KNIVES VS COPS

[FLIRTINalbertan]

Dafuq's this?

[chistophersaylor]

Man this reminds of those fake movie trailers from Grindhouse.

[Terrafirmia]

Du Fuq.

[ShineeeLuv]

what

is

this

[zabukazar]

This video is so unrealistic. Cops don't pull over white people!

[LeoKillian]

@zabukazar Well, there WAS an Asian man wielding a machete, though...

[GojiraGodzilla1]

C'mon did that guy really have to be driving a corvette?

[AllAboutCars91]

@GojiraGodzilla1 Well it had to be either a Corvette or a Mustang because only assholes drive those cars

[spamystyle]

"drop the razor!" "I'm gonna give you a nice clean shave!"

[tyleradominick]

haha, are they in Canada?

[madwalrus9998]

This represents imminent danger 0:58

[DraganDrabic]

I thought this was an ad for Victorinox at first

[Lashmush]

1:04 nathan fillion...?

[ARMIV4]

Canadian Freddy Mercury pulls a knife out on a cop who, unless he's an idiot, has a gun on him.

"Watch out guys, we're dealing with bad-ass here!"

[zabukazar]

Notice that they only backed away from the black guy.

[nando82]

Christ I'm only a block from hoooome why don't you let me goooooooo ?

[monkeysoulpoet]

To be fair, this could be Canada, because we don't have guns, but WE WILL CUT YOU.

[CuervoBlack06]

1:06 Deadliest Catch was never the same after he got kicked off of the Time Bandit.

[ThePsychonaut92]

Im that homeless guy. Used to attack cops alot back in the old says...

[tev866]

Now I really want to see the full video....

[monkeysoulpoet]

Minnesota is clearly a lawless land with danger behind every door... and criminals too dumb to buy guns.

[CuervoBlack06]

@monkeysoulpoet That's only in St.Paul where the criminals, liberals, and sodomites run wild and free. The rest of the state are all God fearing, shotgun packin, Palin supporting citizens. Either way, enter at your own risk.

[Bonzibuddy4ever2]

@monkeysoulpoet minnesotans are honorbound to stab pig cops for any and no reason

[Deathwhisperer42]

Stabbing cop in the cheek...nice

[DeanMartin1231]

"ahh Christ".. the asain guy who just say's...fuck it...and comes charging with his machette.

These are the little rewards you get from putting up with the other 90% of bullshit on youtube,

once in a while...it pay's off.

[Malumbrus]

Oh man, that guy at the end that's just sitting around waiting to use his broadsword on the first person to knock on his door gets me every time.  Priceless, especially when the guy pulls out a revolver and fires through the door.

[Gligar13Vids]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, KNIFES!

[jhaul21]

the blade is there

[jhaul21]

this cant be serious video it just cant be haha

[ShadowBaofu]

I kid you not, this isn't satire or comedy. It's from a police instructional video called "Surviving Edged Weapons" Look it up if you can.

[donbonification]

This is not canadian. Its north midwest USA. (or somewhere midwest) You can tell because when they say words like car or even 'spot' they have the american 'aa'. Certain 'o''s they do pronounce in a canadian manner so while the accents are indeed quite similar in some manners, they are also quite distinct from one another in others.

Also Canadians don't have sheriff police officers!

[BeelzebubTerror]

The policeman should be careful, hobos are extremely territorial and willing to attack anyone invading it's home.

[Feberizo1]

0:52 OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN!!!

[Jaket2000]

I shall use uncles sword from uncles bronco to put down uncle..... KAMIKAZE!!!!!!!

[touchmadown]

Yeah I'm going rambo on a cops ass with a swiss army knife. Pussy canadians

[vaporizethis]

Cuz blades travel faster than bullets

[FROZYO]

Pause at 0:54 lol

[TheAwex]

@FROZYO HAHAHAHAA

[blazer12dc]

of course they show a mexican with a machete

[lifememo]

im gonna rob a bank with a sword... just a big ass great sword... this video taught me that guns are obviously ineffective... swords kill shit

[Ryaomon]

This was filmed in Minnesota, not Canada, you could tell because nobody was apologizing.

[farbeyond]

@Ryaomon

What do you mean? The first guy said he was sorry.

[ChristopherTAL]

yeah i was just joking officer its fine

[Booyeah10]

"What his telling you is don't invade myspace or I'll attack you." Dude! Nobody uses MYSPACE Anymore! GET OVER IT!! geeez

[lifelikespears]

Zach Galafinakis stabbed the fuck outta that guys check!

[MrIlikegadgets]

What the shit?

[theboatdrifts]

is there a full version of this online? all i ever see is this bit and the techno one with asian guy

[Soundwave85]

Cut to the chase and press 9. "Yoo just brought a gun to a sword fi-eet mother facker!"

[Apollomasque]

@zeen137

So am I. I was making fun of it.

[NeoLuckyDog]

I am just a BLACK away from home, y dont ya let me goo?

