JULIAN SMITH - Malk

[TrumpetFriend296]

Pause @1:02

[imakebadpivotvideos]

josh says mulk when donavon (whatever the way is that you spell it) say molk [malk with the o sound]

[juliesfooly]

i luv how the dairy company sneaked a triple kill in just one gallon

[xxspongebobx3]

YOUR GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!? THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!! *flips the gun over to his face* lmao

[lsm234]

@xxspongebobx3 yes....thats what happens. You get a cookie.

[xxspongebobx3]

at 1:03 i laughed my ass off.. i dont even know why.

[xxspongebobx3]

Donavan: GIVE HIM THE MOLK JOSH!

Donavans dad: Donavan... inside voices please...

Donavan: Sorry dad...my white friends.

[twocanadiancrafters]

It's so...dark. -- puts cat in oven -- now cooking a cat is dark

[jimmyjam1999]

omg! i just die everytime i see this i post it to my fb and everything and my friends die too

[FENicholson]

so funny! go and enjoy: caty's open mic on YouTube also very funny...

[konabore]

I laugh at this every time!!!!

[shellyloomis12]

haha the cat in the oven..."n-n-n-no stay"

[noobinator272]

the last second they pull the trigger

[SkunkSiD]

i will ALWAYS miss you Jullian :') this video made me smile ALOT.

[lilCaucasian]

@SkunkSiD  holy shit. did he fucking die?!?!

[TheFreakifier]

@SkunkSiD Miss you? Wtf? What happened?! o_o

[lillysworld99]

thumbs up if buriony sent you here

[NapoleanXV]

way to steal a simpsons word

[seriousbees]

Non sequiturs are cool w/ me.

[MusicMakeupMore]

the guy in the stripped shirt looks like toby from pll! and whats the name of this movie?

[sup3rs0ldi3r]

the father is white the son is black -.-

[teamblack3star]

Type in team black 3 star!!!!

[GunShark47]

Give em' the malk, Josh!

[CxTimeBomb]

that cat better be alive or ill unsub lol :D

[theJonnyPtv]

WHAT??? no top comment?? fine.

THE CAT AT THE END OF THE VIDEO IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME

[wolfluvr241]

Anyone notice how at the end he puts his cat in the oven?? LOL

[TheNewsboysRule]

Did anyone else notice at 1:28

"You're like a brother to me! Your HAND is like a brother to me!"

[cutiegirlkatie1027]

Hahaha... I don't get it... See, if I were Jonathon I would point my gun at Julian and if I were Julian I would point my gun at Jonathon.

[cutiegirlkatie1027]

I feel bad for the kitty... I can't stop laughing at it!

[PSNBottomFeeder]

this reminds me of WKUK

[adventures45]

I'f you think this video is funny type in M&J's Adventures-There is a monster in my room.

[enriquemarenco]

1:13 they stand up, 124 they are sitting down again xD

[thebestpantar]

i just found the best thing ever :D

[RuFFNuTTProductionz]

cool wHip

[Steve1262928]

LOL AT THE END LOLLLLLLLL

[rileyjabez0237]

evreyone that has a facboock go and like team julian smith

[ItsaTrapOMG]

"your hand is like a brother to me!" hahaha

[kewlstorydude]

that cat was probably terrified as shit. asswhole

[kewlstorydude]

CAT ABUSER

[iNerdyx33]

Who keeps cats in ovens?

[beyrc1998]

GIVE HIM THE MULK JOSH

[luvdance5228]

DONT DO IT JOSH! UR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME! UR AUNT IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME! oOMG best part!!!!!!!!!

[copperhess1]

press 3 for a smelling a stinky fart face

[bananabulp101]

pause it at 1:06 he has the best head

[thenerdyenvirogirl]

I think its beautiful!:S

[JshPerky]

I mean 0:33

[JshPerky]

I LOVE :34!



[MrChinamanTV]

Have u guys seen my cat? Ohh wait....

[Spaceballer]

Seems an awful lot like the family guy whipped-cream and ruined thing.

[brady2011chicjen]

This is so ducking funny

[21jeremyhubel]

o my god that was my cat

[MISSPOPCORN101]

o my god this is FUNNY!

[98vicky89]

why do they all have guns O_o

[funkyfranx]

@98vicky89

'Cause it's america, where any murderer can easily acquire a gun.

[Mrawesomenessish]

Smosh, Julian Smith, And NigaHiga need to make a huge funny movie together...

[b2ggraffiti]

Bug next to the black guys hair at :32

[Ieniemienieiep]

poor  cat..

