  • WHEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!

  • hey its my lil bros birthday today, toby can u wish him happy birthday in a video? his name is dennis

  • @toby turner. What car do you have?

  • 108 people hoped toby was a porn star

  • @dungthing 4669 people knew toby is better than a porn star.

  • this video has so many more views just because of the thumbnail!

  • this video got me in troble couse of the videos on the side bar

  • no ba da do do do do doo subscribe? *sad face*

  • Feces Friday :D

  • *Climbs over side of car* "I'm gonna brake my ba..." Balls?? Lmfao.

  • Toby, the gum stays until you puke it out. LOL No worries, you won't have to wait for 57 years, but instead this upcoming weekend when you get trashed! :P

  • pretty sure this is the same neighborhood as the 'laughing' lazy vlog....is that odd to point out? yes? no? lmfaoooo

  • midtro of darkness then redness then whiteness hahaha

  • wow 3 modes of transport!

  • i like posters!

  • fudge friday :)

  • MIDTROOOO!

  • There are too many words

  • Oh my good lord. An intro in the first 20 SECONDS. I'm impressed Toby. Well done. Well done indeed. xD

  • 1:11 WEEEEEEOOOHHHHH

  • PRESS 4 REPEATEDLY!!!!!

  • I feel your pain Toby, I too can't grow a beard...

  • Fudge!

  • The 107 dislikes were the people that don't watch Toby and wanted some sexy hot girls :P

  • I'll finish your words for you anytime, Toby.

  • i think he shou have a lisp chann

  • TOBUSCUS FOR SNL!!!

  • @johnpooley3 But they want funny people , not retarded ones .

  • @johnpooley3 That would be awesome :O

  • Where the hell did Gypzor go!?!? D:

  • I thought it was 7 years for gum to leave your body???

  • i ALWAYS swollow my gum.... oops

  • rofl what just happened at the begining

  • The kid, They listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage!

  • wait... is throwing your gum on the ground littering? if it is, I should be arrested

  • stop being FUNNY! I've bruised my ribs so everything hurts when I laugh! And you're always making me laugh you douche!

  • Haha toby, finland is very white country, not brown xD Greetings from finland btw

  • im gonne break my bhh....

  • I can hear his heelys while he walks ahaha

  • weeeew!!!

  • "As though this is the midtro..." he said, thinking the video would end soon. But little did he know... That it actully was the midtro!

  • Lol at this vid having more views than other lazyvlogs 'cuz of the title!

  • brown and starts with F.....

    feces

  • Are you a idiot ?

  • I love how he uses the intro to break off awkward conversation...

  • i wish i had a car with a start button :(

  • i like the realted videos :3

  • Faecal Friday

  • i love how tobys vlog got 50,000 more views than normal when he names his videos sexy hot girls