borat

[abaddonbalban]

00:03 hasta 00:08 es la voz muy parecida a niko bellic del GTA IV

[sickdiggitydog]

Why do you touch me so much?

[cekinxxx]

sacha baron greatest actor ever

[alwalk21]

Insides are hurting right now. Too funny.

[snowdjagha]

he's the master of trolling!

[bratwa]

The cricket-part is so extremely funny. Tears in my eyes.

[humzayunas2]

Reallly a very good video I like it

[SidTheKid876]

lol

[standubz]

cricket is HEAPS better than the shitty american alternative of baseball !

[panniize]

cricket rocks!

[malkyouns]

Is this is the cricket

[OnRockIT]

England could have used these pointers during the world cup. Oh well.

[Obviously]

Why are you nationalist shitheads making fun of each others' countries instead of laughing at Borat doing it the right way?

[BORATwalkonwater]

sooo CRAZY !

[yourtickettooz]

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[s10dlka]

Sachin Tendulkar's so awesome I bet even Borat has heard of him!

[400080vikkash]

hey borat do you do good head?

[umangu]

He reminds me of Freddie Mercury!

[jakebeal1996]

Sandwhiches?

[TeamTomat0]

The subtitles is on swedish ^^

[mammojo]

to americans, the only sports in this world are gridiron, basketball and baseball, oh and how can i forget...soccer!

its football yanks!

[topcop007ify]

he plays like tendulkar.

[Sheldaddydawg]

bla

[krakelsmiskmirakel]

swedish subtitles

[EchoCannon89]

reading the comments on these sites makes me hate Europeans; how can you be so stupid as to log onto YouTube (American website) on the internet (American invention) on a computer (American invention) using electricity (developed in America by Edison, Westinghouse, Tesla, etc.) and watch a form of comedy that was first invented by Andy Kaufman(American) and then say "Americans are stupid". Without America you would have none of these things. You are scum!

[MOHAAVIDEO]

@EchoCannon89 the english language us constitution the us itsself, jet engine

frank whittle internet tim berners lee the computer clossus in ww2 television logi beard

[MOHAAVIDEO]

@EchoCannon89 one of the founders of yt was chinese duh

[jewsbury87]

@EchoCannon89 Get a life.

[Terra7Q]

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[kurklazarus]

Shaun Tait bowls Fastest Ball !!

youtube. com/watch?v=kzdZNXsHHrc

(remove space before com)

[JimCarrey4]

''why u touch me'' lol

[Elsi1986]

stupid englishmen

[hassimama]

LOOOL

[scottfser]

lol sacha is funny as fuck, shut the fuck up all you idiots giving masive lectures about him know one cares, he likes making people laugh, and he do, leave him alone, your just jealous you don't make poeple smile like he do... keep your opinions to yourself if you don't like his acting don't watch it... simple

[jarpasmannen]

nice with swedish subtitles,

[pinhasitall]

LOOL!, he lloks a like a toddler

[learningfromher]

Yes but the only people he finds who are "hateful and discriminatory" are the groups Jews have had conflicts with. When will he do a character that mocks Jewish attitudes? The animus he has toward people in the South, Arabs, Austrians is obvious.  He works to show them in the worst light. In 3 characters and 100s of scenes, he can't find one example of a Jew expressing bigotry?

[learningfromher]

Sacha is a Jew continuing a tradition of creating Gentile caricatures. The objects of his ridicule are Austrians, Arabs, East Europeans and the South. The same people that Jews hate. The Jews follow an evolutionary strategy that involves parasitical behavior on host nations. This is reason Jews have been kicked out of almost every nation they have lived in. For an academic explanation, google Understanding Jewish Influence and read the university paper.

[Cholero101]

lmao smart.... create and base ur opinion on one paper....thats no bias at all *sarcacism (in case u didnt understand)**

[jakefree25]

He mocks stupid bigots like you, that is why you are so upset.

[couek]

Cricket is sooo GAY

[SuperGravey]

Cricket isnt gay, falling over in soccer and crying now that is gay, especially on those wages.

[joker0187]

princess like christiano ronaldo make the game look bad.....

[SuperGravey]

I agree!