[CarzInTheDriveway]

Did anyone else notice the magnet on the fridge that said, "Peace please"?

[Jovasaurus]

I'm gonna kill myself OVER THIS!

[z0mb1ek1ller999]

when i saw that cat i almost shit my pants laughing haha

[amodroshode111]

they do need to make a movie they would be awsome

[MrOttoow]

1:42 by the way



[MrOttoow]

its so... dark, i dont know! nehnah (kitty in oven)

[powerrangersandlegos]

Thats funny your going to shoot me if i shoot my self lol

[1sumguy]

ITALIAN IS INJURED

[Tz260]

Mallkkk um gonna spell it like it in future lol

[Hayashigame]

This is so Wittgenstein.

[fullysickmick01]

How is this funny?

[Envoyoflife]

107,820 likes like its a disease

[TreCoolness]

@unicornpower171 Vitamin R. LOL

[TreCoolness]

Vitamin R

[coleyman1100]

your welcome



[coleyman1100]

press five for greatness

[DinoBladeStudios]

Sorry dad, my white friends... LOL

[TheMynerf]

Minecraft

[dramaQT98]

my question is.... why do they all carry guns?

[treezxswish]

because malk is some crazy shit.

[chippewa1994]

lol at 1:39 he's such a hypocrite

[MInecraftSpartan117]

The dislike bar is like Ezio, its there you just cant see it

[hillari143]

Dad???? hahahahah lol jk

[5DylanS]

1:09

Sounds like the guy from the Smosh intro ^_^

[sadiep21]

*malk

[sadiep21]

1680 people don't like mali

[purplearmadillo78958]

I freakin love this!! I about busy up laughing everytime I see it!

[giantsbaby97]

i think i just died laughing.

[BailehBunneh1998]

"na na na na na, You stay"

[vastygas]

lol:]

[ninjadevil55]

Just give him the freakin malk Josh

[DDLovato18]

did they kill themselfes lol 

[RedMetal21]

Julian, there is a beached whale in your oven. Just thought I'd let you know.

[Trixtorz]

U love how the magnet on the fridge says Peace Please! LOL

[gabbygirl062]

omg! this is hilarious!!! poor cat

[SarahAdya143]

Like if this was ur 1st Julian Smith video and definetly not ur last !!!

[xSoftballDorks13]

EVERYONE! please read this.

We need to show Julian that he shouldn't "quit" youtube! (based off his new video).

Copy and paste this onto another one of Julian's videos so he can see!

Like this so Julian and everyone else see it.

WE NEED JULIAN!

[myunicorniseatingme]

@xSoftballDorks13 Why would Julian quit in the first place? If your a real Julian Smith fan you'd no better than that. -_-

[xSoftballDorks13]

@myunicorniseatingme Sorry if you think that, but if he's laying on the bottom of the swimming pool, i don't think you could be "revived". i'm just making sure because he's my favorite youtuber. And I'm not the only one who's thinking this.

[myunicorniseatingme]

@xSoftballDorks13 How do you know it was real, or what happened afterwards? Maybe it's part of a bigger plot, in which (like in the 'you in 5 minutes' video) there might've been multiple Julians? Maybe Gabi is just imagining or dreaming what it would be like to execute Julian, since there were all those flashbacks? Think outside the box. Even if Julian did choose to quit, I think he'd put his fans into consideration before hand, so when he quit, he wouldn't get his decisions swayed by his fans.

[kitkkat132465]

R.I.P Julian

[TheHammy28]

LMAO! XDDD

[thetruephoenixful]

sorry dad my white friends yet the dad is white

[dancegurl4417]

sorry dad... my white friends... love it!

[superartgal99]

ok why why why does he have his cat in the oven?! i <3 his cat :)

[BaronValkren]

@superartgal99 Pretty sure grilled cat is on the menu that evening ;)

[Smartalek101]

Dad doesn't turn around when the white guys start yelling. THAT'S RACIST!

[funniestmonkeysayhi]

check out my chaneel

[eerrrrrrfolks]

*opens fridge - "hey Donovan, got anything to drink?" - "yeh, in the fridge"

[GuitarPro77889]

I only laughed when the captions were on

[allie2012marie]

did anyone else notice he said "your aunt is like a brother to me?"

[ENmovies]

@allie2012marie no he said "your HEAD is like a brother to me" duhh :p

[superartgal99]

@ENmovies No he said your HAND is like a brother to me Duh! :)

[allie2012marie]

@ENmovies oooooh that makes sense. well, HEAD makes sense lol. gotcha. thanks for clearin that up!

[Shaereub]

I'm confused. How dose this guy not have his own movie, when that dumb FRED idiot dose?