[bluetilerules120]

fuck that first guy i would have shot the fuck out of him instead of wielding a baton like a princess.

[TheSeveredArm]

Are crimes committed with broadswords a common thing in Canada?

[Dagarvs]

1:03 rorschach?!?

[davetista]

The guy at 1:03 kinda looks like my boss. Don't tell him I said that though... LMAO

[Kegath]

OMG A 1978 CORVETTE!! I HAVE ONE!

[DocterEvil111]

Canadians don't need to lock our door, they have swords

[cadogan32]

F#%$ you! eh?

[POOPdudeEX]

how is a yellling man running at you with a machete dangerous?

[ImCramped999]

Getting out of your car when being pulled over is fucking stupid

[mrbobmanbob]

dohgod

[TheMagmagoblin]

That was neat.

[wendor24]

Canadian hobos, ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH

[rovingrovers]

everyone knows canadians kill with kindness, NOT SWITCHBLADES

[xraidedlok]

a canadian in a corvette in la ahahahahaha

[xraidedlok]

the last one was soooo awesome

[KoyasuNoBara]

Wow, I thought the guy at 0:57 was just really excited about his new knife. I'm glad the narrator was there to tell me that he represented imminent danger! Thanks, safety video!

[aroniense21]

Well,something to the narrator:

THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!

[FROZYO]

FOR NARNIA!!!!

[GamerUntouch]

I'm canadian, our cops actually have broadswords, this video isn't fake.

[aroniense21]

@GamerUntouch HOLY SHIT,THEY DO?!!!

Oh man if they do i'm going to canada....

[spoier]

JUST KIDDIN YA HOSER

[CalBro]

Canadian Hanzo Steel.

[Knifegash]

Holy shit, Canadians with broadswords ready to stab anyone at the door!?

[freeruner112]

what hes trying to tell you is dont invade my space or ill attack you

[Apollomasque]

These are the most adorable Canadian accents ever.

"Fack Yoo"

[AuralSexMedia]

@Apollomasque

i'm pretty sure that's a minnesota accent, like the people in fargo.

[Apollomasque]

@AuralSexMedia

Yaugh

[OwlRafter]

This represents imminent danger for sure

[uncannypk]

@OwlRafter RAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[ryu8888]

Wait is this Canadian?

[Cannonsilencer]

@ryu8888 Very much so

[ryu8888]

@Cannonsilencer This has to be a comedy/satire/parody... there no WAY any police department could be serious about something this campy...

[RnadomGUy9845]

@ryu8888 Sadly it's not, it's completely real and was actually used for training purposes. Hell, it may well still be used in some towns.

[GabeForDays]

@ryu8888 The actors are Candadian. The cars are American and the Samurai at :58 is Japanese.

[mophead02]

Fahk yoouuu!

[davesofresh84]

Isn it the other way around?

[MiguelitoSan]

Why is this so funny?! lol!!

[monkeysoulpoet]

@MiguelitoSan I just is.

[Apollomasque]

It's good to finally know that an asian man sprinting charging at you with a machete and howling at the top of his lungs represents imminent danger

[Jaket2000]

:59 KAMIKAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotpopcorncake]

Jehovah witness DAY!!! :stab:

[HaloSpartanG13]

You Knifed Cop

+100

[da1wholuvanime]

WTH?...

[TheLegomania11]

Hey Im just kidding! This concealed weapon that could easily cause you to bleed to death was all for laughs! Haha! Why did the drunk cross the road? TO SHANK THE POLICE MAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

nice corvette

[oldfart387]

Nice to see they gave gay actors a job.

[raptorinator]

What the fuck to you want? But I have that same Swiss army knife with my name on it.

[orwellianson]

Public menace number one is a Canadian with a bad mustache?

[yinyang147]

A forum post on the Shendileers' awesome forum brought me here >.>

Who's Seananners? .-.

[Excallyburr]

@yinyang147 Seananners is the ocean banana man that makes Black Ops videos, fellow Shendileer.

[yinyang147]

@Excallyburr Eww, Call of Duty...

inb4 vain flaming

[purplelobsta]

Those damn canadians and there antigun laws, now they're all carrying swords and shit. Morons.

GODBLESS AMERICA!

[CuervoBlack06]

Cop: Drop the knife

Guy: Fuck Yewwww

Cop: I said drop the knife or you've got an ass whoopin coming.

[gotgank]

This is from "Surviving edged weapons". One of the better training films.

[fmylifejc]

Random angry guy with a machete AND a hobo furiously wielding a razor ? 5 THUMBS UP!

[cenotaphofmist]

What it says is, "Don't invade my space or i'll attack you" with the old drunk flailing his cute knife. happiness.

[vitamincity]

That's not your licence! that's a knife you idiot!

[elvishskills]

"Oh okay just kidding soory."

He drops the knife and puts up his hands as if the the police officer has suddenly turned into Zeus causing blinding splendor to stun the villain.