[ChoonDSW]

ROFL.

Why do u touch me so much @ 0:47

[juleaaa]

i know! ROFL XD

borat's a funny kunt (:

[eXziztence]

omg that is bloody hilarious

[NuriAlcoMovies]

0:28 !!!

[euanrocks]

LOL!!!!!

[Ceaaa22]

Poor guy... He must've felt like he was trying to teach manners to a chav.

[leon6266]

hahaha brat so funny but he always uses same joke

[spackarica]

cause ur debil

[2007ranjith619]

ist not so funny

[Blabbos]

Isn't this just completely typical? A video about something Americans don't do or understand, so they send in the trolls to trolly trolly a dozen trolly pages...

Europeans don't care enough about your sports to even troll their videos!

[ThePoorRise]

The guy who plays borat is british.

[imapplhelper]

rofl he was getting so mad at him lawl

[your0brain0on0drugs]

no shit

[angrychipmunk99]

Beffinee. Borat is just ALi G. He takes the mick aout of everyone.

[fetih87]

Do not scoff at a person's country

[BrynasKanalen]

Sverige! sverige! svergie! älskar borat och språket som textat klippet :D

[heartofmyocean]

Why do you touch me so much ! lol

[ThisisBOB178]

tyt

[gjsart]

bob rules!

[afmrahman]

why do you touch me so much?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[OmarAfricaReturns]

"they call me Steve" HAHAHAHAAHAHAAH

[SyK083]

i thought euros play soccer????

[pwnage416]

they play a lot of other sports

[bassetthound007]

Another narrow minded American, Europe playes heaps of sports if you ever go there you will notice that. But not many Americans ever leave their country let alone their state so thats why they know nothing about other countries and cultures.

[MannicMailman]

you fucking dumbass most of the world's population doesn't leave their country, you think your smart but you make yourself look like a fucking stupid dickhead

[kamikambiz91]

that's not the best way to talk to people

what he says is true. most americans think they're superior so they don't know what's what. so here's the taste of your medicine, FUCK U

[Beffinee]

If you think that us british are better than the americans then don't be rude to them! That makes you as bad as them!

(I don't think either is better btw im just saying)

[kamikambiz91]

i'm not british. u probably don't evn kno bout my country.

anyway, guess u're right.

thx mate

[Bramilator]

@bassetthound007 you do know why most american's don't leave there country much is because we have mexico which is a shit hole, and canada which like us except colder so... and a lot of american's leave there states

[razt125]

@Bramilator hahaha are you american? you know there is not thier. They're different words

[Seanw66]

@bassetthound007 why would we leave the best place on earth..... silly person.

[AmraAbkhazia]

@bassetthound007 Real Talk !

[notmack]

shut up froggy

[bassetthound007]

@notmack and I aint a "froggy", get ur facts right before u comment fool.

[notmack]

what, that you're a wine sipping, hairy ass frenchman?

[mclaren7993]

@bassetthound007 Isn't Sacha Baron Cohen british? Unless this is just an impersonator of Borat, then please disregard my comment.

[bassetthound007]

@mclaren7993 Yes he is British, this was his show a few years before he made the movie.

[TheWizz82]

@bassetthound007 Because we are the greatest country. FYI, The USA binds this entire shitty world together. Why do Americans need to leave their country or state? We have everything, YOU folks HAVE to leave to do/get things. Thanks for the Beatles(who liked OUR country better along with nearly every other band from England)

[chris371]

@TheWizz82 your great nation america is slowly turining into a third world country because of your rising black and mexican population.

[Shadesofblue1988]

@TheWizz82 Just because The Beatles lived in the USA it means the USA is better? You're an idiot. Have you even been outside the USA? There are so many other countries with a better quality of life than the USA. I'm not saying the USA is bad, but the USA is certainly not the best. Bands liking the USA better is an obvious example of lack of reasoning. Most bands probably prefer the USA because the USA has a massive record buying population, dimwit.

[6ghrkhan]

@TheWizz82

u knw ure right all americans sit in there homes and eat mcdonalds thats it thats all u fat assholes can do , even ure military is full of homeless fatfucks all u do is send drones cuz ure pilots are all pisss scared and all fuck, i hate you fuckin proud american people

[christiano431]

@bassetthound007

he is not American he is from England!!

