I am working on my first RPG and i can promise you i will make a game that will make your 4 years of craptalking go out the window. will let you know when it is done sunshine.Btw i have noticed that on all the games your Crap PC is slow lol
I am working on my first RPG and i can promise you i will make a game that will make your 4 years of craptalking go out the window. will let you know when it is done sunshine.
"The chosen one is more than one chosen", must mean that there is more than 1 chosen one. Makes sense, doesn't it? Or as you would put, "Idea make sense?"
This game. Memories from the past. Fuck this game was a shitty idea and I should have of known. Though you cant fucking control what your dumb child version of yourself did. Yes, I am the creator of this game. This game sucks.
Everybody's first game blows. I don't care who you are, everyone needs to get used to commands, events, switches, mapping, etc... Mine completely sucked! Yet, I am not excusing this guy. Most people are smart enough to not alone play test their games... but to have the common sense to realize their mediocrity and NOT put them on the internet! I am currently working on my third "real" game, and I have yet to upload one!
i've been watching your reviews (i realize this isn't the latest video xD) and i would like you to review my game (when it comes out) too see what constructive criticism you have to say (because i enjoy the things you say... that sounded a bit wierd... well the things you say during the reviews make me lul...still odd but better) :D plz? lmao
Excellent review! I'd recommend it to all my RM-using friends as a lesson in what NOT to do when creating a game.
The text is so horrible it borders on comedy, and the town looks like somebody scattered some Lego houses in the middle of a field. And yes, guessing which nondescript building to enter next can be very annoying.
"Real people logic doesn't apply to bad video games." Truer words were never spoken.
...who leaves the stove on when they're not at home, anyway?
this game is like a train wreck, u don't want to look but you can't help it. you're forced by some macabre mix of fascination, curiosity and revulsion. well, something like that. anyways, love the review!
I'm just wondering, is the game really this slow... or is it just your computer lagging that much?
Milennin 8 months ago
I am working on my first RPG and i can promise you i will make a game that will make your 4 years of craptalking go out the window. will let you know when it is done sunshine.Btw i have noticed that on all the games your Crap PC is slow lol
Eagleeye595 10 months ago
I am working on my first RPG and i can promise you i will make a game that will make your 4 years of craptalking go out the window. will let you know when it is done sunshine.
Eagleeye595 10 months ago
"The chosen one is more than one chosen", must mean that there is more than 1 chosen one. Makes sense, doesn't it? Or as you would put, "Idea make sense?"
ThePyrothehedgehog 10 months ago
is someone getting raped in the background when you went into his house?
Haz0rdusProductions 10 months ago
Game with Ralph as the main character Equals to CRAP GAME.
SwordSkill2 11 months ago
that stove is hoooooot!
NOACCEPTANCE772 1 year ago
No you're keys where curcified.
NOACCEPTANCE772 1 year ago
The key sinned and now it got crucified!
aerendyll 1 year ago
This game. Memories from the past. Fuck this game was a shitty idea and I should have of known. Though you cant fucking control what your dumb child version of yourself did. Yes, I am the creator of this game. This game sucks.
- Gamox1
SonataOfLight 1 year ago 7
Everybody's first game blows. I don't care who you are, everyone needs to get used to commands, events, switches, mapping, etc... Mine completely sucked! Yet, I am not excusing this guy. Most people are smart enough to not alone play test their games... but to have the common sense to realize their mediocrity and NOT put them on the internet! I am currently working on my third "real" game, and I have yet to upload one!
llButtersll 1 year ago
Though this is a little harsh
KuroeKnight 1 year ago
"All hail the Chosen One of Keys"
Nice review!
KuroeKnight 1 year ago
i've been watching your reviews (i realize this isn't the latest video xD) and i would like you to review my game (when it comes out) too see what constructive criticism you have to say (because i enjoy the things you say... that sounded a bit wierd... well the things you say during the reviews make me lul...still odd but better) :D plz? lmao
jow0RISE0 2 years ago
I made better maps than this when I was... 12? Yeah, 12. ( And dialogue was... well, sliiiiightly better. Slightly.)
MikeBsMovies 2 years ago
your houses are... Small? ;s
worst maping ever, sorry
2962388 2 years ago
Paramore?
You can do better than that, dude!
Trevor2575 2 years ago
hahahaha you narrated perfect
OgrilledXcheeseO 2 years ago
what the hell does final finale 17 mean? as there was no final finale 1-16
nahor23 2 years ago
STOVE IS HOT
reido66 2 years ago 3
Oh god, I love your reviews.
GreenFoxofWind 2 years ago
Excellent review! I'd recommend it to all my RM-using friends as a lesson in what NOT to do when creating a game.
The text is so horrible it borders on comedy, and the town looks like somebody scattered some Lego houses in the middle of a field. And yes, guessing which nondescript building to enter next can be very annoying.
"Real people logic doesn't apply to bad video games." Truer words were never spoken.
...who leaves the stove on when they're not at home, anyway?
brasingtonlane 2 years ago
SUCKS
Darkdanex 2 years ago
LAg
Darkdanex 2 years ago
Wow, and I thought I was bad at making games. His maps suck. I could make a town way better than that.
Haseo8 2 years ago
i figured out what the "chosen one" shit meant...
it means that the chosen one.... he's not just somebody chosen....hes like special...
this game sucks monkey ass
reido66 2 years ago
I agree...how the heck did they manage to make 16 games prior to this?
Stenir 2 years ago
Stove is hot.
Game is shitty.
SoloHero 3 years ago 10
I would be embarrassed if I released a game as bad as this. I watch these videos to look for what not to do in a game...
What will these people think of next?!
the5destroyer 3 years ago 2
Sometimes I wonder what goes in their imagination. o_o
Yeah, we need bad games to show us what not to do! :P
XxToKyOmEwxX 3 years ago
When you said noone could listen to you talk for 80 minutes, your wrong. xD
Eleferiona 3 years ago
The part at 9:36 made me fall over laughing. "Stove is hot." Classic.
lonelylolita2006 3 years ago
this is a stoner game
chaiya25 3 years ago
Gamox...
More like GAYMOX! ROFLCOPTERS STEAMLOLER PWNEDFTL
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Okay, I'm actually intelligent, seriously. :P
TheJoeFrom1993 3 years ago
Well... looks to me the guy who created the game it's a complete beginner with this... not a lot of common sense I see...
TheMize18 3 years ago
Wow, I want to play this! I don't know why.
And no, I didn't make this. I'd announce it if I did. :P
Ratty524 3 years ago 5
Stove is hot!
Seriously, what the hell?
Rodarodaa 3 years ago
1st off I just wanna say this: Worst parody name ever.
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Also, was that supposed to be a village? Looks like a bunch of houses in the middle of a... field (for want of a better word).
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Maybe the guy tried to crucify his keys xD
Dragonatrix 3 years ago
this game is like a train wreck, u don't want to look but you can't help it. you're forced by some macabre mix of fascination, curiosity and revulsion. well, something like that. anyways, love the review!
queequeg89 3 years ago
Holy shit, I've played this game.
sdm42393 3 years ago