[TheTropicanaMan]

Turn captions on at 1:08. Lol. Google is great.

[whosethbest96]

The only thing I laughed at was the cat in the oven hahahahah wtf?!

[qdmen]

who thinks that julian and his crew should do a movie of something.

[cougs24ever]

@qdmen i do

[akarisawada1]

no no no no stupid no

[Lamar5043]

I wonder if that malk has been Pre Blessed

[CSk401]

say cool

cool

now say whip

whip

now say coolwhip

chool whhip

[57nickiminajfan]

haha just five him the friggin mulk haha

[MrSuperpigman55]

I think in the description it means spilled malk.

[fiessy11]

i want some chocolate malk

[Apwarrior10]

Donivan: Sorry dad my white friends smh

[Perrinschannel]

i think when the cat was in the oven i loved it

[Xxsonam14yxX]

your gonna shoot me if i shoot myself? i was laughing so hard

[JshPerky]

scratch that, 1:43 to the end is my favorite and maybe one of the funniest things ive ever watched.



[JshPerky]

0:34 is my favorite.

[ireallyhatenames]

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK­!!!"

[kollman94]

Sorry dad my white friends.......

[kollman94]

Sorry dad my white freinds

[MopTopRock]

"your hand is like a brother to me!!"

[smokefeather222]

1,678 people didn't get their malk!

[ilyqueek]

malk is the way we texans say it.

[ilovecoffeeandApple]

Give e'm the FRICKIN malk!



[SoCGoldenWarrior]

"your like a brother to me!

your aunt is like a brother to me!"

[connorocto]

mmmm cat josh ill call you back im cooking my cat(LOL)

[joal1991]

-"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll....­......" *o.O*

*guy brings out weapon*

-"shut up,SHUT UP!!!!!"

[eointucker1]

i agree dhyazzperr

[eointucker1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha 

[dhyazzperr]

all time fave JS skit

[MISScrazyLADY0016]

press nine mwahahaha

[heyimmeilovewhoiam]

i'm going to miss you :(

[bekfry2]

Julian is so perfect!

[kayjaybean]

Gimme the freakin' MALK!

[1sumguy]

Press 6 and ''SHUT UP''.

[PaidAmateur]

We could just solve this entire pronunciation problem by giving everybody some HOT KOOL AID...

[dquachinator]

malk

[matkenny100]

MALK MaaaaaaallllKkk

[joshluongo789]

HEY DONT PUT A CAT IN A OVEN DO IT ONE MORE TIME ILL DESLIKE YOUR VIDS

[Spiner9001]

@joshluongo789 put cat tastes so good tastes like a mixture between chicken and beef

[TheDreskate]

malk: it done been blessed... oops wrong vid

[SeetherA7XBAM]

Press 3 for Mulk!

[puppypal32]

how come his dads white???

[Erekai]

Only problem I have with this video is after the "dad" says inside voices, they continue to scream even louder than before... and it doesn't bother the dad after that?

What?

Other than that, funny.

[TheXxguitarfreakxX]

This is my favorite video. It never fails to make me laugh each time I watch it! Hahaha!

[Freerun209]

Omg I love his face at 1:09 XD

[Samthecat125]

1676 people call it malk.

[RiannaSchulerMusic]

i love you, you look like my cousin.

haha, i yell "I Made This For You" in the hallways at school(:

[moongrave5]

Dads white and sons black.

[Angelrockszz]

POoR kitty :(

[stellabella841]

Notice how they get louder after the guy asks them to be quiet

[Kyramiller]

@ed4rd1 actually that user is right and your the retarded one because that is what the black dude ( no offense forgot his name) saids and he's not saying malk he's saying mulk and then the guy getting the " milk" says you're not even saying it the same way ( or something similar).... Maybe next time when correcting someone you should make sure what you're saying is correct or else you just look like a retard

[skater247247]

The way Josh says "Mulk" at :35 gets me every time I watch this vid

[skydogparsons]

UR GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!! :)

[iBigBossBalla]

Love it

[NoobCraftMedia]

"Your like a brother to me! Your hand is like a brother to me!" :p

[moonattack100]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kernel277]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............­..why is the cat in the oven lol

[redcoat800]

''shut up shut up''

[SuperClubpenguinlove]

thumbs up if after you saw this video you started saying "malk" instead of "milk"

[ninja810]

"say milkshake"

"milkshake"

"ok now say milk"

"malk" lol

[TheHunt052]

hey pass me some malk1

[thinkurcooler]

i hope he got his malk!

[RiddckNL]

ok who came because of a 9GAG post?