[anikp905]

Cricket is played in over 82 countries in the world. fuck you guys

[formless777]

And baseball pretends it has a world series... lol. The yanks can only have a world series with other yanks. Could they include the other baseball countries like Japan or Cuba ? Nope, because while Japan and Cuba are in the world, they aren't IN the world, get it ?

[themastero7777]

0:48 LOL !!!!

[RBS777]

CRICKET IS FOR...GAYSSSSS

[AndyIsBack94]

Cricket suck

[harphanmaula85]

sacha baron cohen (borat) is british

[JarredBlancard]

HAHA

[tyler7878]

what a bunch of stuck ups

[skillisme]

In what way? The man trying to explain something to him or the ones being friendly with him? OHHH...I see...because they have upper middle class english accents they are obviously stuck up. In the same way that if someone has a canadian accent they are obviously moose-shagging lumberjacks.

[mistermojo420]

u mad?

[skillisme]

Why do you say that?

[rocco4443]

hahahaha moose-shagging lumberjacks

[annacfc]

lol moose-shagging lumberjacks

[Ohkit]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheCricketSchool]

Yaxi Mash....you girlfriend has vagina like sleeve of wizard

[mercanaries3]

lmao

[DrunkenBear09]

que porqueriaaaaaaa

[koen12121212]

swedish subtitles?

[manhunt2142]

awsome video

[andersanio]

lmao!

[iloveericlyons]

So you imagine a man sucking your dick in your spare time? You sound like a gaylord to me.

Point proven

[manhunt2142]

what dick

[younis93]

dis is soooooooooooooo funny da geeza at the end is a twat

[flyer451]

aww u tough cunt

[bongsau82]

crickets the shit! and borats the shiznit too! baseballs ok but its for dumb tunnel visioned americans. crickets a much more in depth game. kinda like comparing chess and cheakers

[SANE96]

babies dont watch this

[AussieGossie]

baseball is a lame remake game of cricket. once u watch 20/20 cricket yur hooker for life!

[pakiboy279]

baseball came from cricket. faggots. Let me see you hit a ball that come to you at 150km, bitches

[Phositis]

Mate, shouieb acktar bowled 161.6.

[azaproc]

cricket is primitive XD...well i like neither anywho

[XFrostFireX72]

150km? sure, but just pecease ur a dumb fuck doesn't mean that baseball came from cricket

[hdhatt05]

shut the fuck up bitch. thats not how play cricket!its just a vid.

[gnarkillkicksass]

1 the ball is smaller and heavier (ie carries more energy) and your can face a hundred bowls (throws) a game unlike baseball were the fat cunts get a dozen thrown at them at most.

[Whatugunadoboutit]

fuk u yankee faggot go bak to bed ur mums waitin 4 u

[kitsunetears]

well, he's not quite as bad as I am...

[ROCKmaster201]

lol thought he said borat like balli

[ElChobotoRoboto]

Why do you touch me so much? x)

[youa2adi]

british accent is funny

[SpyTheMagician]

oO GF

[joelM462]

Well played, Borat..

[jodecy]

Borat is real, Sacha Baron Cohen is the character he plays. Niiiiice!

Booyakasha

[grammarwar]

Dude Egyptian shut up we dont care. Hes fkin hilarious & thats all that matters.

[Blobadelics]

why do you touch me so much lol

[Kevin11296]

no steve!

[Flamiano20]

hahahha..I like borat..

[mrwhiteman]

"there is one steve, two steve, and NO STEVE HAHAHAHA" haha W.T.F!?

[stephentheheathen]

egyptian...youre gay,get a life.ITS A JOKE.

[EgyptianPrinceCB]

I'm talking about the REAL Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen, who was a prodigy of Kibbutz Rosh HaNikra and Kibbutz Beit HaEmek.

Baron Cohen, also a devout ZIONIST, first acted in theatrical productions featuring the Socialist-Zionist youth movement Habonim Dror.

Somehow Judaism and induction of pornography, filth, derogatory debauchery, advocating ALL that is low and foul, seems to be OKAY for an orthodox Jew like Borat or Sacha.