[TheBlackwizard86]

Oh those crazzzzzy canadians. Carrying machetes in their cars! Geez.

[slash0777]

A wise man once said; "Fahck yoogh."

[SHOUTxHIxHEYxHELLO]

thumbs up if you dont even know what the hell Seananners is!

[meteosurreal]

@SHOUTxHIxHEYxHELLO I even got three and a three-fifth penis up, all in the name of fuck trendies.....It's not being miraculous, or even paradoxical, just logical.

[jgq85]

0:58 The Last Samurai

[SKID0032]

They sound Canadian



[Doubleshot98]

Fuck the police.. these policeman deserve what they get. They shouldnt be bothering these folks. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, PIGS !!

[rufusbaron]

@Doubleshot98 I dated a cop back in the late 90s. She took me on a ride along and we'd pull over black guys and make them sing Jermaine Stewart songs at gun point while we made love.

[500voyages]

0:57 Imminent danger indeed.

[tvillarr]

1:22 Take that Publishers Clearing House!

[PadreArnaldo]

Swords and tiny swords: the leading cause of death in Canadian police officers.

[inouraeroplane]

0:54 BLACK SWAN

[clayton0693]

U do know the president is black right 236 guy

[2692203]

White people are so stupid. This is why America is going downhill. Its ran by a bunch of stupid ass crackers. I can't stand how stupid white people are and how they think they are so tough. All these white cops flashin they badges and axin questions. Fuckin crackas.

[BADASSMANDO]

@2692203 Derpderpderp

[LeapinAbys]

@2692203 Yeah, goddamn police always doing their job.

And the President is black, FYI.

[mitchem890]

@2692203 "axin"?....

[KevinLounsberry]

@2692203 fail troll failed D:

[werebee]

Canadians, attacking cops with pocket knives since 1990.

[Malumbrus]

@werebee They're not Canadian.

[leadsailz]

@Malumbrus OH YES THEY ARE EH

[Malumbrus]

@leadsailz That's not a Canadian accent, eh, buddy!

[NegativeNick]

great video.

[Jashre]

When does this ever happen? 0:56

[JetFireMoc]

A wild asian with a machete has appeared

[Tewkii]

Who the fuck is seananner?

[psychopomp88]

When I saw this on Gawker, I thought "Everything Is Terrible" needs to see this--lo and behold!

[NebulaSteam]

Haven't seen a face-stab like this since Team Fortress 2.

[MrNividium]

This is freakin hilarious.



[t3rr411]

Technically the knife/sword can be the ultimate license and wanting this alternative license is a must have for Wisconsin/ Canadian citizens

[StealthDelta36]

Just watched this movie in my Law Enforcement class and LOLed sooooo hard.U missed the scene with the idiot and the door though

[PLeasureJet]

he must be a canadian as well.

[Stevebutabi302]

I think a lot of you have your accents mixed up. That is not Canadian. I'm Canadian and It's pretty obvious to me that it's from Wisconsin.

[LostInTheAbsurd]

Americans love guns, Canadians love their blades... In Winnipeg 2005 someone dressed roughly as a ninja climbed through the drive in window of a mcdonald's and used a samurai sword to rob the place. In 2008 on a greyhound bus to the same city a man used a "rambo knife" to behead the stranger sitting beside him. Canadian's may seem nice, but when they get upset they get stabby!

And search "toronto cops knife" for some modern badass Candian police vs knife techniques.

[t3rr411]

what is the source of this video?

Other than the site obviously shown at the end

[ThePolysyllabist]

shit, canada is fucked up

[vsutlovic]

JALOPNIK!!!

[ReventonF22]

Thumbs up if Jalopnik brought you here! :D

[HEMAS13]

1:00 forget vietnam already foo..

[bismark17]

It's a classic Law Enforcement film that was filmed in Wisconsin.

[TheKyleFowler]

10 People found out the blade sometimes is there to guard those boundaries.

[ShahidMiller]

Lol, "Faak YOUH!". "I got a swiss army knife, eh'?!"

[Armyless1]

Fack yuuu

[PoisonInc]

This is so Canadian, I can smell the bacon.

[evolutioncarbon]

What the hell is a 'Seananners'?'

[redvsblue333]

What is seenaners

[link000000]

Swords are making a come back!!

[PhDFRIZZBI]

FUCKING BROAD SWORD DOOR ATTACK

[PhDFRIZZBI]

yayyy i love canada :)

[LTHanzScheisse]

Fuck Yoo.

[Screamowned]

Nice neighborhood.

[Awsomesauce144]

BONZAI !!!!

[eklypss19]

"This represents imminent danger for sure."

[MrJohndoakes]

5mtl has another, longer chunk of this tape on YouTube which features razor blades sewn into hats, a cop getting stabbed in the nuts, and an Asian knife fighter who can gut a water balloon in two seconds.

[noisydope]

i watch these because EVERYTHINGISTERRIBLE is the best.

[spratrbo]

Stinking Canadians!