Such a UNHOLY cause was embraced by CNN, Hollywood, and media giants!

[maddzzo]

unholy? whats holy then?

[EgyptianPrinceCB]

How long will it be before you people wake up?

Borat, or Sacha Cohen, an ultra orthodox Jew whose fiancee, a Christian woman mind you, left him as she simply could not convert to his orthodox version of Judaism.

You people must see that Sacha Cohen is intentionally corrupting the masses because it is OKAY to abuse, control, and subdue the non-Jewish masses.

Howard Stern. A Jew. Morally bankrupt and quite vulgar.

Jerry Springer. A Jew. Low-life trash of a talk show.

Bort, same thing!!!!

[spuddadawg9]

wat the hell u talkin about?

[EgyptianPrinceCB]

I'm talking about the REAL Borat, Sacha Baron Cohen, who was a prodigy of Kibbutz Rosh HaNikra and Kibbutz Beit HaEmek.

Baron Cohen, also a devout ZIONIST, first acted in theatrical productions featuring the Socialist-Zionist youth movement Habonim Dror.

Somehow Judaism and induction of pornography, filth, derogatory debauchery, advocating ALL that is low and foul, seems to be OKAY for an orthodox Jew like Borat or Sacha.

Such a UNHOLY cause was embraced by CNN, Hollywood, and media giants!

[GAWCAD]

holy crap who cares mate

[maddzzo]

idd what the fuck are talking about? Kibbutz Rosh HaNikra you are just writing some shit on youtube, and your name? egyptianprince? yea right liar liar pants on fire, how do you think the egyptian ppl will think about you when you lie on the internet that you are a prince of egypt?

[spuddadawg9]

wats wit all the rascist comments on here?

im american and proud of it and personally happy living here. That does not mean i think europeans are trash or their countries suck.

America is made of pretty much every other culture in this world combined into one uber nation. the only people really "from" here are the native american indians and they prolly originated from NE asia

every country has its own problems and america has so many due to its size nd freedom

cant we all get along?

[oxfordwsd]

wat do u mean america has no culture

[spuddadawg9]

i dont mean america has no culture; i mean the opposite really; i was just tryin to make the point that all these people talkin bad about america or americans talkin about europe and such have to remember america was made from people from all of these nations together; its just one huge mixed culture really

[Chocolate93d]

agreed. we're all cultures. and we DOOO have our own things going on. hotdogs, hamburgers, block parties, our music is heard all over the world. we have a culture. the US is a new country. we hadnt had the time to create thousand year traditions. but theres still culture.

[jey87]

hamburgers are german :P

[Wolfington]

Glóm mig inte, jag ska borratta fúr alle om dig?

[areskratos]

upeople r raciststop being so mean to americans not all r fata asshole corrupted fuckers im not -.-

[elchessboy0wnzU]

well its tru..white people do give AMERICA a bad name sometimes..you know.. whites are known for being FAT, RACIST, UGLY and plain ol white with no culture.lol

[rugger133]

elchessboy

u cant say that about all white people

i think u need to be a bit more open minded about it

[fernandoazulynegro]

black guys are gangstas and drug dealers

mexicans are gang members and lazy

only asians are useful

[elchessboy0wnzU]

that's why im happy im peruvian =D

[fernandoazulynegro]

but Peruvians are ugly

[elchessboy0wnzU]

yeah some are just like everyone is... glad im not =D

[cjl90]

peruvians fall in the lazy mexican drug dealer category just like all spanish speaking countries.

[Martinez1887]

americans are the worst ppl on earth..dumb, fat and terrorists..

[Shaggy2DopeJR]

lol you most be about 14? Where did the Americans come from?

[Martinez1887]

u must be 12..americans are fat, and they are destroying the world.

[Shaggy2DopeJR]

lol I'm from American and i know how people look :p. True that most Americans are nothing but fat assholes, but some of the people here aren't ;). Second how are we destroying the world? No country by itself can destroy the world :P

[nycitykops]

i think he's funnier in america, they're less tolerant there than in great britain, its pretty great i'll have you know, ireland too